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Joined 08-05-12, id: 4177955, Profile Updated: 12-21-13
Author has written 16 stories for Glee, Gossip Girl, Twilight, Mean Girls, Hunger Games, and Sweeney Todd.

HI!!! This will be ramble-y!!! Well, I love reading and writing (obviously...)! Some of the books I LOVE: The Harry Potter series (BEST. THING. EVER.) and Percy Jackson, The Hunger Games, Matched, and The Kane Chronicles. I read all the time... and I LOVE STARKID :) I also love blue, cats, musicals, doodling, Broadway, Gossip Girl, Pretty Little Liars, Sweeney Todd, Breaking Bad, Community,It's Kind of a Funny Story, smiley faces and Glee... and parodying Glee. :) I love Klaine, of course!!!

Sherlock Season 3 needs to come out.

I really want to be an author.

I mainly make parodies because I love making fun of everything, even if I like it. Besides, I love laughing. I've heard you live 10 seconds longer every time you laugh!

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Falling Slowly by rentAgleek reviews
It's Berlin, 1940 and the Nazis are taking over. Rachel and Jesse are happy. Kurt and Blaine are happy. Then everything starts changing. WARNING: contains very dark events based on reality. note: there has been confusion: this story is not affiliated with Spring Awakening in any way please read, I suck at summaries
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,723 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F., Jesse sJ., Sam E.
Just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder by Thinkingaboutnothing reviews
The Cullens start attending McKinley. This is set at the beginning of Glee season three. In Twilight, this is post-Breaking Dawn, but I have not included Renesmee. I am writing as though Bella'a transformation went ahead as planned without the pregnancy.
Crossover - Twilight & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,547 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012
What really happened to Matt by MobBob reviews
Matt disappeared between Season One and Season Two. This always bugged, so I decided to provide an explanation.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Will S., Santana L., Matt R., Brad - Complete
The Blaine Network by Pavvo reviews
Blaine has a strange addiction to Facebook.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Blaine A.
Change It And Then Save It by Thereoncewasaginger reviews
AU, Dave attempts suicide but ultimately fails. When he wakes up, he finds out things aren't what they were. Dave finds that he has the perfect life, his dream life. Later he finds out he is what is called a 'Job', or someone who gets second chances. He is whisked away from his dream life, and told he has a second chance at earning it. Should be easy with the help from a friend.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,802 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Gleeful Little Liars by dance-sing-live reviews
Five girls in Lima used to be best friends. But when the leader of their group mysteriously disappears, the group dissolves. Soon, the four girls left begin to receive odd messages. But this person seems to know all their secrets... Even the ones they pledged to take to the grave. Glee with PLL plot. You don't need to have seen Pretty Little Liars to understand this!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,602 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L.
Parodies of Paradise by TheWitchOfTheSouth reviews
Parodies of the Kurt and Blaine scenes in each episode. Includes what everybody was REALLY thinking while watching the scenes! Written in script format, character development and plot constancy will be questioned, lines will be dissected, and more!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,856 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
My Name Is David by dance-sing-live reviews
Dave couldn't pretend anymore. He needed to come to terms with who he really was. Is currently a one-shot, but I'll continue if you want. First fanfic!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2012 - D. Karofsky - Complete
Unexpected Circumstances by Chaositea reviews
Burt meets Carole at the Parent/Teacher Conference, but she isn't the one who catches his eye. Burt's looking for a different kind of woman. Kurt is in for the shock of his life. One Shot. Crackfic.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Burt H., Kurt H.
Gossip Girl: Psycho Killer by kiran9437 reviews
I think this concept is ace, so I did a serious version of it rather than a parody. There's a murderer on the Upper East Side, or murderers? Who are they and why do they want everyone dead? All favourite characters/couples. \juliet is back. Please R&R :
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2011
Not My Type by La Hija Del Mar reviews
Sebastian approaches Dave with an offer. Kurtofsky one-sided , Seblastian, a bit of Santofsky. Spoilers for 3x05.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Glee in the NYC Hotel by EnglishStudent101 reviews
Crackfic! How Will Schuester is the best chaperone ever and what the members of the glee club did in the NYC hotel before their competition.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
Wrad and the Linty Cheese by AgentNote reviews
Will Schuester and Brad the piano player go on an adventure involving linty cheese, Sue Sylvester, and Rachel Berry. Will/Brad Wrad?
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Will S., Brad - Complete
Without The Schieße, Yeah by depplvr12 reviews
Blaine wakes up one morning feeling disgusting. Is he sick, or is it something more? Rated T for graphic images and language
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
BritneyBrittany Spoof by thegreatxalmost reviews
A spoof of the Britney/Brittany episode. Rated T for cursing and suggestive themes. Reviews are nice and I enjoy them. please read!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2011
Regionals Abridged by dollfacen'pipe reviews
Season 2 episode REGIONALS i don't know the number, do you? in ParodyVision. Since I especially love Klaine, I especially mock it. Read and Review, it makes me happy. Language and sh%t, beware!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2011
ParoGlee! by virgofairy17 reviews
Don't have time to sit for hours and watch every episode? Just take out the music and the plot and what does that leave you? Paro-Glee! It's kind of an abridged series of Glee.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Complete
