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Sure Got a Dirty Mouth by Justine Samulet Delarge reviews
Ever wonder how Dean started talking dirty? Its genesis is here, in the way Sam and Dean first let their feelings for each other become physical. Legal-age-of-consent Wincest. Sam/Dean, talking dirty, infinitely tender love, and an actual plot that develops into a nail-biting narrative. WARNINGS: Non-graphic torture, PTSD, brief anti-gay violence, spoilers for Seasons 1-6.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 102 - Words: 342,061 - Reviews: 1680 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Sam W., Dean W.
The Fight by x3dancingdead reviews
What happens when Grimmjow and Nel pay Ichigo a vist? Grimmjow being Grimmjow demands a fight. However Ichigo's powers have weakened after the Winter War and he gets dragged back to Heuceo Mundo. GrimmIchi, Yaoi, Bad Language, Violence
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,966 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Corporal's Pet by rockinruler88 reviews
Eren has had a crush on his corporal for quite some time. However, one day the corporal starts to give Eren some attention in the most unexpected ways. Warning: yaoi, bondage and other erotic situations, very detailed smut, and Mikasa's death glare.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,495 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Eren Y., Levi
Welcome to Night Vale by cupidity11 reviews
Something caught his eye, a sign on the side of the road. The radio changed, jumping quickly from static to a voice, a deep voice, a voice that echoed the sign's message. "Welcome to Night Vale…"- The entirety of Welcome to Night Vale from perfect Carlos' POV.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,241 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale
Naruto, Akatsuki Yaoi pairings by akatsuki FAN KYAAAA reviews
1 different pairing for each chapter,in Akatsuki and some others,that are not Akatsuki.rated M.Pairings as in Yaoi.Which are boy X boy.male in love with a male.not likey no ready.No plot.So the chapters don't CONNECT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,728 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Akatsuki
Enough of a Reward by DaphneRunning reviews
Irvin's superiors give him a shiny new medal for surviving, but Levi just wants something from his new Commander.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Erwin Smith, Levi - Complete
All you get by Mett Berg reviews
It was just the blood, It excited him...every time. The first time for them, nothing gentle about it. Graphic Yaoi. Bondage. Kakuzu/Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Certain Socializations by macaronisofa reviews
"You retard." Hidan accidentally stabs Kakuzu. NOT a good impression on their 3rd mission together. Hidan helps Kakuzu with his wound, they go on another mission. They begin to socialize. Kakuzu tells Hidan that certain...socializations...aren't good to have with your partner. Hidan doesn't listen. Because when does Hidan ever listen to Kakuzu? Rated M for Yoai and Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Exposed by Dana-Eliza reviews
Contains spoilers for the latest manga chapters! Obito visits Kakashi as he has done so many times already. He dares to touch him this time, but what happens when Kakashi actually wakes up? Yaoi, ObiKaka, happens when Obito is still known as Tobi, the goofy "5 year old"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H. - Complete
The Best Present by SereneMelodies reviews
Dedicated to my beautiful Tumblr and Then I Found You followers! Kuroko tries to give Murasakibara a good present for his birthday...Rated M for a reason! Cheesy but there you have it. I love you guys! One-shot.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Murasakibara A., Kuroko T. - Complete
Tied by akebou reviews
What Hidan can does during a day off in the Akatsuki? Nothing better than bothering his partner until he finds a new game! KakuHida one-shot, pwp, lemon, yaoi, bondage, including a camera and a not so uke Hidan!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
kiss me through the phone by Canadino reviews
Kise finds out the hard way just how much Aomine's voice turns him on, and how much of an ass Aomine can be when he finds this out. Fill for anon meme, Aomine/Kise, phone sex.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Aomine D., Kise R. - Complete
Immortal Perfection by Mett Berg reviews
Just a pwp with bondage and ...slightly unwilling Hidan. Graphic Yaoi. OOC-ness. Kakuzu/Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Kakuzu Punishes Hidan by InSaNiTyBrO reviews
Hidan is a brat we all know that so his partner Kakuzu makes it his duty to put him in his place ::WARNING:: extream disipline and Kakuzu's name is Kakazu in the first Chapter don't ask why
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,892 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Seconds by SparxFlame reviews
In which Dean enjoys sharing, Sam likes getting sloppy seconds, and Cas is slightly overwhelmed, unsure of what exactly he's done to deserve this gift the Winchesters have given him. Destiel, Sassy, Wincestiel, and pure smut, so consider yourself warned.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
Yuuwaku by Gyaku no Sekai reviews
"About the only time losing is more fun than winning is when you're fighting temptation." -Tom Wilson. Kakuzu is tempted. Kakuzu x Fem!Hidan, very M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Let It Be by 24-7Fanfictioner reviews
Sam works as a prostitute while going to Stanford. Most clients blur in his mind but one sticks out. slight AU, Sam/Crowley, explicit slash and other themes.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Sam W., Crowley
Where your actions lead us by akebou reviews
Everyone says that actions mean more than words, but sometimes words are crucial to understand the actions… Warning! Rape, lemon, swears, gore, character death, tentacles, molestation
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,668 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Stories of a Boy by xxxDuckiexxx reviews
Kakuzu had a mission to find the last Jashanist, but that was only a child. In this story you'll follow Hidan as the Akatsuki raise him, and Kakuzu who have to take care of the little beast! Rated M because of detailed despriction of injuries
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,092 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Timing Like Yours Should be a Crime by Marvelicious reviews
It's honestly funny sometimes that everyone thinks he was tortured in the cage. 69, crack
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Heat by Emo Fox reviews
Zim suffers through this cycle every year. Not a big deal. He just makes sure to lock himself in his lab, alone. So, what happens when Dib gets stuck down there with him? Mpreg ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,053 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Zim, Dib
Mania by Songstone reviews
A swear-happy young man with tourettes syndrome, a gorgeous blond with an eating disorder, and a hyper sexual Uchiha; collage life will be complicated enough for them as it is, but you haven't even met their love interests yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,401 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Lucifer's Angel by MaggyStar17 reviews
Castiel and Lucifer had been lovers before Michael had sent Lucifer to hell. Now that Sam freed him, Castiel and Lucifer meet again. Translation in French: /s/8220859/1/Lucifers Angel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/7/2011 - [Castiel, Lucifer] - Complete
Sometimes I think I can dream by Dana Norram reviews
Everybody wants to have somebody come back for them. Spoilers for all of season one. / SLASH / DarylxGlenn / ONESHOT
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,090 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Daryl D., Glenn - Complete
Trip the Light Fantastic by firefly reviews
Being forced to choose between remedial dance lessons and probation is one thing, but it's another thing altogether when your dance partner is someone you can't stand. Neji. Ino. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,877 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 119 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Neji H., Ino Y.
That Awkward Moment When by HigherMagic reviews
PWP. All in all, with a full tank of gas and his radio turned up loud, Dean was in a pretty damn good mood. All that vanished into shock and concern when the sky lit up like daylight. Dean/Castiel, wing!fic.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,547 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Porn Is Good by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. Dean had just wanted to shock Castiel out of his porn-watching habit. But then the plan doesn't exactly go as planned, and Dean realizes that Castiel watching so much porn mightn't be such a bad thing after all.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Sexy Captain's Curse by C.Queen reviews
When it's suggested that the captains and vice captains are lacking in sex drive, both sexes are eager to test the theory out and prove it wrong. But just who will test it out with who?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 177,120 - Reviews: 2360 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 10/8/2007 - J. Ukitake, Nemu K. - Complete
Destiel: Lips of an Angel by nipfreck reviews
Dean gets a phone call from Castiel late on night.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 71 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Crush: Uke Ichigo Collection by BonneNuit reviews
Ch 85: KenpachixIchigo This is a collection of Ichigo yaoi ficlets that are one to three chapters long each. No underage readers. Just because Ichigo is 'uke' doesn't mean he's weak or submissive- and yes, I will continue posting here.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 236,294 - Reviews: 3975 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki
Mine by KeeblerGirl1208 reviews
James has been caught flirting. Again. So it's Spock's duty to show the young Captain who he really belongs to. ::Possessive!Spock:: K/S. Very Mature.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/8/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Better The Devil You Know Than The Devil You Don't by Loki's-Phantom-x reviews
Lucifer appears to Sam in his dreams to make him say yes. Sam is disgusted by the idea, so Lucifer takes matters into his own hands. Smut. Sam/Lucifer, R&R, x.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Lucifer, Sam W. - Complete
Easter Too by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Itachi doesn't like chocolate. Kisame does. KisaIta, FLUFF.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Clue Feathers by cloudyjenn reviews
Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 148 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Spock? Or not to Spock? by Kerchan reviews
Spock x Kirk. Somehow Spock has been split into his two conflicting halves! One is Human and one is Vulcan but they can both agree on one thing: they want Jim. Very Mature
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,118 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Audio Only by tprillahfiction reviews
Cramped on a shuttlecraft, Dr. McCoy desperately needs a nap but can't relax enough to sleep. Perhaps he needs some...uh...help to calm down? explicit shuttlecraft sex, comm-link sex, dirty talk S/Mc K or K/S/Mc SLASH.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Bet My Heathen Soul by Jashin-chan reviews
/There was no one he hated more... and yet he felt so empty./ It all starts with a bet, for the sake of Kakuzu's greed. Soon enough, Kakuzu and Hidan's synchronizing insanities need solace in whatever they can find. KakuHidan violence, language, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,016 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Learning Vulcan Cursing for NonNative Speakers by Mitsuru Aki reviews
For cards slash. Prompt: Learning to Curse. Bones needs some help with his relationship with Spock, so he goes to Jim and Uhura for help. Their advice may not be what he wants to hear, but it'll all pay off in the end. Damn Vulcans.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,778 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/9/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Just because by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Some cute KisaIta drabbles, enjoy. PG13, KisameXItachi is LOVE... Rating upped to be safe!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 25,452 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Boys know their Dicks by LadyAsh5869 reviews
Bender and Mr.V have been dealing with some tension. Will time in the closet clear things up? Explicit NC-17 Slash, Mr.V/Bender... A little oc at the end... Some blood play, fisting and dirtiness!
