Evil Sprinkle
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Joined 08-04-12, id: 4176503, Profile Updated: 11-25-15
Author has written 9 stories for Supernatural, and Vampire Diaries.

Hello there! Come on in, but please wipe your feet first.
I'm just a short, strange girl. I live in a tiny ex-mining village in England.
I love reading, trying to write and all things weird and wonderful.
When it comes to fanfiction, I'm a big fan of The Vampire Diaries and Supernatural. They bring out my creepy fangirl side.
Reviews are appreciated as much as Dean, Castiel, Klaus, Kol & Damon dancing around naked...not in the same room of course, 'cause that would be weird and kind of awkward.
I have one hell of a weird sense of humour and find myself funnier than I actually am.
I enjoy belly chuckles and silent laughing (when all you do is vibrate).
Feel free to drop me a PM any time, I don't bite...hard.

I'm also evilsprinkle on tumblr and twitter, I faff around on them when I should be writing or working...

I'll warn you in advance that I don't up-date regularly and have a horrible habit of seemingly dropping off the face of the earth for long periods of time. That being said, I won't ever stop writing fanfiction for good without completing all my stories. I never leave anything unfinished. To save me constantly apologising for the huge breaks, I'll apologise for the inevitable in advance - Sorry folks!

Music I like; 5 Seconds of Summer, Room 94, Frank Turner, The Libertines, The Vamps, Hunter Hayes, MCR, Eminem, Placebo, The Cure, Bon Jovi, Queen, Arctic Monkeys, Biffy Clyro, Foo Fighters, The Beautiful South, FranKo, Ed Sheeran, Every Avenue, Horrible Histories songs, Jason Derulo, Wham, Boys Like Girls, Adam & The Ants, Meatloaf, Billy Idol, The Used, Elvis, Metallica, Iron Maiden, T. Rex, The Clash, Halsey, Bloc Party, The Ramones, Sex Pistols, AC/DC, All-American Rejects, Maria Mena, The Spill Canvas, Backseat Goodbye, The Streets, Blink-182, PATD, FOB, Bouncing Souls, Danger;Radio

Films; Daybreakers, Titanic, Taken, Sleepers, Love Comes To The Executioner, The Immortals, Ben Hur, Clash Of The Titans, The Three Musketeers, Percy Jackson, Camp Rock, High School Musical, A Few Good Men, Sleeping With The Enemy, Pretty Woman, Ghost World, A Clockwork Orange, Repo: The Genetic Opera, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Harry Potters, Weird Science, The Breakfast Club, Pretty In Pink, Sixteen Candles, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Some Kind of Wonderful, Heathers The Adams Family, Overboard, Hocus Pocus, Beetlejuice, The Virgin Suicides, Batman, Lost Boys, Stand By Me, Dracula, Disney, Bill & Ted (both), St Elmo's Fire, Prozac Nation, Dead Poets Society, Drive, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Rita Sue & Bob Too, Carry On Films, The Perks Of Being A Wallflower, American Pies, Deep Blue Sea.

I watch too much TV; TVD, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Supernatural, Horrible Histories, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Scrubs, Twin Peaks, Sleepy Hollow, Skins, Nevermind The Buzzcocks, Grand Designs, FBI Files, Solved, Murder Shift, Dog The Bounty Hunter, CSI, Pointless, Man V Food, Pramface, Orange Is The New Black, Nearly Famous, Dexter, Six Feet Under, Nip/Tuck, Once Upon A Time.

