Author has written 55 stories for Naruto, Clock Tower, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Corpse Party, South Park, Mario, Ib, Sonic the Hedgehog, Misc. Games, Anime X-overs, Mythology, Teen Beach Movie, Vocaloid, Earthbound, Twilight, My Little Pony, Yu-Gi-Oh, Undertale, and Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei.
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Sup everyone! I'm Angel of the Axis and that's all you need to know :) What? You want more info of me?...ugh, fine. But only a little bit!
Name: ...um...I...call me Angel. I don't mind. :P It's sort of a nickname but almost everybody calls me that so I would prefer you call me that too!
I'd prefer you call me by my full FF.net name or nickname because I hate my real name and I don't have any intentions of telling anyone what it is.
Names (Or rather: Nicknames): Angel, Lu-Lu (Only Rachel calls me that!), Loreli (Only my BFF Vanya calls me that!)
Hair: It's just past my shoulders, curly and golden brown.
Gender: Female, DUH!
Age: Finally seventeen!
Favorite Music Artist: FURRIES IN A BLENDER HNNNNGH DAT EARTHBOUND
Location: *le gasp* STALKER! *fake sob* Why do you need to know?! Fine. Alaska, home of igloos and dogteams. Happy?
NOW ACCEPTING REQUESTS ON DEVANTART!
I now have a fanpage! https://www.facebook.com/groups/213890378789890/
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I accept requests! Just message me, and if I'm into the fandom or I know about it, I'll see if I can do it!
MY FRIENDS ARE HERE!!:
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ONTO THE FUN STUFF!! (=3=)9
Just call on me brother, when you need a hand. We all need somebody to lean on!
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, animelover inf, Lady Lilane,RaNdOm CaT927, green-girl09, Angel of the Axis
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t re-post it?
Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't.
Why do they call me gay?
I fell in love with a wonderful girl when my life wasn't a war.
Her name was Sheeda, and she was so beautiful.
I loved her very much, and I think she loved me back.
But then, she was killed, her last word was my name.
I cried until my eyes ran dry.
My sister and I were both in danger, she knew she was going to die, but she didn't tell me.
She simply gave me her tiara and said to remeber her. And then she left me like Sheeda did.
I wear it to remind myself of her, and I don't cut my hair as a sign of remeberance.
Yet even though I try to be a good man, everyone laughs at me.
They tease me for my sister's crown. They call me gay, or tease me for my name by calling me "Martha".
They treat me like a freak because they don't know my past.
Did I do something wrong?
Did I make them mad?
If I did, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry my hair isn't short like other boys.
I'm sorry that I'm sensitive because I don't want to turn bitter.
I'm sorry that I have my own identity, and that It's not good enough for you.
Why do they call me a wuss?
I was brave, until my mother, who died and left my brother and I to fend for oursleves.
Animals were my only comfort. One of my best friends was a dog named Boney.
My life went up in flames when I was forced to kill the only person that I loved and who cared about me.
I had to kill my own brother to save everyone. So now no one that I loved is left besides the creatures that cared about me.
Even though I try to be stronger, everyone hates me.
They tease me for the day I was with Ness, My only other friend. When Wario came and took him. I was scared and worried, and didn't know what to do.
I ran so I wouldn't have to see Ness leave me Like my Mother and Brother.
But now everyone calls me a wuss.
They call me a horrible word that I don't want to ever let come from my mouth.
They call me it because I don't want to fight.
Was I being a bad person?
Was there anything else I could do?
If there was, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that no one taught me to be brave.
I'm sorry no one loved me.
I'm sorry that the only thing I could do was run away.
I'm sorry that no one could help me to be the person you want me to be.
Why do they call me a clone?
I can't control what I do in a game.
I'm not the one who wanted to have it be this way.
I didn't want it like this!
If I had it how I wanted, no one would be hurt! The planet would never have fighting! Peace would be the only thing to spread! And I could be who I want to!
I wouldn't be forgotten.
I wouldn't be a copy.
I wouldn't be someone's puppet.
When I was somewhat cared about, was I not good enough?
When I was in a Super smash bros game, was I not doing my best?
If I wasn't I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I don't get a say in anything I do.
I'm sorry I'm just a play-thing to you.
I'm sorry I can't have one unique thing about me to please you.
Meta knight's story
Why do they call me cold?
I used to open and friendly had a friend who treated me like a living being with feelings and a heart.
His Name was Jerca, and he saw something in me.
He cared about me and he felt like a brother to me. We were both in the army, and fought side by side.
But then, when true danger struck across our homeland, he was captured and I was left to feel like I was the cause of his death.
But then, he came back, and I was overly joyful. . .until I saw that our enemy had turned him into a monster.
I couldn't stand to see him like this.
I had to do the one thing that I swore I never wanted to do.
In no time, my sword had gone through his chest.
He gained some sense and while his heart pumped just a few more beats, he put something in my trembling glove.
A locket, when I opened it, it was a picture of a baby.
He breathed out that it was his son, his love for the baby was what set him free of the curse.
Then he died.
I didn't want that to ever happen to anyone I knew or cared about ever again. So I decided not to love anymore.
I don't want to be left hurting like that again.
Does that make me cold-hearted?
Does that mean you think I'm being mean?
If it does, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that you didn't know that when no one's around, I cry like a baby, wishing someone would hold me.
I'm sorry I was never shown not to feel this way.
I'm sorry that you don't understand, and that you don't look at me like Jerca did.
They call me evil.
They say I’m an evil witch.
And they make fun of me because I was raised by one.
Dark Magic makes me evil.
I use my kids to kill my enemy.
That makes me evil.
They think I hate humanity.
Truth is, it hurts.
It hurt that my parents died when I was a baby.
It hurts that the one I love loves someone else.
It hurts that I was raised by a witch that kidnapped babies.
That’s why I’m who I am.
They call me an idiot, Because I can’t kill a plumber.
They never stop to consider Maybe, just maybe, I don’t want to kill him.
Peach loves Mario, and I love Peach.
I can’t kill the happiness of the one I love.
I only try to knock him out.
Sometimes I lose it, and I do try to kill him.
But can you really blame me?
Why do people just play as me for my looks?
Half of you didn't know I was a girl before brawl.
And I forgive most of you.
But not the ones who pair me up with EVERY. SINGLE. GUY.
I love the stories you write.
I'm just not that interested in guys.
I don't want to be "the girl with the big chest".
I want to be an example:
No matter how much damage you take,
You gotta keep on goin'.
They also say that I'm a .
I got news for you, I haven't had it easy.
I was orphaned when I was 3.
An evil dragon that killed my parents is coming for me next.
I was raised by the Chozo,
but they died out too.
Excuse me if I'm upset sometimes,
excuse me if I burst out every now and then
excuse me for being cautious with who I meet
I try to be nice as best I can
I'm sorry for how I look
I'm sorry for how I might act
I got news for you
I didn't get so many choices...
Why do they call me stupid?
I have the brains, I have been ruling my kingdom for years.
You call me stupid and yet you don't know a lot about me
I've been an orphaned child since I was a baby and yet I managed to lead my people.
Does that make me stupid and ditzy without a care for anyone's feelings?
I've been the only human in my kingdom for many years
Being the only one makes you feel lonely.
I'm not stupid enough to not know what feelings are.
It's not my fault I was born with this hair colour and I like this dress.
That's the way I am
That's my identity
I'm not some slut that goes for boys. I'm a princess and that's what I have been born to.
I'm sorry I don't like violence and don't defend myself when Bowser attacks
I'm sorry that I care for my people and I am willing to risk my freedom for them.
I'm sorry that you hate me and think I'm stupid for falling for a plumber
I'm sorry that I'm polite and friendly to everyone despite their natures
Even though some characters aren't real, people treat them like trash. If you know that the stuff said about these characters in this poem is true, put this in your profile.
The Story of Link and Zelda
Why do people not like our pairing?
Is it because of our classes?
We can't help what class we're born to.
It's who we are.
We're sorry for being so different.
Why am I paired with others?
Is it because Link's a commoner?
I can't help but love him, the Hero of Time.
He's who I love.
I'm sorry for being a princess.
Why am I paired with others?
Is it because Zelda's a princess?
I can't help but love her, the Princess of Destiny.
She's who I love.
I'm sorry for being a commoner.
He has saved my life.
She gives me strength.
He has saved Hyrule.
She is a just and wise ruler.
Our fates have intertwined.
Our hearts have forged a golden bond.
Yet, many still hate our love.
We can't help but fall in love.
It's who we are.
We're sorry for falling in love.
ZELINK FOREVER!! Copy and paste this poem onto your profile if you agree.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there.
As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!
Girls Just Don't Realize These Things
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"
I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk
I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.
I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry that I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry that I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry that I cared
I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Most Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BRAINS AND A HEART to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.
If there are characters on a certain show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
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If you've ever tripped while standing still, copy this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: not really.
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose me or your life.
Boy: My life.
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:
Boy: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that's sweet.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have a profile do the opposite of copying this to your profile, make the opposite of copying this to your profile 9 times... not.
If you didn't get the thing above me copy this to your profile and that too. up there.
If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile
If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this onto your profile.
I'M A SMIDIOT (Smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you're a Smidiot copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love Yaoi/Shounen-ai, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped while standing still, copy and paste this onto your profile.
92% of teens would die from lack of oxygen if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost if you would be one of the 8% who would be laughing your ass off!
If you really like the original couples (MarioxPeach, LinkxZelda), copy this into your profile.
If you are a girl who HATES the color pink, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.
If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you've ever fallen madly in love with a cartoon/anime character, copy and past this to your profile
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you work better to music, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, post this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever got hit in the face with a soccer ball, football, etc., copy, paste this onto your profile, and add your name: Kaida Thorn, Gingerstar14, Squirrelflightlover, Metaknight4ever, golfer, Pikana, green-girl09, Angel of the Axis
If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.
Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. (And PROUD of it!)
If you enjoy watching people get kicked in the groin, copy this onto your profile.
98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!
If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile.(Nintendo for LIFE!)
If you think Samus beats Master Chief every time, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile
If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile
I need to put this here so you all can see: Most People think Peach can do better... this is WRONG because love chooses who they want. Appearances do not count in love. Mario and Peach are pure souls literally made for each other. Copy and Paste this if you think the original Nintendo couple should stay as it is.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones are me.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'M SCANDINAVIAN so I MUST love fish.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black!
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I just think we should've gone with someone else as president. Don't you agree?)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
Friends & Best Friends
FRIENDS: will lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: will take yours and shout “Run bitch, run!”
FRIENDS: never ask for anything to eat or drink
BEST FRIENDS: help themselves and are the reason you have no food
FRIENDS: would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: would be sitting next to you saying “That was kickass!”
FRIENDS: calls your parents Mr. & Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa
BEST FRIENDS: call your parents DAD & MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: ask you to write down your number
BEST FRIENDS: have you on speed dial
FRIENDS: have never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Have seen you cry, but don’t tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore
FRIENDS: you have to tell them not to tell anyone
BEST FRIENDS: already know not to tell
FRIENDS: borrow your stuff for a few days and give it back
BEST FRIENDS: lose your stuff and tell you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”
FRIENDS: will comfort you when a guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: will go up to him and say, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?”
FRIENDS: are only for high school/college (AKA, drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: are for life
FRIENDS: only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story
FRIENDS: would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: walk right in and say, “I’m home!”
FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
BEST FRIENDS: will kick the crowds’ ass because they left you
FRIENDS: would ignore this story
BEST FRIENDS: would repost this shit!
Characters in Random Order:
1. Seto Kaiba
2. Yami Yugi
6. Tea Gardner
11. Malik Ishtar
12. Yugi Muto
1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic before? (Tea Gardner and Malik Ishtar)
Not really. I don't think much of that couple. However, if they had positive encounters and think positively of each other, I'd ship it. (And yet I Puppyship and Revertship...I'm a hypocrite, I know)
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? (Bakura)
Eh...he's kinda hot. Don't really see him all that much to make a final analysis. (I'm only just getting into the anime and manga)
3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? ( Yugi Muto and Marik)
Yugi is always uke when paired with any of the other yamis and hikaris. Always. But if Marik did get preggers, he'd probably faint. And Malik would say "WTF."
