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Joined 08-05-12, id: 4178920, Profile Updated: 08-06-12
Author has written 1 story for Scandinavia and the World.


...can a pizza get delivered to your house sooner than an ambulance can

...are there handicapped parking spaces in front of a skating rink drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while the healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke banks leave both doors open, but chain the pens to the counter we leave expensive cars in the driveway, and worthless stuff in the garage we buy hot dogs in packages of 10, and buns in packages of 8 we use the word 'politics' so freely: Latin: 'poli' meaning many, and 'ticks' meaning blood sucking leaches they have drive up ATM's with Braille lettering...

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My favorite pairing is Norway/Denmark! I, like, wrote an awesome sexy story about them and everything!
Scandinavia and the World - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Complete