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Hey, I'm Kaitlyn! I'm a pretty irregular/spontaneous writer so it's hard for me to stay on one story idea. Maybe I should start off by listing the fandoms I'm into and may possibly write for in the future? Yeah, let's do that.

Harry Potter

Hunger Games

Vampire Diaries

Walking Dead

Percy Jackson

Titanic

Twilight(I'd more than likely only write about the wolf pack if I ever did)

I think that's all of them. At least, that's all I can think of at the moment. Now we should probably get down to the more personal part.

I'm 15 years old and I'm addicted to Monster Energy Drinks. I have a love for jeans and tee-shirts and I have a knack for embarrassing myself and becoming insecure when people look at me for more than just a few seconds. I love music. Especially of the British variety although I'm from the United States. Ed Sheeran, Cher Lloyd, Olly Murs, Little Mix, and you can probably guess who's next. Yep, I'm a Directioner. However, I'm not a fan of them because of their music. Let's face it. It's bubble gum pop music that is designed to catch a younger demographic and serves to sell albums by telling girls that they're beautiful and have no reason to be insecure. Which is a great message if it hasn't been used 20 million times before. No, I'm a fan of them because of their personalities and because the One Direction fandom is, while at times the worst fucking thing I've ever been a part of, a family and we always have each other's backs. I swear quite a bit(bad habit I suppose such as the whole picking my lips when I'm nervous or bored or anytime really) and overuse the word haha. I'm a sophmore in high school and have two of the best people in the world as my close friends. I get along with everybody though and am happy to say that I have quite a few friends in real life as well as on the internet. In person I can come off as shy and quiet at first if I don't know you but give it a month or two and you'll find out that I'm actually really loud and I've been told on numerous occasions that I have given people abs from laughing so hard so I guess I'm funny without trying to be. I'm not stick thin. I have curves and yeah I could lose some weight but I'm learning to be confident in my own body. I think that's pretty much it on the personal stuff.


So, this will just be some random question stuff that I think will be fun to do. Here we go...

Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:

Hermione

Harry

Fred

George

Ginny

Draco

Blaise

Molly

Dumbledore

Neville

Seamus

Ron

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Nope. I don’t think there are any about the two either haha.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

So hot that there was another person made to look just like him because everything’s better in pairs.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

That’s just fucked up. I don’t know what would happen.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Dumbledore? Nope. I don’t read fics about Dumbledore.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Yes. Drarry is amazing.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Ginny/Neville.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Haha he’d probably take pictures as some form of blackmail.

8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

There was something so incredibly frustrating about Neville’s ability to fuck everything up, yet Fred also couldn’t deny, no matter how hard he tried, that he found Neville’s need to be looked after extremely

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

There is no fucking telling. You could probably find it somewhere on the internet.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

It Wasn’t Supposed to Be Like This or This Wasn’t Supposed to Happen.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Hmmm, George has always secretly wanted Hermione. He’s about to leave Hogwarts for good and wants to tell Hermione how he feels before he goes. Hermione is sick of Ron not noticing how she feels about him and when George tells her he fancies her she decides that maybe she wasn’t meant to be with Ron…maybe she was meant for another Weasley…

12) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

I could get a few takers.

13) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

“Merlin’s beard!”

14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

I literally screamed when I saw Hermione/Draco/Ron because I’m dying to do one of those! I think the warning would be Smut/Language/Slight bashing of Ron from Draco.

15) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

“Let’s have sex.” I don’t know haha. I don’t think Neville would be the type to be forward.

16) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A couple of days ago, actually.

17) What is Six's super-secret kink?

He loves role play.

18) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

They would both have to be shitfaced.

19) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Fred would totally top Blaise. Fred would want to show dominance and I think Blaise would be a power bottom.

20) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."

“Hermione and Dumbledore are in a happy relationship until Dumbledore suddenly runs off with George. Hermione, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Seamus and a brief unhappy affair with Ron, then follows the wise advice of Ginny and finds true love with Fred.” Well then.

21) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Like the world has gone insane.


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Desperate Urges by LadyStiff reviews
Lucius Malfoy is too arrogant and irresistible for words and Hermione definitely does not want to resist. See what happens when their desperate urges pushes them into an encounter neither will forget anytime soon. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Therapy by sneakyslytherin.severus reviews
Hermione Granger is now 27, working as a psychologist in muggle London. Unhappily engaged to Ron, Hermione finds her own happiness by helping others manage their sadness. One day, however, Hermione's routine life is turned upside-down when a certain blonde Slytherin arrives at her office seeking a therapy session...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,796 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Trapped Swan by NotAFanOfFiction reviews
Everyone always wanted Bella. Now someone finally wants Lucy, her younger sister. Follow Lucy Swan as she tried to protect not only her sister from the supernatural but also her pack from her sister's world. M for language. PaulXOC Imprint Story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,217 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Paul - Complete
Dead Reality by lezonne reviews
Redo of the story "He Was in Me". Raped by her boyfriend, Hermione turns to the comforting, unexpecting arms of Draco Malfoy in her time of need. Dramione in future. Non-consensual sex, talk of suicide and dark themes. Warning: Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,912 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Taken From You by VegZombieGrl reviews
Followers of Voldemort are continuing his work and muggle born's are being found dead. The solution? Take all muggle born magic folk and isolating them from the rest. But Fred won't stand for this as he and the Weasley clan stand up to fight yet again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,096 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Sudden Interest by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Fred Weasley finds himself in an awkward situation that causes him to take notice of a girl he'd never considered. His eyes are opened and suddenly he's taken interest in Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,442 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
SexyWitches Inc by Tina Redwood reviews
My most popular fic to date. Smut, fluff, all that good stuff. Blaise hires Ginny as his assistant, and he's the vice president of SexyWitches Inc., a wizarding porn company. Don't let the title dissuade you from reading; this has a plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 49,292 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
No Regrets
"They say to live life with no regrets. I sometimes look back on the decision I made and wonder what it would be like if I had made a different one. Then again, I wouldn't change the choice I made if I had the chance."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Hermione G.