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Author has written 14 stories for Twilight, and Blue Castle.

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Paying For Your Sins by ConstantRambling reviews
Edward is an alcoholic. Bella is terrified of the rain. She never wanted him like this but she's willing to take whatever he'll give her, even if it kills her. - AH. Rated M. Warning: not for the light hearted. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,084 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Edward, Bella
A Garment of Brightness by miaokuancha reviews
Moving to Forks, spending the last eighteen months of her childhood with a father she barely knew ... it seemed like a good idea at the time. A Twilight mosaic, freely drawn from book and movie, wanders into AU as the story unfolds. Rated M for some intense, disturbing images. PM me if you have questions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 62 - Words: 153,137 - Reviews: 3586 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Acceptance by celestial1 reviews
From the 2007 BBC series "Lilies." Was really unhappy with the way Iris and Domingo's story played out and thought I could give them a less depressing ending. UPDATED Jan. '14 with a new chapter and still (again?) complete.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,425 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Complete
A Federation of Cassandras by FoiPur reviews
In which Renesmee runs away.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,615 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Stained Glass Soul by Mackenzie L reviews
She falls from a tree. She falls from a cliff. She falls in love. The story of restless newborn vampire Esme Anne Platt and the shamelessly saintly Doctor Carlisle Cullen. Winner of 3 Hopeless Romantic Awards.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 436,960 - Reviews: 6218 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 2/21/2010 - [Carlisle, Esme] - Complete
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7295 - Favs: 4,127 - Follows: 3,783 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3236 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How a Theory Becomes a Law by BellaFlan reviews
Winner in FicthisGif contest for best humor and judge's choice. Vampires don't eat pizza. They don't like garlic or sunlight either. Bella has a science project to complete, and his name is Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Lost Youth by Edward A. Masen reviews
The beginnings of a most unusual family, as told by Edward Masen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 154,953 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Edward, Carlisle
Diablerie by audreyii-fic reviews
Jacob and Renesmee go on the hunt. Drabble series companion to The Sound of White. Violence and disturbing imagery.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
The Sad Girl and the Angry Girl by audreyii-fic reviews
A fairytale about not-friendship and petty vandalism. New Moon AU. Extremely foul language and a somewhat sensitive topic. J/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,972 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Leah, Bella - Complete
Advice by audreyii-fic reviews
The bikes are nearly done. Bella is sad and Jacob tries to help. Hallucinations abound. A mid-New Moon Garage Fic. As per usual, I make no claims to originality.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Postcards by audreyii-fic reviews
Yet another mid-New Moon J/B roadtrip fic. She wonders how she forgot that he's just sixteen. Sixteen and somehow overnight the whole weight of the world dropped on his broad shoulders, and it's not fair and she has to get him out of here. So she will.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,700 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Impasse by JaspersDestiny reviews
Entry for the ‘A Picture is Worth a 1000 Words’ contest. A last ditch attempt to bond at an Alaskan cabin brings Bella and Edward to an impasse. What will happen? What will be the consequences?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Epitaph for an Empty Grave by Struck Upon a Star reviews
Rosalie Lillian Hale. Born: 10 October, 1915. Died: Unknown. Beloved daughter, devoted sister, cherished friend. 'Non lugenda est mors quam consequitur immortalitas.' Canon, post-Breaking Dawn. Rated M for mature themes. Detailed warning inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Save My Soul Alive by Laura Schiller reviews
How does Barney really feel about Valancy's devotion to John Foster?
Blue Castle - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
To Her That Hath by Laura Schiller reviews
Once Valancy would have given anything to be in Olive's place. Now that it's the other way around, Olive can't help but rage over the unfair fairness of it all.
Blue Castle - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Without the Shields by The Demon's Song reviews
I used to think being a vampire would be easy. Now... well, I'm the only thing standing between 3 young vampires and a massacre, I'm falling in love with Edward again, and the Volturi have taken an interest in my coven. Um... oops? R&R, please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,928 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007
Robert, Called Beastly by Lady Lye reviews
The account of Robert of Stonebridge, from the death of his wife Agnes to his engagement to the lady Aelis. From Karen Cushman's 'Catherine, Called Birdy.'
