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Joined 07-12-03, id: 417915, Profile Updated: 05-15-10
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Oh My Goddess!.

Oh ye Gods! You actually want to find out about who I am?! Well, okay, I'm an unemployed reference librarian studying up for IT support. Actually I'm looking for work now... I'm an online gamer with City Of Heroes, spotted in the Champion server on a regular basis as Blue Volt, Greystone Aegis, Wittylibrarian (sigh), Wittypirate (yarr) and Vectura. I'm an author with a book of collected short stories titled "Last of the Grapefruit Wars" that's now available as ebooks via Kindle, Nook and eReader.

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Spock: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a COMMANDER SPOCK unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your SPOCK will give you decades of quality performance. Note: This fic has K/S slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Brimstone Raising BuffyOh My Goddess! by Skyrocket reviews
Urd, Skuld and Belldandy must work with the Scooby Gang to stop Mara from unleashing chaos on Sunnydale.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 96,722 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/18/2006 - Published: 4/24/2000
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Escape Artistry by David Hines reviews
Wonder Woman is eager to learn new things. Batman, less so. Primarily JL animated continuity; some comic elements from as far back as the Golden Age. Complete.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,289 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/30/2004 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Complete
Torment and Turnips by michelle-31a reviews
Cho looks on with apathy as things go from bad to worse for Luna, while watching her growing friendship with Harry with conflicting emotions...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,269 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/9/2004 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Cho C., Luna L.
Buffy the Youkai Slayer by Sharibet reviews
Buffy & Inuyasha Xover: Buffy's vacationing in Tokyo when the Watcher's Council asks her to deal with a demon infestation at the Higurashi Shrine. IY Fanguild Best Xover for Winter 2003. IYKag
Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,186 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/21/2004 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Complete
Selfinsertion O'BuggerSubtlety and the PSSS by Nights Mistress reviews
The true story of the Philosopher's Stone. Follow Selfinsertion O'Bugger-Subtlety in his attempts to wreck havok on the English b#$%#@s who rule his homeland. Involves shot owls, terrorists!Hufflepuffs and explosions. Lots of explosions
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,233 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 6/8/2003
The Six Sides of the Triangle by sea anemone reviews
The six Hogwarts students involved in the battle in the Department of Mysteries come back for their fifth and sixth years completely unprepared for the sparks that fly between them, and how those sparks will effect the Golden Trio. RWHG; NLGW; HPLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/13/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Luna's Valentine by michelle-31a reviews
Luna Lovegood tries to play cupid on Valentine's Day, only to have the tables turned on her. LLHP, HGRW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Luna L., Hermione G.
A Hellblazer Christmas Carol by David Tai reviews
Three Goddesses and a friend! visits Constantine. Set in Dire Fates Continuity.
Oh My Goddess! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,953 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Complete
Vespa150 Super by Pheonix Down6 reviews
Does it make any sense to you? Good. I thought I had lost my touch there! The story is taking some shape. Well, at least I think it's a shape... Maybe a dinosaur. P.S. That bikini makes you look fat. I love you, so read chapter 10 and review.
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,919 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2003 - Published: 8/19/2003
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When Harry Met Luna reviews
The Harry Potter saga...told from a different perspective, as Luna explains from her point of view about hunting giant snakes, dealing with Cho, and helping Ginny with her crush... Decided to leave the story at this point
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
That Foolish Wish reviews
A Goddess of Discord intervenes at a key moment in Belldandy and Keiichi's life, actually TWO key moments, threatening the love between them. Valentine's Day present! Please R&R!
Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/13/2004
And The Tears I Shed Are Not For Me reviews
Neville visits his parents at St. Mungos, after events in 'Harry Potter and the Awkward Date', to discuss what he remembers...about everything...Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Neville L.
Harry Potter and the Awkward Date reviews
Harry's summer becomes more dangerous than ever as Voldemort begins his second war. And wouldn't you know it, Harry's talked himself into going on a date with a fellow Hogwarts student as the chaos intensifies! FINIS! R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,937 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/24/2004 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Harry P., Luna L.