Loula Lahote
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Night with a werewolf by allie23o reviews
After being dumped by her boyfriend of seven years, Bella decided to drink away her sorrows. The following day, she woke up naked in an estranged room. And a month later, she received news that she's expecting. Unsatisfied, Bella tracked down the father of her unborn children, realizing that he was more than she bargained for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,040 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Bella, Paul
The Pawn by Burning Minatu reviews
Maddie was used to knowing everything. There was a schedule, a sense of normality to her life. However, when Maddie moved to Forks with her sister, she was faced with growing up and a seemingly unrequited love. [BOOK 1] Coming of Age; Jacob/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,492 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 7/10/2012 - [Jacob, OC] Bella, Embry - Complete
In Which Bella Causes The Demise of Everyone Important by confusedcoffee reviews
What does our beloved Bella do, exactly, to doom everyone? Read to find out! Like, seriously. You should read this fic. It's da bestest. Rated M for cursing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Alice, Bella, Paul, OC
Master of My Soul by hopelessromantic5 reviews
What happens when a person loses his humanity? Jacob Black, the cruelest dominant of the new world, is the perfect example. In a strict and unforgiving caste system it will take the lowest of the low to help him find what he had long lost. Can Seth, a submissive slave, achieve such task before it's too late? Contains heavy angst, abuse and cruelty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 46 - Words: 326,390 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Jacob, Seth - Complete
Camelot by brb bbe reviews
I've just hit a nudist. With my car. And I'm pretty sure he's dead. Oh, and by the way, did I mention when he woke up - he stared at me like a lunatic? Yep, I had just hit a nutter with no clothes on. Could this day get any worse? JACOB X OC DURING BD UNDERGOING EDITING
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 163,074 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Jacob, OC
I Lack Confidence by bookwormfanatic reviews
I'm such an embarrassment. Such an embarrassment. Did I have to trip over him like a complete moron? On the plus side, at least he noticed me. Now that he's noticed me all I got to do is speak. Shame that my best friend wants him, too.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Jared, Kim
The Change by GASPLudwig reviews
Erin Nix is confident,a skater girl,and hates Paul. But when she's imprinted on by Paul, and they somehow switch bodies, they have to learn how to deal with being each other. "Even if that means accepting the fact that I was suddently dressing like a slut."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Paul
Veiled Destiny by Lolabean07 reviews
Embry's phase shocked the elders. Suddenly, everyone wanted to know who his father was. He couldn't escape the curious looks or whispered conversations. If only they knew he couldn't speak of it. Would Embry run or embrace the shadowy destiny that was his? Judge's Choice for the Paws & Art 2.0 Contest! Banner by pmu.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,411 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Embry - Complete
The Way You Make Me Feel by oreohunter reviews
Paul Lahote and Sophie Conner have always had weird relationship but its about to get a whole lot more complicated.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,240 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Paul, OC
Authority by 6AwsumPossum9 reviews
Danni hates Police Officer Paul with a passion after he ruined her school life. Paul imprinted on her and is willing to do anything to ensure HIS Danni stays by his side. Anything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,264 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Paul - Complete
Looper by Mrstrentreznor reviews
What if Bella's future self came back to warn her off? twilight AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/15/2012 - [Bella, Tyler] - Complete
The Bad Seed by Mrstrentreznor reviews
What if sweet, adorable Seth really wasn't? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Jacob, Leah, Seth - Complete
Shattered by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Set BD, Jake's POV. MA AU. Warning: very dark; character deaths. Bella wakes up as a newborn vampire; a proper one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Jacob
Sneer Death by prettyflour reviews
1st place WINNER of JaspersDestiny's Worst Story Ever Contest 2012! A journey through the Twilight Saga, a bleeding parody, a snark infested one-shot. Ride with danger as it follows Bella Swan's effed up tale. Crack fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Retribution by Sabi'sSookie reviews
Desperate for revenge of the death of his imprint and unborn child, Sam's wolf takes over. "I lifted the girl in my arms and took off running. She was not allowed to escape the pain and I would be there every day as a reminder."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 51,656 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Bella, Sam - Complete
Obsession by Kirachi reviews
A one shot fanfiction based on the fictional music video 'She's Gone' by G-Dragon. Slightly dark content, not explict but maybe disturbing.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Complete
Sicko by 6AwsumPossum9 reviews
Seth imprinted on baby Lola, which pushes him to the breaking point concerning his deepest secret. How will he cope, or will he take things too far? And to make things worse, a full-blood werewolf also imprints on Lola. Sequel to She's Mine!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,279 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Seth - Complete
The Twilight Mary Sue Alphabet by Dreaming Maya reviews
Alphabet poems for Mary Sues in Twilight. "A is for Annabelle-Rosemary-Joan, A vampire who doesn't do anything, but whine and moan ..."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Complete
She's Mine! by 6AwsumPossum9 reviews
Pregnant Margo isn't aware that her relationship with her BF is abusive. Embry imprints on her and is determined to have her to himself, at any cost. A dark side of imprinting. Embry/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,634 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Embry - Complete
A TenStep Guide to Writing Twilight Fan Fiction by xcorkx reviews
Ever see something so astonishing so many times you wonder how they do it? I've now written the ten-step guide to each kind. Brought to you by smell-o-vision; the vision so good they haven't invented it yet!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009
The Story of How G Dragon Died by xeternalmagnaex reviews
Stunned, he looked at the fangirl with those dreamy eyes of his. Soon, tears filled those eyes. With that last look, he sunk to the bottom of the ocean, making out his final words in bubbles… "Yo my harrrrt breykar..."
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8728 - Favs: 14,343 - Follows: 2,981 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Perfect Name by hit-the-duckies reviews
Why do only four family members get representation in the demonspawn's name? That just ain't right.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Songbird by Scheherazade Nabokov reviews
Super Junior AU. Oc/Heechul. Deathfic, angst, WAFF, fluff oneshot. In a time of war, when his song meant the most to her, he had to disappear. How could he do such a thing?
Screenplays - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
Just Take the Pill! by replica.of.bella reviews
ONESHOT - What was once just a simple plea to take a vitamin turns into a full-blown and rather smelly disaster at the Cullen family household. All normal pairings, Rated M for Language and Thematic Elements.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete