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Fighting The Green by violentartista reviews
Neville is the Boy Who Lived, Harry Potter is a Slytherin. Both have a destiny to fulfill, but Harry is the one who can't seem to cope.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,763 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 1/1/2008
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 158 - Words: 711,366 - Reviews: 9336 - Favs: 3,787 - Follows: 2,912 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 9/4/2005
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13394 - Favs: 17,271 - Follows: 16,318 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Stories of the Saccharine Kind by xmmconfesses reviews
HPDM Slash. Fluff & Humour! Draco and Harry may not be exactly the same, they’re probably completely different. But like two pieces of a jigsaw, that are rarely the same shape, they're perfect for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 74 - Words: 45,338 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Truth Decays by Marz1 reviews
Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,911 - Reviews: 2460 - Favs: 3,723 - Follows: 4,073 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
Alchemy and Acromantula by listersgirl reviews
Xover FMAHarry Potter world. Slight spoilers possible. Ed end of the FMA series is pulled through the gate to the Harry Potter world between Goblet of Fireorder of Phoenixwhere he's attacked by Deatheaters and Acromantula.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,136 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Edward E.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 260,704 - Reviews: 4977 - Favs: 5,113 - Follows: 6,400 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Flip Flop and Fly by The Red Dragons Order reviews
What if Uchiha Itachi didn’t grow up as an Uchiha? What if he didn’t grow up as a shinobi at all? What if Konoha and the Uchiha Clan wanted him back? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,382 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Itachi U.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5529 - Favs: 8,313 - Follows: 8,926 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 198,601 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 3,157 - Follows: 2,979 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 2,507 - Follows: 2,488 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
My Name Is Haruno Sakura by Zephyras reviews
My name is Haruno Sakura. I am a straight-A student and am eligible for a scholarship to the top university in the country. My name is Haruno Sakura and I live in a cardboard box. AU, Modern. Sakura-centric, eventual Ino/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,851 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
Coexistence by darkcyan reviews
AU During his fourth year, Harry begins to feel that something is Not Right. He studies incessantly and when Voldemort is resurrected, he knows of a spell that can get rid of the monster forever . . . unfortunately, there are side-effects . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 155,474 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 2,167 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Lazy Uchiha by Hibiki54 reviews
The Uchiha clan were known as genius ninja. But all clans have that one black sheep. Meet Uchiha Itachi, a born genius and the laziest ninja you will ever find! Abandoned
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 455,458 - Reviews: 1612 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Itachi U. - Complete
Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2206 - Favs: 2,847 - Follows: 2,618 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Monochrome by Ninja Shen reviews
No evil is pure black, and no good is pure white. Nekozawa x Haruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,337 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Haruhi F., U. Nekozawa
A Day in the Life by Ada Kensington reviews
Uchiha Sasuke keeps a diary during his employment at Otogakure Enterprises. A great, big bucket of moreish crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 427,567 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru
Connections by Sophie3 reviews
HP/Naruto It was the kind of stupid crazy thing that would happen in one of ero-sensei’s novels. But this Potter kid was Sasuke’s family, which made him Team 7 family and there was no way in hell they were going to let any murdering brother take that away
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 110,986 - Reviews: 2361 - Favs: 2,613 - Follows: 3,231 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Darkest Hour by Lady Silverwings reviews
Young Harry Potter struggles to make his parents proud after being born a shameful squib. He soon forges a dark, dangerous friendship with the only person who seems to understand his deep need to prove his worth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,412 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 3,073 - Follows: 3,738 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Dead Last by rosesareblue reviews
To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 2818 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 1,960 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Cerulean Silver vs Amber Gold by hikaranko reviews
Edward Elric has been put on his stupidest assignment yet: babysitting. Everyone else calls it undercover work. To Ed, it's babysitting. But there's more to this assignment than what's on file... FMAHP crossover, DxHr. please review! Chapter 41 FINALLY UP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 263,155 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M., Alphonse E., Edward E.
The Ghost and the Darkness by Kirsdarkenvar reviews
Sasuke and Naruto become friends at a young age, but will Naruto's paranoia and mental instability draw Sasuke down into madness, or will Sasuke's own demons bring them both into the dark? Not yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
On This Cross by Shiny Ryuichi Sakuma reviews
Before Voldemort, there was Tom Riddle. Harry is sent to the past in order to locate Voldemort’s weakness only to find himself falling in love…with Riddle. SLASH YAOI HPTR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,883 - Reviews: 1660 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Two Steps Back by H.E. Gray reviews
One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,100 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 2,788 - Follows: 3,228 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Homunculus, He Wrote by OukamiYasha reviews
Yaoi: EnvyEd. Envy sets out on a seduction-based mission to disprove an accusation, but the journey doesn't turn out the way he thought it would...angst in later chapters.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,073 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Envy, Edward E.
Sullen Fate by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
AU Darkly Treacherous: What happens when Harry is captured by the Light side?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,396 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Icy Destiny by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
Reluctantly abandoned by his father, Voldemort, for being a squib, Harry must learn to hold his own against a prejudiced, dark society. Elemental Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,327 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 2,044 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Darkly Treacherous by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
AU: What if Harry grew up neglected by his parents? What if he had been kidnaped by Voldemort and raised as his dark heir? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,624 - Reviews: 4384 - Favs: 4,105 - Follows: 3,852 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8524 - Favs: 10,300 - Follows: 7,761 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Dark Chronicles by SylvanDreamer reviews
Being rewritten. Soon to be deleted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,519 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Harry P.
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 7006 - Favs: 7,261 - Follows: 4,181 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Complete 180 by Uzumaki-sama reviews
Sora's childhood sweetheart suddenly moves back to the island, and 'she' isn't quite what he remembers...in more ways than one. During a crazy summer of odd friendships and high fashion, Sora struggles to find his identity in a conformist world. RikuSora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 206,857 - Reviews: 2875 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 1,416 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Riku, Sora
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2444 - Favs: 2,772 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Rules of the Game by margotllama reviews
AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 115,222 - Reviews: 2279 - Favs: 2,315 - Follows: 3,046 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Time, Interrupted by Madm05 reviews
Summary: After she is murdered, Hermione's soul is sent back in time in order to prevent Harry from becoming the next Dark Lord, but quickly learns her task is not as easy as she thought it would be. A second chance story, with a twist. Eventual HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 180,083 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Rejected Runespoor by Tinkering reviews
Our little hero is abandoned in a muggle forest reserve where he is adopted by a lost runespoor and learns to embrace his snake side.When he grows he realizes he will have to 'mate' as his runespoor familyinone says and decides a wizard...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,507 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex. 3/3/15 Writing in progress...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,264 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Ways to Skin a Cat by EvenSong reviews
I was not a good daughter. At least, according to my father, I wasn’t. I wasn’t a good daughter simply because I wasn’t a son. It wasn’t my mother’s fault, of course, that I wasn’t a boy, it was my fault. I had been the one who refused to be a boy.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 92,845 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 2/26/2006
The Story of The Guys by The Professional reviews
Spinoff to 'HP: The Lone Traveller'. The story of Harry James Potter, the brother of the supposed BoyWhoLived, and his friends... My take on the old 'Harry the brother of the BWL' & 'Harry the Slytherin' plotline.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 79,166 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Harry P., Padma P.
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Heartless by Lady Silvamord reviews
Sasuke finally comes into contact with his long dormant hormones, but before he can do anything about it, his scary older brother has to find a love interest first. Easier said than done, which is why Sasuke's taking things into his own hands. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,053 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Story of the Year by dustbowls reviews
Sometimes the third person sees the clearest, even if she's just a kid. Sakura and Sasuke, through the eyes of a genin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,109 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Bantam Eden by firefly reviews
Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Movie Night by firefly reviews
Opting for a scary movie was better than moping the rest of the night away, especially since it gave him an excuse to spend some quality time with his new neighbour. Naruto. Shizune. Friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4210 - Favs: 8,176 - Follows: 3,744 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,343 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
Ouran Academy Guest Lecturers Series by peroxidepest17 reviews
Famous Guest lecturers from all over Japan and beyond come to speak to the esteemed staff and student body of Ouran High School
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,447 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 7/28/2006
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2720 - Favs: 2,584 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2654 - Favs: 3,954 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Found by kauzchen reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 4949 - Favs: 4,509 - Follows: 2,461 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dream Come True by grand admiral chelli reviews
After a gross miscalculation by the Dark Lord, James Potter is alive and well again, and having the time of his life as he, Sirius, and Harry take Hogwarts by storm! Year 5 AU fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 252,873 - Reviews: 2340 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 1,416 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Hallie Potter: Secrets Revealed by SafirePhoenix reviews
The anticipated sequel to my previous story, and Hallie' s second year at Hogwarts. Events finally begin to deviate from the book, and a certain Slytherin can't help but get involved. All eyes are on Harry Potter as secrets come to light, and none more so than the pair watching from the pipes... ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,644 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Ouran Drabbles by peroxidepest17 reviews
My small Ouran drabble collection: het, gen, yaoi, various pairings, characters. etc. See each individual piece for specific listings.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,539 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 7/14/2006
Vampires Are People, Too by la raconteur reviews
If you love Twilight, you probably won't like this. These vampires don't sparkle. Nor do they brood in an emo fashion. However, there is contemplation of whether or not Blood Pops taste like real blood. Or if Harry Potter's blood is as heroic as he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,978 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Anthony G., Harry P.
Endless Moment by maboroshi-hime reviews
Sequel to Mr Elric. It's obvious now that the community of Hogwarts wants a piece of Mr Elric, be it knowledge or attention. Ed's privacy is further invaded when forces beyond his control insist on contact with The Boy Who Lived.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,212 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Edward E.
Fake Flowers by Ariana Deralte reviews
There are some missions no ninja ever wishes to admit to having participated in. This was Kakashi's.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,372 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Kakashi H., Rin - Complete
Unto the Shores of Acheron by LAXgirl reviews
Everyone thought Edward was dead. But when someone tries to resurrect him, no one's prepared to deal with the soulless look alike that's created instead, or its hurt and anger when his original half unexpectedly returns from the other side of the Gate
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,904 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What is Right: Year One by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,258 - Reviews: 3508 - Favs: 5,580 - Follows: 3,470 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Directly Behind You by The Violent Tomboy reviews
Small doses of insanity can help keep one sane, but like all good medication, it's dangerous, even lethal, when taken in excess.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,386 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Kagome H., Light Y.
Elementary Calculations by kcourtkat reviews
After finding out about his magic earlier, a decidedly non-Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,331 - Reviews: 1864 - Favs: 3,980 - Follows: 4,712 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P.
The Quintessential Kidnap Story by dustbowls reviews
Itachi has kidnapped Sakura, and she doesn't know what he wants. Fortunately, she's only dreaming...or is she?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Union by lunakatrina reviews
Harry learns the terrible secret of being a wizard... and is totally confused about Voldemort. But he knows one thing: Voldemort sadistically killed his parents. ...Or did he? Gen, crack, is strangely relevent to actual politics...maybe, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Harry P.
Song of the Past by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
Dumbledore laments over the child he had once loved as his own. A child that he has to destroy...Dumbledore mentors Tom fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D.
The New Students by White Angel Chan reviews
YGO/HP crossover, as promised. Yugi, Ryou, and Malik are invited to Hogwarts; however, dark forces have discovered the existance of the millennium items and plot to use them for their own means...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 207,182 - Reviews: 4613 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 11/30/2002
The Emperor and His Clothes by SylvanDreamer reviews
Oneshot. "One fine morning, Draco Malfoy walked into the Great Hall completely naked." HarryDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Played Fate and Won by Aya-dono reviews
AU Postwar Harry and company are sent into the past of an alternate universe to help 'treat' their mental unbalances, where Voldemort never existed and they're free to meet the counterparts of the adults they knew! Slash, Snarry, 7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,417 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Over The Years by Cyberwolf reviews
Neji's birthday, as celebrated over the years... Finally updated!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,193 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
An Ounce of Prevention by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
During the timeskip, Sakura finds a very interesting diary among Tsunade's books and papers. Trouble ensues. Minor crossover with Harry Potter. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Sakura H. - Complete
Perfectly Hollow by Silver Pard reviews
What happens when two fated people never meet?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Just After Midnight by margotllama reviews
AU. Just after midnight, in a hut on a rock in the sea, Harry Potter celebrated his eleventh birthday and, instead of Hagrid, was collected by Severus Snape to be brought into the world of magic. Mild abuse, neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,612 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Twist of Chance by MockV reviews
AU: Honestly, what were the odds of Uzumaki Naruto running into his only surviving relatives in the middle of the marketplace? Slim to none, right? Too bad the odds never mattered to the luckiest and most unfortunate genin in Konoha. [Not 367 Compliant]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 177,237 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Hogwarts High II by Siriusly Amused reviews
Ron's a junior, Ginny's a sophomore, and they're going back to Hogwarts High alone this year. Will they survive? The second installment to the story of a school with a weird name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,537 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Ron W., Ginny W.
Enigma's Shadow by InweTiwele reviews
NarutoHPXover Deidara was stuck in a castle with a senile old man, a bunch of whiny brats, and was probably going to be turned into a hitokugutsu by Sasori when he got back. Man, life sucked right about then.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,757 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006
Rise of the Jinchuuriki by Beboots reviews
After reigning for decades as Kages in their respective villages, Naruto and Gaara return back in time to their six year old selves. Challenge: who can win over their village and become the leader before the other?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,695 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 1,996 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Narutotachi Goes to Hogwarts! by Yarochisai reviews
An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with awful crackish humor. I have not updated since mid-2008. Please stop PMing me for updates. And don't bother reviewing either, because I'd feel bad if you kept reviewing for no reason.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 369,154 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Collision Course by NeonWorld reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are 16yrold ANBU, and their newest mission is by far the strangest: They need to blend into the society and protect a boy of the same age for this time of increased danger. The boy's name? Harry Potter. HpNaruto xover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,902 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Invisibly Jaded by Quatreastrophe reviews
Story taken up by LightningHunter. See ch9 for more info. Everyone believes Harry’s twin vanquished Voldemort. As a small child, Harry believes he is unworthy, unwanted, and unneeded...but is he? At 16, after years away from home, not by a long shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,762 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Harry P.
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 2,243 - Follows: 1,945 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Icha Icha Infiltration by H.E. Gray reviews
AKA: The Iwa-Reports. There are some missions that just don't get mentioned. Slash, cross-dressing, crude humour, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 260 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Naruto U., Kotetsu H.
Brothers by Blood by breannatala reviews
IN PROGRESS. Harry Potter, 10 years old, finds out that he isn't a Potter, and that he has a brother still living! And his brother happens to be Severus Snape. After the reading of Eileen Prince's will, Severus takes Harry in. AU, few cannon details
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,028 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dark Decadence by Nara Merald reviews
Draco, Pansy, Blaise… all next generation Death Eaters, destined to be darkly, gloriously evil murderers. If you think they’re innocent, you’re dead wrong. Literally. [One shots Series]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,926 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Draco M., Blaise Z.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5359 - Favs: 9,933 - Follows: 2,987 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Invert by Marz1 reviews
HP FMA Crossover: They don't care about equivalence, only prophecy. Traveling in a strange world fighting human monsters in skull masks, Ed plans to show them how the world really works.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,723 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Harry P., Edward E.
