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Joined 08-05-12, id: 4178568, Profile Updated: 04-01-13
Author has written 6 stories for South Park, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Ouran High School Host Club.

Okay... So it's been quite a while... I guess I'll leave all that shit down there for old memories sake... But anyways... I guess I've been absent for some time. And that is all because of Facebook... I got tired of being in the South Park fandom because no one really ever accepted me and I always got excluded and I just couldn't take it anymore... Thankfully my wonderful girlfriend agreed to switch fandoms with me and here I am!

Hetalia has been a life changer I guess, Yes I still enjoy South Park and my other Fandoms and such, but I feel like I belong to Hetalia. The people there accept me and agree to talk to me and I really enjoy it...

Anyways, I'm still a writer and such, I guess I don't mind writing stories for South Park still... But that will have to be on request, I won't go ahead and just write them for no reason.

So I guess, my Hetalia couples I do with my Girlfriend:

UsUk-Despite their past with England raising America, I still adore it more than anything. Probably because I can relate to this couple with my girlfriend in real life...

Spamano-My favorite couple... I'm more like Romano than anything and with coincidence my girlfriend is exactly like Spain.

PruCan-They've both had a tough life and I believe they'd find comfort in each other.

RusIce-Russia is horrible to every country. Except Iceland. That's why I think something could happen between them.

DenNor-I don't have much explination for this. It's just cute I guess.

GerIta-I was never really a huge fan... One day I just flipped I gues... But I still hate that Potato-Bastard!

SuFin-It's practically a real thing! When someone says they're married! You /have/ to love it!

AusNZ-I guess it's not that popular seeing as New Zealand hasn't even been confirmed as a boy or even a girl at that, but after finding with a connection with Australia, my girlfriend and I went on a search for who we ship him with and we were drawn to this pairing.

NethScot-Again, not very popular... But I find it cute... So does my girlfrined, so that's how it came to be.

Giripan-They're both pretty socially awkward, but they tend to be able to talk to each other... So, Uh... Yeah.

So yup... I guess I could list the other couples that /I/ ship...














-Prussia selfcest



Okay so I whore Prussia out... I also ship him with the following characters 2P's:




Prussia xD







And then there are the groups I enjoy...

-Germany, Prussia and Italy

-Switzerland, Prussia and Austria

-Aaaaaaand the Bad Touch Trio!

Character's I'm like in order!

1. Romano

2. Russia

3. America

4. Germany

5. Denmark

6. Prussia

7. Greece

8. Netherlands

9. Australia

10. Thailand

11. Hong Kong

12. Sweden

I also cosplay the following! (so far...):



-2p America

-2P Germany

God I don't even know what to write here so I guess as you can tell I'm a Kyman fan (South Park) and I couldn't help myself but write my own stories. I've written quite a few and not just about Kyman so I'll see where it goes. It started from stupid videos and of course the one and only so thanks to all the inspiring stories and authors out there!

Info on me:

Name: Melissa
Age: 14
Gender: Girl
Sexuality: Bi although I wish I were a gay guy, more specifically Cartman
Hair: Really short, light brown
Eyes: Greeny Bluey sometimes change to gray depending on my mood
Pets: Lexie my dog, Lucky my cat and Sheldon my turtle
Height: 5'5
Weight: 130 pounds
Live: Canada
Siblings: 1 brother and 1 sister
If you have any other questions about me, don't be afraid to ask, I usually answer all questions.


Show: South Park, Gravity Falls, Pokemon
Movie: South Park
Band: Blood On The Dance Floor
Song: IDGAF, Revenge porn, Sexting
Animal: Husky
Food: KFC, Tacos, Watermelon Blowpops and Pasta
South Park Character: Cartman
South Park Couple: Kyman
Book: Hunger Games

Okay so I might as well explain a bit more about myself, like the reasons I like those things and so on but first, no hatin on me for any of this. So what if I like Pokemon or that Im bi, Infact I even have a girlfriend! So yeah fuck all you haters. The reason I like Pokemon is simple, my sister doesnt live with me and I hardly ever see her, ever since I was little shes liked it so I started to, so I would feel more connected to her. I like Huskys because I used to own one, she was like my best friend and when I lost her I almost died myself. The reasons for liking Cartman on South Park are unexplained I think its because I can relate so much to him. And god knows why I like Kyman.