Breakfast Club - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,879 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Complete
Nowhere To Run by morbid.kitsune reviews
Sasuke enduring one of the horrors of joining Orochimaru. Warning: Rape, Pedophilia, Yaoi Don't like Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
let me show you by Mitsu-Mitsu-chan reviews
Kisame feels lonely until a certain blonde comes knocking at his door. The new recruit has something interesting to show him. yaoi, rated M. KisaxDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Kisame H., Deidara - Complete
Let the Pheromones Choose the Man by Penbrydd reviews
-Spock/Kirk- Spock is going through Pon Farr, but despite the best efforts of everyone he's offered, the blood fever is getting worse. Sarek and Bones must find a solution -- and that solution is ... Kirk?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
So You Wanna Be Vulcan? by xeksx reviews
Kirk has to dress as a Vulcan for a mission. Spock gets turned on by Vulcan Kirk!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Join the Dots by safirewoods reviews
Kirk/Spock. Spock and Kirk find themselves tied up. Kirk finds a way for them to entertain themselves. SLASH
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Stitches by Cupe reviews
Yaoi. KakuHidan. Kakuzu's feeling a little tense and has Hidan sort his problem out for him, in more ways than one. Graphic yaoi, no likey, no ready. Present for DayDrifter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Angel Food Cake by Nilahxapiel reviews
AU. Fallen angel Raito is just trying to get something to eat thanks to his newly found human food cravings. Unfortunately, he can’t remember what he likes. L tries to help out, but ends up doing more. LxRaito. Lemon. One-Shot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,406 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
The feel of Irken claws by Swing-21 reviews
‘Vortians are very sweet and caring, Meekrob are shape-shifters, so you imagine the possibilities, and Thermians have these tentacles…’ trailed off Dwicky with a suggestive smirk. ‘How about Irkens?’ asked suddenly Dib. -DADR, ZADR, One-shot, Complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Jaundiced Eye by firefly reviews
After stumbling into an abandoned house looking for shelter, Temari discovers it to be not so abandoned, after all. Drabble request. Kakuzu, Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Full Moons and Diplomats by Kyoui-chan reviews
Diplomatic relations may be hard to maintain when one is in heat. Gaara's visit to Konoha has the worst timing possible. Or the best. [NaruGaa. Twoshot.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,901 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Piano Man by Tashaelizabeth reviews
House and Wilson meet. Wilson is 15, House is 25. There is slash. I hate to use the phrase, Don't like, don't read, but I want to be very clear here. Jailbait!Wilson inside.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/20/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Burning Kisses by ArAshiMitArAshi reviews
[ShikaIno] In order to make Shikamaru quit his new habit, Ino found a perfect solution. She was going to let him smoke...her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,679 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
In Your Best Interest by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame. Five times Kisame told Itachi, 'No,' and one time he didn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Bird and the Shark by animedragongirl reviews
Graphic yaoi. KisamexDeidara. Third chapter: Loss. Deidara deals with the loss of one partner, while Tobi acts like an idiot. Timeskip between chapters yet again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Kisame H., Deidara - Complete
The Perils of Coming Home Early by sydedalus reviews
What if, after discovering they rather like physical intimacy with each other, House and Wilson decide to become lovers? This is the exploration of that relationship. Set after Love Hurts. AU. Mature audiences. Some PWP.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,741 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 5/15/2005 - G. House, J. Wilson
Rules of the Game by sna reviews
Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Obscured Apathy by firefly reviews
Temari questions her importance and whether her brothers need her, but she soon realizes she has her reasons to stay. And apparently...being there to cut Gaara's hair is one of them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
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how do shinigami become shinigami? are they made, chosen by how they previously lived? varry short story of when ryuk was human
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Ryuk - Complete