To Take Desperate Measures by ShadowSilk reviews
Every serious evil leader needs to have a matching appearance, right? Unfortunately for Pein, such things don't come cheap. Crackfic. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,711 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Pain/Pein, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Wholly Addicted To You by FruchiSeka reviews
When Sora finds a new neighbour moving in next door: neither does he expect to find a hole in his bathroom wall the next morning nor an odd attraction to who he sees through it. Will love blossom or will it be sealed like the hole in the wall? RxS AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,079 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
12 Moves Sideways by Silver Pard reviews
Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 100 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Light Y. - Complete
PlayDoh by Volpone reviews
Deidara knows it's all about presentation. DeiSaku of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Heir of Slytherin by rayama reviews
Voldemort needs to find a worthy Heir in order to assume the title of Lord Slytherin. Fortunately, he planned ahead, and his grandson Harry Potter is the perfect candidate. Sort of Severitus. Rating is for Sirius' pottymouth. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,384 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 2,052 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Debt Note by Kalachuchi reviews
Haruhi finally sees what is written in Kyoya’s notebook.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Ugly Duckling Effect by Azneyez reviews
Riku was always a looker, Sora wasn't. But when they arrange to meet each other's boyfriends in their first reunion in years, Riku is faced with a gorgeous and utterly unavailable problem. RxC and SxL slash, eventual RxS and LxC.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,707 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Evening, Softly by Azneyez reviews
Freelance artist Riku and innocent stripper Sora form what they think is an untouchable bond, but in the wicked city of Las Vegas, even the purest love can be broken. Violence, RxS LxC, main, slight AkuRoku. OOCness.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,861 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Sora, Riku
Alchemy's Child by Beboots reviews
After Ed restores Al, the two fake their own deaths and flee Amestris. To support them, Ed takes on the coveted position of DADA professor at Hogwarts… Harry Potter Crossover!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,932 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 452 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 2,984 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Stranger in the Promised Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
PART II: Harry Potter thought that he had found a way home but something went wrong. Now he finds himself trapped in another dimension, in which someone else was cursed with the famous scar, and Tom Riddle never became the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 109,659 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Stranded by Yarochisai reviews
An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with a bunch of random Naruto characters stuck in the HP-verse via a crack theory on the Sharingan. Self-pitying shinobi galore. I have not updated since the end of 2007. Please stop PMing me for updates.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 132,068 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Albus D., Naruto U.
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 5,224 - Follows: 3,341 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Voldemort Can't Stop the Love by la raconteur reviews
The ever so dashing Leopold Ackerley has never been unlucky when it comes to finding a desirable witch. And then the Ministry decided to step in and Harry Potter was forced into his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,464 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Spira Mirabilis by Nilah Dante reviews
Sayu, worried about her brother, decides to sneak into his room to steal his diary, triggering the explosion that causes her death and Light’s serious injury. With a scar and no memories of the Death Note, how will Yagami Light’s life unfold? LxR
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,874 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Light Y., L
Under the Snake's Skin by ckret2 reviews
Ever since he was a little boy, Orochimaru felt different, and it showed. Called many names by many people, most unpleasant, the one he most longed to hear was girl. Unfortunately, he'd rather die than let anyone know, and this tore her apart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,032 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Orochimaru, Hiruzen S.
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7077 - Favs: 5,446 - Follows: 2,249 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
The Orphan: Book One by SafirePhoenix reviews
Uninspiring title aside, this story includes mischief, mayhem, and a lot of humor. Harry Potter returns to the Wizarding World with a chip on his shoulder and a few smart-mouthed sidekicks. Slytherin really is the only option in that case, and Hogwarts had better watch out. ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,696 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z., Theodore N.
Narcissus by NoNoWriter reviews
The only thing he knows is how to reflect the hatred of the world around him. So what is it if not a miracle that in the end he learns to love himself? [NaruNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
10 ways to bag an Uchiha by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mother Figure by Aoi Rakuen reviews
YGO AU FIC. What if you're paid to be the mother of a billionaire's son? But what if you're a MAN? Yami goes through this lifechanging situation when he strikes a deal with CEO Seto Kaiba. Read and Review! XD CHAP 12 UP!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,781 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 12/29/2004 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi
Wonder by ckret2 reviews
Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Nurmengard by Eggo Waffles reviews
Harry thought the conversation was getting needlessly tangential, and decided that the quickest way to remedy this was by speaking in capital letters. BUT WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GRINDELWALD?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Albus D., Hermione G. - Complete
Denouement by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
[HPLV] Parody. 'The spectators gave up all pretences of fighting and gathered around them, Death Eaters, Aurors, and Order of the Phoenix members alike.' Alternate DH ending. Pointless and silly. Tribute to breaching the 1,000 review mark on Paraselenic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Card Tricks in the Dark by dustbowls reviews
Short, random drabbles on Temari and Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,650 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Temari, Hidan
You've Got Voicemail by Serexion reviews
Once upon a time, there was a “club” of sorts. This club called themselves the Organization XIII. And they wanted cell phones. Told in voicemail messages.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
Tao of Ramen by Luchia13 reviews
[oneshot, Team 7 gen] When you get Naruto drunk, he makes everything sound really, really deep. I mean...whoa, you know? [drunk Sasuke pov...]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 86 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Rendezvous Point by firefly reviews
You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Unexpected by ShadowSilk reviews
[Crackfic] It was almost ironic, Sasuke thought, how this ugly, mangy dog could make him feel so human. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Accepting Irony by Contrarian reviews
[A parody of Eoin Colfer's 'The Wish List'] AU: Kitty is killed by the golem, and now she has to help someone on earth change their ways for the better in order to earn a place in heaven. Three guesses who…
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,104 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 7/16/2005
A Thousand Paper Cranes by InweTiwele reviews
[Narutocentric] If you fold a thousand paper cranes, your wish will be granted by the gods.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Uncontrollable Mating by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot] Remus doesn't mate. He isn't connected to a person for life the wolf doesn't decide his lover for him. And he's indignant when someone asks him about mating. Sirius tries to prove him wrong on Lupercalia.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
How Much Do You Love Me? by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Deep and sexual' was probably NOT the best way to explain her love of Sosuke to the little girl, but by God it was the only words she could think of...! KanamexSosuke fluff. OC daughter.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Sousuke S., Kaname C. - Complete
The Guiltless by kilara25 reviews
Sixth year AU, written pre HBP. When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding. His investigation leads to a number of shocking revelations about both Harry and himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,608 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 2,275 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Super Sized! by Katalystik reviews
AU. Roxas is leading a normal, high school life. Axel, on the other hand, is a low wage worker at a fast food chain who happens to be smitten with the blonde boy. NOTE: This fanfic still exists because its readers rock so hard I can't see straight.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,684 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Axel, Roxas
Bond by Crystal Cove reviews
[REWRITTEN & COMPLETE] The Dursleys win a summer vacation to Mexico, leaving nine year old Harry Potter behind. A reluctant Snape to the rescue…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 139,195 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Girl in the War by kilara25 reviews
Snape's life would have been so much easier if Rose Potter had been born a boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3686 - Favs: 4,272 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Vindication by thirty2flavors reviews
[DH Spoilers] He was not designed for this, for acts of bravery. He’d never been a Gryffindor. A glimpse at the nearend of Regulus Black's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Regulus B. - Complete
Antebellum by NorthernHarrier reviews
With the arrival of the Minister's lackey, Dumbledore chooses to hire yet another Ninja to watch the backs of his charges, and to unveil the facade of the Ministry. Enter Uchiha Itachi. NarutoHP crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,855 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Itachi U.