4. Do you recall any fics about 9? (Serenity)
A ton of them. She's still so cute~ >w
5. Would 2/6 make a great couple? (Yami Yugi and Tea Gardner)
To be honest, I don't like Revolutionshipping. Mainly because Yugi has made countless hints to Tea that he likes her, but she likes them both...not to mention, in Season Zero, Yugi has a crush on Tea when she develops a crush on Yami, who most likely only thinks of her as his 'dear friend'...UGH! If anything, I'd think Peachshipping! Too much one-sided love!
6. 5/9 or 5/10? (Duke, Serenity, and Tristan)
Chaseshipping all the freakin' way, man! (Duke/Tristan)
7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? (Ryou, Yami Yugi and Yugi Muto)
He might just be scarred for life, and Bakura would try to murder Yami for ruining Ryou's mental innocence.
THE WE LOVE ITASAKU CLUB: If you love the pairing ItaSaku from NARUTO, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to this list: NejiSakufan /xXHyuugaSakuraXx/, My.Dark.Tears., Angry Fox Girl, Setsugeka, AkaneUchiha, Anime-Insanity, Angel of the Axis
This Is Me
I'm the kind of girl who doesn't give a shit about what she wears, and would be known as 'weird' from other girls my age.
I'm the kind of girl who really doesn't need a boyfriend, has plenty of friends who like me for who I am, and doesn't do drugs/drink/smoke.
I'm the kind of girl who is shunned by others my age simply because I'm not rich, I'm not related to anyone famous (As far as I know), and that I don't have a HUGE pile of electronics, most of which I would ditch after the first month or two.
I'm not the kind of girl who drowns herself in perfume, who absolutely hates nature and everything that goes with it, and who gossips, tells lies about others and flirts till I drop dead.
I'm the kind of girl who doesn't freak out when a pimple randomly appears on my face.
I'm NOT the kind of girl who goes from guy to guy to guy until I end up with someone disrespectful to me, myself and I.
I'm the girl you see in the corner of the cafeteria with her friends, laughing and joking about random shit, not gossip.
I'm the girl who people call 'crazy' and 'a disgrace', yet they don't even know my true nature.
I'm the girl who gets attacked with insults every day, most of which from my own mom, and doesn't give a rat's ass about it.
I'm the girl you always see on the playground, swinging and singing in the rain.
I'm the kind of girl who spends all of her free time drawing, writing or reading, and makes comic books all the time just so I can laugh about them with my friends later on.
I'm the girl who's more sensitive to insults and jokes than other people, yet I have a wall around myself that can only be broken through when I truly trust who you are.
I know some of this would offend 'normal' teens, shall we say, but since I'm not a 'normal' teen by anyone else's standards, I can say this and still be proud of who I am. If YOU are proud of who you are, and don't give a shit about what other people say about you/to you, repost this!
Favorite Pairings: (Hey, haters gonna hate, and THIS Axis Girl DON'T CARE! :P)
France x UK
UK X US (England x America)
Germany x Italy (OTP)
Russia x China
Prussia x Austria
Spain x Romano
Holy Roman Empire/HRE x Italy
L x Light (OTP)
Misa x Light
Misa x L
Mello x Matt
Lucas x Claus
Lucas x Nana
Ness x Lucas (OTP)
Ness x Paula
Ninten x Ness
Ninten x Ana
Ninten x Claus (Yes, in that order) (OTP)
Mario x Peach (OTP)
Peach x Bowser
Peach x Luigi
Daisy x Luigi
Dimentio x Mimi (OTP)
O'Chunks x Nastasia
Count Bleck/Blumiere x Tippi/Timpani
Koops x Koopie Koo
T.E.C. x Peach
Gibbs x the Girl Director
Tony x Ziva
McGee or McGeek x Abby
Stan x Kyle (OTP)
Cartman x Kyle
Cartman x Wendy
Damien x Pip (OTP)
Craig x Tweek (OTP)
Kenny x Butters (OTP)
Well...O_O that's my crazy profile.
Fare thee well, I'm recovering from surgery.
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