Updated: 05/03/09

Warning: I wanted to let you know that some of my stories will be dark in nature. Most of my stories and poems will be very dramatic and angsty, because that's the way I like them. They might also possess yaoi/slash relationships as well as HET(GEN). If you don’t like this style, then you are being warned. I take no responsibility. I’m warning you now. Don’t read them if you feel upset by these things. Most are rated R. And the dark content is needed. I don’t want to completely gloss over it. It is a huge part of most of my character’s psychology and explains their behavior among other things. It’s not just for kicks. Other than that, enjoy! There will be occasional fluff, romance, and goodness. I do aim for entertaining and enjoyable.

In regards to flames...

I hope to break free of the chains of other people's morals, as they are not mine and, therefore, should not be forced upon me. I can only adhere to a system of ethics that I have arrived at by my own experimentation and independent assessment. Any and all attempts to foster beliefs upon me will be met with dismal failure.

Follow your path and display enough tolerance and discretion to let me find my own.

HET. stands for heterosexual a.k.a GEN.

I Need a Beta Reader badly. I am writing a Harry Potter slash story and I need help with the Grammer and someone to make sure it reads smoothly to others. If your interested the let me know. You can reach me at my email as stated below. I can give details on the story and I will soon start rewriting the storied I abandoned. Thanks to everyone who took the time to help!

I need a pre-reader. A pre-reader is just someone who reads over the chapter or story before its posted and then you tell the writer what you thought about it and anything you think can make the story better. Also if you find any grammer mistakes or misspellings then you let those be know so they can be fixed by the writer. Also id your interested in this then you can contact me at Themious@ because I check it more often then Sphinxshadowsphear@

Themious 8/13/2008

Progress: as of 05/03/2009

Winter's Last Moments: Chapter seven is in progress, it wont be posted for a while. If you want to beta it or pre read then let me know! You don't have to be the best, i just want fresh eyes! No strings attatched, lol. Was lost and is beeing rewritten. Computer crashed but I have a back up on my flash drive. I wshould be updating in the next couple of days!

That's My Boy: Has yet to begin its re-vamp. Any ideas for what you want to read? E-mail me!

Love Long Lost: Finished but not posted because its yet to be gone over for errors. If you want to pre-read it or Beta let me know. Can be read in it's unbeta-ed state at my LJ.

On The Other Side: Even though this is complete I'm thinking about going over it again and adding some more to make it more of a story and less like a ramble. What do you think?

Everything Golden: Au Magical Slash Crossover HP/Outsiders. Harry's in trouble after his powers are stripped from him and his husband removes him from the family tree and threatens to keep their sons. Instead Harry takes his twin sons and with the help of two unlikely people he and his sons go into hiding in Oklahoma - Chapter one posted, being rewritten chapter two started almost completed, was lost and being rewritten. I have a backup on my flash drive and I will be updating in the next couple of days.

Pen Name: Themious/Jade L.C

Nickname: Monkey/Jaycie

E-mail: Themious@

Age: Old enough to know but to young to care

Birthday: September 17

Gender: Female

Western Zodiac: Virgo

Chinese Zodiac: Snake

Country: United States of America

State: California

Future career(s): Accountant and/or Housing Consultant and/or International Business

Personality: 1/4 sadistic: 1/4 bitch: 1/4 impassionate: 1/4 evil. I am Obsessive, compulsive, depressive, insane, insomniac, and deranged just about sum it up for me. Other than that, I'm perfectly normal.

Interests/Hobbies: Singing, writing songs, drawing, writing stories, writing poems, Surfing the Web, and Supernatural happenings,Music, Long black hair, HP, motorcycles, werewolves, vampires, men, trench coats, reading, writing, Heavy metal, punk, blood, Japan, Egypt, vampires, death, Hell, Wicca, guys, annoying ppl, piercings, photography, tattoos, and plotting certian people's demise...

Likes: Reading, writing, dancing wildly(in private), freaking people out(sticking sewing needles and safety pins into my skin, pinching fire, burning Yu-gi-oh! cards on oven burners, melting CD's in the microwave...stuff like that), reviewers, intelligence, the moon(my hometown, you know?), trees, flowers, silver, things that freak people out, green hair, braids, ancient Egypt, languages, speech, dark corners, humor, cats(of all shape, size and color), snake skin patterns, grey eyes, Wolves and Italian food, music,and everything to do with itArt, FREEDOM, Reclusiveness, Independence, Originality, Unusual stuff, Writing poems with my nonexistent writing talent, Thunderstorms(with lightning), Roses, Dark Things, Opinions, Memories that make me smile...and plenty of other odd stuff...that's just me. shrugs

Dislikes/Pet Peeves: Sexism, homophobes, racism, stupid people who don't think, idiocy, and close-minded religions, Math, school, onions, peppers, flamers, and Umbridge and Cho, really preppy people who think they rule the world, people with superiority complexes, mean people, greedy people, Feeling trapped, Humiliation, Steriotyping, Being judged, Telemarketers, Chain Mail, A vast quantity of annoying one-dimensional people, Being forced into things, Dumb sexist jokes, Regret, Gossip, Only knowing how much someone means to me once they're gone, crowds, intolerance, and the government.

Current obsessions: dogs, my boyfriend, and college

Favorites

Favorite Color: Emerald green, Brown, Blue, Black, and Silver

Favorite. Food: Pickles

Favorite Dessert: Cheese Cake and Red Velvet cake

Favorite Jewelry metal: Silver, its so pretty! But I like the kind that looks like its been aged

Favorite Real Animals: Wolves, Snakes, and Ravens

Favorite Fantasy animals: Dragons, Unicorns, and Elves

Favorite Stone: Jade, Amber, Onyx, and Moonstone

Favorite Flower: Night Blooming Lilies and White Roses

Favorite Sport: Volleyball, Softball, Tennis, and Track

Favorite TV. Shows: Deggrassi, Charmed, Angel, South Of Nowhere, Style And Decorating Shows, Flip That House, Flipping Out, Birthday, and show about Infants, and more

Favorite Type of Food: Italian and Cajun

Favorite Authors: J.K.Rowling, Stephen King, J.R.R.Tolkin, Tamara Pierce, Garth Nix, Terry Brooks, S.E.Hinton, Margaret Mitchell, Lurlene McDaniel, Robert C. O'Brien, Cynthia Voight, Madeleine L'Engle, and Robert Jordan

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Outsiders, Gone with the Wind, Enders Game, Z for Zachariah, Nancy Drew + Hardy Boys series, Dicey's Song series, Terry Goodkind’s ‘Sword of Truth’ series, Robert Jordan’s ‘Wheel of Time’ series, Nora Roberts, Jane Austen, Alexandre Dumas, and Philip Pullman’s ‘His Dark Materials’.

Favorite person from History: Joan of Arc and Napolean

Favorite Play: The Tempest by: Shakespeare

Favorite School Subject: None beacuse of the conformest "policy" in schools

Favorite Candy bar: Milkyway

Favorite candy: Anything fruity and chewy

Favorite Poems: The Highwayman by: Alfred Noyes

Nothing Gold can Stay by Robert Frost
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower,
But only soan hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.

Fire and Ice by: Robert Frost

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve have tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to parish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

Current thought: I am a Tiger, hear me roar...meow =

Fanfiction

Favorite Genres: Harry Potter, Charmed, X-Men, Tuck Everlasting, Outsiders, and Twilight

!Favorite characters!

Harry Potter:
Severus Snape
Draco Malfoy
Harry Potter
Lucius Malfoy
Tom Riddle(Lord Voldemort)
Sirius Black
Remus Lupin

X-men:
Logan a.k.a Wolverine
Rogue
Cyclops
Xavier
Bobby
Mystique

Least Favorite HP:
Ron Weasley
Hermione Granger
Albus Dumbledore

I LOVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH SEVERUS SNAPE!

: Favorite quotes:

You evil person you!

No comments here, nope, not a one.

You laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh because you're all
the same.

Some things are meant to be forgotten, others should never be

From the rose, comes the thorn.

You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because you are all the same.

You are only what you are when no one is looking.

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.

We're not retreating; we're advancing in another direction.

Heaven kicked me out, Hell was afraid I'll take over.

It's better to sit there, keep your mouth shut, and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

I came, I saw, I conquered!

Your just jealous the voices only talk to me.

Chaos, panic, disorder,...my work here is done.

Never take life seriously, no on ever gets out alive anyway.

Do not attempt to mock the insane, for we laugh and take it as a compliment.

Do not approach a dragon, for he thinks you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

The guy of your dreams is out there, he probably just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

You know it’s a bad day when you get out of bed and miss the floor.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy it!

I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you.

You’re just angry 'cause the voices only talk to me.

You say I’m a freak like it's a BAD thing.

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss

"Just when you think that a person is just a backdrop for the rest of the universe, watch them and see that they laugh, they cry, they tell jokes ... they're just friends waiting to be made." -Dr. Jeffrey Borenstein

"Never look down on anybody unless your helping him up." -Jesse Jackson

"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." -Carl Sagan

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." -Eleanor Roosevelt

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world." -Albert Einstein

"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." -Ambrose Redmoon

"Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box." -Italian Proverb

"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell. “Leo Buscaglia

"The object in war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastards die for theirs."

I’m not clumsy, I’m just accident-prone.

Thy say the road to hell is paved with good intentions, so the road to heaven must be paved with bad.

"Don’t waste your time trying to get on my good side. I don’t have one."

"I smile because I have no idea what’s going on." (Personal slogan)

"Its better to let some one think you're an idiot then to open your mouth and prove it." (Abraham Lincoln)

"For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." (Isaac Newton)

"I like to smile, smiling's my favorite."-Will Ferrell (Buddy) Elf

"You are the dumbest smart person I have ever met!"-Will Smith (Dale Spooner); I, Robot

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

"One day we'll look back at this moment, laugh nervously, then change the subject."

"I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault."

"Randomness is the base of conversation."

"I will temporarily rule the world, forever."

"It's improbable, immoral, and against my religion."

"Come my minions! Today we shall take over the cheese!"

"Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass."

"Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film."

“It’s a control freak thing. I wouldn’t let you understand.”

"A university professor set an examination question in which he asked the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: 'I don't know and I don't care.'"

"I have PMS and a gun. EXCUSE ME. You were saying?"

"I can go from chick to BITCH in 3.5 seconds!"

"Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again."

"I feel that there is an angel inside me whom I am constantly shocking!"

"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."

"It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?"

"Suicide is a way of telling God: 'You can't fire me, I QUIT!'"

"This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence."

"You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me."

"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."

"'Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit' as said by those incapable of its proper application and as such suffer from it a lot."

"I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert."

"I hear voices, and they don't like you."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished."

"This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force."

"He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged."

"For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain."

"Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else."

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems."

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."

"Nobody makes a greater mistake than he who does nothing because he can only do little."

"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."

"God has a cruel sense of humor."

"I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards."

“Rule #1: I'm never wrong. Ruler #2: When in doubt, refer to Rule #1.”

Alone to fight all he had ever been taught was right, alone to fight the horrors of the night, alone to bear the burdens of the Light. Severus Snape, Chapter 1, Broken Shards of Peace by dg http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2315641/1/

I might've killed him, but you were the one who failed to protect.

I don't care what people think of me, society has a way of working, but it doesn't have the power to change people's thoughts and emotions.

You can't talk too much; no subject is too inane, no remark too silly.

Sarcasm is just lost on some people.

Smile at your enemies; they'll think you're on some kind of mind altering substance.

No girl can resist a winsome grin and a smooth escape attempt.

Remember, kids: sharing is for Communists!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Post this in your profile if you believe Homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

We've got an educational system that's in the shitter, we've got a war going on, there's on thing after another, and what did our President think was important? Queers. That's what's important! That somehow, if we could stop the gays from getting married, everything else would turn out just fine! Everything would change - there'd be solar energy! The Sunni's and the Shiite's would lay down their arms: "He stopped the Queers! I love you too."

I believe that the reason that it's difficult for the gay community to be integrated into this society at large, the way they should be, is because there are no champions for them in Congress or in the White House. And that is the way that every group of people has basically been integrated into society. That's the way it works.

Instead, you have people like Rick Santorum, a senator from Pennsylvania, who says things that he should think and...shut his fucking mouth. You can go ahead and think it, that's fine, but you don't say aloud that homosexuality is a threat to the American family. Because that's prejudice. That's complete and utter prejudice and ignorance, on a level that is staggering at this point in time. It's very similar to the prejudice that the Jews faced when it was thought that during the first night of Passover that we would go into the Christian community and kidnap the firstborn of Christian families and kill it! And that, for those of you who don't realize, is bullshit! We would've kidnapped the child and made him work for us, and that's a big difference.

Homosexuality is a threat to the American family, are you kidding me? How? No one ever explains it. How? It's like there's a Jehovah's Witnesses of Gaydom! "Hi, we're here and we're Queer, we're here and we're Queer!" "I brought swatches, I brought swatches!"

But maybe I'm wrong! Maybe there are a group of Gay Banditos! Who get into a van everyday and wander from village to dell. And as night begins to fall, they go back into a suburban neighborhood, to that cul de sac, where only one house stands. And in the window, a young American family is just sitting down for their first meal. And these Queers...these Queers...don their black cloaks and hoods and matching pumps - very tasteful - and they charcoal up their faces and they sneak up to that house and open the door and start: FUCKING EACH OTHER IN THE ASS!!

And another American family is destroyed!

Lewis Black, Red White & Screwed Performance
(If you think Lewis Black is a genius, post this in your profile.)

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

(I remember so many of them...A true 90's kid. XD)

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things
(I wanna do so many of them...T.T)

Jade ~Dreamer of Dreams, under-stander of the impossible, writer of the imagination~ Themious the Refiner