Majik Beaver
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Joined 07-12-03, id: 418035
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi there all. I'm sorry I haven't updated in like forever. It's been really stressful for me lately. Everything blows. But I will update as soon as I can actually be funny again. Or can fake being funny to make you guys happy. Yay for Led Zeppelin!

~Wendi...the Majik Beaver~

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For Rent by me19 reviews
Thanks to Blaise Zabini, 26 year old Draco Malfoy has to pretend to be married to a Muggle-born witch in order to secure a business deal. Who's the best Muggle-born witch for the job? Why, Hermione Granger of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,846 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2293 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dragon and Angel by DragonsAngel68 reviews
COMPLETE! Strolling through Diagon Alley Lucius Malfoy comes across a little boy who could have been Draco's twin. Has his family tree been expanded, without his knowledge? Has Draco been keeping secrets? Or is he oblivious to the fact that he may hav
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 382,637 - Reviews: 2302 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Blind Date Harry Potter Style! by BeachBum754 reviews
Basically, a take off on Blind Date, with all characters Harry Potter! It should be funny... Malfoy, Sirius Black, and everyones favorite Sevvie Snape, not to mention just about everyone else...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 145,760 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 4/26/2003
Is Just To Love by Lamina Court reviews
PreOotPSequel to TGTYEL We're back for 7th year with LJ, the Marauders, Jen, Mel, Ara, Gus, two new surprising teachers, and more! C'mon and have a laugh!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,469 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 3/15/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Crazy Dips and Pop Rocks by tbschicka reviews
Harry Potter and the...not so much of Harry Potter, no. HermioneDraco fanfiction! It starts during Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix and explores the lives of Hermione and the gang.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,640 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
TWO MINUTE FAN FICs by morgy reviews
TWO MINUTE FAN FICs come in all flavours, made especially for the sick minded, crazy and demented. NEW FLAVOURS !!!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,296 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 11/20/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Perfect World by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Sequel to Bury the Hatchet. As a new school year approaches, Professor Weasley is called back to duty as an Auror. Hermione by his side, they are faced with preventing an ancient magic with the potential to destroy Muggle-kind from being unleashed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,697 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Miss Hogwarts by JennaMae reviews
When the prefects hold a one-of-its-kind beauty pageant, the students are all up for it. But will the reluctant Gryffindor contestant pull HIS act off perfectly? (EPILOGUE UP; COMPLETED!!!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,854 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Family by JennaMae reviews
Harry discovers that his parents' wedding rings might hold answers -- a *couple* of them. Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, and some Lily/James. *Chapter 16 up; COMPLETED*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,142 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/19/2003 - Published: 9/7/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn by Lamina Court reviews
PreOotP LilyJames in 6th year. Humour, love, anger, saddness, laughter, Quidditch, Hogsmeade, death, more laughter... Give it a try, won't you?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 140,096 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/8/2003 - Published: 10/13/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Perilous WeekLong News Show of Doom by Popuri reviews
What happens when Snape develops a passion for McGonagall, Harry begins crushing on Ron, Hermione and Draco learn of their love for eachother, Draco reveals his secret passion for MOCHA FRAPPUCCINOS!, and, in the midst, there's a week-long news show assig
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,788 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 11/25/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bury the Hatchet: Revised by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Prof. Hermione Granger is leading a perfectly content little life, having left her past behind her. However, someone shows up at Hogwarts who forces her to relive the past, remember old feelings, and...help him prevent a murder. Revised version!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,605 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/2/2002 - Published: 1/13/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Pen Pal by Dazma reviews
Dumbledore decides to start a pen pal program in the school, and Draco and Ginny get each other as Pen Pals. The twist? They don't know who their pen pal really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,552 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/5/2002 - Published: 3/12/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
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PentUp Sexual Frustration reviews
If you can figure this out, do share. Cause even I don't know what this story is about. Draco is OOC from HBP. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,019 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Tasty Little Ficlets reviews
Mmm...everyone loves a good fic. But what about the people with short attention spans? Well worry no longer! We have a solution! Ficlets! (Rated PG-13 for language)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 13,389 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 8/2/2004
Harry Potter and the place title here reviews
Christmas break leaves Harry Potter and his friends bored. To humor himself, Dumbledore forces the students that stayed over break to participate in a murder mystery party. Singing, pawprints, and a Wal-Mart stop all lead to the climax of this madness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,054 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 22 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.