I don't read enough; Anything by Shakespeare, Oscar Wilde, Sidney Sheldon, Stephen King, & Chris Carter, most things by Philip Pullman & Michael Morpurgo, Urban Legends, The Grimm Brother's Fairy Tales, Smashed: Growing Up A Drunk Girl, Sugar Rush, The Vampire Diaries, Twilight, Harry Potters, Let's Go Play At The Adams, Wuthering Heights, The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Catcher In The Rye, A Clockwork Orange, Witch Child, Carries War, The Perks Of Being A Wallflower, The Haunting Of Toby Jugg, The Boy With The Cuckoo Clock Heart, NOS4A2, The Fault In Our Stars, Rebecca, The Boss, The Girlfriend, The Bride, Beautiful Disaster & Walking Disaster. Recently I've been disgustingly obsessed with The Thoughtless series by S. C. Stephens.

Other things I like; Pizza, gaming, cold coffee, castles, long walks, Pokemon, Calum Hood, Michael Clifford, Ashton Irwin, Luke Hemmings, Dean Lemon, Kieran Lemon, Shaun Lemon, Kit Tanton, Luke Brooks, Toby Hemingway, Hunter Hayes, summer days, bourbon, Kellan Kyle, smelling new books (honestly not as weird as it sounds), big sunglasses, hats, custard creams, cherry coke, Ribena, leather jackets, pale skin, scars, strong jaw-lines, short nails, biker boots, leggings, baggy t-shirts, vampires, zombies, boys with white-blond hair, drawing, writing, wailing like a cat (singing), flapping about like an injured bird (dancing), cold pints, doing makeup, decorating, making things, large libraries, Greek and Roman mythology, history, 50's dresses, old books, musicals, cottages, spring rolls, gigs, people watching, riding roller coasters, watching the ocean, looking at the stars, failing to get a tan.

DISCLAIMER!: I am not affiliated with any of the publicly recognisable characters. All additional plotlines, original characters, setting etc are my brain children. Steal my children and I'll hunt you down, spork you in the eye then harvest your organs on the black market. Any views or opinions expressed by the characters are not necessarily the views and opinions of me, the author. I do not intend any to cause any harm or offence, all my work is clearly rated. I accept no responsibility for curious wandering young eyes.

