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Hey guys, welcome! Here's some stuff about myself!

Name: Natalie

Favorite Book: ...I CAN'T DECIDE! Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy or The Phantom Tollbooth

Favorite TV series: Hetalia, Psych, Whose line is it Anyway? (American), or Pokemon

Favorite Movie: Hetalia; Paint it White, Kung Fu Panda, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, or any of the Pokemon Movies

Favorite Quote: "I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam, From Mythbusters

2nd Favorite Quote:

"But... But I'm Bowser! I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss!" Bowser, Super Paper Mario

Favorite Flower: SUNFLOWERS! :D

Favorite Fanfic: Uhhhh. I DON'T KNOW, OKAY?!?

Favorite Game: Pokemon! Anything Pokemon!

Favorite Pokemon Shipping: Ikarishipping! (Dawn x Paul)

Favorite Hetalia Shipping: RusEng and AmeLiet

Favorite Pokemon: Cyndaquil!

Favorite Zelda Character: A tie between Tertra & Groose, just because of his fabulous hair.

Favorite Food: Pizza, buffalo wings, nachos, and tacos.

Favorite Pokemon Character: N

Favorite Homestuck Human: Dirk/Roxy

Favorite Homestuck Troll: Nepeta/Eridan

Favorite Place To Eat: Wings-n-Things, Chili's, Starbucks, something like that.

Favorite Villain: Bowser

Favorite Hetalia Character: Damn! Uh, tie between England and Russia and Lithuania!

Now onto Quotes & Random Crap!

"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one." Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

"Cleaning my clock, what's that supposed to even mean? What? You take time out of your day to clean another man's timepiece, and if so would that be a bad thing? No, I'd be gracious; I'd be like, dude, J.P. thanks for spritzing my watch." - Shawn, from Psych

"Man up or I'll beat you with my peace prize!"
"Christmas is about family and loving people. Now get bent!"
"I think... it tastes like sandwich."
"I'm going to kill you until you are dead!"

-All from Switzerland, Hetalia: Axis Powers


"Oh, no! My bike!! It's extra crispy!!" (after Pikachu accidentally destroyed her bike) Dawn-Pokemon

Jessie: Prepare for trouble!

James: And make it double!

Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!

James: To unite all people within our nation.

Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love!

James: To extend our reach to the stars above!

Jessie: Jessie!

James: James!

Jessie: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!

James: Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Meowth: Me-owth! Dat's right!

Wobbuffet: Wooooooooobbuffet!-Team Rocket! Pokemon

Random stuff


Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Guns don't kill people. I do.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Fill water ballons up with jello & throw them at high school kids

18. Spit off a bridge over passing traffic

19. When someone taps you on the shoulder, sway and fall over, dead

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things.

What's the difference between school and life? In school, you're given a lesson and then a test. In life, you're given a test and then taught lesson.

Don't think. Thinking is the enemy of creativity. It's self-conscious, and anything self-conscious is lousy. You can't try to do things. You simply must do things.

