Sinner Like Me
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Joined 08-05-12, id: 4178962, Profile Updated: 12-10-12
Author has written 2 stories for Degrassi, and Outsiders.

Hello, my loves! This is Michele here, so, um, yeah...Emily decided to hand over the profile to me, because I'm writing the story right now and I was checking out RubyFlash321's profile just now and loved the fill-out thing, so I decided to do one by myself. I DO NOT KNOW IF EMILY WILL BE MAKING ANOTHER PROFILE IF I DO, I WILL SAY SO MYSELF IN THE NEWEST CHAPTER OR STORY I UPLOAD. And for all of you who are not aware of this (pretty much everyone since I never said) Emily and Michele Amar are not our real names, they are just aliases. I never reveal my real name on anything unless its Facebook. Anyway:

Name: I have aliases for a reason

Age 16

Hair long, blackish brown

Eyes Black with gold specks in them :)

Country America (I wish I was back in Israel)

Likes chocolate, any food, i am an inappropriate person, so indecent jokes

Dislikes people that annoy me

Birthday September 21 (I'm almost 17!)

Height 4'11" (i stopped growing at 12, just like my mom)

Weight no one needs to know (cuz i don't either)

Personality inappropriate, bitchy (in a good way, lol) sarcastic

Tattoos I have a sparrow on my right shoulder blade to represent freedom and מדי מוזר כדי לחיות, נדיר מדי כדי למות on my lower back (Hebrew for "too strange to live, too rare to die"--Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas) and if any of you are curious, I got it done before 18 because I did it in Israel when I was 14 and it's not unnatural for young girls to have multiple tattoos and piercings

Piercings three in a row on each ear, plus a cartilage piercing on my right ear, and thinking about a bellybutton

Movies: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson (everyone hated it but I liked it so :P), Stardust, Burlesque, Phantom of the Opera, Rock of Ages, Ted, Friends with Benefits, Pirates of the Caribbean, Ella Enchanted, Get Smart, Some Like It Hot, Casablanca, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Pride and Prejudice (I only liked the movie versions 1940 and 2004 movie) You Don't Mess with the Zohan, Cloverfield, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Kick-Ass, Dark Shadows, Coraline, The Odd Life of Timothy Green, Uptown Girls, The Runaways, Princess Bride, Hocus Pocus, Cinderella, The Prince and the Showgirl, Gentleman Prefer Blondes, My Fair Lady, Fiddler on the Roof, Twelve Chairs, A Little History of the World, Sex and the City and many more but there are just way too much here right now

Books: The Phantom of the Opera, Pride and Prejudice, Northanger Abbey, Mansield Park, Persuasion, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, The Inheritance Cycle, FANFICTION!, Troubletwisters, Ella Enchanted, Fairest, and a whole lot of others

TV Shows: Friends, How I Met Your Mother, Degrassi, 8 Simple Rules, Lost, Drake and Josh, Grounded for Life, Spongebob, Married with Children, The Vampire Diaries

Musicals/Plays: Rock of Ages, Romeo and Juliet, The Phantom of the Opera, Death of a Salesman, Hamlet, West Side Story, Cabaret, Chicago, Hairspray, Mama Mia, Annie

Music: Evanescence, Aerosmith, Queen, Led Zeppelin, Guns and Roses, The Pretty Reckless, Amy Whinehouse, Sex Pistols, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Van Halen, Florence the Machine (yeah, I know), Christina Aguilera, the Beatles, Fleetwood Mac, My Chemical Romance, AC/DC, Def Leppard, Journey, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Bon Jovi, and The Rolling Stones

Idols: Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn, Emma Watson, Jane Austen, Keira Knightley, Bonnie Wright, Evanna Lynch, Candice Swanapoel, and Miranda Kerr

And now for the longest damn questionnaire in history (in my opinion)

Bold=Yes

Regular=No

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats. (I could not care less)
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (when its my friends, we all laugh at each other if we trip or whatever but if its just to be mean, then no)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
You played with Hotwheels cars as a kid
At some point in your life you wanted to be a firefighter
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV. X Games Baby!!!!!
Gory movies are cool. (Yes, but I'm a paranoid person, so...)
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (only with my closest besties)

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what other people think
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth. (I just think that's so disgusting)
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total= 11

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 16.5

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take (or used to take) ANIT-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be CRAZY.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'M NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire, screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (I was born pale but I have naturally really tan skin)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.(Call me a slut and i'll beat your damn skull in!)
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (sweetheart I'm a 36D and proud of them)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO (I don't know any gay people.)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff (I learned how to skateboard c:)
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I got a CAR for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the sun, so I MUST be albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm a TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (explanation: I'm an Israeli-Moroccan, I was born in Israel and my dad's parents are Moroccan, and I moved to America, I took fourteen years of dance at five different dance schools, just so you know)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (I don't know what that is)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I am STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (My boyfriend just cheated on me with my second best friend, which is why we wrote Not What You Expected)
I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

PREP

(X)You own a cell phone.
you own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
(x)You own something from American Eagle
(X)You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
(x)You love Starbucks.
(x)You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 5

GOTHIC

(x)Black is one of your favorite colors.
(X)You have thought about death.
(x)You wear chains. (but i seriously want a chain!!!!)
(x)You like heavy metal.
(X)You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
(X)Your hair was/is dark. (naturally)
(X)You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 7

PUNK

(x)You can skateboard
(X) You've worn plaid.
(X)you like Converse
(x)you hate MTV
(x)You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count) (I used to have streaks of blue red and purple--at the same time, cuz I'm awesome like that lol.)
(x)You dislike pink.
(X)You hate/dislike preps.
(x)You wear/wore skateboarding shoes. (when I go skateboarding)
Total : 8

GEEK

(x) You love the computer.
(X)You like Harry Potter.
you are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
(X)You get straight A's.-(most of the time, not always)
(x)You love/like reading.
(x)You were/are in band. (my school band in middle school was my forced minor, i play clarinet now)
(X)You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 6

EMO

(X)You cut yourself over depression (Actually, not really. Just thoughts.)
You have been depressed. (Maybe.)
You have black rimmed glasses.
(X)You like the band Evanescence
(X)You cry easily
(X)You like emo music. (Just one band or two, mostly just single songs. but there's a playlist on my iPod called Emo-ness.)
(X)You hate being called emo.
(X)You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
(X)you have written a sad poem
(X)you think emo chicks/Guys are hot (hello, guyliner is the sexiest thing I ever saw)
Total : 7

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
(X)You swear once in a while or a lot.
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance.
Total : 1

HARDCORE//scene

(x)You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
(x)You never walk anywhere.
(X)you wear slip-on shoes.
(x)You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco.
(x)You wear band t-shirts.
(X)People have called you a freak and meant it.
(x)You love to "hardcore" dance (when i was 8, my brother made me do the "windmill" and "headbang" at 3am, and my neck hurt for days :()
(x)hair has been died more than 1 color (streaks)
Total: 8

Athletic

(x)You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
(x)you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards (i'm a dancer, hello)
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equiptment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
(x)You have a specific number (27)

Total: 3

1st = HARDCORE//SCENE/Gothic

2nd = PUNK/EMO

3rd = GEEK

4th = PREP

5th = ATHLETIC

6th = GHETTO/GANGSTA

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it! (doesn't mean I am a homo, but I do support their rights.)

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had, and they can't adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner was also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the boy who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the girl who loves her best friend but is afraid to let her know it.
I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

Homophobes are sick, ignorant bastards. If you don't have a problem with Homosexuality copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you are weird and proud of it put this on your profile.

Yay! weirdness is sooo fun!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

A friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you.
A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: will comfort me when he breaks my heart
Best Friend: will help me plot my revenge and get with his best friend

Friend: Will share their umbrella with you
Best Friend: Will Steal yours and yell, "RUN, BITCH, RUN!"

And now for a funny: What would you do if?
List 10 of your favorite characters:

1 Jack Sparrow

2 Harry Potter

3 Draco Malfoy

4 Percy Jackson

5 Will Turner

6 Bill Weasley

7 Fred and George Weasley

8 Annabeth Chase

9 Sarah Sanderson

10 Elizabeth Swan

What would you say or do if…

Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

--Jump him ;) ;)

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

--Say yes

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

--Invite him inside ;) ;)

Number 4 announced s/he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

--"What the hell?"

Number 5 cooked you dinner

--I can't imagine it

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

--"OH! MY! GOD!" (Janis from Friends style)

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

--Cringe from sadness that I couldn't have them both now

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

--Wouldn't be so surprised

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

--Do nothing (she's a freaking witch)

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

--Shriek with joy (I hate that bitch)

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will number 1 do?

--Drunkenly confuse them with wierd sayings and then kick their asses.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

--Fix it with a spell

It's your birthday.What will number 3 give you?

--I don't have an answer for that

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does number 4 do?

--Use his powers to wash it out (That worked out perfectly)

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will number 5 do?

--I have no answer for that

You're about to marry number 10. What's number 6's reaction?

--I'm no lesbian, but he would probably yell "Girl on Girl! Girl on Girl!"

You got dumped by someone. How will number 7 cheer you up?

--Jokes

You're angry about it afterwards, how does number 8 calm you down?

--Stab the person with their knife

You compete in some tournament. How does number 9 support you?

--Use her witch powers to rig it

You can't stop laughing. What will number 10 do?

--Look at me like I'm crazy and tell me that's not how proper ladies act or whatever

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

--He's badass, totally hot, he's a pirate captain, and he knows how to use a sword

Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

--They'd be perfect together (witch, wizard lol)

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

--probably not

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

--i keep 4, 2 can have 9

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

--I sure as hell hope not!

Number 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

--I don't want to have a relationship with this guy!

You had a haircut and number 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

--well, hello there

Number 8 thinks s/he'll never get a boy/girlfriend. What will you tell him/her?

--go looking for him with her (lost heroes! EPIIIIC WIIIIN!)

_You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

_If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.