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Family Game Night by Wreckless Righter reviews
Elijah wants his siblings to partake in a Family Game Night each week in an effort to bring them together as a family again. Unfortunately, a Game Night with The Originals tends to cause a bit of chaos!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 117,965 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 7/31/2012 - [Klaus, Caroline F.] Rebekah, Kol M. - Complete
The Only Hope for Me is You by livingdeadblondequeen reviews
Niklaus Mikaelson is a single father but is also a business man who needs someone to take care of the kids for him. When their current nanny retires, he finds himself needing a replacement. When Stefan offers a solution, Klaus agrees to interview Caroline
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 244,139 - Reviews: 4094 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 2,222 - Updated: 7/19/2016 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Caroline F., Katherine, Klaus, OC - Complete
Green Card by a-little-blonde-distraction reviews
AU/AH: Klaus is an art grad student at Hunter College whose student visa is about to expire. Caroline is a journalism grad student and Today Show intern who's dream apartment only accepts married couples. Their marriage of convenience proves to be harder to pull off then they thought when INS comes knocking. (Cover by Leah a.k.a. approvesomuch) *On Hiatus*
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 104,567 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus
Beauty and the Geek by jomosfamilyjewels reviews
AU/AH - Klaus owns a comic book store and Caroline is the pretty little thing that moves into the retail space next door. Light and fluffy, to go with all the doom and gloom that's been popping up lately! Rated M...because you know me...it'll get smutty before you know it. *snickers*
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,271 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Null and Void by liarfaker reviews
Caroline Forbes (soon-to-be-Lockwood) is one of the best divorce attorneys in Chicago. She tears unfaithful husbands to pieces, ready to fight for her friend, a rising star Katherine Pierce who wants to divorce Damon Salvatore, a famous photographer. Little does she know that Damon hired a ruthless and successful lawyer Klaus Mikaelson. A divorce may be the least of their problems.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,931 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
Marriage of Convenience by Chel 90210 reviews
Klaus is the CEO of Mikaelson Enterprises. Klaus's visa is about to expire unless he can find a way around it. That's where his assistant Caroline comes in. Desperate to stay in the states, he offers her 10 million dollars to marry him for a year. Will Caroline willingly marry a man she hates? Or will Klaus force her into a marriage of convenience? AU/AH, Dominate/Possessive themes
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 70,706 - Reviews: 1769 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Prowl by withfireandblood reviews
The Mikaelson family had a saying. "Love beyond family is the greatest weakness. We do not feel and we do not care." It was a code he lived by. So why did he save the girl? Klaus / Caroline.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 175,688 - Reviews: 3185 - Favs: 3,884 - Follows: 2,453 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F. - Complete
Torment by MidnightAngel30 reviews
Klaus is a hero of war who has trouble dealing with the memories his service has left. Caroline lives in the apartment below his, wondering where all the shouting is coming from, and why. Will the little blonde be the answer to stopping all the nightmares of the former soldier? AU/AH.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 132,253 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
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The Bucket List reviews
Forcing Stefan to dress in a handcrafted curtain toga, getting married in Vegas, dressing as a woman called Delilah, being forced to move into the Mikaelson home for a week, hugging Klaus, playing Twister with Elijah... Damon's new Bucket List really gets him into some strange situations.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,649 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Stefan S., Damon S., Klaus, Kol M.
It's Just a Bunch of Hocus Pocus reviews
It's Caroline's first Halloween in Mystic Falls. She's young, drunk and her new friends have just filled her in on the 'Legend of the Mikaelson Witches'. They soon find out there's more to the Legend than just rumours when Caroline accidentally awakens three dead witches. Three ancient witches and a free house for the entire weekend. Caroline gets more than she bargained for.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,971 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Caroline F., Lexi, Klaus, Kol M.
Baby Is This Love for Real? reviews
Caroline Forbes and Klaus Mikaelson are destined to be together - their friends know it, their families know it, all their classmates know it...hell even the nuns who teach them know it. Klaus and Caroline however, they seem to be the only two who don't know it. AU/AH
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,765 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
The Ghost Of You reviews
Klaus lived a normal life until he met Damon Salvatore. He is drawn into a life of crime, a roller coaster ride that he doesn't want to get off. His stop is abrupt and unexpected - he falls for Caroline Forbes. He draws her in and she chooses to join him on his ride, but a romantic indiscretion on his part derails the cart, sending him into a downward spiral. NO HAPPY ENDING HERE!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Klaus, Tatia P.] Caroline F. - Complete
Crazy Little Thing Called Love reviews
No one's life is perfect, but Klaus and Caroline's comes pretty damn close. From working together at Mikaelson & Co to being married with kids, this is the short version of how it all happened. The best bits. AU/AH
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,142 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus
Truly Madly Deeply reviews
ONE-SHOT! Caroline is the first to admit that Klaus is gorgeous and charming, but the fact that he's arrogant, smug and seems to only want her for one thing means she's fought against his charm and advances. At her father's birthday party however, she comes to realise that she's had some misconceptions about him.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,115 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Love Your Neighbour, in This Case, Literally reviews
ONE-SHOT! Klaus has lived in his apartment for two years and after an incident with one elderly female neighbour, some funky tasting milk and his butt being groped in the elevator, he's not too thrilled by Stefan's suggestion for him to get to know his other neighbour. AU/AH
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Sam Winchester: The Magical Satchel reviews
* *Sequel to Sam Winchester: The Curse Of The Brown FlipFlops* * Sam's got a satchel that he carries everywhere with him. Generally it just contains his beloved laptop and a few bits and pieces that may come in handy. One day, he discovers that it's got more space than he could ever imagine. Rated M for language
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,924 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Sam W., Dean W.
Sam Winchester: The Curse Of The Brown FlipFlops reviews
Sam Winchester is many things, but materialistic is not one of them. However, he does have one possession, besides his beloved laptop, that he would dread living without.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete