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Author has written 4 stories for Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, and Hannibal.

Welcome to my profile! BOW DOWN TO ITS AWESOME-NESS!! :D

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If you utterly loathe and despise Hannah Montana, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster, EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, ShadowinEX-Loves-Erik, KBerry, WebsOfDestiny,

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn’t cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you’re part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their butt off. (Not that I think Abercrombie sucks, but I would think it a bit strange if everyone dropped down dead because Abercrombie told them not to breathe.)

If you think its’ stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don’t write slash! If you don’t write slash, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

97 of teenagers would be screaming and crying if The Edward Cullen of Twilight was standing on top of a 40 story building ready to jump.

If you are one of the 3% sat in a deck chair eating popcorn and shouting "DO A BACK FLIP!" then wait for the fangirls' sighs of relief as he lands in one piece, then run forward, hack of his limbs, rip his head off, set him on fire and toast marshmallows over it

then paste this to your profile to show the Edward Lovers that we are here

I have officially converted to Darrenism, an online religion! Join me, vampire-loving ones! Or vampaneze loving, whatever!

THE 20 OFFICIAL LAWS OF DARRENISM (from The Book Of Darrenism):

1. Thou shalt not compare our eternal ruler, Darren Shan, to dreadful singers, such as Justina Biever.

2. Thou shalt read all the books and thou shalt not say "Creepy wha-" when told about the divine Saint Larten.

3. Thou shalt utter "May the luck of the vampires be with you!" at least ten times a day.

4. Thou shalt say the pledge each and every day.

5. Thou shalt remember to say "Even in death may he or she be triumphant" each time you remember a loved one.

6. Thou shalt remember the great deeds of the half-vampire Darren Shan by uttering his name before sleep.

7. Thou shalt commemorate the deaths of all those who died in his cause.

8. Thou shalt not commit murder on the deceased vampires who reside in Paradise.

9. Thou shalt never under any circumstance decide not to be blooded when given the choice.

10. Thou shalt always laugh at the cover of Oceans of Blood.

11. Thou shalt always ignore the tenth command. (Yes, do. I won't laugh, Larten was very upset!)

12. Thou shalt never give up the challenge of life.

13. Thou shalt not be hesitant to exclaim CHARNA'S GUTS in public.

14. Thou shalt use "CG" before "OMG" during a phone chat.

15. Thou shalt never, EVER say that vampires sparkle. (Lest Vancha hunt you down and lock you in a tanning bed for hours to make you feel his pain!!!)

16. Thou shalt never force another member of our sacred religion to watch "Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant".

17. Thou shalt never even SPEAK of the movie. Ever. (Unless it's to complain about it, obviously. Damn that Rebecca, I'll never look at a monkey the same way again!)

18. Thou shalt try your best to erase it's name from your memories.

19. Thou shalt never speak malevolently about a member of the vampire clan.

20. Thou shalt celebrate each hug month properly.

Darrenism forever! Wanna join? Just paste on your profile!

The Official DSS Pledge: (written by Elenafromthewoods)

I pledge to think of Darren whenever a spider creeps me out

I pledge to think of Larten whenever I see grammar thrown about

I pledge to think of Evra whenever I wash a snake

I pledge to think of DesTiny for each important step I take

I pledge to think of Truska each time I shave my leg

I pledge to think of dragons each time I throw an egg

I pledge to think of Gavners pants when a guy tries to be cool

I pledge to think of RV whenever I need a metal hook-shaped tool

I pledge to think of Mika when glaring with the intention to kill

I pledge to think of Paris whenever I write fanfiction with a quill

I pledge to think of Arrow when getting that tattoo

I pledge to think of Seba each time school serves us stew

I pledge to think of Kurda whenever I need a map

I pledge to think of Steve whenever I plan a cunning trap

I pledge to think of Vancha whenever I need a bath

I pledge to think of Arra just to avoid her eternal wrath

I pledge to think of Harkat a little every now and then

Even in death may they be triumphant, amen.

May the odds be ever in your favour, may the luck of the vampires be with you may the spirit of Harry Potter be in you all?? (couldnt think of something for Harry Potter XD)

Even in death may you be triumphnat.


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Hannibal is sick by KatofDresden reviews
Sickfic! Hannibal Lecter's body is a temple of perfection. So what happens when something stops working properly? A series of oneshots of Hannibal being sick or injured. Just because.
Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,925 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Hannibal L., Will G.
What not to do while hiding from killers (in a wardrobe) by ConsultingStag reviews
Will thinks he knows where the victim of their latest case was killed, so he and Hannibal go to verify it ( I suck at summaries) "We're trapped in a wardrobe; at least two killers are soon coming down here and may or may not find us. Talk about relaxing" He could more feel than hear Hannibal chuckle in front of him, hand still on his shoulder. Hannigram
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Hannibal L., Will G. - Complete
Scars by Dead L E reviews
Entry to Cricket's Larten challenge. Contains Larten.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Mr. Crepsley
This Perverted Thing by GillianDrake reviews
Count Dracula has "this perverted thing" for a breather, specifically Garside Grange's Head Teacher, Miss Alex McCauley. But can the popular Vampire/Human love-story work between The Prince of Darkness and a Head Teacher? Please Read, Review and Enjoy.
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,830 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Count D., Miss McCauley - Complete
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Hannnibal crack reviews
There are too many serious sad Hannibal fics out there (Not that I don't like them) So I wrote a Hannibal crack which is basically the everyday lives of Hannibal will and Abigail enjoy :)
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,088 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013
The holiday from hell reviews
When Kurda decides everyone shoud go on holiday to Transylvania that can only mean trouble! I suck at summaries so please just read!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012
All alone reviews
Larten left Arra and now they are both all alone... Much better than it sounds I hope! Song: Need you now by Lady antebellum I do not own the song or the characters!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Arra Sails, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Maybe death isn't so bad afterall reviews
Larten's take on his death as he dies in the Caven of Retribution and moves to Paradise. A slight bit of Arra/Larten at the end. Just a short one-off *WARNING do not read unless you have read book 9!*
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Mr. Crepsley, Arra Sails - Complete