Mental Note: HP challenge equals Harry Potter Fanfiction Challenges

News: This is where I post my latest news. By the way, you know my Layten Kain story? Well, I've discovered I'm not going to have time to type it till I'm past college. So, yeah. -Sometime in 2014 XD: Alright, kind of have to do a whole remake here. For the past few months I've been doing nothing but PMs, with the occasional read. I've been very, very busy lately. I'm a YouTuber, student, writer, friend, singer/songwriter, counselor, I run a website and am pulling a convention together. In other words, life happened. I will try to start writing sooner or later, hopefully by March of 2015. Until then, it's mainly going to be PMs and reviews for a while. I'm not abandoning this site. I'm just trying to get my own life together before I write about someone else's.

8/4/15- Oh my gosh an update. So the whole March of 2015 didn't work out...whoops. I think I can possibly start writing again once I'm back in school and can schedule my time out more. Also, news on the Random Krew show that I mentioned a few years ago. It took a while for him to be able to get it in gear, because, well, life, but he's full speed ahead right now. He's got the first script written and all the equipment ready, he just needs to work everyone's schedules together so that they can film. Episode 1 should be up in a month or two. That's pretty much all I wanted to say, if you read this, you're awesome.

8/13/15- Two updates in the same month! I'm proud of myself :) So, I happen to be writing an actual book right now. I'll be posting that here as well as on Wattpad. Just lettin ya know.

2/1/21- 6 years later, hello there. As anyone who has hit up my inbox in the last 2 years knows, I am not very active on here anymore. Got married and a teaching job and became an adulty adult and all that. Can't guarantee I'll be on, but if you happen to see me, or this, hello :) I've been on this site for a very long time and have many fond memories. I still do write, but I write real books now in my spare time. Which is about 5 minutes every year or so. Miss you guys, and keep being creative :) Also, not so against swearing anymore, definitely don't hate gayness, and also dear Lord you can tell I wrote this profile when I was like 10, hell, most likely 8, so take everything below this message with a grain of salt.

My name is * * * * * *. You may call me HogwartsRocks. I love Harry Potter and Hogwarts and am a budding author. I'm Mormon and very against swearing. I have ADHD. I am an actor. I hate gayness and sort of hate liberalness. I also like to copy stuff on my profile that apply to me. Just so you know I'm for Draco/Hermione, James/Lily, Remus/Tonks, Scorpious/Lily, Jack/Kim and Lily/Snape. By the way, there's this clever little girl called Miss Brown Eyes. READ HER STORIES, THEY'RE GOOD! She's also come up with clever things. Such as these:

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Shiroi Laptop, movielover9, zimfreak1997, sophiafreak7797, LittleMissBrownEyes, HogwartsRocks

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt. (okay I'm sorry, but the reactions are funny)

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an Wii

. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

.Gory movies are cool

. You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. ( I like camping. And people/socializing in general. It's fun. Most of the time. )

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think. [Oh yeah, baby.]

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night. (so, my feet feel weird without them)

You love to play fight. (AWESOME!)

TOTAL: 17

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should. (oh come on! smiling is good for your health!)

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies. (What? You can watch some cool stuff there)

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting makeup on somebody for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing (what? I'm into theatre.And music. And singing.)

TOTAL: 2

BOYS RULE!

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a son of a gun.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to heck.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to heck. (not really :) )

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (I do not! :P)

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. (excuse me?)

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (umm, I'm Mormon)

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (*shudder*)

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (nah, I just don't like the taste of meat)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f*ing them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. [Gracious.]

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. (heavenly days, language)

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm a GUY who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (really? We'd all starve)

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (going to be)

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives. (umm, we don't do that anymore)

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. (That is racist)

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (amen brother!)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. (not very young anymore.When does one stop being young after bolding this? :P)

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (Mormons don't drink. Don't say nothin about partying)

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (hahaha!)

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling son of a gun. (*coughcough*siblings*coughcough*)

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (Not my fault)

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a son of a gun.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (actually, the opposite. I don't mean to, but when I pat some one on the back, I'm slowly breaking their spine)

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (Uh, I'm Mormon)

. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (*coughcough*Obama*coughcough*)

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex

. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (freaking amen)

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (what? I don't agree with Obama)

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. (I'm a Mormon for the love of Merlin)

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic son of a gun.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (refer to I'm smart, so I must be weak)

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (I'm a boy! That would make me gay!)

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (I think. Not sure if they still do)

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake (I think I'm a bit of one)

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.(kind of)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

[Racists are horrible.]

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb arse?"

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds arse that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process

FRIENDS: Will be embarrassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days

BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you

FRIENDS: Think you’re insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: Kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running through bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the heck out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel

BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you

FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour

BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things

BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test

BEST FRIENDS: Will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." (what's this?)

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

By Borntobeweird. Something like that.

Some people say we are weird. Some people say we need help. Some people say we will reach the top. Some people love us. If you have ADHD, repost this and add/take away something for yourself.

GRYFFINDOR:

[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs

[x] You have a lot of friends

[x] You get along with everyone

[ ] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months

[ You love soccer

[x] You love baseball

[x] You’re into writing and art

(/] Favourite music genre is pop rock

[x] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory

[x] Abortion is wrong

[X] The war against Iraq is unneeded

[/] One of your favourite colours is red or gold

[x] Good grades at school

[x] One of the worst things you can do is lie

[x] You plan on going to college/university

TOTAL: 12/15

HUFFLEPUFF:

[x] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.

[x] You laugh a lot

[ ] You like to follow trends.

[ ] Politics suck.

[x] You love to swim

[ ] Water polo is awesome

[ ] Pink is one of your favourite colors

[ ] Black is morbid & depressing but you still like it though

[x] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist.

[X] You’re an optimist.

[x] You’re completely straight-edge.

[ ] You’re very emotional

[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favourite music genre

[/] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age

[X] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.

TOTAL: 7 1/2 /15

RAVENCLAW:

[X] You’re depressed to a certain extent.

[x] You love to read.

[x] You appreciate theatre & arts.

[ ] Sports suck.

[ ] You’re shy.

[x] Hate is completely unneeded.

[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship

[ ] Indie is your favourite genre of music.

[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.

[ ] Lying is sometimes okay

[x] Blue is one of your favourite colours.

[ ] Serious is better than funny.

TOTAL:7/15

SLYTHERIN:

[ ] There’s at least one person you hate.

[x] Basketball is a good sport.

[x] (American) Football is amazing.

[x] Black is a cool colour.

[ ] You’ve lied about something serious.

[/] You’re a very deep person.

[X] You have considered suicide.

[x] Very loyal.

[/] You like metal.

[ ] They make school seem more important than it is.

[/] You’re scared to grow up.

[ ] You’ve done drugs in the past month.

[ ] Anger is one of your primary feelings.

[X] You have trust issues.

[ ] Guilty until proven innocent.

TOTAL: 7 1/2 /15

1st place: GRYFFINDOR! 2nd place: Slytherin and Hufflepuff. 4th Place: Ravenclaw

This has got to be one of the most clever
brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble. [AMAZING.]

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

From Naiatra Equatron's profile!

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost.

List your top ten favorite Harry Potter characters in no particular order.

1) Harry Potter

2) Draco Malfoy

3) Albus Dumbledore

4) Ginny Weasley

5) Molly Weasley

6) James Potter Sr.

7) Sirius Black

8) Remus Lupin

9) Nymphadora Tonks

10) Hagrid

Have you read a five/ten fic before?

No. Quite frankly that would probably just be awkward. Hagrid was in school before Molly's time and Molly is married woman XD

Do you think three is hot? How hot?

I'm afraid I'll have to say no. Maybe he was when he was younger

What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Everyone would wonder 1. How a ghost managed to have sex with a mortal and 2. If James was a child abuser because 3. That is incest XD

Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Yeah. I don't remember the name but I remember reading some good stuff about Tonks and Remus

Would seven and two make a good couple?

Emmmm...hard to tell. Draco and Sirius...seems like it might but I'm not sure why?

Four/eight or four/nine?

I'm better with heterosexual than homosexual so Ginny/Remus. Plus Ginny knew Remus better anyway and I could see that happening much easier. Personalities and all.

What would happen if seven discovered three and eight were having a secret relationship?

Sirius would laugh his head off.

Make a title for a two/six fic.

Misunderstandings

Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Stronger

What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Oh wow this is perfect XD I would probably use the scene in which Harry is helping Ginny with her dress and have it escalate a little more from there.

Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine?

No, but there are probably other people out there that do. There always seems to be people who refuse to take the couple they've been given.

If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you choose?

Cool Kids by Echosmith

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (6) and a brief unhappy affair with (8), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Harry and Sirius are in a happy relationship until Tonks runs off with Sirius. Harry, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with James Sr. and a brief unhappy affair with Remus, then follows the wise advice of Molly and finds true love with Albus.

What title would you give this fic? Generations Lost

Gryffindor is bravery, nobility, and chivalry.

Hufflepuff is loyalty, patience, and hard work.

Ravenclaw is knowledge, cleverness, and intelligence.

Slytherin is cunning, ambition, and resourcefulness.

But sometimes you need to be loyal to be brave (or how else can you follow through with it?), you need to have knowledge to be noble (or how else can you know what is?), and you need to be cunning to chivalrous (or else are you going to know to use it?).

Sometimes you need to be brave to be loyal (or else are you going to be able to stick to it?), you need to have knowledge to be patience (or how else can you know to be?), and you need to be cunning to do be hardworking (or how else can you get through it?).

Sometimes you need to be brave to be find knowledge (or how else can you be sure you're right?), you need to be loyal to be clever (or how else can you use it to protect?), and you need to be cunning to be intelligence (or how else can you use it?).

Sometimes you need to be brave to be cunning (or how else can you risk the fact that you might fail?), you need to have loyal to be ambitious (or how else can you stick to your dreams?), and you need to have knowledge to be resourceful (or how else can you know when to be?).

WARNING! SCARY STUFF BEYOND THIS POINT! IF YOU ARE SUPERSTITIOUS DO NOT READ! THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING!

They Hurt Her

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.