Illegal Aliens by Meepa reviews
Well it's finally happened. Yami, Mariku, and Bakura...are aliens. And they are sent to a 'new planet' to try to fit in with these 'humans' and try to find out more about them, hopefully bringing one or more back with them for studies. YY, BR, MM.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,920 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 10/13/2004
A Game of Poker by FastForward reviews
Itachi wants to capture Naruto. Naruto wants to bring back Sasuke. Sasuke wants to kill Itachi. How do you decide who gets what they want? A game of poker. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Male Bonding by ZaKai reviews
Pressing his ear against the door again, Jean thought with a small chuckle that their little Fullmetal was growing up. It was sort of sweet, in a perverted sort of way, that the colonel and the kid were bonding like this. [nonyaoi, oneshot, humor]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Cordial Correspondence by ckret2 reviews
After that mess with Akatsuki, Lee sends Gaara a letter to make sure he's doing well. Gaara's less than grateful. His siblings try to 'teach' letter answering etiquette to the Kazekage, with some rather unfortunate side effects. [Oneshot, light GaaraLee]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Most People by Atra Aduro reviews
Most people, Hidan mused, would assume his immortality was linked to Jashin. Most people would likewise assume that there was no way he could be killed. Most people would be wrong. Hidancentric oneshot, explores Hidan's past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Ten Ways to Die by H.E. Gray reviews
The Academy textbook says that a ninja is proud to die for their country. This is rarely the truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Akatsuki Gangstas by AkatsukiAddict reviews
The leader finally goes crazy and spreads the culture of HipHop and 'bling' to the other Akatsuki members. Crackfic. Rated M for language and awkward situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,730 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Jaundiced Eye by firefly reviews
After stumbling into an abandoned house looking for shelter, Temari discovers it to be not so abandoned, after all. Drabble request. Kakuzu, Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Next Time by kauzchen reviews
Hidan & Sakura. Fifty reasons she's worth it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
The Silent Treatment by Shigeru Hiko reviews
Kisame wonders why his partner is so quiet. Itachi does not enlighten him.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Thoughts On Childhood by margotllama reviews
They existed together, mostly, in the way that children do, forming their own sort of family with Bella and Sirius at the head, with Andromeda as consultant on all things historical and Narcissa and Regulus the loyal followers. A summer day with Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Sirius B., Andromeda T. - Complete
Thoughts On Life by margotllama reviews
ONESHOT That was the thing about Regulus—he tried so hard to be the perfect Black heir, made of ice and stone and untouchable, but in some ways he was still just a little boy. Narcissa thinks back on her cousin and regrets. Semisequel to Thoughts on Blood
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Narcissa M., Regulus B. - Complete
Shame and Fame by ckret2 reviews
The day before Obito died, he babysat his cousin. The day after Obito died, Itachi cried for the last time. Obito had no idea how much he'd changed Itachi, and the Uchiha clan would pay the price for his good intentions. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 88 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Torune, Itachi U. - Complete
Murmur by Noodleslove reviews
Sasuke speaks quietly. Naruto always leans in to listen. But why does it make him uncomfortable? Mild SasuNaru. Team 7 era
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Midnight Facade by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
What if the Third had ordered Naruto to cultivate his mask? What if Naruto was truly not the idiot he played himself out to be? Dark Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Never, Not Really by thirty2flavors reviews
It is an anxiety he hasn’t expressed to anyone before, not even kindhearted Andromeda, and he isn’t entirely sure why he’s chosen to tell Bellatrix. He supposes it’s because he’s her favorite. He’s always been her favorite.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Regulus B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Becoming Brothers by SisterDear reviews
ABANDONED. They’ve made it through the summer without killing each other, but there’s far more to becoming brothers than that. AU time travel, Harry adopts Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,473 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Child of Mercy by Fayr Warning reviews
AU: Life had Harry been able to control accidental magic. Warning: Dursleys will be terrorized.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,519 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 3,021 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Harry P.
A Stranger in an Unholy Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
PART I: Days before his 6th year, Harry Potter is sucked into another universe by forces not of this world. Dazed and confused, Harry finds himself in a world where his parents are alive, where Voldemort has never fallen and he is Voldemort's key enforcer
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 470,388 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 3,447 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
How Lovely Are Thy Branches by thirty2flavors reviews
Sirius thought you could tell a lot about a family from their Christmas tree. At midnight on Christmas eve, the Black brothers have an argument.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Hobo Potter by Marz1 reviews
The good news: I think I've managed to ditch Lestrange. The bad news: I still haven't figured out how to beg for spare change in Bulgarian.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,954 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P.
A Cold Green by LooseCable01 reviews
Harry's brother is falsely accepted as the Boy Who Lived. Will Harry's neglect at the hands of his family and classmates drive him to Voldemort's side? When the chance of revenge is offered will he take it? AU, no slash as yet, some OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,202 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Unringing the Bell by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Draco's been known to stretch the truth, but this time he goes too far: the whole school thinks he's dating Harry Potter. Harry tries to quash the rumors, Hermione counsels him on his sexuality, and he might just have the teeniest crush on Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Thoughts On Blood by margotllama reviews
ONESHOT. Because though Sirius and I may be blood, there’s another sort of blood holding me and Bella together. And I don’t know if that’s the sort of blood I can ever escape. No one needs to tell Regulus Black about the bonds of family and of blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Regulus B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Dark Reflections by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
AU: Fudge foolishly orders the Dementor's kiss on Harry Potter. What if due to a freak accident, Harry doesn't lose his soul only a piece of it? PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,434 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 74 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Snapshots by NightSeer reviews
HPYYH crossover. A series of drabbles and short fics that will eventually end up with a YusukeHarry pairing.
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,505 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 11/20/2005
A Cupcake Tops Sasuke by desolate butterfly reviews
[drabble, crackfic] Sasuke thought that he would be able to top the innocent looking cupcake with its sweet sweet frosting. But he was so very wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Your Good People by Jukebox Hound reviews
[Drabble, light 1x2] Duo answers the door. If you're a Witness, don't read this.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
Born To Be Wild by Slashapalooza reviews
Sora Harada absolutely can’t stand that arrogant rich boy Riku Masaki. Then, Sora’s best friend Kairi blackmails him into putting himself up for auction at the school fund raiser. Unfortunately for Sora, it’s Riku who buys him.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,971 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Riku, Sora
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 146 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Challenge by FastForward reviews
A compilation of oneshots with specific characters in situatiations given by readers. You'll get it once you read the first 'chapter'. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 72,532 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
Mistake by Aki JS reviews
AU As a baby, Harry vanquishes the Dark Lord in front of Lucius Malfoy. Lucius, seeing the oppurtunity to gain greater power, takes Harry in as his child. But while Harry slumbers in the arms of a Death Eater, his sister is hailed as the Girl Who Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,351 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Harry P.
To Be Possessed by BlueEyes White Dragon Sorcerer reviews
K for now, but the rating will be going up soon. Harry has a Voice in his head named Tom, who takes very good care of Harry and has since before Harry can remember. Eventual TRHP aka LVHP. In other words: SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,401 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Pain's Stoic Pleasures by Chronoquest reviews
[COMPLETED!]Gatou’s Auction House is the place to go to participate in an underground slave trade of young boys. Uchiha Sasuke is a wellknown customer of one night rentals, but what happens when he wants to take one of the top five home? SasuNaru, OroNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,253 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Still Alive by Miss Saigon reviews
Four years after Harry Potter's 'death', a man arrives at Hogwarts. His only friend is a ghost, and it's not only memories, or the lack of them, that haunt him as he tries to rebuild his life. AU (Canon to OOtP only, SA universe) COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,354 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Springtime of Womanhood by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Gai gen] TenTen just wants to get through her first period without any fuss. Too bad Gaisensei isn't about to let that happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Gai M., Tenten - Complete
The Forbidden Heir by AgiVega reviews
What can a magician do if her lover starts to neglect her for his filthy commoner wife? Jane Farrar is on the warpath, John and Kitty Mandrake, beware! AU
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,951 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Complete
An Attentive Older Brother by peroxidepest17 reviews
Byakuya does his job with stunning precision.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Twenty Truths About Hidan by Akatsuki210 reviews
Oneshot. Short vignettes about the immortal scythewielding member of Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Lies by H.E. Gray reviews
It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
The Results of Our Choices by Silver Angel 7 reviews
ABANDONED AU. Neglect can do many things to a person. And when Lily and James neglected to silence their youngest son's screams, the result was apocalyptic. Eventual dark!sadistic!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,267 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Harry P.
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2208 - Favs: 3,575 - Follows: 3,082 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Rarefraction by firedraygon reviews
[OuranDeath Note crack] Kyouya watches with muted horror as the scruffy man fills the second half of his cup with cream, honey, and sugar.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7076 - Favs: 6,826 - Follows: 1,984 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Tainted by Mel6 reviews
Silence is Golden... Harry Potter is left Mute, and Draco Malfoy deaf under the strange affects of an old curse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,047 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Creepy Guy by Corvin reviews
NejiGaa AU Every office has him, the creepy guy who nobody talks to. Here is the encounter that Hyuuga Neji has, with one such guy. Rated for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 167 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
A Second Chance: The Rewrite by S.L reviews
The war in his world is over: Harry Potter, tired of fighting, uses a spell that will take him to a new world, where his parents, and friends are alive, but where he died as a baby. Is this new start too good to be true?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,251 - Reviews: 1900 - Favs: 2,440 - Follows: 2,650 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Harry P., James P.
