Don'tScream
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Joined 08-08-12, id: 4184447, Profile Updated: 08-28-12
Author has written 2 stories for Thor, and Cinderella.

Whats up world?

I'm Don'tScream and I'm a 16 year old from England.

I've seen profiles with copy-and-past-this things, here are a few of my faves:

If you believe that it takes SKILL to fall UP the stairs, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you prefer to call tripping "Falling in Style," copy and paste this to your profile.

99.5 percent of the teenage girl population would cry if the Jonas Brothers stood at the edge of a skyscraper ready to jump off. Copy and Paste this to your profile if you'd be one of the 0.5 percent that would get popcorn, grab a chair, and sit there eager to watch. (I would shove them off the skyscraper... Heavy metal forever)

98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs.

If you believe duct tape can fix anything, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with!

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn’t for you.

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

I hate homophobia, child abuse, etc, and want it to stop.

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Beyond's First Confession by AiKo-Chan15 reviews
You really have to read it to believe it. Haven't you ever wondered what the Catholic Church was missing? If you guessed a deranged psychopath...Then You Are Correct!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/24/2012 - BB - Complete
In Due Time by ShadowsClaw reviews
"Let the judging begin!" It's time to see how our favorite poker player fairs in the fiery pits of hell.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Gabe U., Hades - Complete
A Child's Toy by Surely Sherlocked reviews
While Erik is out, Christine finds something. When he comes home, he discovers that he has lost something. This happens during Christine's stay in Erik's underground home. It's kinda fluffy I suppose. Flames, criticism, and compliments are all welcome :
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Christine, Erik - Complete
A Scout's Journal by lycanus1 reviews
Ever wondered what Tristan thinks of life under Roman rule, his friends, brethren and what he loves the most ? Well, this sneak peak at his journal could be the answer ...
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Tristan - Complete
Beyond Birthday's Guide to Suicide by chibichan998 reviews
Part 2 of Guide to the Perfect Murder. Not to be taken seriously.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Published: 7/29/2010 - BB - Complete
Beyond Birthday's Guide to the Perfect Murder by chibichan998 reviews
Just as the title says. Not to be taken seriously.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2010 - BB, L - Complete
Vampire Bites by iluvzuzu reviews
Takes place in City of Ashes. Alec goes for a walk and runs into someone he may have neglected to phone... What on earth could possibly happen? Alec/Magnus. Oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
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Twisted Cinderella reviews
My take of Cinderella, originally an essay for a year 6 I think 6th Grade for America , but I edited it after I watched a scene from Jane Eyre and thought 'oh, that'd make a good bit in Cinderella'.
Cinderella - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Complete
Bound and Broken reviews
My version of Loki getting his lips shut, getting new hair for Sif and getting beaten up by Thor. Not, necessarily in that order, though. Rated T because I'm paranoid and for bloodshed and minor gore.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Loki, Sif - Complete