Author has written 6 stories for South Park, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Ouran High School Host Club.
Okay... So it's been quite a while... I guess I'll leave all that shit down there for old memories sake... But anyways... I guess I've been absent for some time. And that is all because of Facebook... I got tired of being in the South Park fandom because no one really ever accepted me and I always got excluded and I just couldn't take it anymore... Thankfully my wonderful girlfriend agreed to switch fandoms with me and here I am!
Hetalia has been a life changer I guess, Yes I still enjoy South Park and my other Fandoms and such, but I feel like I belong to Hetalia. The people there accept me and agree to talk to me and I really enjoy it...
Anyways, I'm still a writer and such, I guess I don't mind writing stories for South Park still... But that will have to be on request, I won't go ahead and just write them for no reason.
So I guess, my Hetalia couples I do with my Girlfriend:
UsUk-Despite their past with England raising America, I still adore it more than anything. Probably because I can relate to this couple with my girlfriend in real life...
Spamano-My favorite couple... I'm more like Romano than anything and with coincidence my girlfriend is exactly like Spain.
PruCan-They've both had a tough life and I believe they'd find comfort in each other.
RusIce-Russia is horrible to every country. Except Iceland. That's why I think something could happen between them.
DenNor-I don't have much explination for this. It's just cute I guess.
GerIta-I was never really a huge fan... One day I just flipped I gues... But I still hate that Potato-Bastard!
SuFin-It's practically a real thing! When someone says they're married! You /have/ to love it!
AusNZ-I guess it's not that popular seeing as New Zealand hasn't even been confirmed as a boy or even a girl at that, but after finding with a connection with Australia, my girlfriend and I went on a search for who we ship him with and we were drawn to this pairing.
NethScot-Again, not very popular... But I find it cute... So does my girlfrined, so that's how it came to be.
Giripan-They're both pretty socially awkward, but they tend to be able to talk to each other... So, Uh... Yeah.
So yup... I guess I could list the other couples that /I/ ship...
Okay so I whore Prussia out... I also ship him with the following characters 2P's:
And then there are the groups I enjoy...
-Germany, Prussia and Italy
-Switzerland, Prussia and Austria
-Aaaaaaand the Bad Touch Trio!
Character's I'm like in order!
11. Hong Kong
I also cosplay the following! (so far...):
God I don't even know what to write here so I guess as you can tell I'm a Kyman fan (South Park) and I couldn't help myself but write my own stories. I've written quite a few and not just about Kyman so I'll see where it goes. It started from stupid videos and of course the one and only Fanfiction.net so thanks to all the inspiring stories and authors out there!
Info on me:
Show: South Park, Gravity Falls, Pokemon
Okay so I might as well explain a bit more about myself, like the reasons I like those things and so on but first, no hatin on me for any of this. So what if I like Pokemon or that Im bi, Infact I even have a girlfriend! So yeah fuck all you haters. The reason I like Pokemon is simple, my sister doesnt live with me and I hardly ever see her, ever since I was little shes liked it so I started to, so I would feel more connected to her. I like Huskys because I used to own one, she was like my best friend and when I lost her I almost died myself. The reasons for liking Cartman on South Park are unexplained I think its because I can relate so much to him. And god knows why I like Kyman.
Similarities to Cartman:
I also have things in common with Kenny and Clyde but not as much as Cartman. In all Im a lot like him.
I started off liking South Park and with reading stories on here I came across one that involved a song called Candyland. It caused me to go on the internet and hear it on youtube, I learned that the band is called Blood On The Dance Floor. After listening to many of their songs I became really addicted and made my best friend also addicted but that never really drove us away from the South Park fandom.
Fuck the world... Before I had some random ass shit about a girl I went out with for like what... A week? I don't even know but... god I seriously regret that. I almost ruined my life for doing that since I had to lose the most important thing to me. I never thought I'd get it back but I did. Summer you really and honestly do mean the world to me and I swear, we will grow old together. You're the only thing I need and I know that with each passing moment that I have you... I can make through it all.
South Park pairings I like:
Kyman(Kyle&Cartman)-Fuck the world, theyre totally meant for each other!
Couples I cant stand:
I've ehem recently started Cosplaying Cartman and I'm looking for others to maybe Cosplay with. Maybe start up an online Cosplay or something or start a little group chat thing, I don't know... I'm just in need of some Cosplay South Park friends.
By the way, that is me in my picture, I'm dressed as Cartman xD
My new guilty pleasure... Total Drama Island and such... Yeesh you know you're messed up when... Anywayz... Imma spam my info with that crap.
If you're a huge fan of Total Drama, copy this into your profile.
January I killed
-Pick the day you were born on-
1 A banana
-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-
White Because a hobo stole my taco.
-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...
I kissed my toothbrush because the voices told me to xD
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
THINGS TO DO WHEN IN WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.
4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.
5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout, "PICK ME! PICK ME!!"
11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
12. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly..."Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"
13. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and down on your face saying " oooohhhh that feels so good"
14. Go to the fruit and veg department - get two bananas' and put one in each pocket - walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your best John wayne accent sporadically whipping them out of you pocket - making gun noises and then slumping to the floor as if you've just taken several bullets to the chest.
15. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a nice spot on the floor in the electrical section. Sit cross legged and enjoy the film. (soap operas and kleenex are optional)
16. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming" Fly my little ones, fly and be free!"
17. Randomly jump into people's shopping carts asking "Will you be my mommy?"
If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile
()You are a wannabe at sometimes
() You surf
(x) You love technology
() You are/were a CIT
(x) You love animals
() You have/had a mohawk
() You often lift weights
() You're home schooled
() You love parties
() You're goth
(X) You can be a pervert at some times
() You're the Queen Bee
() You're crazy/psycho
() You're the eye candy
() You have a BFFFL
() You're the ghetto girl
(x) You are/were a blonde
(X) You are a bookworm
(X) You're overweight
(X) You play/played the guitar
(x) You suck at sports
OOkay so I am Noah, Duncan and Ezekiel... Mwahaha okay then xD
Choose 10 characters.
1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?
3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?
4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in. Their reaction?
5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
6) 4 mugs you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?
7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
9) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?
10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?
12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
13) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?
14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?
15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
21) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save herself or 1?
24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
27) 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
29) 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
30) While they are camping, they run into Barney. What do they do?
You are from New Jersey.
You don't talk much.
You/your family has a military background.
You're under 100 pounds.
You're addicted to fame.
You are a wicca/witch.
You're a tomboy.
You talk in the third person.
You love video games.
You LOVE manipulating people.
You have a long ancestry.
I'm like Jo and Brick!!!
Things to do in an elevator!
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, admit, all of you just shut UP!"
Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, stupid motion sickness!"
Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers with it.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Wear 'X-Ray Specs'. Pretend they work.
Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
Holler, "Group hug!" and make it happen.
Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
Swat at flies that don't exist.
Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
Walk into the elevator and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
Take your shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style, "Is that your final answer?"
Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the elevator tutting.
Ask, "Did you feel that?"
Tell people that you can see their aura.
When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
Press a button, step back and cross your fingers, eyes squeezed shut, mouthing "Please please please...". When the elevator starts moving raise your fists and scream "YES!" look around at the other passengers as if expecting them to share your excitement...
Have an argument with yourself.
Glare at someone till they notice, then point two fingers at your eyes, then point at them.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.
Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
If anyone questions any of your actions, tell them (in english) you dont speak their language.
Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.
Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the elevator. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."
Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'
Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.
Drum on every available surface.
Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.
Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.
Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.
Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.
Propose to the other passengers.
Challenge people to duels.
Sell girl scout cookies.
Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."
Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.
Shout "Food fight!"
Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"
Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.
Elevators were practically MADE for river dance!
Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the elevator goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"
Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "AHHH!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.
Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.
Practice your kung fu.
Play the accordion
Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.
Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.
Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.
Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."
Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.
Stan: [ ] You're the normal kid [X] You have an older sister [ ]You often puke ] You have a poofball hat [ ] One of your parents is a geologist [X] Your dad can be really stupid/stubborn [ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend ] You have a lot of talents
Kyle: [ ] You're Jewish ] You own an ushanka [ ] You have an adopted sibling [x] You easily get mad ] Your hair is curly [ ] You're diabetic [x] Green and Orange are one of your favorite colors [ ] One of your parents is a lawyer
Cartman: [X] You're fat/big-boned [X] You get made fun of because of your body weight [X] People make fat jokes about you [X] You eat a lot of junk food [ ] You love acting/dressing like Hitler [X] You think Ginger Kids have no souls (It's not that I /think/ they have no souls, because they really don't) [ ] You've once made over 10,000 dollars [ ] You have a single mother for a reason
Kenny: ] You hide your face ] You're quiet [ ] You love boobies [X] You're such a pervert with a dirty mind [ ] You have cheesed before [X] You're poor ] Your parents fight all the time [ ] You beg for money
Butters: [ ] You often get called "gay" ] You get grounded all the time [ ] You don't have a lot of hair [ ] You've seen your parents naked before ] You have a fatass friend [X] You're not that popular at school [ ] You dance [X] You've fallen in love with the opposite sex
Craig: [X] You flip people off [ ] You're one of the cool kids at school ] You've gotten ripped off before ] You think you're cool [X] Most of the time you're not happy [X] You don't participate in anything you think sucks ] If you did something you have never done before, you would be sooo happy [ ] Your last name starts with a T [ ] You like things nice and boring
Clyde: [ ] You're attractive [X] You love tacos [X] Girls/Guys love you [ ] You love parties ] Your friends are mean to other people [X] Your hair is messy at sometimes [X] You often wear red and/or blue [ ] You look at Playboy Magazines
Token: [ ] You're African American ] You're rich [ ] Anything racist gets you mad ] You're a nice guy/girl [ ] You wear purple and yellow ] You know/knew someone with the last name "Black" ] You live in a big house [ ] You've kicked a fat kid before
Wendy: ] You're a Straight A Student [ ] You're a feminist [ ] You have a cute boyfriend/girlfriend [X] You fall in love with other boys/girls [ ] You get called a "hoe" [X] You get mad easily at things against you [X] School is fun to you [X] You're a bitch
Bebe: [ ] Your hair is blonde [ ] You love boys/girls with hot asses [ ] Your boyfriend/girlfriend is the eye candy [ ] You are/were a head/regular cheerleader [X] You like playing Truth or Dare [ ] You love girl talk [ ] You think your boobs are too big for your age [ ] You're part of a Secret Committee
Red: [ ] You have straight red hair [ ] You wear violet [X] You can be a total bitch at some times ] You love talking on the phone ] You get called by your nickname [ ] When your parents are gone, you invite people over ] You have fallen in love with the eye candy ] You talk only to your friends
Tweek: [X] You get frightened easily [X ] You drink coffee [X] You tend to twitch [X] You see things that other people do not [X ] Your hair is usually messy ] Your parents aren't helpful [ ] Your clothes are messy/ placed incorrectly without your notice [ ] You stutter
Randy Marsh: [ ] You've been drunk before [ ] You are often stupid [ ] You want to become a geologist one day [ ] You fight with baseball fathers/mothers
I'm like Cartman and Tweek xD
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