The Untitled Kurtofsky Angst Fic by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Established Kurtofsky relationship. Dave was expecting to get a hard time from Azimio and the guys for dating Kurt, but no one expected this. Rated M just to be on the safe side.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/20/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Karofsky: A girlfriend's perspective by Crazy8ball reviews
As she watches him laugh with Azimo, she can't help but liken them to the band on the Titanic, they'll be in this til the bitter end, playing their song until the ship damn well sinks.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - D. Karofsky - Complete
The Root of All Evil by virgofairy17 reviews
Bella and the others along with Harry Potter and friends discuss which of their books is more evil on national television. Parody of Root of All Evil on Comedy Central. Rated T for some language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Symptom Recital by All The Good Names Taken reviews
Marauder era. Remus' cat's out of the bag. Or should it be dog? I don't know. Mostly focused on James' and Remus' friendship, with some Lily thrown in there too. How the Marauders discovered Remus' sceret. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,816 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
The Dementor by Parody Master reviews
Just a little something I came up with. Hehe. Bet this has never been done before...please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
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Attend the Tale of Sweeney Blaine
Darren Criss led a simple life with his husband Kurt. Until the maniacal Will Schuester put Darren in jail to get Kurt to join his show choir. What he didn't count on was Darren to come back as Blaine Anderson, bent on revenge. Glee AU, crack!fic! Rated M for innuendos.
Crossover - Glee & Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,966 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Blaine A.
A Very Glee Chrismukkah reviews
A parody of Glee Christmas specials, mainly "Extraordinary Merry Christmas". Rated T for Tubbington. When Christmas gets stolen, the New Directions have a heart attack. It's up to them now, only Glee can get it back. So they get some Christmas cheer, in hopes it'll help people far and near. Oh, and Rachel celebrates some holiday.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/20/2013
The Hungry Games: A Hunger Games Parody reviews
My take on The Hunger Games. Katpiss Neverclean isn't sure if she'll get picked for the Hungry Games, but she knows if she doesn't, it'll make for a boring story. Rated T for paranoia.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,251 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013
The Downward Spiral reviews
Kurt wants to know how Blaine gets so much hair gel... but when he finds out the answer in a secretive alleyway, he gets more than he bargained for, and it spirals from there. Rated T for excessive hair gel use. VERY, VERY CRACKY. Please R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/31/2013 - New Directions - Complete
New Swoon: A New Moon Parody reviews
A New Moon parody, obviously! :) Bella Duck and Jacob Brown are back! You want to hear about Edwardo? Sorry, he's off protecting Bella from paper cuts. Rated T for paranoia, I hope you find it funny! Please R&R! :)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012
The Deciding Day reviews
Karofsky has a huge crush on Will Schuester... or does he! Is everything as it seems! Glee-ception may occur if you read this. You have been warned. Rated T, set somewhere in Season 2.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Complete
Finn's Predicament reviews
A strange, disembodied voice has started narrating Finn's life... and no one believes him. Will he ever get rid of it? Find out... And yes. This is a crack!fic. Rated T for my paranoia. I hope you find it funny!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Complete
Midnight: A Twilight Parody reviews
My take on Twilight, the story of Bella Duck, who is trying to make that angsty vampire Edwardo Sullen fall in love with her. Rated T for my paranoia. It's funny... I hope! :) Please R&R! :) COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,976 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Complete
The World's Greatest Criminal Mind reviews
After Rachel's party, she finds Kurt wrapped in a stage curtain. He's dead. Rachel decides to catch the culprit, which is a little more complicated than she thought. For starters, you have to actually be a police officer. Rated T for paranoia. DEFINITELY A CRACK!FIC. I hope you find it funny... :) Please R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Complete
Beware of the Plastics- and Glee Club reviews
What would happen in the cafeteria scene if North Shore went to McKinley High... rated T for my paranoia. Oneshot! Definitely a parody of sorts. I hope you find it funny! :) Please R&R!
Crossover - Mean Girls & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Complete
Original Wrongs: A Glee Parody reviews
Parody of the episode "Original Songs"... of course, spoilers. Rated T just in case. Regionals is upon us, and the Glee Club has started to make their set list the day before. There's planning for you! I hope you find it funny! Please R&R :)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Complete
Never Been Dissed: A Glee Parody reviews
A parody of the episode "Never Been Kissed"...obviously, spoilers. Rated T just in case! There is Schue bashing... I hope you find it funny! Please R&R :
Glee - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Complete
Not Another Gossip Girl Parody
This is a Gossip Girl parody! It's of random scenes in the TV show, so spoilers for Season 1 and Season 2! : Rated T... because I'm paranoid. : It's funny... I hope!
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2012
Silly Love Wrongs: A Glee Parody reviews
This is a parody of the Glee episode "Silly Love Songs" as you can probably tell from the unoriginal title. Rated T because I'm paranoid. It has spoilers for "Silly Love Songs"! I hope you find it funny!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Complete
Not Another Glee Parody reviews
It's a totally fair parody based on the episode "Duets". There's spoilers for the episode Duets, obviously. Rated T... because I'm paranoid. It's funny... I hope.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Complete
Glee Parody reviews
What it says on the title. : I promise it's better than this summary... Oneshot! Rated T for mention of drugs, language, and Pedo!Will.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Complete