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Joined 08-05-12, id: 4178630, Profile Updated: 07-22-16
Author has written 14 stories for Vocaloid, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Harry Potter, Sims, and Odyssey.

dead account. old shame. leaving it all up anyway.

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Retrace by inkedvigilante reviews
After the Calamity overturned the world, Hungary awakens in a nightmare, Switzerland suffers the consequences of his actions and another Nation has everything to his favor but desires something more. The Calamity has brought despair and with it: lies, illusions and something else. Time is ticking... Rated T: blood, corpse, insults (COMPLETED!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 164,197 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/16/2016 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Hungary, Switzerland, Romania - Complete
The Book of Hetalia Logic by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Welcome newcomers to the Hetalia world! Getting started in a strange new fandom and the Wiki pages are down? Here's a good place to look! From how to write a character in relation to the image of Himaruya to the fangames in existance, whatever you need to know, this will have you covered! Anonymous reviews are open, so ask what questions you have!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 82,910 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 12/26/2011
You don't need a license to drive a hero sandwich! by Cookie the Platypus reviews
It's the Spongebob Movie, Hetalia style! Seriously, that's it. An alternate retelling of the Spongebob movie. Be ready for random crack, crossdressing, quotes from awesome movies, pointless breaking of the fourth wall, and MUCH MORE!
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,489 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - N. Italy, America
Sudden attention by Talented but Lazy reviews
After Homestuck and Hetalia's declaration of never-ending pale love, their moirallegiance is put to the test when the other fandoms abruptly decide to befriend Homestuck.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,513 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Complete
Becoming Free by SuperMint reviews
Her powers may be revealed and accepted but Elsa's past life of isolation did not simply vanish when love re-entered her heart. There is also more than just a power inside her. The Queen is fortunate to have her sister to help her finally be free. OC F/F Romance Later on.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,904 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Elsa, Anna, OC - Complete
I Don't Want Her, I Want You by The Queen of Double Standards reviews
It was a moment of pure happiness, and it ended too quick. Only hours after Rin and Len got engaged, Len was killed. But he left something behind: Rin's new adoptive daughter, Yuki. But Rin wants nothing to with Yuki, no matter how much Yuki needs her.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 80,690 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Rin K., Yuki K., Iroha N.
Parody of every bad Hetalia fic ever by LovingthesuninSA reviews
(TROLL FIC) World meeting where Russia is creepy and tries to kill ever1 oh noes but luckiyly my OC Maria Theresa Ican'trememberwhat Sue is her to save everyoneeeeee Rated M cos of Romano's mouth and the perv France LLOOOOOL
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Complete
Date Night by homestuckloser reviews
He could have at least picked out a dress that wasn't floor length. God.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Eridan A., Aradia M. - Complete
Flowers For My Valentine: A Pewdiecry fanfic by Pewdiecry reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and Pewdie finally musters up the courage to ask Cry a very important question. A short, little fic I wrote in celebration of Valentine's Day! This was requested by OrangeRook, and a very good request this was c: Enjoy!
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 145 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Complete
Nordic Troubles by LunaLeeCP reviews
Okay this used to be Please don't hate me...but now it's a bunch of one-shots featuring the Nordics. So read and review you won't regret it. Also PM me some ideas.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Iceland, Norway
You Are My Butterstick by Leanex reviews
Spain gets Prussia and France to agree to help him sing a song to Romano. What will Romano think? Complete crack. I don't own a thing but this quick one shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Sun and Moon by theurbanproject reviews
Our bond strengthens with the moments we share as we exchange whispers of love or draw the life-ending dagger. Together through the trials and tribulations we survive. One Hundred Theme Challenge - drabble-centric.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,567 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Vietnam, Thailand
Serendipity by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
The nations fill all the quadrants. ALL of them. Will contain many pairings of all orientations and at least a few OCs.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012
Mittens by HelsinkiAngels reviews
Norway takes a brief shopping trip and appoints Denmark to babysit his three-year-old brother while he's gone.
Scandinavia and the World - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Complete
Iceland's Fridge by Pierrot Of Words reviews
Iceland is a little TOO close to his fridge? FridgexIcelandxFridge action. Food involved. Yes, I'm serious, porn of Iceland and a refrigerator.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Iceland, Sweden - Complete
Kiss Over Coffee by Curi0sity reviews
Humanstuck AU where Aradia works at Starbucks and Feferi comes by for a reunion. Short Aradia/Feferi fluff.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Aradia M., Feferi P. - Complete
Alpine Bloom by CosmicKitten89 reviews
Liechtenstein visited Austria with the intention of making peace between her brother and Roderich. But now, she cannot wait to get into the Austrian's fancy pants. LiechtensteinXAustria; Liech is first for a reason. Liech's POV. Smutty later on.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,791 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Liechtenstein, Austria
Blunt Force Molossia by FH14 reviews
Shawn is in love with Alfred Jones, but Alfred doesn't seem to notice how his friend really feels. A visit to a local bar may change everything, but then again, Arthur might just get really drunk and make things worse. Molossia/America, Warnings Inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Molossia, America - Complete
I Could Have Danced All Night by Salmon reviews
Belarus teaches Liechtenstein to dance so she can attend an upcoming ball. Fluffy romance occurs...as fluffy as Belarus gets anyhow. BelarusxLiechtenstein
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Belarus, Liechtenstein - Complete
HetaliaStuck! by Radyo-Ukay reviews
Homestuck x Hetalia crossover. Written for my friend Sydney. / John finds a man in his backyard claiming to be the United States of America, John is more than confused. Lucky him, he isn't the only one getting visits from self-proclaimed countries.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - America
Lotus by high improbability reviews
She has a beautiful garden, but there are only four flowers in it that can make her cry. -Vietnam
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Vietnam - Complete
Slumber My Darling by auri mynonys reviews
Toph has spent years trying to reconcile herself with her family, but when that fails, she withdraws to Ba Sing Se – and Iroh's teashop. There she tries to recover from old wounds with Iroh's help. Nominated for the Universal Fanfiction Open Awards.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,776 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Iroh, Toph
Chain of Freedom by yuuago reviews
On August 23rd, 1989, approximately two million people joined their hands to form a human chain across the three Baltic States, uniting for independence and solidarity. Historical, all 3 Baltics, non-pairing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia - Complete
Guess the F in Alfred F Jones! by GemmaniGirl reviews
America was surprised that no one could guess what his middle name was. To him, it was so painfully obvious. And yet not one person could figure it out! So it had become a tradition at Meetings for the Nations to guess. But no one ever guessed right.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/14/2009 - America - Complete
I Love You Toaster by Yuki3 reviews
Gir/Toaster= insanity ^_^.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/10/2002
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How My Roommates' OneNightStand Changed My Life reviews
Phineaus Furley TS2:Uni and his college roommates have more to deal with than just their final exams. But, thus is life, and these three jump right in. Follows two academic years and jumps to the important parts after that. If this is good enough, I'll keep going.
Sims - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,164 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012
Carry On, Newspaper Club! Gakuen Hetalia reviews
Based on the strip of the same name. The school paper this month is about the various school activities and clubs! Join Germany, Italy and Japan in the exciting world of journalism as they go through the organizations that are strange, crazy and flat-out illogical and weird. My first third-person story; excuse me if it sucks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,566 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
Shared History reviews
Sequel/spinoff of "All the Stars". Collection of stories centered around current and historical events in the nation's and the individual states' histories. How some were found, how they get along, and why they stay together. Rated T because my keys are filthy, but that should be it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 11/15/2012 - America
All the Stars Gathered Under the Stripes reviews
A ragtag bunch of kids band together and invade...America's place! Their plans? Their identities...or rather, identity? Read inside to see what happens in the chapters placed around a special occasion.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,800 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - America - Complete
Hetalia Meme Generators reviews
I'm tired and procrastinating, so on this Monday night, I'm starting to do some meme templates, using Hetalia characters! You all can play, too! (PM/review if you feel like sharing?) :D T because a few of these were weird.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012
Our Dream Goes On Without You reviews
Nations go on much longer than any citizen. The monarchs are not exempt. A micronation learns just what it is to have to move on in the first of many times he'll have to watch it happen, and how succession is imperative to the success of a country, no matter the size.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Sealand - Complete
I Want to Tell You, but My Friends Won't Tell Me How reviews
How did I let this happen? I got myself stuck in a crazy love polygon and can't get out! And you'll never guess who's making it worse! (yaoi warning; human AU. T because I don't know what's coming next. Also: new title wanted, this one sucks)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Canada, Prussia
Daughter of Liberty reviews
When I first met her, I never would have guessed she would have a fate to parallel mine. I kept meeting her throughout my life. It must've been her, because she'd say the same about a man she met in her youth. We each knew, without saying a word, that she and I were one and the same.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2012 - America
Hetalia School Preview
What I'm thinking as far as a story at a boarding school for nations. As if that concept hasn't been overused. This is just feeling out how the style of writing here seems to readers. It'll probably either wind up being a bunch of one-shots or loosely-connected chapters when the real story comes up. *Shrugs* Felt compelled to share this. Reviews welcome, as always.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Published: 9/15/2012
Protégé V3
New V3s have arrived! *Someone* has to show them the ropes. I refuse to make this a yaoi. This was supposed to be a one-shot, but it got long and I ran out of ideas. Better summary perhaps to come.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,544 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Len K., Lui H.
Vocaloid Song Series reviews
Each one is based on a Vocaloid song. Storytellers are the original singers. This is one of few I will take requests on. Submit songs in reviews. I have about 5 premade stories, but I'm not posting them unless anyone wants me to, so if you'd like to see what else I've got, leave comments. Mini-summaries appear in italics at the start of each chapter.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012
Odysseus and the Battle of Hogwarts
This was an assignment for our Odessey unit in 9th grade. It is horrible. I expect this to get very little in the way of views and taken down. I wasn't impressed with it then, and am not now. But hey, it might be great literature for somebody. Enjoy. Or don't. Oh, one more thing. It's set in Book 6: Consider this your spoiler warning.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Odyssey - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Complete
Taken Over
At the 2012 Olympics, returned-home Sonika meets overworked host Arthur. A rainy haitus between matches turns into a night that ensures neither of the frozen-in-time souls will forget about each other any time soon. Rated K for slight content, but nothing too nasty. This is what happens when page/word count limits are not put on me.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Published: 8/10/2012 - England/Britain, Sonika - Complete
Unplanned reviews
After a celebration turned crazy, Luka finds herself with more than she'd bargained for. How will she deal with her situation? Lame introduction is lame. This is my first time publishing anything, so let me know how it is & if I should post the rest. The first part is the longest, I believe, and I think this'll get split into 4ths. warning: has some adult themes; nonexplicit
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Luka M. - Complete