Similarities to Cartman:
Overweight (just a bit)
Always teased about my weight
Naturally brown haired
I own a cat that I hate most of the time
I have a poor ass friend
I hate most of my friends
Im the second poorest in my class
I make racist jokes
I can be sexist
I hate minorities when theyre in my waterpark (or in my case, my pool)
KFC is my life
I have a half sibling
I feel lonely most of the time
I own many stuffed animals who I talk to
I find pleasure in others pain
I hate Family guy
I have MPD

I also have things in common with Kenny and Clyde but not as much as Cartman. In all Im a lot like him.

I started off liking South Park and with reading stories on here I came across one that involved a song called Candyland. It caused me to go on the internet and hear it on youtube, I learned that the band is called Blood On The Dance Floor. After listening to many of their songs I became really addicted and made my best friend also addicted but that never really drove us away from the South Park fandom.

Fuck the world... Before I had some random ass shit about a girl I went out with for like what... A week? I don't even know but... god I seriously regret that. I almost ruined my life for doing that since I had to lose the most important thing to me. I never thought I'd get it back but I did. Summer you really and honestly do mean the world to me and I swear, we will grow old together. You're the only thing I need and I know that with each passing moment that I have you... I can make through it all.

South Park pairings I like:

Kyman(Kyle&Cartman)-Fuck the world, theyre totally meant for each other!
Damnny(Kenny&Damien)-I can just picture it happening since Kenny goes to hell a lot.
Stolovan(Kevin&Clyde)-Who doesnt like the NerdXJock couple
Creek(Craig&Tweek)-Craigs the only one with enough patience for Tweek
Bendy(Bebe&Wendy)-We all need a lesbian couple plus it reminds me of me and my friend
Standon(Stan&Bridon)-Stan acts like he doesnt like Bridon but he secretly does! lol
Tary(Thomas&Gary)-Me and my friend made this one up, we just find them so cute together even if they havent met.
Gregstophe(Gregory&Christophe)-Again who doesnt like love hate relationships
Milan(Mike&Dylan)-Or the leader of the Vampires and redgoth!
Gike(Georgie&Ike)-Little people need some love too

Couples I cant stand:

Anything other than Kyman involving Cartman! (Excluding ThomasxCartman, ClydexCartman and somewhat KennyxCartman)

I've ehem recently started Cosplaying Cartman and I'm looking for others to maybe Cosplay with. Maybe start up an online Cosplay or something or start a little group chat thing, I don't know... I'm just in need of some Cosplay South Park friends.

By the way, that is me in my picture, I'm dressed as Cartman xD

My new guilty pleasure... Total Drama Island and such... Yeesh you know you're messed up when... Anywayz... Imma spam my info with that crap.

If you're a huge fan of Total Drama, copy this into your profile.
If you're a huge fan of Noah, copy this into your profile.
If you think Noah is at least bisexual, copy this into your profile
If you disagree with Teletoon TDI's profile on Noah saying "He is not hot", copy this into you profile.
If you think that the producers would be freaked out over how many fans think Noah is hot, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are a fan of Noah from TDI/WT and think he should get a lot more time than he does, FRIGGEN COPY AND PASTE!

January I killed
February I smelled
March I ran naked with
April I jumped
May I ate
June I shot
July I danced with
August I loved
September I kissed
October I robbed
November I slapped
December I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana
2 A homeless guy
3 A house
4 A mop
5 Barney the dinosaur
6 A sock
7 A stripper
8 My lover
9 My teacher
10 An iPod
11 A movie star
12 A phone
13 An angel
14 A drunk guy
15 A crack head
16 A pillow
17 A cat
18 A teletubby
19 A hobo
20 Paris Hilton
21 A dog
22 A bird
23 Elmo
24 A rock star
25 My toothbrush
26 A glass of milk
27 The kool-aid man
28 A French fry
29 A lesbian
30 An emo
31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hobo stole my taco.
Black Because the voices told me to.
Pink Because I wanted to.
Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown because I’m on crack.
Polka dots Because insanity is fun!
Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray because I’m cool like dat
Green Because big bird told me to.
Orange Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None Because The aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...

I kissed my toothbrush because the voices told me to xD

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.

4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.

5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout, "PICK ME! PICK ME!!"

11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

12. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly..."Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"

13. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and down on your face saying " oooohhhh that feels so good"

14. Go to the fruit and veg department - get two bananas' and put one in each pocket - walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your best John wayne accent sporadically whipping them out of you pocket - making gun noises and then slumping to the floor as if you've just taken several bullets to the chest.

15. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a nice spot on the floor in the electrical section. Sit cross legged and enjoy the film. (soap operas and kleenex are optional)

16. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming" Fly my little ones, fly and be free!"

17. Randomly jump into people's shopping carts asking "Will you be my mommy?"

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.


()You are a wannabe at sometimes
(x) You have a best friend
(X) You wear/used to wear braces
(x) Singing is one of your hobbies
() You easily fall for the eye candy
() One of your favorites colors is pink
() You work on a farm
Total: 3


() You surf
() You're a vegetarian
() You care about the environment/Mother Nature
(x) Animal Cruelty is wrong to you
() You usually wear your hair in a ponytail
(X) You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
() You get along with everybody
() Everything should be natural to you
Total: 2


(x) You love technology
() Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/guys
() You are a quick healer
(x) You easily get sun burn
() You have a gap between your front teeth
() A poor diet scares you
() You play the keyboard
() BBQ Chips is the King of all Chip Flavors to you
Total: 2


() You are/were a CIT
() You want everything right
(x) You get mad easily
() Everything is important to you
() You are/were on the Student Council
(X)Everything turns out wrong for you
() You fall for the delinquents/criminals
() You've once been out of a game/challenge unfairly
Total: 2


(x) You love animals
() Everybody loves you
() You've been raised right
() Everybody is your friend
() You are most of the time happy
() You never get mad
() You get scared easily
() Group hugs are cuddly
Count: 1


() You have/had a mohawk
() You've been to jail/prison
(X) You love skulls and crossbones
(X) You have piercings
(x) Green is one of your favorite colors
(X) Punk is one of your favorite music genres
(X) You pick on dorks
() You have a smug facial expression sometimes
Total: 5


() You often lift weights
() You wear knee high socks with gym clothes
() You've been through anger management
(X) You are competitive
() You can lift anything
() Happiness is not your forte
() You often don't fall in love too easily
() You're never happy
Total: 1


() You're home schooled
(X) You're a sexist
(X) You have/had/wear a toque
(X) You often say "eh"
(X) You wear a sweatshirt almost everyday
() You pick your nose often
(X) You have no friends
() You are pale
Total: 5


() You love parties
() You have the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend
() You often make out most of the day
() You wear a cowboy hat
() You're the youngest sibling in your family
() One of your nicknames is "Party Boy" or "Party Girl"
() You are invited to all of the parties
() You skateboard
Total: 0


() You're goth
() You have highlights
() You wear blue lipstick
() You wear fishnets and black
() You make the first move
(x) Preppy things piss you off
(x) You have a younger brother
() Annoying things irk you up
Total: 2


(X) You can be a pervert at some times
() You often say "Booyah" or "Yes"
(x) You're a dork
() You fall in love with the ghetto girl/boy
() You read comics
() You breathe loud
() You get picked on most of the time
() You save chewed gum
Total: 2


() You're the Queen Bee
() You are/were a cheerleader
() You often lie about being nice sometimes
() You often get embarrassed
() Weird people annoy you
() You break couples up
() You often call people "losers"
() You are never trusted
Total: 0

E-Scope/ Izzy:

() You're crazy/psycho
() You were once wanted by the police/RCMP
() You're a redhead
() Fire is your addiction
(x) You love acting silly
() You run a lot
(x) You want to be called by your nickname
(X) You've camped out in the woods
Total: 3


() You're the eye candy
() People often stare at you
()People faint when they see you
() You lie to most people
() Beauty is a talent to you
() You once/often get photoshots
() You don't care about anything but beauty
() You're gorgeous
Total: 0


() You have a BFFFL
() You have big hips, but skinny body
() You're pretty
() You're often sweet
() You blush easily
() You wear pigtails
() You listen to Pop Music
() You're skinnier than your friends
Total: 0


() You're the ghetto girl
() You wear baby T's
(X) You easily get pissed off
() You love winning
() You have a great taste in style
() You know how to dance
() Rap is one of your favorite music genres
() You often wear hoop earrings
Total: 1


(x) You are/were a blonde
() You're dumb
() You take Gymnastics
() Your boobs are big
(x) You're a "Daddy's Girl"
() You fall for the jocks
(x) Your eyes are blue
() Makeup looks pretty on you
Total: 3


(X) You are a bookworm
() Your IQ is off the charts/high
() You're in Honors classes
(x) Sports aren't your forte
(x) You are often sarcastic
() You're quiet
(X) You've accidentally kissed someone of the same sex
(X) You don't like parties
Total: 5


(X) You're overweight
() You fart a lot
() You can burp the ABC's
() Everyone loves you
() You love adventure
() You're out of shape
(x) You love to eat
(X) You often say things about historic people such as Alexander the Great and David and Goliath (Hitler in my case)
Total: 3

() You have a BFFFL
(X) You're chubby
() You cry without your best friend
() You accidentally do things wrong
() You do everything with you best friend
(X) You easily cry
() You love to squeal
() You often do things wrong
Total: 2


(X) You play/played the guitar
() You often wear green
() You've been heartbroken
() Your favorite number is 9
() You care for the people you love
() You're still looking for that special someone
(x) You act weird sometimes
(X) You easily fall in love
Total: 3


(x) You suck at sports
(X) You often wear red
() You wear a head bandanna
() You wear sweat clothes
() You're tall
() You have brown hair and brown eyes
() You have a fear of an animal
(x) You think you're strong when you really aren't at sometimes
Total: 3

OOkay so I am Noah, Duncan and Ezekiel... Mwahaha okay then xD

Choose 10 characters.

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?

3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in. Their reaction?

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

6) 4 mugs you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

9) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?

14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

21) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save herself or 1?

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

27) 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

29) 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

30) While they are camping, they run into Barney. What do they do?

Anne Maria:

You are from New Jersey.
You speak with an accent.
You add so much product to your hair .
You have/had a fake tan.
You look down upon those who are not as pretty as you are.
You like only one side of a person, not the person him/herself.
You wear a lot of make-up.
You can't sing.
Total: 0


You don't talk much.
You're a bit on the chubby side.
Despite the aforementioned, you are very athletic.
You're skilled in mechanics.
You are embarrassed of your first name.
You like using initials.
You have multiple items in your coat.
Every time you try to speak, you get cut off.
Total: 1


You/your family has a military background.
You follow a moral code.
You are dedicated to protect friends and family.
You are rather athletic.
You STINK at Fashion design.
You are willing to sacrifice yourself for the safety of others.
You're scared of the dark, as well as it's noises..
You have the "need to be dominated"
Total: 5


You're under 100 pounds.
You have lived in a bubble.
You have an overprotective parent.
You're not the most athletic person out there.
You're a bit nerdy .
You can be counted as an "expendable player".
You wore diapers until a late age.
(IF A GUY) You're mistaken for a girl
Total: 3


You're addicted to fame.
You LOVE pink!
You are a major fashion phenom.
You usually wear sunglasses.
Your parent(s) are majorly rich.
You're attracted to nerds.
You and your phone are inseparable.
You hate feeling sorry for others.
Total: 0


You are a wicca/witch.
You can read auras.
You love nature and communicating with animals.
You are very short.
You can levitate.
You know how to levitate.
You don't really care about money.
You are able to detect positive/negative energy.
Total: 0


You're a tomboy.
You are EXTREMELY athletic.
You don't think anyone is better than you.
You aren't the most attractive person.
You HATE the beauty queen
You would rather sacrifice others to save your own skin.
Your favorite accessory is a whistle.
(IF A GIRL) You're mistaken for a guy
Total: 5


You talk in the third person.
You can't tell the difference between genders sometimes.
You tend to add something before words.
You're apparently attractive to the opposite gender.
You are an overachiever.
You have protein powder.
You believe in teams of one.
You often call people "losers"
Total: 1

You have a mental disorder.
You have said you are an actor.
You like two people at the same time.
You talk in your sleep.
You have a therapist/psychiatrist.
You are agile and graceful, but also tough and scrappy.
You have trouble telling the one you love how you feel.
You're willing to risk your life for the one you love
Total: 4


You love video games.
You have embarrassed yourself on your only date.
You have cat-like reflexes.
You are in love with someone TOTALLY out of your league.
You are a couch potato.
You have a "circus thumb".
You sometimes speak in video-game talk.
You sometimes see stuff in video-game mode
Total: 0


You LOVE manipulating people.
You're a poser.
You like to whittle.
Animals don't like you.
You don't like animals.
You have a lucky item.
You're a ginger.
You have freckles covering you
Total: 1


You have a long ancestry.
You are a compulsive liar.
You talk incessantly.
You are rather overweight.
You are annoying to most people.
You have trouble swimming.
You have been bald at one point.
You don't have many friends
Total: 2

You wear stuff in your hair.
You're an only child.
You don't have many friends, but wish to make friends.
You like retro fashions/music.
You enjoy the theatre.
You have seen your crush go out with someone else.
You are generally nice, but have a tough side.
Someone else has called you the "prettiest person in the group"
Total: 1

I'm like Jo and Brick!!!

Things to do in an elevator!

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, admit, all of you just shut UP!"

Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."

Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, stupid motion sickness!"

Meow occasionally.

Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers with it.

When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

Say "Ding!" at each floor.

Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Wear 'X-Ray Specs'. Pretend they work.

Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

Holler, "Group hug!" and make it happen.

Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

Walk into the elevator and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

Take your shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style, "Is that your final answer?"

Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the elevator tutting.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Tell people that you can see their aura.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Press a button, step back and cross your fingers, eyes squeezed shut, mouthing "Please please please...". When the elevator starts moving raise your fists and scream "YES!" look around at the other passengers as if expecting them to share your excitement...

Have an argument with yourself.

Glare at someone till they notice, then point two fingers at your eyes, then point at them.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

If anyone questions any of your actions, tell them (in english) you dont speak their language.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the elevator. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'

Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

Drum on every available surface.

Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

Propose to the other passengers.

Challenge people to duels.

Sell girl scout cookies.

Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

Shout "Food fight!"

Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

Elevators were practically MADE for river dance!

Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the elevator goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"


Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "AHHH!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

Practice your kung fu.

Do yoga.

Play the accordion

Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.

Count: 2

Stan: [ ] You're the normal kid [X] You have an older sister [ ]You often puke ] You have a poofball hat [ ] One of your parents is a geologist [X] Your dad can be really stupid/stubborn [ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend ] You have a lot of talents

Count: 2

Kyle: [ ] You're Jewish ] You own an ushanka [ ] You have an adopted sibling [x] You easily get mad ] Your hair is curly [ ] You're diabetic [x] Green and Orange are one of your favorite colors [ ] One of your parents is a lawyer

Count: 5

Cartman: [X] You're fat/big-boned [X] You get made fun of because of your body weight [X] People make fat jokes about you [X] You eat a lot of junk food [ ] You love acting/dressing like Hitler [X] You think Ginger Kids have no souls (It's not that I /think/ they have no souls, because they really don't) [ ] You've once made over 10,000 dollars [ ] You have a single mother for a reason

Count: 2

Kenny: ] You hide your face ] You're quiet [ ] You love boobies [X] You're such a pervert with a dirty mind [ ] You have cheesed before [X] You're poor ] Your parents fight all the time [ ] You beg for money

Count: 2

Butters: [ ] You often get called "gay" ] You get grounded all the time [ ] You don't have a lot of hair [ ] You've seen your parents naked before ] You have a fatass friend [X] You're not that popular at school [ ] You dance [X] You've fallen in love with the opposite sex

Count: 3

Craig: [X] You flip people off [ ] You're one of the cool kids at school ] You've gotten ripped off before ] You think you're cool [X] Most of the time you're not happy [X] You don't participate in anything you think sucks ] If you did something you have never done before, you would be sooo happy [ ] Your last name starts with a T [ ] You like things nice and boring

Count: 4

Clyde: [ ] You're attractive [X] You love tacos [X] Girls/Guys love you [ ] You love parties ] Your friends are mean to other people [X] Your hair is messy at sometimes [X] You often wear red and/or blue [ ] You look at Playboy Magazines

Counts: 0

Token: [ ] You're African American ] You're rich [ ] Anything racist gets you mad ] You're a nice guy/girl [ ] You wear purple and yellow ] You know/knew someone with the last name "Black" ] You live in a big house [ ] You've kicked a fat kid before

Count: 4

Wendy: ] You're a Straight A Student [ ] You're a feminist [ ] You have a cute boyfriend/girlfriend [X] You fall in love with other boys/girls [ ] You get called a "hoe" [X] You get mad easily at things against you [X] School is fun to you [X] You're a bitch

Count: 1

Bebe: [ ] Your hair is blonde [ ] You love boys/girls with hot asses [ ] Your boyfriend/girlfriend is the eye candy [ ] You are/were a head/regular cheerleader [X] You like playing Truth or Dare [ ] You love girl talk [ ] You think your boobs are too big for your age [ ] You're part of a Secret Committee

Count: 1

Red: [ ] You have straight red hair [ ] You wear violet [X] You can be a total bitch at some times ] You love talking on the phone ] You get called by your nickname [ ] When your parents are gone, you invite people over ] You have fallen in love with the eye candy ] You talk only to your friends

Count: 5

Tweek: [X] You get frightened easily [X ] You drink coffee [X] You tend to twitch [X] You see things that other people do not [X ] Your hair is usually messy ] Your parents aren't helpful [ ] Your clothes are messy/ placed incorrectly without your notice [ ] You stutter


Randy Marsh: [ ] You've been drunk before [ ] You are often stupid [ ] You want to become a geologist one day [ ] You fight with baseball fathers/mothers

I'm like Cartman and Tweek xD

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All these little things by PixieDust291 reviews
On one magical night many things can happen. Truths can be revealed and wishes can be granted. This was the one Christmas Alfred and Arthur would not forget.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,413 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Tomorrow Three Weeks Long by 13 Pairs of Wings reviews
Sometimes things just take a bit of waiting and spur of the moment courage. GerIta, USUK, Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Complete
I Hate Kyle Broflovski by SouthParkaholic reviews
Kyle Broflovski, that fucking Jew rat who the hell does he think he is stealing my red crayon!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Eat You Alive by Animegrl421 reviews
Kyle spends the night with Cartman to play a game. They end up doing more than expected. Oneshot -Warnings: NC-17, S&M play, restraint, biting, breathplay - Kyman, Kyle/Cartman, masochist!Kyle, Sadist!Cartman
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Vulnerable by PopcornChicken66 reviews
There was just one sole feat that temporarily exposed Cartman as vulnerable- and Kyle had discovered it. Fluffy one-shot, companion fic to Evolution. M/M Lemon.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Fire Alarm by LittleMissStark reviews
Kyle comes home to a small situation with Eric and there fire alarm. rated teen for Erics potty mouth :p very short!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Nurse Kyle by Villain reviews
Kyle has to play nurse for Cartman when he gets bitten by a poisonous spider. Kyman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Evolution by PopcornChicken66 reviews
Over the years of hate, denial, and anger, an evolution has begun. The pinpoint of exactly when this commenced is unbeknownst, but it will lead to a life-changing event between the two who believed their relationship would never alter. Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Happy Birthday Kyle by LittleMissStark reviews
You know that game were you get a smack for every year you are? Eric takes that to sexy extremes with his little Jew boyfriend ;D YAOI! FLUFF! AND DUCK TAPE!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Tattoo by AlexRosenburg reviews
Cartman gets a tattoo and Kyle can't stand it. PWP
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Just Teasing by LittleMissStark reviews
Eric loves to tease his little Jew. warning:Bondage,dirty talk and fluff :3
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
I Need Jew by cell12 reviews
Kenny persuades Cartman to perform at the school talent show. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
To Hear Your Voice by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
COMPLETE. Slash. KyleCartman. Kyle's POV. 'He was always doing this. He knew that I knew that he knew he was always trying to beat me, and I trying to beat him. It was a game. Constantly.' PLEASE REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,946 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
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Even twins fight reviews
Kaoru is jealous of the relationship that Hikaru shares with Haruhi. I'm not good at explaining my stories... So sorry if the bio is sucky... Just a warning, the warning is meant to be sad. This is a one-shot so I won't be continuing this.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F., Kaoru H. - Complete
The Last of our Kind reviews
Things in the world have really taken a turn for the worst. No one knows what happened or even why, all they can do left is survive. Several couples involved. Spamano, UsUk, RusIce, DeNor, GerIta, PruCan and one sided FrUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Russia, Iceland
Too Late
Just a stupid poem I wrote one day, I got inspired by a song I was listening to so I wrote something depressing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Complete
The Proposal reviews
A Kyman fanfic. Eric and Kyle have been dating for a while now and Eric thinks its time to propose. However, Stan and Wendy have also been together, Stan wants Kyle and Wendy wants Bebe. Katie an OC character wants Eric but has to deal with Kenny, but Kenny has other plans and just wants to be with Eric's mom. Clyde oblivious to his girlfriend Bebes plans with Wendy, wants Kenny.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,729 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Expect The Unexpected reviews
A short story that just sort of popped into my mind after being forced to write in a diary for a school project. Cartman confessed to his feelings in a diary, after Kenny gets a hold of it and tells Kyle all about Cartman's secret, things get weird
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Horrible Timing reviews
During the Holocaust time, Kyle gets taken away to Concentration camp while all his family and most friends are killed. During Kyles horrible timing he falls for a mysterious Nazi, one that cares for him and protects him. Will they run away with each other? Will the Nazi sacrafice his job just for Kyle? And what will the other Nazis think?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman