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Joined 08-04-12, id: 4176814, Profile Updated: 01-28-13
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Merlin.

Some boring things about me:

I have a challenge to write a series of basically insane Harry Potter crackfics and seeing as I have finally finished high school I gather it’s about time I share my antisocial, insane writings with the lovely sub-population of ff.net.

Well I actually want to be a published author one day but trust me, anything I post will not be my best work, I am an amateur at best and my spelling/grammar is dismal. Very badly I need anything I do to have a beta but my number one choice is currently in America and I don’t know if she’ll have time when we’re at university next year.

I think anything I post will be Harry Potter related, people of my generation know that growing up with JK’s literature means we’re left with a big gaping hole now the series has ended, one which can only be filled with perverted yet nostalgic fics.

I’m going to promise right now that if anyone reads the crap I write (or not) I’m still going to post to the end, by no means am I evil enough to stop writing part way in, it defeats the whole bloody purpose. I’m an adult and so I write with an adult style, and for adults, I will rate accordingly but some of the challenges I’ve been set are…not for the faint hearted. Once I get around to serious stuff I’ll reel it in but I’m not adverse to profanity (but only in reasonable amounts) and I love slash writing, particularly Drarry so please if you don’t like, don’t read.


Since I've begun writing ff here's the obstacles I've come across.

1. The internet turns off at 11pm. Yes that's right, living with my parents means I have to deal with this stupid rule, if I forget to post before midnight it's too late.

2. Skyrim. Maybe I shouldn't name this game because who knows, I might be an evil Steam robot here to advertise, so to be fair Sims 2 and 3 and Assassin's Creed are good too but it's Skyrim I'm obsessed with. If I could play it all day every day without being judged I would.

3. Prospect of Uni. And soon actual university. I somehow got into the university of my dreams and so once I start there my fan fiction will take a back seat but no way will I kick it to the curb.

4. My brain stops working. I never get writer's block, sometimes writer's overload though. However what does happen is I absolutely forget what was happening in the story or even the last chapter and then have to spend time reading my own work (which can be painful)

5. I am rubbish at details and a terrible editor. I would literally kill someone for a Beta to help me out but I haven't got around to it. I will before I hit complete on any of my (serious) stories though.


1. Okay so you'll understand this if you've ever been properly, scarily in love. When you know you couldn't love anyone any more and you're jittery and skippy and jumpy and just happy. Or maybe you remember when you're a little kid and were going somewhere exciting or got something you really wanted and you just have to jump around and squeal? Well you might not believe me but I get that feeling times 10 every time I get a good review, I literally do a happy dance around my room, all I want to do in life is write and be a fantastic writer and I treat my fan fiction stories as the first clumsy step toward that, giving up on them is not an option.

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This Time With Feeling by Crimson1 reviews
"Derek Hale, if you refuse to learn from your past…then you will be doomed to repeat it." In which Derek is turned into a 16-year-old and has to stay with Stiles until they figure out how to turn him back. Eventual slash and smut, set post season 2, semi-AU.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,521 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Shake On It by IAmTheGrayArea reviews
It was a business deal of sorts. One that came to fruition because Stiles was such a freakin awesome best friend and because Derek... well, Derek needed to mate.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,597 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Derek H., Stiles
Storm in a Teacup by faithwood reviews
For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well. Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 112 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Here I Dreamt I Was A Rosier by Nautical Paramour reviews
Opening her eyes, Hermione became acutely aware that she was not in her bed, or even in Gryffindor tower. She has woken up in 1944 and must learn to exist with her "family" and their friends...TR/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,517 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
Sheath of Choice by Watakko reviews
The Sword of Gryffindor returns to its hiding place within the Hogwarts Sorting Hat, who is inspired to sing a song about the thrilling occasion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 195 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 2,034 - Follows: 231 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4465 - Favs: 2,487 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3506 - Favs: 8,055 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blood Mingled by Katanes Dreamer reviews
Harry and Draco get into an accident during a Quidditch match. An old blood magic works its way, creating a bond between the two enemies, binding their souls to each other. A love story, for the most part. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,012 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/27/2003 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Soulmates reviews
Merthur. Slash. M rated. Arthur knows Merlin's magic all along and his existence becomes difficult as he struggles to keep him safe from Uther and others whilst managing his own feelings toward him. This is my interpretation of what goes on behind the actual script, I have only just begun watching Merlin and don't know where the show heads. Rated M for slash scenes and violence.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 117,903 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
Recovery reviews
In a broken post-war world Harry is committed to Mungo's with mental instability. His only way out is to take a position at Hogwarts where he can be watched by McGonagall. There he runs into another young wizard searching for refuge, can Harry make friends with Malfoy? And with talk of the Mudblood Army rising, is it even safe?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,746 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Pair of Odd Socks reviews
Voldemort is lusting over a certain House Elf; but can the old Dark Lord put aside his maniacal plans for the object of his affections? What would come of such a relationship? Purely for laughs read this insane mess and discover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Dobby, Voldemort - Complete
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