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Tales Of Flame by Buwaro reviews
A psychotic Charmander, a mentally-unstable Umbreon, an alcoholic Treecko and a lot of ninja asskickery from our third-person speaking Scyther. Oh and a genderbending psychic cat for good measure. Yep, no normal here. Redux chapters: 6
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 345 - Words: 698,986 - Reviews: 3562 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 6/12/2006
Above Ground by Yin reviews
AU. Dexter Grif really only ever wanted to keep himself and his sister out of trouble, and maybe get a few naps in while he was at it. But chance encounters end up putting him in the thick of a battle to save his home. ...Figures. {Grimmons, other pairings mentioned in fic.}
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 498,807 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 4/7/2014 - [D. Grif, D. Simmons] - Complete
Poké Ronpa: Escape from Tao Academy by KeybladeWar15 reviews
Based off of Dangan Ronpa. Cilan and 14 other familiar Trainers are trapped inside Tao Academy; an exclusive private Pokémon Academy for only the most elite and strongest of Trainers, and being held hostage by a sadistic robotic Teddiursa. And the only way to get out? Kill another student and get away with the crime. Rated T for obvious reasons.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,242 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Iris, Cilan/Dento
Lost Memories by blackrozen21 reviews
When your village got attacked by Captain Kirkland, your parents were killed and you swore to avenge them. But after the incident, you forgot who Arthur, your childhood friend, was and the feelings you share with him. With the BTT, you set sail and seek for revenge as a pirate. Pirate!EnglandxPirate!Reader. On a short hiatus due to final exams. Thank you for your patience.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,024 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/15/2012 - England/Britain
HetaGakkō by Summerssevenseas reviews
Canada is sick of his brother's mockery, his stupid invisibility, and mostly, being a nation. He wants one year of a normal life, and his boss gives it to him. He gets a scholarship to Ouran High School Academy, not bothering to act like a rich kid, and meets the host club, becoming the Shy Host. But to what extent is his brother going to just to find him and bring him home?
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,283 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Canada
Murderer's Row by Violent-Medic reviews
Prison AU. After killing his roommate in self-defence, Donut is sentenced to life at Valhalla Penitentiary. Surrounded by conmen, blackmailers, murderers and the occasional psycho, it's going to be hard to live long enough to achieve parole... Pairings include: Church/Tucker, Grif/Simmons, Doc/O'Malley, Sheila/Lopez and past Church/Tex.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 166 - Words: 521,520 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 7/24/2012
Hetalian Creepypastas by R.N.Walker reviews
The nations are locked inside a conference room the night before Halloween. They decide to tell each other creepypastas to pass the time. Will they make it through the night? A 31-day short-story challenge.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 36,875 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Complete
Awaken of Ex Colonies by Nyapoop14 reviews
All the countries had been stalked by a mysterious stalker. All except for the loud America, the quiet Japan, the gentleman England, and the old China. Are they the first subjects? What will he do to other countries? Who's the next victim? What's his/her pattern? What's his/her plan? NO YAOI! Contains..? You'll see ;)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,964 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 8/5/2012 - England/Britain, China
Cecilos: The Ten-Disc Special Collection by belaruslovesyou reviews
A collection of ten fluffy one-shots about scientist Carlos and broadcaster Cecil, everyone's favorite WTNV couple. Disclaimer: Although they do involve plenty of Cecilos, these ficlets include no trace of discs... I think. *Was originally supposed to have 20 stories, but then I remembered that I get lazy.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,129 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Welcome to Night Vale
High School Dork and College Nerd by laveniis reviews
Ivan wants a boyfriend, so, he goes to his friend Alfred who arranges a meeting with their other friend Kiku's cousin, Yao. Ivan doesn't actually know that Yao is two years older than him and an A grade college student. /DISCONTINUED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,012 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - [China, Russia]
Black and White Reminiscence by BrightBlueNinjas reviews
'White hair,' I wrote by a bullet in my small notebook. 'Red eyes,' I wrote by another. 'Albino. Owns a pet chick. Constantly happy. Seems idiotic. Unhealthy obsession for beer.' I wrote sloppily, and slammed the pen on my notebook as I began to massage my temples. "Who is this guy?" PruAus, T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,001 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Sam, Dean, And Two Crazy Italians by GremlinGirl reviews
On a botched up hunt, Sam and Dean are saved by two Italian brothers. When their paths keep crossing, the four team up to protect a town from vengeful spirits running rampant. Secrets and scars of the past are uncovered when the four boys are drawn closer together by the hand of fate and one meddling angel.
Crossover - Supernatural & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,246 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Curse of the Shadow Triad by Pokemon Connoisseur Lucario reviews
He thought he had left it all behind. He thought it was over. But a seemingly random event had brought it all back. And the past can bite back with a vengeance... TF fic. May hint at Wishfulshipping at times, but none intended. All three Striaton bros will appear!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,996 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Cilan/Dento
Every Day at Five by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
Feliciano is a prostitute. Every day, he waits by a stop sign and sees a Ludwig- a successful business man- walk to his car from work. Can Feliciano and Ludwig live happily ever after, or will tragedy keep the young lovers apart? AU, Language, Adult Content
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,602 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 10/12/2011 - N. Italy, Germany
Lily of the Lamplight by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Austrian musician Roderich and German soldier Gilbert are forced into an army prison unit and a fight for survival on the Russian Front. But in the midst of blood and death and hell on earth, how long can they fight their desire for each other?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,329 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 1,876 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Prussia, Austria
The Captain's Jewel: England x Reader by BunOverlordAlly reviews
(Name) has always lived a life of piracy with her father. But one day something unfortunate happened and she was burdened with protecting her father's jewel. The only thing is, William Kirkland's son is after the jewel, and she has no idea what it is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,703 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2012 - England/Britain
Shit Prussia Never Did by Summerssevenseas reviews
Drabbles on things that Prussia never did before, but suddenly decided to start doing one day. Austria is very confused. My first attempt at writing something actually funny, and my first few drabbles too! I hope you enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Chandelure's Flame by Pokemon Connoisseur Lucario reviews
"I...I wanted to be...the very best..." One-shot. Rated T for character death.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Whisper by ChildofMyth reviews
Amalric and his sister Amaria run away and journey to find, their uncle, Cress. Cilan and Iris are after their children with...Chili? I suck at summaries. I swear it's better than it sounds. The highly-awaited sequel to my story 'Run'. Wishfulshipping, with some Pokeshipping and Ferriswheelshipping towards the end.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,760 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Cilan/Dento, Iris - Complete
The Pianist by Bri Nara reviews
On a dare, Elizabeta enters the abandoned house in her neighborhood. But this 'abandoned' house, has a man who plays piano... Friendship. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Hungary, Austria - Complete
Pumpkins by Summerssevenseas reviews
White was more scarier than the pumpkins, and was one heck of an actress. Cilan hopes to never experience that again. And hopes to never act in any plays she does for holidays.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Cilan/Dento, White - Complete
Half Truths by BonsaiBabe reviews
Three friends, Roderich, Vash, and Gilbert, are caught up in a tale of jealousy and murder. What's truth and what's story, and what really matters when the death of your lover is still fresh?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Switzerland, Prussia - Complete
Where Heros Become British by KirbyRevolution105 reviews
Fail title is fail. Based off of one of iTorchic's drabbles in "333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN." Germany takes Prussia's bet to act like him for an entire meeting. In turn, Prussia has to act like Germany. Italy, Romano, America, and England hear and decide to participate too! Lots of pointless humor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Strawberry Gashes All Over Me by lunaluv22 reviews
Cilan and Chili wake to find Cress gone, they search for him, but when they find him. They may wish they hadn't, Song Strawberry Gashes by Jack of Jill.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Cilan/Dento, Chili/Pod - Complete
A Burger a Day by Bird of Dreams reviews
What happens when America doesn't get to eat his daily burger? The other nations find out the hard way...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/19/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Locket by Agent Pumpkin reviews
A seemingly innocent family heirloom turns out to be so much more when Iris figures out the horrifyingly, difficult-to-understand truth... Wishfulshipping! Rated for romance and child abuse. Chapter 19 up! :D Please read! Like it? Hate it? Just rate it!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,579 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Cilan/Dento, Iris
Sleep, Little Bird by George deValier reviews
Human AU. Tino, Berwald and Peter are the perfect family. Things like this don't happen to people like them. But when they do, how are they supposed to accept it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 182 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete