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Tvtropes is freaking hilarious. I spend more time loling at the descriptions then typing xD


Its getting late but your not tired as your driving home but you suddenly have the urge to take the scenic route through the moutains to enjoy the curved roads and wooded areas.

After a few minutes you decide to pull over in what looked to be a spot where you could have a small picnic spot and got out to take a gander at the natural beauty that is before your eyes as the night compliments the city lights in the distance.

The moment you got to the gaurd rail you stepped on a small sheet of paper that had something written on it.

You begin to examine its content.

The sheet of paper only has a overly huge name written on it that you make out to be "Tez" and a small side note in the corner that says something.

You start to look at it closer to only be able to tell it was written in a hurry.

"Hello Hello! Name's Tez and I haven't been around for very long with no real story writing experience. Main things that catch my eye. Action and comedy with humor and a side helping of "light" drama. Mostly play games in my spare time when possible...alot which mainly are Racers, FPS, although I will play other things if it can get my attention. I also do like all kinds of music which are..."

The rest on the paper is severly smudged from the dirt when you stepped on it so you decide crumple it as you head over to the trash bin to discard it.

Your sight seeing is over so you decide its time to head home for real now as it is getting late.

You turn around and head back to get back in your vehicle and and start your journey home again.

Minutes tick by but your now exiting the scenic route and back on the main road heading to the city. You notice a incoming sign saying the speed limit is 30mph so it was time to slow down...but then you notice a light shooting out horizantaly from your current spot bouncing up and down.

Suddenly a car that you had no idea was there comes drifting out from a dirt road running over the sign you were just looking at into your lane. You take evasive manuever as your startled from the offending car's actions and have a very heart racing stop in the dirt on the shoulder of the road. You look back to shout at the other car but it is to late as the car already long gone speeding off while another sheet of paper slaps you in the face. You take a look at it as you turn the overhead light on wondering what it is.

Name: C-bzzrt- D...A-bzzzrt-

Location: ???

Age: Unknown

Gender: ???

Suspect description: Male.

Times spotted & pursed: Numerous

Times apprehended: 0

Priority Level: Medium to High

Brief info: Unavailable

Vehicles confirmed to have driven:

Orange Unknown Sports car (Severly damaged but escaped)

Converted Dodge Viper police Interceptor (Stolen and later found.)

Confirmed last seen vehicle: Unknown...

This is appears to be some sort of information sheet...but its broken information... in fact rather useless!

On the way home you pull out your mobile device and dial the authorities and report what just happened to you as your now entering city limits...

Attempt at making a story with elements of Touhou, cars, movies and games. Pretty much for my own amusement. Always up for pointers so if you feel like saying it, go for it.