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Complete
Five Senses by Lizardbeth J reviews
What may have happened to Helo and Sharon in the missing year. A series of five ficlets.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2006 - [K. Agathon/Helo, S. Agathon/Athena] - Complete
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Teeth reviews
Leah can't decide if she'd rather fight Nahuel to the death or screw his beautiful brains out. Fortunately for her, he's not about to make her choose. The wholly unwholesome tale of a woman with a nightmare past and the man who just might be turning her into a werewolf. Rated M for violence and shameless indecency.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,404 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 10/27/2014
In the Waiting Room reviews
Until their brother and his human girlfriend conceived a half-vampire baby, Emmett and Rosalie believed they could never be parents. Now they've got options, and hope—and a whole lot of waiting to do. Essentially canon-compliant.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,188 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Emmett, Rosalie
Living in the Sun reviews
Did you find it odd that Stephanie Meyer took four books to tell a story that could have fit into one? Disappointed when the plots of the later books boiled down to "Nothing happened. Then, more nothing."? Would you like to know what makes vampire erections possible? Then read on! Prior reading of Long Long Long helpful but not required. Not anti-Twilight, just a little fixit fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 120,249 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Long Long Long reviews
Imagine if Edward had a personality and a history and wore darkwash jeans and colors sometimes, and didn't stalk Bella within an inch of her life! Imagine if Bella had actual characteristics and interests outside of obeying Edward, and knew how to breathe with her mouth closed! Now imagine that I'm saying all this in a way less snotty tone. There, you've got it. This is that story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,336 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Laid Plans reviews
Sequel to Gone, in which Renesmee...does things, and Jake...does other things, and some other people...you know what? I'll put the summary inside, so I don't spoil Gone for anyone. Characters: WHO KNOWS? Pairings: COULD BE ANYONE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,143 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Gone reviews
When tragedy rips the Cullen family apart only days after Nessie's birth, a whole new timeline is created. Will Jake survive the loss of his imprint? How will the littlest Cullen handle life far from a family she doesn't even remember? And what the hell is Demetri doing in this story? Alternate ending to BD. Read on for growing pains, vengeance, intrigue, and a whiff of sexiness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,709 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Dive reviews
Falling out of a plane is not unlike falling out of love. AH one-off containing Nessie, Nahuel and Jake.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Jacob, Nahuel, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Dreams of Jacob reviews
Jacob Black is a fixture of Nessie's dreams long before she meets him. Canon-compliant, BD and beyond. Rated M for future scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,023 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Welcome to the Jungle reviews
Frustrated that Jake doesn't notice her secret attraction to him, nine-year-old Ness travels to South America to sort out her feelings. Here she strikes up a very enjoyable friends-plus-some arrangement with Nahuel. A roadtrip fic about romance, humor, angst and growing up. Will her budding friendship with Nahuel threaten her deep love for Jake? Canon-compliant triangle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,073 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Nahuel, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Pickle Season reviews
When would Valancy and Barney have consummated their marriage? Would they have waited until all I Love Yous had been said? Or might they have given in to some moment of tension? This is one answer. Nothing graphic, just context. *This is not a new chapter, just the original which for some reason went away for a while.
Blue Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Complete
The Slow Burn reviews
The life and times of Renesmee Carlie Cullen, mutant half-breed antichrist. Nessie discovers love, vintage clothing, sex and the joys of vampire-hunting, all while lusting after her obnoxiously oblivious imprint/best friend Jacob. Will she ever be with Jacob the way she is in her dreams? Spans the quarter-century post-BD, reasonably canon-compliant.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,006 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
You Were A Witch With Your Short Hair reviews
Jacob Black has lots of tingly new feelings for his best friend and vampire-slaying cohort, Nessie. Will Jake wither up and die of sexual frustration? This is Chapter 18 of The Slow Burn told from Jacob's POV. Prior knowledge of TSB fun but not necessary. Two-part short story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,147 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Shooting Party reviews
"There's a man somewhere I'd like to shoot if I could find him," said Barney, but he never really expected to run into the bastard who ruined Cecelia Gay. This story takes place after the end of the book.
Blue Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Complete
Jacob Black Was The Only Good Thing reviews
Still mourning her grandfather's death, a nineteen year old Renesmee Cullen moves to Forks to escape her father's micromanagement and her mother's narcissism, and feels an inexplicable pull to a handsome giant. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,862 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete