Author has written 17 stories for Young Justice, and Once Upon a Time.
Quotes - Funny, Inspirational, Awesome:
"I got confused by some old movie I saw the other night about a ninja girl whose ninja dad ordered her to kill her ninja boyfriend because he was from a rival ninja clan."
"They might be bigger / But we're faster and never scared / You can walk away say we don't need this / But there's something in your eyes / Says we can beat this / Because these things will change"
"I like good strong words that mean something."
"There's only us, there's only this / Forget regret, or life is yours to miss / No other road, no other way / No day but today"
"Okay, so you're saying the sword needs someone worthy. Someone incredibly brave and handsome. Someone with a stylish green jacket."
"Every puzzle has an answer!"
"When I was your age, television was called books."
"Well, we can't all come and go by bubble!"
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me. Anybody who believes that has never been called a name."
"Yours in demigodishnes, and all that. Peace out."
"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"
"A lady never keeps a gentlemen waiting... now where is this black market?"
"To days of inspiration / Playing hookey, making / Something out of nothing / The need to express - / To communicate, / To going against the grain, / Going insane, going mad"
"I definitely have strong feelings for you. I just haven't decided if they're positive or negative yet."
"To being an us for once... instead of a... them!!"
"I am a warrior... but I'm a girl, too."
"I suppose I won't see you for a while, so farewell, best of luck, avoid roasted cabbage, don't eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!"
"I saw my parents kill a girl, and then I found a dinosaur in my basement. I haven't slept in four days."
"She understood that it was possible to make a bad film from a good script, but that it was impossible to make a good film from a bad one."
"Your generation is all the same. As soon as you encounter something you don't understand, you label it as 'evil' and start throwing chairs through Starbucks windows."
"Tell me or I'll go to Mr. Sweet and tell him that you're doing something weird and I don't know what it is... or something."
"Words mean more than what is set down on paper. It takes the human voice to infuse them with the shades of deeper meaning."
"I have had dreams and I have had nightmares. I overcame the nightmares because of my dreams."
"Not really just the same thing about tipping the scales of life. What does that mean? What could - be more delicious that this muffin?!"
"Hungry? Careful not to choke on your stupidity."
"You're just as sane as I am."
"Well... sure good to be together again. Arguing. Almost dying. Abject terror. Oh, look. It's our floor."
"As I look out at all of you gathered here, I wasnt to say that I don't see a room full of Parisians in top hats and diamonds and silk dresses. I don't see bankers and housewives and store clerks. No. I address you all tonight as you truly are: wizards, mermaids, travelers, adventurers, and magicians. You are the true dreamers."
"Well you're being strangely cryptic as you wrap your magic hair around my injured hand."
"Only rainbows after rain / The sun will always come again / It's a circle - circlin' / Around again, it comes around again"
"If you wake up tomorrow and find a white cat, it's me."
"What color is pandemonium? It sounds yellow."
"When life gives you lemons make grape juice and then sit back and let other people wonder how you did it."
"We mustn't let next week rob us of this week's joy."
"I do hope I'm interrupting something."
"Yes, the water of the ocean. Much like the air of the sky or the flame of the fire."
"I thought we had an agreement. You stop sleeping in your garage and I stop bugging you about sleeping in your garage."
"But why is the rum gone!?!"
"Give'im a break! He's two thousand years old and he's been fighting ninjas all day. Of course he's tired!"
"We're all alike, for each of us in some way had to struggle to become who we are. But what better role for anyone to aspire to than hero?"
"Being human's not about what you are. It's about who you are."
"Anything else you want to blame me for? World hunger? The Ice Age? Puberty!?"
"You out-crazied a man with a gun!"
"The only one I can trust anymore... is Pabu."
"The only thing that should be rubbed in anypony's face is chocolate cake."
"I'm a big believer in random capitalization. The rules of capitalization are so unfair to words in the middle."
"You say it's easier to burn than to build. / You say it's easier to hurt than to heal. / But I say you lose when you give up what you love. / And I've lived my life without you long enough."
"I laugh in the face of danger. And then I hide until it goes away."
"There you go with the breaking again. We're not going to break anything. Don't think of it as breaking in to SeaWorld. Think of it as visiting SeaWorld in the middle of the night for free."
"You want weapons? We're in a library. Books! The greatest weapons in the world! This room's the best arsenal we could ask for. Arm yourselves."
"For I am Xander, King of Cretins. May all other cretins bow before me."
"Two hundred seventy nine girls in our school and he's gotta have a crush on the one with the weapons and the grudge."
"Barefoot on the moon!"
"You can't divide tape with tape! You created a paradox!"
"She who runs from her enemies until she has the strength to do otherwise is both brave and wise."
"Don't waste your time on the obvious things. Write about what disturbs you, particularly if it bothers no one else."
"If I were going to turn Batman into a carpet, there's only one place to do it."
"The nature of epiphany is that it changes the universe without moving a hair."
"Hi. For those of you who've just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person."
"Less than two minutes ago, Slade walked all over our powers. So who needs powers? Like I always say, the JSA may teach you how to be a hero... And the Titans may teach you to be a family... But the League -- sure, it teaches you how to protect, but from the very start -- the League teaches you how to fight."
"Sticks and stones won't break my soul / Get out of the way, I'm invincible"
"It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big."
"Some infinities are bigger than other infinities."
"People think it's an obsession. A compulsion. As if there were an irresistible impulse to act. It's never been like that. I chose this life. I know what I'm doing. And on any given day, I could stop doing it. Today, however, isn't that day. And tomorrow won't be either."
"The concept is grasped. The execution is a little... elusive."
"When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change."
"First rule of battle strategy: Don't ever let your opponent distract you."
"I'm like a puzzle... I'm hard to figure out!"
"We've had our share of ups and downs. Hours of detention, hours of glory. The five of us have gotten used to life with Lyoko. Now it's time for a new life without it."
"Use your words!"
"We accept the love we think we deserve."
"One may tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel."
"Anybody else got a revolver they want power-ringed?"
"Fantastic. That leaves twenty minutes to save the world and I've got a post office. And it's shut!"
"Black is my color. Black like your eye'll be if you don't back off."
"And in that moment, I swear we were infinite."
"Am I boring you with this 'hunting evil' stuff?"
"Way to the girl's heart... Avatar. Take my advice boys. Find out what they ship. Ship it. And you'll land yourself a winner... or a crazy person, but either way they'll like Avatar."
"The Venn Diagram of guys who don't like smart girls and guys you don't want to date is a circle."
"I'm not a psychopath, Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research."
"I'm going AWOL, anyone know how to hotwire a bus?"
"Such a basic mistake, Madame Kovarian: take a child, raise her to be the perfect psychopath, introduce her to the Doctor. Who else was I going to fall in love with?"
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