Author has written 15 stories for Mythology, X-overs, Greek Mythology, Harry Potter, Parodies and Spoofs, and Tudors.
YO Fantasy Boudicca here. Expect a LOT of mythology/fantasy works. And a lot of teen stuff.
I'm in my teens and I live in Singapore. I read a lot of fantasy and historical fiction, and also quite a bit about mythology. I'm an EPIC history nerd, especially English history (gods some of their Kings and Queens were messed up, but damn it's fun to read about it), and a general know-it-all.
I have a strict policy of only publishing a new story when my current one is finished, so all of my stories will be complete. Hopefully.
I anticipate a lot of flak for these, but let me make this perfectly clear:
I am not Christian, I will never be. I am a Buddhist. I may write my characters to be of varying religions and beliefs, but I will only ever be an Buddhist. Try all you like, preach until your face turns blue, and you will not change me. I will not tolerate any attempts to change my belief. I have put up with enough of that in my primary school for a lifetime. What I experienced as a Buddhist in that facility known as my primary school was enough to scare me away from Christianity completely. And sorry to say this: I don't mind other religions, but I cringe away from Christianity in general. I'm sorry, I can't. I know not all Christians are like that but enough of those when I was a kid were that now I want as little to do with it as possible.
I am bisexual, and I am not ashamed of it. I never will be, never can be, because love is love. If you want to hate me, go ahead. Love me, go ahead. Ignore me, go ahead. Try to convince me that I am wrong, that I cannot love a girl because I am one, that what I feel is wrong, and I will never forgive you or forget you.
I am a feminist, I want equality. I do not want women to be below or above men or vice-versa. Nature intended men and women to be equal, as proven by the fact that the odds of being born male or female are 50-50. If women were less important there would be lower odds of being born a girl as girls would contribute less to survival, if men were less important there would be lower odds of being born a boy as boys would contribute less to survival. We are all human, we are all the same, and we must be given the same rights and opportunities.
You know you're Percy Jackson crazy when:
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
You burn food to see if it smells good.
You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” (My aunt's house has owls aplenty.)
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You sometimes try to control water.
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.
You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.
You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.
Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood shirt.
You are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books.
When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.
Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
You have dreams about PJO characters/events.
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" (More like if I get a history book.)
You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"
You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies .
You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. Also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...
-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your Internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me, I don’t want to waste her time!
You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
You give all your siblings god parents
You call the school bullies, "The Ares kids."
You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
You still think Thuke could happen. Thuke is DEAD! DEEEAAADDDDD I TELL YA
You LOOOOOVVVEEEE Thalico. Thalia would murder Nico. AND NICO IS GAY.
You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head.
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters.
You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that you’re a demigod.
You put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth. I don't have grey contacts, but I want to get some just so I can do this.
You curse out the gods when something bad happens.
You watch the show and read the book every chance you get. (I HATE THE MOVIES)
You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York.
You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him.
You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.
You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy.
Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon
Every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades.
You’re in a running/swimming race, and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.
You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (No offense, Ares)
You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses???
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. (pink, actually)
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.
You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.
And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.
When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"
You cried when you finished TLO.
You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth.
Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page.
You're in love with a fictional character.
You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO.
You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series.
You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood.
If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff.
You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. Never been in one.
You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.
You know which pages the good parts are on.
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. I don't have a dog.
You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Athena, Hephaestus, or maybe a really minor god/goddess)
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
You have a plan to get out of school early in October 2013 so you can get House of Hades and stay in your room all week.
You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.
You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.
Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
Whenever you bake a cake, you turn it blue.
You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. Never been there.
You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. (More like mutter.)
You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.
You know PJO better then most sane people.
You have links to every great PJO site.
You add things to the list every day.
You know what you would do if you were Percy.
You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not. Or if Nico is pansexual, demisexual, bisexual, or straight up gay.
At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.
You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work.
For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Mythomagic cards, and they understood.
Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'.
You are trying to learn Greek. (Latin, actually.)
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek.
You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes. Never seen one XD I live in Singapore.
You have an instant crush on Nico! NO! LEO ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You just have to research more about Greek mythology (I am now a genius about that field.)
You call up the Camp Half Blood number.
You want to learn Latin.
About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross-over.
You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you have.
You make sure all of your friends (or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO.
Your friends (at least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree.
A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed.
You have something on your school things (or home things), that says 'Daughter (or son if you're a guy) of god/goddess’, and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says ‘Daughter an unliked god/goddess’.
You’re nodding and smiling when you read this
You own every single book.
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.
You call yourself a demigod.
You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real.
You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.
You've called someone you know a satyr.
You name your pet fish Clovis
You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends).
You noticed that in TLT, Rick Riordan said the girl in Percy’s dream, (Thalia) had ‘stormy green eyes,’ when in fact she has electric blue eyes.
When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT.
You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name.
You change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me, Annabeth". NO PERCABETH ALL THE WAY.
You try to talk to horses.
You try to summon the dead.
You try to summon lightning.
You try to breathe underwater.
You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement.
You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them. The last time I rode a horse I was six.
You have done at least 15 (or more) of the above things.
YOU HAVE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE PAGE!!!
1) Favorite guy character? Nico, Leo or Percy
2) Favorite girl character? Thalia, Clarisse La Rue or Annabeth. Those two are badass!
3) Favorite god? Apollo
4) Favorite goddess? Athena. Freaking scary.
5) Favorite minor god/goddess? Hestia. Or Hecate.
6)Favorite minor characters? The Stoll brothers, Triton and Chiron. Triton because it is so easy to develop his character, the Stoll brothers because they're hilarious, and Chiron because the guy's been putting up with teenage superpowered heroes for the past three thousand-over years and that makes him awesome.
7)Favorite monsters? Tyson (If he doesn't count, Medusa)
8)Which PJatO Character Would You Date? LEO LEO LEO LEO LEO
9)Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend? Annabeth, Thalia or Rachel
10)Which PJatO Character Do You Hate? OCTAVIAN, that nasty scheming paranoid little shit.
11)You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? Jason, or Percy. Or Nico. Jason can fly us out, Percy can call for help since it's an island, Nico can shadow-travel.
12)Favorite PJatO Pairing? Percabeth
13)Favorite PJatO Quote? I looked at her with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." - Percy.
14)Favorite Percy Moment? When he makes the eagle standard SHOOT LIGHTNING.
15)Favorite Nico Moment? "With great power comes great need to take a nap."
16) Favorite god or goddess Moment? When Apollo goes incognito as Fred.
17)Favorite Grover Moment? "Burrito fight!"
18)Favorite Random Moment? When Tyson leads the cyclops to battle in The Last Olympian and uses "Peanut butter!!!!" as his battle cry.
If you ever wanted to slap someone ( tell the truth we've all felt that way) copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know the lines to all the Narnia movies copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you suddenly burst out laughing for no reason copy and paste this in your profile.
If you hate OC's that are Mary Sues copy and paste this in your profile. (Unless they're parodies, then holy Minerva yes!)
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"To accomplish great things, we must dream as well as act." -Anatole France
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." -Confucius
"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep, because reality is finally better than your dreams." Dr. Seuss
"Veni, vidi, vici." I came, I saw, I conquered. -Julius Caesar
92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or (insert random K-Pop group) said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to pretend friends such as book characters, either your own or ones out of stuff you have read (not when you were little), copy and paste this into your profile. (All the time. What is scary is when I answer for them, or when I started talking to the ones out of MY stories.)
If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.
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If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
9 out of 10 voices in my head say I'm insane the other one disagrees.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile.
98 percent of all teens would have a nervous breakdown if someone called them weird. If you're part of the 2 percent who would ask the person, "It took you this long to notice?", copy and paste this into your profile.