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Flandre's Big Adventure by Nibelheim reviews
Flandre Scarlet has always wanted to experience the outside world for herself. Locked away for most of her life because of her unpredictable nature, Flandre grows bored of the same thing until one night, she slips away from the mansion. Along the way she meets the various inhabitants of Gensokyo while both causing and getting caught up in troublesome situations.
Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 192,517 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Cirno, Flandre S.
A Fool's Reality by Heraklinios reviews
Alright, let's get on with my life.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 76 - Words: 527,931 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 5/3/2009
Imperfect Metamorphosis by TakerFoxx reviews
It's the first day of spring, and Cirno and her friends are once again up to no good! But after stealing a strange box from Marisa's house, they soon find themselves over their heads as they discover some things are meant to remain locked up.
Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 988,102 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 3/19/2010
The Adventures of Kotohime by Gaius Cornelius Tacitus reviews
Tales of Gensokyo's maniacal princess.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 220,650 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Kotohime - Complete
Boundless World of Danmaku by Terry N. Muse reviews
An outsider finds himself wandering Gensokyo. Sounds like a typical tale so far, but such outsiders have a tendency to be nothing but trouble. Complete rewrite underway.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 55 - Words: 208,340 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Reimu H., Yukari Y., Byakuren H., OC
II Negative Mind by SorrowfulReincarnation reviews
It's been twenty years since he has last set foot into Gensokyo. He has changed, but so has the land. And as he finally returns to the land of fantasy and forgotten things, he sets a chain of events into motion that threatens the peace anew. Only this time, he cannot do a thing. His homecoming draws closer, but is it really a good idea to return to the place you have abandoned?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 397,577 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Rumia
Colorful days by Felt95 reviews
One day the solitude of four-hundred and ninety-five years of a young vampire is broken by a friend who's determined to show her the world outside of her prison, but will a trip around the world turn into something more? Characters and setting are owned by Team Shanghai Alice.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 177,460 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Flandre S., H. Meiling, Koishi K.
Boundless World of Illusion by Terry N. Muse reviews
An outsider finds himself wandering Gensokyo. Sounds like a typical tale so far. But after it is thrown away, it rests on a second to force their hand. One closer to they than might be preferred... After all, there often are much worse ways to go. Sequel to Boundless World of Danmaku.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,647 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Reimu H., Byakuren H., Yumemi O., OC
The Tale of Rumia - Hero of the Shadow by Raikaria reviews
What starts out as a simple good deed to appease Reimu, unwittingly begins Rumia down a path of discovery and development, which will transform not only herself, but Gensokyo and all those in it. Freindships form, enemies are made, but not all in the shadow is to be feared...
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 113 - Words: 224,577 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Rumia, Kogasa T., Cirno, Mystia L. - Complete
Forgotten Harmony of Germane Errant by Remnant Jett reviews
A story of a forgotten young man whose life takes an unexpected turn upon meeting a certain blonde woman.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,625 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 1/9/2012
Touhou: Unchained Distortion of Reality by MaelstormCaT reviews
After losing his home, an average human is brought into Gensokyo by a certain gap youkai. This is his story as he tries to make a new home in this new and unfamiliar land. Note: will contain epic spell card battle... hopefully.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 223,408 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 4/4/2012
Akyuu's Day off by Mephiles666 reviews
To deal with built up stress, Akyuu takes a day off. What's the worst that can happen? A Danmakuverse story.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,385 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - H. n. Akyuu - Complete
Gensokyo and The Ballad of Horrors by NazoDi reviews
It has been over a year since the last Cosmic Horrors appeared, but now they have returned and Remilia and her friends find themselves invaded by one Eldritch Abomination after another. Mature Content, Vulgar Language, Violence.
Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 42 - Words: 281,653 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Remilia S.
Touhou Chronicles by Etherdrone reviews
A newcomer arrives at Gensokyo after a great battle. Damaged, with low reserves of power, he tries to find his place within this strange, new world he has been introduced to. Please comment/review.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 423,809 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 6/12/2010
Perfect Covert Fantasy by Lord Mehtul Bawkes reviews
Meet Dutch Kotozaki. Your standard 19 year old person with a special past. He's getting some new tenants today. Who knows, they may bring adventure. Be aware though, for adventure often brings unforeseen consequences. Secrets will be unlocked, rules shall be broken and ancient plans will be set in motion.How will this scientific person fare in the worlds of magical impossibilities?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 219,447 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 10/10/2011
And What Alice Found There by Damien Kellis reviews
When Minerva Margatroid was offered a chance to go to a remote village in Japan to save humans from monsters, she probably should have reconsidered.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,078 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Alice M., OC, Yukari Y.
Love of the Tengu by Mephiles666 reviews
Rinnosuke has found the love of his life, but he is too aware of the legion of girls who will go mad once they learn about it. What could he do to prevent this woeful situation? In his hour of need, an overeager wind priestess and a tengu will come to his aid. My second installment to the Danmakuverse.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,904 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Marisa K., Rinnosuke M., Sanae K. - Complete
A Satori's Tale by Antimatter625 reviews
Satori has to earn her keep, so she leaves her happy little bubble to go work. Be warned, this is a fairly dark work. It gets a bit bloody, as well. I hope you enjoy it.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 331,117 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Satori K. - Complete
Meiling's Grand Plan to Glory by For The Worst reviews
Meiling was always at the beginning and the end of a joke, and nothing beneficial ever happened to her. From being the series dominant bully target, to the meta-world China incident. But jokes on them, for Meiling if handled correctly, can become a badass of the badass.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,108 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 11/27/2013 - H. Meiling, Reimu H., Remilia S., Yukari Y.
Living Fantasy by Myst Eternally reviews
"One day, I just woke up. And I realized. I don't want this life. I want another chance. A petulant, selfish wish. But it is a wish. My wish."
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,723 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 10/25/2012
The Madness of Laevateinn by Nicolas Crossworth reviews
Early in the year 2000, in the quiet rural areas under the flag of the Crown, the Scarlet Mansion was enjoying its peaceful seclusion from the rest of the world... Until a long gone visitor decided to drop by, thus setting of the trigger for a futile quest for a cure. OC alert, rated T.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 223,578 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Flandre S., Yukari Y.
Luna by UltraElectroMagnetic reviews
This story tells the bloody first meeting of Sakuya and Remilia, chronicles the massive First Lunar War between the Earth's Humans and the Lunarians, as well as Sakuya's involvement and struggle during the closing stages of the war, and finally, how the Scarlet Devil Mansion appeared in the land of Gensokyo. (Lots of OC, violence, and swearing)
Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,533 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Sakuya I., Yukari Y., W. n. Toyohime, W. n. Yorihime - Complete
Temporal Quintessence by Nuclear Hell Raven reviews
An assassination plot aimed at Remilia Scarlet. A hideous revolution of twisted motives. A desperate search to recover the one she lost. A malicious plot to drag all into the world of fear. A betrayal of mistresses with catastrophic consequences. Secrets hidden away from the light of truth. The clock has been set for 24 hours, and Gensokyo will experience a day like none other.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 118,747 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Remilia S.
Cops, Robbers, Youkai by A Successful Businessman reviews
For Jack Spring, it started out with a simple life. Then, everything changed when the fire nati-when he found a girl staring at him in his run down apartment. Since then, he's been noticing things around him that he never saw before. And, of course, he exploited them to the best of his ability. When he travels to Gensokyo- Hiatus.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,265 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Reimu H., Yukari Y., Youmu K.
Deep, Dark Dangers by Game2002 reviews
Eleven girls from Gensokyo are taken to a mysterious jungle infested with terrifying dangers, the likes of which they have never experienced before. Can they survive the dangers of this jungle and find their way back home?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,862 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Complete
An Epic Failure of the Touhou Project (on hiatus) by Dr. Magnus Feirenbacher reviews
at the beginning of the 20th century, a new youkai is created due to American growth in industry. 100 years later, he winds up in Gensokyo and meets a fellow low-level youkai, and an Armageddon packing vampire. may contain traces of Sci-fi and cheap humor. Another thing: There is OOC, and this story is mostly OC-centric. Seriously, it's terribad! YEE
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,008 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Rumia, Flandre S.
Chaos Fantasy Chronicle by Blidnga reviews
A demon hunter from a world of steam is chasing his most dangerous target when he suddenly finds his pursuit taking a strange turn. A world of monsters and magic known as Gensokyo has taken in this very dangerous witch, and now he has no choice but to follow her there in order to stop her before she gets away with whatever twisted plan she has. Can he survive this foreign world?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 142,492 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012
Delivery's here! by Xy-Trig reviews
The entrance of a simple deliveryman with a few spell cards into the life of Gensokyo. Nothing special, really. Comments highly appreciated, especially if you don't think I'm being funny/stupid enough. I will now make one last attempt at making it better. Somewhat. Will likely fail but I won't know 'till I try.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,202 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Complete
The Rise of the Tank by Donny Donster reviews
The tank was born in 1916, one of these machines came to life and developed a personality, thus a youkai was born. 95 years later, he was modernized and wound up in Gensokyo.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,717 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011
I Negative Bullet by SorrowfulReincarnation reviews
Awaking without memories,neither of who he is or what he is, a youkai tries to find his lost past in the land he awoke in.Doomed to be a walking enigma,he roams Gensokyo for his past, present, future and purpose... Book 1 in the "Negative Bullet Project". Finished.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 919,311 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Rumia - Complete
Broken Illusion by Remfart reviews
The land of Gensokyo is once again threatened by a vampire menace. However, things are different this time around. Will a friendship that has lasted for centuries be destroyed?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,910 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012
Mind the gap by ChibiChen reviews
Written as a bet between me and the Walfas station wagon. What happens when a normal mechanical technician gets sent to Gensokyo, without being gaped in? Finished, and being made into a feature length Walfas film by the creator of Diamond in the Rough, Spaztique!
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,349 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Complete
Welcome to the Youkai Temple by UnendingEmpire reviews
Ever wonder what's going on at the Myouren Temple during everybody's downtime? Grab a seat and check out the wacky pre-Chistmas lives of the crew, as well as those Taoists living not so far away.
Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,917 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012
Legend of the Strongest by Kyle Castorena reviews
Cirno is sick, and Gensokyo is gradually erupting into chaos. Are these two unrelated, or does the ice fairy somehow hold the key to this oncoming disaster. Follow Daiyousei and the residents of the mythical land as they search for answers. *While the story revolves around Cirno, she rarely makes an appearance. This is told through the eyes of everyone around her.*
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 135,129 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Daiyousei, Cirno - Complete
Mishaps Of The Eastern Wonderland by Captain Vulcan reviews
Lots of crazy stuff can happen in the realm of Gensokyou. Latest featured tale: The Great Shinobi Incident - Part I. A mysterious sect of ninja is putting the people of Gensokyou on edge. And if that isn't bad enough, Reimu has been kidnapped. Kasen has her work cut out before her.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 148,595 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011
From Gensokyo With Danmaku! by A Successful Businessman reviews
My first fanfiction, which I am redoing with a new title. I am leaving this one up for both nostalgia and archival purposes. It's a standard OC flick... not done well however. Dead Fic.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 143,003 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012
Beware the Umbrella Left There Forever by UnendingEmpire reviews
Thinking about the past can be tough. When Kogasa thinks about it one too many times, she decides to try and avenge herself against Sanae. Things take an unexpected twist, and the karakasa ends up in a situation she'd never see coming!
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,559 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Kogasa T., Sanae K. - Complete
Lactose Intolerant by Shmarah reviews
Four girls at a kotatsu, one question: If you love your little sister, why is she locked in the basement, exactly? No, why is she insane, exactly? No, no, here's the question: what kind of vampire IS that psycho-ward patient, exactly? Alright, so three questions. Remilia Scarlet almost wishes she were unable to provide the answers.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Remilia S., Flandre S.
Average Joe in Bullet Hell by Magnificent Sasquatch reviews
Follow the misadventures of a shameless semi-self-insert as he attempts to make heads or tails of this new crazy world and its even crazier inhabitants! There is fantabulous adventure to be had!
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 181,601 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Utsuho R.
Touhou Youkai Hourousha: From the Sky and Beyond by Genichiro reviews
A man was trying to live a normal life until Flandre Scarlet literally fell into his hands. At that point, his life ceased being normal as he was pulled into a conflict that threatens both his world and Gensokyo.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 189,245 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Flandre S. - Complete
Gensokyo and the Harbinger of Madness by NazoDi reviews
A young man enters Gensokyo. What follows him is madness and destruction. M for Harsh language and graphic descriptions.
Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,638 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Complete
No Highways In Gensoyko reviews
*Important* Due to my Marisa buddy of mine "borrowing" my note book for unknown reasons I'm reworking all chapters. Although on the flipside gave me time to think out further then I originally did when I started. I wont upload the chapters until all of them are redone. Original 3out of 6 redone.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,687 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013