_If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. (imagine what happens when i get more _)

_If you think up stories faster than you can write them and are too lazy to do that for most of them anyway, copy this to your profile.

_If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

_If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

_If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (allnighters, be-otch)

_If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

_If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

_If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. (can you say paranoid?)

_If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and paste this into your profile.

_EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile

_Too many teenagers have smoked or tried Marijuana, if you haven't, put this in your profile

_If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

_If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

_If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

_If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

_If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C., or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

_If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. (did you see the movies, books, music, ect list?)

_If you are against racism COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

-93 percent of teens would have an emotianal breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this into your profile

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. (Reason I joined) Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms-

(\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE
('.') IF YOU HATE
(")_(") ANIMAL CRUELTY

Put this on your profile
If you like to laugh!

Great Minds Can Read this!! I can, can YOU??

This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Ptase tihs to yuor porlfie if you can raed tihs!


Short lists are my specialty...Here're some you might enjoy.

Fictional Charcters I Have Crushes On...
1) Percy Jackson from Percy Jackson and the Olympians
2) Nico Di Angelo from Percy Jackson and the Olympians
3) Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter
4) The blond kid that cut Philip's ropes at the Fountain of Youth from Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
5) Philip Swift from Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
6) CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean
7) The Weasley Twins from Harry Potter
8) Westley from The Princess Bride
9) Eli Goldsworthy from Degrassi
10) Campbell Saunders from Degrassi
11) Will Turner from Pirates of the Caribbean 1-3
12) Max from Hocus Pocus (I don't care that you're a virgin!)
13) Girl Crush Alert! Sarah Sanderson from Hocus Pocus (no I'm not bi, I just think she's really pretty)
14) Sodapop Curtis from the Outsiders
15) Darry Curtis from the Outsiders
16) Ponyboy Curtis from the Outsiders
17) Johnny Cade from the Outsiders
18) Steve Randall from the Outsiders
19) Dally Winston from the Outsiders
20) Two-Bit Matthews from the Outsiders
21) John Dillinger from Public Enemies
22) Mike Lane from Magic Mike

My Clothing Obseesions:
1) MiniSkirts
2) Band Tees
3) Tights/Leggings
4) Off-the-Shoulder tops
5)Cut-out tops where the shoulders are cut out
6) Leather Jackets
7) Leather boots
8) Leather pants
9) Leather tops
10) Fingerless gloves and armwarmers
11) Studded belts
12) Fishnets
13) Chain jewelry
14) Combat Boots
15) Shredded things
16) Crop Tops
17) Bow-Back tees


You know you're a writer if...

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself, you often talk to yourself while talking to somebody else. YES

You'll check your email every day for a week, then disappear off the Earth. No I have to see if I got any reviews on my stories

Your emails tend to be incredibly long and very random. Sometimes

When replying to an email, you never actually address the point. Occasionally

You never have to get up to find pencils or paper in your room. True

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. No

You constantly talk about yourself in third person, whether past or present. No

You start thinking about making lists like this and giggle for no "apparent" reason. Yes

People stopped looking at you funny for no reason a loooooooooooooong time ago. They still do

You describe everyday situations in your head as if they were in a book. Or a fanfiction...but yes

You laugh at completely random/inappropriate times just because of something you read the day before. Or just because of a random thought

You talk/yell/laugh/cry at your books. Uh-huh

You get mad when your teacher or an author has a typo. Yes

You write in class when you get a great idea. Not really.

You write on your hand to remember story ideas. No

When you get an idea for a story, you become more excited than a kid on Christmas morning. Yes


Did you enjoy this look inside my head? Well, the tour's not over yet. Just to let you know:

ME!

Family- Mom, Dad, sister.

Past dream- To be an actress/model

Present dream- Travel the world, Move back to Israel, Write/Publish my own book

Nicknames- Cookie (parents) My Life (parents) Sweetheart (all my friends) Inappropriate bitchy sarcastic girl everyone knows and loves (Emily) Hun (Emily) Bitch (All my friends) Munchkin (All my friends, cuz I have chubby cheeks that are just "so cute" c:)

Weird sh*t- I act out situations in my head or when I'm alone. Most of the time it's romantic fantasies b'w me and either my real life crush or someone I'll never meet. (band member, celebrity, fictional character, etc.)

If you have any questions about my life, feel free to contact me

I noticed that me and RubyFlash321 have a lot of the same answers on those fill-outs. Know that this was not intentional. We just happen to be alike in some ways. Kewl

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Teenage Rebellion reviews
Cynthia's new. She just moved from Florida. A sweet, innocent little good girl. Then she meets the gang. Two-Bit specifically takes an interest in her and him and his friends shows her exactly how to lash out at her uncaring parents. But will a simple friends-with-benefits relationship turn into something more? SET 1 YEAR PRIOR TO THE EVENTS OF THE BOOK! STORY #2 PLEASE NO FLAMES!
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Two Bit M.
Implying the Need reviews
Just a little smut-shot that I decided to write cuz I need time to think of more ideas for chapter 3 of Not What You Expected, but this is in honor of EClare, and their undying love for each other Enjoy, Read, and Review
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete