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Joined 08-06-12, id: 4180989, Profile Updated: 07-01-15
Author has written 25 stories for Artemis Fowl, Labyrinth, Calvin & Hobbes, Avengers, Frozen, Tangled, Once Upon a Time, Thor, and A.N.T. Farm.

Yello peoples! I'm glad you've deemed me worthy enough to visit my profile! The main things you need to know about me are: I'm a girl (totally important, right?), I'm a Christian, I read and write non-stop, writing Fanfiction isn't all that important to me, I rarely update, I like the color blue best, I have a dog, I fangirl in secret (shh, don't tell anyone), and besides that ANT Farm crossover I will probably never write Disney Chanel stories again *shudders*.

I don't read slash and I don't write slash. The chances of me doing these things are 0%.

My best bud is Earial13 and should you be a fan of OUAT you need to go read her stories immediately. Go, shoo, do it.

Anywho, have a good day! :)

Current projects:

  • Education of Asgardians - A series of one-shots in which Thor and Loki learn about Midgardian culture.
  • Disneygard - A series of one-shots in which Loki falls from the Rainbow Bridge onto Disneygard, the realm of all Disney characters.
  • On-going stories - A bunch of fanfics I should really finish. But who knows when I'll get around to that? The list of stories (though not in the given order) I still have plans to finish is:
    1. To Trick a Trickster
    2. Artemis Fowl and the Superheroes
    3. Calvin, Hobbes, and a Whole Lot of Goblins
    4. Kin
    5. Arty's Party

    All other unfinished stories are goners, sorry for the inconvenience.

    Some fanart for LoquaciousQuibbler's story April's Fools:

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    The Everyday Misadventures of Earth's Mightiest Heros by Joki of Sassgard reviews
    What do The Avengers do when they aren't saving the world? This is a collection of short (well, some VERY short) one-shots I'm writing just for fun! Reviews and ideas would be appreciated. Updates every Friday! Follow and favorite so you don't miss out :D (I don't own the cover art, I just found it on the internet)
    Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 34 - Words: 17,242 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson, Hulk/Bruce B., Captain America/Steve R.
    Tyna Válað by LoquaciousQuibbler reviews
    A collection of spinoff oneshots for the people who wished a happier ending for Battle of Wits. Oneshots where things are different: Loki and Naomi can be together. Pure fluff, angst, and humor. Not "cannon," just a balm for the Naoki withdrawals some may have. Let the snowball fights and rainy days and bantering begin.
    Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,648 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 5/5 - Loki, OC
    Helikaraoke by LoquaciousQuibbler reviews
    A collection of oneshots wherein the Avengers sing their own versions of songs. When did the Helicarrier become the set of The Avengers Musical? Ah, well, it's bound to be interesting… not to mention funny. Includes all the Avengers, sometimes Loki, and my OC Naomi Carson.
    Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,839 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., OC, Hawkeye/Clint B., Loki
    April's Fools by LoquaciousQuibbler reviews
    Misadventure of the Avengers. Oh, the Avengers should be careful what they tell Loki about Midgardian culture… and avoid informing him of things like April Fool's Day. When one unwittingly lets slip, the heroes will have a whirlwind day of finding out what happens when the god of mischief decides to make them April's Fools. Includes OC Naomi Carson. T for mild rude humor/language.
    Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,414 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S., OC, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
    Twisted Minds Think Alike by LoquaciousQuibbler reviews
    She looked and acted like an angel. And just when you started to believe she really wasn't a killer underneath, she would strike. Loki thought she was just the kind of person he could use, after he manipulated her into trusting him. Little did he know, she was trying to manipulate him back. Both twisted minds try to trick and bend the other to their will… but will either succeed?
    Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,768 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Loki, OC, Agent Maria Hill - Complete
    Sidewalk Conversation by Seito reviews
    There were a few things that made Tony Stark turn his head. Usually it was of the female or food variety; the first, though, had been limited since he started dating Pepper, and the second was more following his stomach. Still, it wasn't everyday someone saw a white marshmallow looking robot walking down the street.
    Crossover - Avengers & Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 348 - Published: 2/5 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hiro Hamada, Baymax - Complete
    Natasha's Necklace by JasmineRaven reviews
    Just how did Natasha Romanoff get that silver arrow necklace she wears during Captain America: The Winter Soldier?
    Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
    Just Another Riddle by Phantasmagorical Me reviews
    Carren Paradizo prefers to sit in her apartment. Alone. Writing, or reading, or drawing, drinking tea (not coffee, not ever). But her innate ability to read other people and figure them out as easily as you and I were to put together a puzzle causes Nick Fury to call her in, and under the pretense of supervision, figure out a certain mischief god. To her, he's just another riddle.
    Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,803 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 11/29/2014
    Battle of Wits by LoquaciousQuibbler reviews
    Naomi has been working for SHIELD since she was 14. Life hasn't been easy, and she felt like she could never talk about it... Until she met Loki. She's intrigued by him, and he's just as intrigued by her. Of course, it's hard to befriend someone you're trying to take down. AU of Avengers.
    Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,764 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Loki, OC, Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
    In a Hushed Silence by LoquaciousQuibbler reviews
    It was really quite impressive. What were the odds that absolutely everything would go wrong? Fairly slim, yet so it was. And so I found myself in the dark, in a hushed silence, in a tiny linen closet. Locked in with Loki, the pranking prince of Asgard. And it was all his fault that we would never get out of there.
    Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Loki, OC - Complete
    Completely Irrational by Wandering-Authoress reviews
    The way you feel about her, her smiles, her laugh, is completely irrational. Yes, join our not-so-brave hero, Conrad, in a quest to completely ignore his feelings and hide them from our anti-damsel-in-distress, otherwise known as the bane of Conrad's existence, Piper. This should be interesting.
    Girl Who Could Fly, Victoria Forester - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/11/2014 - [Conrad H. III, Piper M.] - Complete
    OUAT Drabbles by Earial13 reviews
    A nine part drabble series for each main Once character.
    Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Emma S., Henry Mills, Regina M./The Evil Queen, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
    I Stole Your Baby by Sage McMae reviews
    Song Parody of "Call Me Maybe" from Jareth's POV on Sarah.
    Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Jareth - Complete
    My Childhood's End by EasyObsessor reviews
    The overflow of my feelings from the last book (there were so many feels.) *Spoilers, Sweetie*
    Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Artemis F. - Complete
    Space Games and Hacking by OhMyLeppy reviews
    Artemis is hard at work, hacking, as usual. Beckett is bored and overly curious of what he is doing, as usual. He wants to help his big brother, after all, how hardcan a space game be?
    Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Beckett F., Artemis F. - Complete
    Artemis's Rules by 2whitie reviews
    Not a crossover, but based on the Rules From NCIS. What if Artemis and Co. had their own list? A oneshot to go along with each rule.
    Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,625 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
    Fowl Play by dirksies reviews
    Beckett and Castle are on a curious case involving a mysterious cause of death and find evidence that implicates a certain boy genius. Artemis Fowl just struck a deal for obscene amounts of money from Microsoft and is in New York to show it off.
    Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Castle - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,521 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Artemis F., Rick C.
    No Rules by FantasticMisticalWonder reviews
    When Twyla wished that Gawain would be taken away by goblins, Susan wasn't expecting to have to solve the labyrinth of a spoiled Goblin King. And Jareth certainly wasn't expecting the challenge that Susan would present.
    Crossover - Labyrinth & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,832 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Jareth, Susan Sto Helit - Complete
    What's in a Name? by WolfButler reviews
    Has anyone out there got an embarrassing middle name? Apparently so it would seem. One-shot. Or at least it would have been if I hadn't been told about the tourguide incident. Technically it's a Two-Shot now.
    Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Butler, Juliet B. - Complete
    Thou Shalt Not Swear by WolfButler reviews
    Artemis discovers a gap in his knowledge and sets out to fill it... everyone else is determined to stop him. The Butler's have a little adventure too...and all of this brings about some interesting consequences.Go on read it... you know you're intrigued!
    Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Butler, Artemis F. - Complete
    The Better Pirate Song by PaBurke reviews
    Crack of the highest order. Pirates of the Caribbean/VeggieTales crossover
    Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Veggie Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
    Winter Wonderland by WolfButler reviews
    Just another little story about Artemis's childhood! A Christmas one though! :D
    Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Butler, Artemis F. - Complete
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    I Have a Dream
    Loki falls through the realms and finds himself in the company of an odd group of thugs in a little tavern... (Part of my "Disneygard" series, but also works as a stand alone.)
    Crossover - Tangled & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Published: 7/1 - Hookhand, Loki - Complete
    To Trick a Trickster reviews
    Loki is bored. He needs to find a way to get out of his cell and have some fun. Casey Elrod is trying to make a living tricking people and still hide her secret. Her magic tricks might just be enough to amuse - and confuse the Trickster King himself. Unfortunately, getting on the God of Mischief's bad side may have consequences...
    Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,283 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Loki, OC
    The Education of Asgardians reviews
    Have you ever wanted to see what would happen if the Avengers tried to teach Thor and Loki about normal earth stuff? Biking, microwaves, food, culture, and more! Watch as the brothers stumble along as they learn about these things. Just a bunch of random one shots. Enjoy!
    Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,040 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 3/15 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki
    Of Trolls and Jotun reviews
    As Loki falls through the realms he comes across an interesting group of trolls... (Part of my "Disneygard" series, but also works as a stand alone.)
    Crossover - Thor & Frozen - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18 - Loki, Elsa, Trolls - Complete
    Artemis Fowl and the Superheroes reviews
    What would happen if Artemis Fowl was invited to come to a SHIELD base? Who might he bump into while there? Could the LEP possibly approve of this meeting? If you want the answers to these questions then all you have to do is click on the story. :)
    Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 12/11/2014
    Kin reviews
    Susan Mort is a normal kid living in New York City with her mom, but all of that changes when she discovers who her father actually is. She is dragged into the excitement of Avengers and Asgardians and she has the feeling nothing will ever be the same again.
    Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,963 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 3/19 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki, OC
    Christmas Holly reviews
    A bit of fluff for your holiday. :) Holly is invited to celebrate Christmas with her dear friend, Artemis Fowl. A/H if you squint. One-shot. Enjoy, and Merry Christmas!
    Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Artemis F., Holly S., Myles F., Beckett F. - Complete
    Artemis the ANT reviews
    What would happen if Artemis Fowl joined the Advanced Natrual Talent group, aka the ANT Farm? Pranks and nerd battles ensue! This story is now being updated until completion!
    Crossover - Artemis Fowl & A.N.T. Farm - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Artemis F., Butler, Chyna S., Olive D. - Complete
    Furry reviews
    Nick Fury does not like to live in the same place for very long and moves often. When he moves there are always three things he takes with him: his extensive eye patch collection, a weapon (preferably a big one), and Furry, his... CAT? One-shot, enjoy!
    Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2014
    Vanilla reviews
    Hook is looking for something to drink, but he doesn't quite find what he wants... Just a silly drabble that popped into my head. :)
    Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
    Calvin, Hobbes, and a Whole Lot of Goblins reviews
    What if Calvin was playing with Hobbes one day? What if they got in a fight? What if one of them said some things they'll regret? What if a Goblin King gets involved? Well, let's just say, this isn't going to be you're typical Labyrinth story.
    Crossover - Labyrinth & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Jareth, Goblins, Calvin, Hobbes
    Welcome to Neverland reviews
    When Baelfire first came to Neverland and joined the Lost Boys what was Pan thinking of meeting his grandson in Neverland? P.S. I totally forgot about the episode where Pan is the Pied Piper when I wrote this, so right now we're pretending that episode never happened, okay? Good. Enjoy!
    Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Neal C./Baelfire, Felix, Peter Pan - Complete
    Yes, That's Me reviews
    A drabble about Rapunzel post movie. I thought, what would Rapunzel's room be like in the castle? Well, now we know. A little thing about self confidence. :) Enjoy!
    Tangled - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Rapunzel, The Queen, The King - Complete
    Of Motorcyles and Mazes reviews
    What harm can reading a book do? Well, if you are reading it next to your seven year old cousin, who is terrified of goblins, probably more than you would think. April Stormynight doesn't know about her family history. She doesn't know there is a Goblin King just waiting for her to say the right words. All she knows is that if anyone threatens her cousin, they'll regret it.
    Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 38,970 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Jareth, Sarah, Goblins, OC - Complete
    What Snow Does in Summer reviews
    It can't be winter all the time in Arendelle, even they must feel summer heat. Just a drabble about the hottest day in Arendelle and what a talking snowman might do in this season. :)
    Frozen - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Elsa, Olaf - Complete
    I Do Take Thee reviews
    Everyone knows that the Champion fell in love during her time in the Labyrinth. Here is a drabble all about that lovely romance. Reviews are better than peaches. ;)
    Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Complete
    Thor's Embarassment
    Thor has been hanging out in New York because so many crimes have been happening. A villain soon emerges that he cannot defeat. Not even his trusty hammer can help him in this situation. This new villain has an accomplice: Embarrassment. One Shot!
    Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Thor, OC - Complete
    The Day I Met Fowl reviews
    This story is kind of about me meeting Artemis Fowl at school. I've changed all names. Nellie's sister pings Holly by accident and they send Artemis to check it out. Artemis and Nellie get in a fight, there are kidnappings, of course, secrets, quirky OCs, and quite a few SPOILERS FOR TLG!
    Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,143 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Artemis F., Butler, Holly S., Mulch D.
    Jareth's Story reviews
    I've seen this kind of thing done for ot her fandoms, but never Labyrinth: What if Jareth discovered Fanfiction? Just a oneshot that I thought up. I hope you e njoy and tell me what you think! :)
    Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
    Stupendous Man and the Avengers reviews
    What if Calvin's wishes came true? What if Stupendous Man really was real? Wouldn't the Avengers find out about it? Of course there would always be the problem of the Black Widow being a girl... Oneshot for all those Calvin and Hobbes lovers! ;) I don't own Calvin and Hobbes or Avengers.
    Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Calvin, Nick F. - Complete
    Arty's Party reviews
    Artemis wakes up late one day and finds that his family is mysteriously avoiding him. They are putting up decorations, baking things, not telling him what day it is, and hiding boxes in the garden! Artemis goes to find out what is happening but no one will tell him. SPOILERS FOR TLG! DON'T READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ TLG! This is mainly a cute story for kids. :)
    Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Artemis F.
    Family Ties (On Hold) reviews
    Alright, better title. Artemis, our favorite criminal, meets another criminal. This boy turns out to be part sprite. Artemis helps his to solve the case of his mother's murder, the sprite's mom, not Artemis'. We'll run into old enemies along the way, particularly an enemy with the intitals J.S. Enjoy! Reveiw!
    Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,987 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Artemis F., Butler, Holly S., OC
    Leonardo de Foaly reviews
    Foaly secretly loves painting, as stated in th Artemis Fowl Files. Sadly Foaly's teacher told him he was no good. This caused Foaly to quit painting. What happens when Foaly takes up the brush again? Just some good ol' fashioned fluff.
    Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Foaly, Caballine - Complete
    A Trip to the Spa reviews
    Holly has been working too hard so Foaly insists she takes a vacation. The vacation doesn't turn out so well. Opal is everywhere! This comes before right after TTP and before TAC.
    Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Holly S., Caballine - Complete
    Artemis' Got Talent reviews
    What happens if you put the Artemis Fowl gang on America's Got Talent? Well why don't read this and find out! Yes I do know they are Irish. This was my first fic so I didn't know how to do chapters and I'm too lazy now. :) Enjoy.
    Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Complete