The Matchmaker's Handbook by Slashapalooza reviews
Sora Harada is the leading expert on love, even though he’s never gotten a date in his life. Then he receives a letter from someone who has a huge crush – on him! Will the matchmaker finally meet his match?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,783 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Riku, Sora
Extasis by firefly reviews
Hidan doesn’t pine for the sensation of skin against skin or the company of others. He regards pleasures of the flesh, and subsequently those who seek it, with utter disdain. He is a child of God, and God loves him. Nothing else matters. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Breathe by R. Liam reviews
With no money and no work, Sasuke accepts a part time job in a small clothes store where he encounters a very unique mannequin with incredible, life like blue eyes. SasuNaru. Yaoi. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 101 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Walking Corpse by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
Ten years ago Naruto died in the fight against Orochimaru. At least...that's what everyone was told.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,511 - Reviews: 1720 - Favs: 3,235 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 163 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Drabble Funk by Letta reviews
Drabble 33: Best Laid Plans. Hidan asks questions. He gets answers. He hates his job. Spoilers for current chapter 329. Addicted to crack? Need a quick fix? Supplying you with pure, sweet crack since 1889.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 26,793 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006
From Six by H.E. Gray reviews
Creating a jutsu is dangerous. Too bad an eleven year old Naruto didn't know that. AU, Naruto with MPD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,923 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Child's Play by Starflower Sakura reviews
[AU Riku x Sora] Sora and Riku is the couple of the year. At least until Riku broke it off by saying that Sora was “too childish” for him. Now Riku has to deal with a coy, and seductive Sora who’s determined to prove that he isn’t childish at all.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,366 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Riku, Sora
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Colonel Mustang’s Observations of a Shrimp by and yet i walk upon it reviews
Because writing out ‘Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist’ every five seconds would take far too long, Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist, will hereby be referred to as ‘Subject A’. HOLY CHEESE CHAPTER THREE LIVES.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Of Strange Habits and Clay by firefly reviews
Geniuses only reached their full potential under the support and care of others, Tobi thought. He wanted to be the one to help Deidara reach his full potential.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
A Keen Observer by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,784 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Harry Potter: The 'Boy' Who Lived by SafirePhoenix reviews
An alternate version of Harry's first year at Hogwarts, but with a semi-unique twist. Harry Potter, the 'boy' who lived, is actually a girl! Dumbledore is the only one in the know, and he would like to keep it that way. But since when do secrets in the Wizarding World ever remain so? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,711 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tin God by firefly reviews
God was virtually considered illegal. It was the military that garnered the reverence, and it was the military that every student, including him, was being prepped for inside an academy classroom. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Ruth by firefly reviews
Hating one person, truly hating one person, he learned, required hating everybody else. Sasuke tried to early on and failed miserably.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Inspired Curiosity by Jukebox Hound reviews
[Oneshot PWP. Post KH2. Fluffy RxS yaoi.] Sora has some questions for Riku about the birds and the bees. And ninjas really are better than pirates.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,616 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Team Seven by FastForward reviews
Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 109 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Children of the Future by Ahja Reyn reviews
In Harry's 7th year, children from the future suddenly appear at Hogwarts and one of them claims to be Harry's son. Problem is, Harry isn't the only father...DMHP [NO male preg]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,177 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Group Hug by False-Image reviews
It is unanimously decided that Sasuke is in need of a hug [Team 7]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
You Might Think by CrazieDasie reviews
James uses Lily's belief that Remus and Sirius are in a romantic relationship to get her to go out with him whether it's true or not. SBRL...? Read to find out! Eventual JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,750 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Just a Word by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
A young Nymphadora learns a new word. Her mother is unusually disturbed by it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Andromeda T., N. Tonks - Complete
Gravity by redwing55 reviews
When Sora's parents sign him up for a summer climbing camp, he's less than enthusiastic. But with some interesting new friends, and a handsome, infuritating boy to deal with, this week could be more interesting than he thought...SoraRiku, AxelRoxas, AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,763 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Love On A Rotten Day by Slashapalooza reviews
Riku thought it sounded so simple. Seduce Sora. Get it on tape. Instant popularity. Of course, some things are easier said than done and Sora wasn't the kind of guy to take that lying down. Pun fully intended.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,725 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Riku, Sora
The Cracker Jack Prize by Violain.Mythoria reviews
A touching story about two geniuses who stumble upon a special prize one evening. Crack humor ensues. [L x Raito]
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
In Blood Only by E.M. Snape reviews
Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 185,251 - Reviews: 3725 - Favs: 2,838 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ideal by Starflower Sakura reviews
[Oneshot Sasuke x Naruto] Naruto didn't match the image of Sasuke's ideal.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 179 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 199 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Memoirs of a Go Player by Laziness Incarnate reviews
The diary of Touya Akira. That is, if Touya Akira were a crazy stalker. (Now with the diary of Shindou Hikaru, the stalked!)
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
You Want What? by lunakatrina reviews
Harry is being forced to bond with Snape, but Harry isn't going to sit back and let that happen! ...Seriously...he's not
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,197 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Nicknames by Cyberwolf reviews
Naruto may come to regret introducing Sai to Team Gai. Or he might not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
Sleepless Nights by dead last hero reviews
Much to Hikaru's dismay, he never dropped his habit of kicking Kaoru off the bed they shared every night. Can they both ever get a good night's sleep? [Twins]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4451 - Favs: 2,438 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tom Marvolo Riddle Potter by SisterDear reviews
When Voldemort is defeated, the fragment of his soul still stuck in Harry drags the Boy Who Lived with it through time in search of another, complete version of itself. A time travel, Harry adopts Tom Riddle story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,197 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Metamorphosis by Lirazel reviews
Andromeda and her daughter navigate their way through bloodstains and transformations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,510 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Andromeda T., N. Tonks - Complete
Sweet Dream Sweets by BajaB reviews
To help stop Voldemort sending Harry nightmares, and to extract a little revenge while they are at it, the twins develop a new treat. No DH Humor. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/29/2006 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
A Shinobi's Guide to Puberty by desolate butterfly reviews
[NarutoGaara pairing] The Kazekage has a problem and Naruto is called in to solve it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Lost In Translation by mistressmarionette reviews
After all, Kosuke had been researching for how many years? He must’ve figured out how to lace a coffee with Hikari art murdering arsenic somewhere along the way…
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Dark M., Kosuke N. - Complete
Deliberate Consent by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
It had never bothered her before.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Esprit of the Prodigious by firefly reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Wonders of the Teddy Bear by mistressmarionette reviews
I'm talking about the kind of sleep where you lie down, shut your eyes, and lose consciousness for a few hours. What kind of sleep are you talking about?
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Complete
Hate and a Stolen Dream by Monday reviews
In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 177 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fraught with imagined dooms by afrai reviews
Most women marry men like their fathers. This is the real reason mothers cry at weddings. HaruhixTamaki.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
My Funny Little Valentine by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
My Uberlate Valentines day fanfic: How to share the Team Seven Lovin! woot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Brave by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
He can be as brave as his brother. Ten moments in the life of Regulus Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Similarities by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
They are so alike, and yet so different.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
School by merines reviews
The three of them always spent their time together even when they weren't supposed to. During class, for example. [RSK] [Told in notes]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
Never Quite as Planned by SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch reviews
Just a goofy little oneshot about James and Lily. Over their years at Hogwarts and once afterwards, James asks Lily various questions, none of which work out quite as planned. JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Interfering by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Ted wonders if he should ask. He wonders if he really wants to know.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Complete
Betrayal by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Bellatrix never thought her sister would actually do it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Convictions by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Regulus wants out, but Bellatrix knows what happens to Death Eaters who try to leave. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Regulus B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Escape by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Actions, reactions, and thoughts relating to the escape of Death Eaters from Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
I'll Follow You into the Dark by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Narcissa wants to be like her sister.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Quidditch Toned Muscles by lunakatrina reviews
This is a spoof, Harry is worried about finding someone who loves him for him and not his muscles or fame, Hermione's just trying to keep things logical, and Ron really wants to wake up. Rated M just in case, oneshot...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Hello, Princess by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
A five year old Nymphadora Tonks meets her Aunt in Diagon Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/18/2006 - N. Tonks, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Mirror Me by H.E. Gray reviews
Harry Potter goes into the last battle, fully expecting to die – and he does. What he doesn’t expect, however, is to wake up the next morning… Violence and strong language. ON HOLD.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,639 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Harry P.
Abyssus by NorthernHarrier reviews
After Harry's second year in Hogwarts, Dumbledore had to make a choice. After word got out that Sirius Black was on the loose, Dumbledore was forced to make that choice. Enter Hatake Kakashi. NarutoHP crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 58,505 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Kakashi H. - Complete
Through Stitches by firefly reviews
A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Ted and Andromeda have always thought of themselves as fairly openminded parents, so how will they react to their daughter's new romance? HBP Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Ten Miles from Nowhere by animalbowling reviews
Harry and Draco are transported to an island where they meet...odd things. Unfortunately, they're trapped!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,321 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
To Deceive Is To Believe by Starflower Sakura reviews
[AU YY, BR, MM] Mai made a bet with the “yamis” to popularize the 3 loners. It was hard enough to befriend them, but Mai decided to kick the bet up a notch. It’s quite a scene when the “hikaris” finds out their hearts were being played with.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,720 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 4/18/2003
Mayhem by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Dumbledore has died, leaving Minerva to find a new DADA teacher. Of course, the man she hires comes with his very own personal Dark Lord, and THEN is nowhere to be found! Sequel to Acceptance TomHarry, HermioneGinny, etc, etc…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 401 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Getting Even by Secret Weapon reviews
Tom knows he's being watched. And he plans to do something about it. Part of the Convalescently Yours... Tom Marvolo Riddle Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Rhymes and Reasons by Secret Weapon reviews
It's Valentine's Day at Hogwarts. Tom rhymes and Harry reasons. Part of the Convalescently Yours... Tom Marvolo Riddle Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Simple Mistake by TailFear reviews
ABANDONED Originally a crack!fic. NarutoHP cross. A simple mistake in a summoning spell lands Naruto and Gaara at Hogwarts in the midst of the war against Voldemort. Good job Harry.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,474 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 7/29/2005
Harry Potter: The Lone Traveller by The Professional reviews
After spending half his life trying to rid the world of Voldemort, Harry Potter finally succeeds. However, the price has been high. Too high. Unfortunately, when Harry risks his life to go back and ‘do things right’, something goes wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,605 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Harry P.
Never Invade Hogwarts by lunakatrina reviews
This is a complete and utter spoof and exists purely for amusement. Voldemort invades Hogwarts, and the teachers are taken hostage: confusion, crossdressing, and dancing ensues. one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
His Favorite Cousin by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Sirius and Andromeda try to remember the good times.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Nice going, Pothead by Willowbooks reviews
COMPLETE Harry & Draco get stuck in a closet. All dialogue. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Morning by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
And so this morning, he will serve only her. Lucius returns to his wife. Lucius and Narcissa. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Tonight by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Rodolphus considers his fascination with Bellatrix.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Olfactory Flaw by firefly reviews
After finally meeting up again after 3 years, Shino is irritated and Hinata is dismayed to find Kiba avoiding her like the plague, for reasons beyond anything she could have possibly imagined.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Knots by LyranStar reviews
[L Light] Light gets more than he bargained for. Rated M for strawberries.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Complete
Money Shot by afrai reviews
I am not making a porno video with Renji for you to sell off to the highest bidder!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Icha Icha Kakashi by Ninja Shen reviews
fic trade, one shot. Limey undertones. Kakashi doesn't spy on girls. At least, not with his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Second Slipper by EvenSong reviews
Cinderella in stereo! Two girls vie for the life they both dream of, seeking a way out of the oppression that stifles their present positions. Two balls, two slippers…who will end up with the right shoe, and ultimately, the right happy ending? [Complete]
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,273 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Complete
Comes Out of Darkness Morn by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of PoA, Slytherin!Harry. Harry struggles to rebuild himself after the shattering events of his second year. He will finally learn the truths he needs to know...but they're hardly going to be pleasant ones. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 278,941 - Reviews: 3794 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Snape turns Draco into a ferret for his own protection. He would've been safer with the Dark Lord. HD. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,356 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Taken by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
What the Dementors take from Bellatrix oneshot, short, mostly pointless
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Good Boy by Silver Pard reviews
Everything has a price. Charlie is beginning to hate Mr. Wonka's hands.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
Of Love and Creatures by Neverbird reviews
The Gryffindors and Slytherins become reluctant parents of a particularly feisty breed of magical creatures. Naturally, Harry and Draco are partnered together. Expect romance and chaos in equal measure. slash HD, RHr. PreHBP, now AU. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,192 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Have you hugged your James Potter today? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
A hug a day keeps James Potter at bay. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/13/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Impractical Jokes by dead last hero reviews
The negative affect of a serious practical joke on a dysfunctional roommate. [sasunaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Birthday Surprise! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
sasunaru! There is a reason no one throws surprise parties in Konoha anymore...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Grim's Promise by NightSeer reviews
ON HOLD: Check profile or lj for details. Two years before his death a powerful psychic made Sirius a promise. Now Genkai and Yusuke travel to London to keep it and throw the British magical community for a loop.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,472 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Yusuke U., Genkai
Invictus by opalish reviews
Harry Potter disappeared from Privet Drive when he was six years old. Now, ten years later, he's been found...and he's not about to be anyone's hero. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,894 - Reviews: 2473 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 1,886 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Harry P.
Killing Harry Potter by H.E. Gray reviews
Blaise Zabini has been informed that Harry Potter must die. Somehow, though, nothing seems to work out as it should. Slash, oneshot, some swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
A Game of Chess by Bowles reviews
There were once three champions: the mastermind, the rebel, and the spirit. Yet they didn't know that they, like all beings, were just pawns in the greatest game ever played. [Written before Book 3]
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,837 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Complete
Yuri Doesn't Like Boys by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Summary: Yuri would prove he didn’t like boys, especially not Wolfram, in a way that couldn’t be denied. YurixWolfram., YurixOthers. Complete.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Defiled by kuonji reviews
Kira is feeling Defiled. Violated. Unmanned! Athrun just finds the whole thing pretty hilarious. [Crackfic!]
Gundam Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Athrun Z., Kira Y. - Complete
No Mouth But Some Serpent's by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of CoS, Slytherin!Harry. Harry goes back to Hogwarts, determined to protect his brother Connor, the BoyWhoLived, and stay in the shadows. But last year two people learned the truth about Harry... and this year, two more will. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 169,197 - Reviews: 2561 - Favs: 2,317 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stop the World! I Wanna Get Off by Mijan reviews
In which Harry quits in spectacular fashion, and nobody's happy about it... including Draco Malfoy. Written before HBP. Slashy overtones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 227 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Married to Deception by Starflower Sakura reviews
[AU Hiei x Kurama] Tired of getting Hiei the same thing for his birthday, they decided to get him Kurama, who they mistaken as a girl, for a maid. When Hiei’s family comes to visit, Kurama is forced to take the position as his wife!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Hiei, Kurama M.
Thicker Than Water by Youko Koenma reviews
YYHHP xover. At Koenma's request, Kurama must get to know the greatgrandson he'd neglected for years. And poor Harry, who never realized he had family other than the Dursleys, will be drawn into a world of demons and violence. Complete summary within.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,889 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 10/12/2003
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1703 - Favs: 4,227 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Acceptance? by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry’s relationship is revealed to the Order. People do NOT react as he expected. Oneshot, slash, femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 213 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Better Late by Ariana Deralte reviews
The first time Kakashi was deliberately late it was only by fifteen minutes.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 98 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Hear With My Eyes, Speak With My Hands by Lina Inverse the Dramata reviews
The Boy Who Lives comes togwarts for his first year, but there was something the wizarding world didn't know about Harry, and now they have to choose between teaching him or sending him back to the Dursley's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 3/9/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Diary of Lily Audrey Potter by The Flying Author reviews
The final chapter: The daughter of Harry and Ginny Potter has finally grown up. She has her own kid, her ten year Hogwarts reunion is coming up, and love had returned. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 91,408 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Story of my Life by Kali Swifteye reviews
UNDER GOING SERIOUS REVISION. HAD TO TAKE A LONG BREAK, BUT AM BACK AND SO EXCITED TO MAKE THIS STORY EVEN BETTER! Will let you know when it's all done, am looking for GOOD beta to help out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,060 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Rules of the Game by sna reviews
Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Deal with the Devil by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
7th yr. With the wizarding world left in turmoil, Harry had decided to take a stand against Voldemort once and for all as the leader of the Light. He makes a deal with the devil to merge his present day soul with his past one. A soul named Salazar Slyther
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,373 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Central by Wishweaver reviews
In honor of Harry's birthday, a small tribute to the Harry Potter series, and the fandom it has inspired. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
What You Didn't Know About Sasuke by Cyberwolf reviews
And it will shock the whole world. Crackfic. :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/28/2005
School Assignment by darkcyan reviews
[postHBP, negligible spoilers, OneShot] Even Dumbledore is not omniscient ... a bit of Voldemort's past that slipped through the cracks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Voldemort - Complete
The Shadows Of The Light by kayePthree reviews
Major Construction
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Syaoran L., Sakura K.
Kisstletoe by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Weasley Wizarding Wheezes is proud to bring you Kisstletoe! HDish Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Twitch by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
That smile made him twitch. HD Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Where to Begin? by Contrarian reviews
[One shot] 'I have every reason to hate you, you know.' An unsent letter from Kitty to Nathaniel.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Complete
Footsteps in Time by Goldenlioness4 reviews
Two boys, born into families that were destined to hate each other.When James and Sirius first meet at Hogwarts, see how their hate turns into friendship, their suspicions turn into trust and how they formed a bond as strong as brothers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,671 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins of Holly Short by slime frog reviews
Holly gets cursed on the way into work (as you do) with a hex that means for the next seven days she will experience each of the seven sins. Needless to say chaos insues. Rated as secondary humour in account of my attempt to be funny...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,667 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 12/9/2003
SOUJIRO: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Saw those irresistible baby blues and couldn't help but buy a SETA SOUJIRO unit, but now can't figure out what to do with the Tenken? Here is the essential information needed for the care and keeping of a smiling swordsman!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Soujiro - Complete
Anomaly by firefly reviews
While observing a storm one night, the lights disappear along with Kankuro and Temari’s caretakers, forcing the siblings to face the vulnerability of the fatal, forbidden anomaly that is Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
The Hyuuga Persuasion by Silverlight reviews
Tenten learns the consequences of accidentally turning down a date from Neji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,317 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Complete
The Family Business by Silverlight reviews
Tenten and Lee discover Neji's deepest, darkest secret. Not all things are what they seem to be...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/29/2005
Soul Stealer by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
Sick and tired of being kept in the dark, Harry is ready for a change. Will an ancient stranger have the answers Harry is looking for? Who can you trust if you were the savior of a turncoat world? Blood is thicker than water and stronger than prophesies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,168 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Mr Dress Up by Laziness Incarnate reviews
Touya shows up at the Go Institute for a match. Something is different about him. People gawk. Touya is unamused.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
So You Want to be a Chef by Kali Swifteye reviews
Are you looking for a restaurant with great food? Strange atmosphere? Odd staff and customers? Occasional fist-fights? And one teenager hell-bound being Top Chef? Then the Dolphin is the place for you! (50discount if you bring ramen) (SasuNaruSasu, GaaNar
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005
Hogwarts High by Siriusly Amused reviews
COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE! Hogwarts High is a normal high school. The HP kids have no magic. This is a story about normal kids attending a high school with a weird name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,822 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Few Redeeming Qualities by Slashapalooza reviews
Sora was messy, wild, mysterious, and everything Riku never wanted in a lover. That didn't stop Riku from falling for him. Oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,082 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 92 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. November 3, 1981. Three days ago something impossible happened to their Lord. Now five of the Dark Lord's most loyal followers must investigate his supposed downfall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Complete
The Rake by Link and Luigi reviews
Neji's got an ultimate defense, except when inanimate objects attack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Neji H. - Complete
Trapped! by animalbowling reviews
Harry, Draco, and Snape take refuge in the very wrong! place during an epic battle. Mostly dialogue, no real pairingbut HPDM if anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 2,994 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Revival Of The Uchiha by driftingstar reviews
“Neji,” he spoke with a steady and serious tone, “will you help me revive my clan?” At age twelve, Sasuke’s ambitions were to revive his clan. Now at age 17, he is ready. Very slight, almost nonexistant NejiSasu. A Not What You Think fiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
10 Things I Hate About Hogwarts by Secret Weapon reviews
Tom Hates Hospitals and Hogwarts and Harry. Part of the Convalescently Yours... Tom Marvolo Riddle Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Spell of Time by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
Have you ever wondered what would happen if Draco and Harry go back in time to teach their parents? Post-Vodie! NO SLASH! RR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,102 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Black Daughters by Pantz reviews
A picture is worth a thousand words." Black fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Bellatrix L.
To Die For by thirty2flavors reviews
They always say that right before you die, your life flashes before your eyes. I never bought it. [One-shot] James' point of view seconds before his death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/4/2005 - James P. - Complete
Hotblooded by purrfectly679 reviews
The Kyuubi wants a mate. And 'she' will do anything to acquire one, even if it DOES mean resorting to the most low-down and deceitful form of seduction... Romance, conspiracies and tactical manipulation galore. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,116 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 8/21/2004
Twice as Bright by thirty2flavors reviews
Vernon loved normalcy almost as much as you did and these people were not normal. He hated them, but then again, you hated them more. [One-shot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Queen of Pain by thirty2flavors reviews
While responsible for her younger relatives, Bellatrix teaches Sirius something that has a profound impact on the rest of his life. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
Hair Today, Go Tomorrow by Laziness Incarnate reviews
Touya learns exactly what Shindou thinks of his haircut. [One-shot]
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Complete
New Dog, Old Tricks by ES Red - Blue reviews
Shino decides to test a theory he has concerning Kiba, and Hinata just wants to know what's going on.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/19/2005
Happily Ever After by thirty2flavors reviews
In all those Muggle films Lily makes me watch, I've noticed one thing. The ending is always the same - they always live happily ever after. It is my experience that real life does not work like a movie. [One-shot].
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2005 - James P. - Complete
Holding Hands With The Enemy by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
SUMMARY: In actuality, Harry was the one holding Malfoy’s hand, which was rather disturbing. Takes place during ch 9 PoA. HD Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In the Tradition of Valentine's Day by peroxidepest17 reviews
Rukia succumbs to the tradition of Valentine’s chocolate. Sort of.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/15/2005
Antagonistic by peroxidepest17 reviews
Ichigo and Ishida have an interesting relationship.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/2/2005
Lucifer in Starlight by opalish reviews
AU: Voldemort was a bit more cautious. So were the Potters. And now Harry's got a whole new load of problems. Slytherin!Harry with a number of twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,950 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Underling by Mikkeneko reviews
A typical exchange of insults between a Colonel and his undersized subordinate.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/10/2005
Mr Elric by maboroshi-hime reviews
Fullmetal Alchemist/Harry Potter Crossover. A collection of thoughts on one, Mr Elric.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Edward E. - Complete
Knowing You, Knowing Me by mamalazzer reviews
Draco knows a secret about Ron. Now if only Ron knew what it was...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,571 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Ron W., Draco M.
Across the Room by CloverRock reviews
“Why would you say that?” He asked, hopping on top of the tabletop, gazing at the two boys in question Draco rolled his eyes. “Cause I’m not a completely oblivious dunderhead?” [Complete. HPDM, SFDT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Going Stag by thirty2flavors reviews
Christmas present for my friend Katie. 'You have to wonder why Saint Valentine got a day, in the first place.' MWPP era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2004 - James P.
Obsession by Seravy reviews
Naruto is rushed to the hospital.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Complete
Study Guide by peroxidepest17 reviews
Rukia studies the behavior of humans with the help of pop-culture visual aides.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/28/2004
Hands On Learning by peroxidepest17 reviews
Kon attempts to explore the inner workings of true humanity.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2004
Harry Potter and the Malfoy Ambition by Goddess Blue reviews
WIP. HD slash. Deep within the Malfoy Gringott's vault lies an heirloom that's about to cause Draco a lot of trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,858 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 11/8/2004 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Only Family by Mikkeneko reviews
A man and his son out on a simple shopping trip. What's wrong with this picture?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Complete
Checkmating by mahaliem reviews
In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Anastasia's Point of View by Lunaceress reviews
Anastasia has always been known as the evil step sister, but this just isn't true. She is the true hero of the beloved Fairy tale not Cinderella, and this is her story.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/3/2003
Life and Legend by opalish reviews
DMHP Draco Malfoy knew better. He'd loved the boy, after all. But Draco could never have loved the legend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 154 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
The Power of Suggestion by thirty2flavors reviews
“Why are you a Slytherin?” “Because I’m supposed to be.” Sirius takes some of his cousin’s advice a little too literally. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
I am Gone by EvenSong reviews
When her sisters leave her at home, Favrielle borrows a dress, commands a coach and goes to the ball. She meets the Prince, and they dance... I warn you that it is dark and it might bite. Watch out. (Cinderella one shot)
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Complete
Short by Mikkeneko reviews
I don't like it when people call Niisan short.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Out of the Closet by Mikkeneko reviews
Edward," Hawkeye said kindly. "Has it occurred to you that you and Alphonse may be spending too much time alone?"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2004
Queer by Ryuuza reviews
Sora thinks Matt is gay. Daisuke thinks Matt is gay. Koushirou believes, after an extended observation and a thorough analysis, there is a good probability that Matt is homosexual. Wait-doesn't Matt get a say in this? TAITO
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Yamato I./Matt
Oh the Places You'll Go... by Malena reviews
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!!! What would have happened if Sirius hadn't gone looking for Peter that fateful Halloween night. What if they hadn't caught Sirius and charged him with the betrayal of his two best friends… What if they had never found Harry…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,937 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Obscured Apathy by firefly reviews
Temari questions her importance and whether her brothers need her, but she soon realizes she has her reasons to stay. And apparently...being there to cut Gaara's hair is one of them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Three Gryffindors and A Baby by Celeste reviews
An accident in Potions-where else?-turns Snape into an infant. Dumbledore in his glorious wisdom, and because it makes a nice plot, leaves him in the care of Harry, Ron, and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
The New Defence Teacher by eternata reviews
Written for a drabble challenge - "Let me introduce this year's Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher. Class, this is Col. Mustang." Crossover with Harry Potter. I have no excuse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/5/2004
The Basement by Marz1 reviews
AU third year. I must have a sign on my back that says psycho paths please attack me. I would not put it beyond Dudley to afix such a sign to me, but I doubt he could spell it accurately enough for a psycho to understand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,802 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Dragline by slashdragons reviews
Harry loses an argument. And maybe his masculinity? Mostly an excuse for me to make people wear eyeliner.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Family Man by Jaelle reviews
Roy had been having a good day, up until that moment. And then Ed showed up. Revenge is sweet.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/30/2004
A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing by mahaliem reviews
Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pigtails by Persnickety reviews
“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Fifth Year? I Haven't Done My Homework! by Laterose reviews
AU fifth year fic with everything! Abuse to animagi (sort of) snakes, Sirius (and his sister), Remus, Voldie, crazy new powers and a decision that will change Harry and Ron's lives forever COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 173,113 - Reviews: 2887 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/15/2004 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
When the Cat's Away by Vee-sempai reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 125 - Published: 2/17/2004
Wish I Was Your Lover by Falaphesian reviews
[now complete!] Riku is an irresponsible, bratty older brother who can’t be bothered with his younger sister or their latest ‘babysitter’ who really just wants out of the entire thing. ...But for how long? RikuSora fun.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,055 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/14/2004 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Take Me With You by thirty2flavors reviews
Short vignette based on the night they died, centering around Lily. Written at 1 AM. It's been done - I know.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Lily Evans P.
Lost and Found by Chibikat the Canuck reviews
Not to mention the threat of You-Know-Who potentially coming back, Ron must deal with Bulgarians, Harry's crush on the only Chinese-British girl he knows, and tacky, horrible quotes about the eyes. (RH)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
History of Magic by Lizeth reviews
Harry Potter xover. Dumbledore decides it's time for a change, hiring a new... History of Magic prof! A History of Magic prof with tricoloured hair, violet eyes and an unusual affinity for black leather.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,426 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 1/14/2004 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Harry P., Yūgi M.
Catching Up by Hallucination reviews
Harry's entering the awkard stage of growing up. Featuring Clumsy!Harry and Bratty Yet Persuasive!Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Never Alone, Never Again by Bored Beyond Belief reviews
Harry's holiday reaches it's lowest point. Will Harry finally be able to have the kind of love everyone else seems to take for granted? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,482 - Reviews: 3718 - Favs: 3,604 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Persistence of Memory by neutral reviews
The Boy Who Lived disappeared during the TriWizard Tournament, and Voldemort is discovered dead. A year later, a boy named James with no memory of his past is living in a muggle orphanage. [currently undergoing revision. chapter 11 uploaded]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,408 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 4/4/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
A Flying Commentary by mamalazzer reviews
Draco Malfoy, having lost his position as seeker, is now Quidditch Commentator. And an extremely bitter Slytherin is not the best person to commentate on a game where his former side go against Gryffindor. All-Dialogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 103 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
Escape from the House of Black by Michelle Lancaster reviews
Kreacher's quite fond of muttering the story under his breath. So what's the story? (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,998 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2003 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Eat Me by strangertrack reviews
Eiji wants Oishi to eat him. Momoshiro doesn't want to be eaten. Neither does Ryoma. Weird summary for a weird ficlet.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/17/2003 - Kikumaru E., Momoshiro T., Oishi S., E. Ryoma - Complete
Pointlessly Random And Unrelated Title by cyropi reviews
Pointless And Unrelated Summary That Begs You To Review Simply Because Of The Delicious And Humorous HermioneDraco Goodness Inside. (DHr Parody)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Into Me by drama-princess reviews
"You were a daisy-fresh girl and look what I did to you." Tom takes full possession of Ginny's life before facing Harry in the Chamber.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Ginny W., Voldemort
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Let Winterlight Come by fyre reviews
Of Western Stars universe With neutral’s authorization. Harry leaves Moor House for his first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,123 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/5/2003 - Published: 5/10/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Wedded Bliss or Something Like It by She's a Star reviews
Lily and James adjust to married life, with their best friends attempting to help. Alas, Sirius' definition of help is 'behave as insanely as possible'. Sequel to Meet the Parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/3/2003 - Published: 6/16/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Akane the Suicidal by WFROSE reviews
A different spin on the Akane/Ranma relationship... (heh) [Complete!]
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,464 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/26/2003 - Published: 8/16/2002 - Complete
A Fair Bet by drama-princess reviews
Something's in the punch tonight . . . and Severus Snape is caught in the gardens with Aurgia Sinistra. Exactly who did he offend in a past life?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2003 - Severus S.
A Time Out of Memory by S.L reviews
UNFINISHED Things are perfect for James Potter.. prefect, Marauder, Evan's 1 enemy.. until four strangers appear. They know more about James than he likes and he's determined to find out where they came from and why the one called Harry looks so much like
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,115 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/25/2003 - Published: 12/28/2001 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Consequences of Muggle Medicine by drama-princess reviews
One hot summer afternoon, Snape gets a cold. All's well and good, but when you're living as a Muggle, Pepper Up isn't exactly available to you. . . set in the Family Matters universe, but not part of the official storyline.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
The Contortionist's Pussyfoot by She's a Star reviews
Lucius Malfoy, as we all know, is capable of some downright evil deeds. But no one ever expected...this. Includes a horrified Narcissa, a rather rowdy Dumbledore, and a Dark Lord who just wants his mummy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Lucius M., Albus D.
Voice in the Pipes by Orla Quirke reviews
Harry hears a persistent tapping through the pipes in his room, and tentatively says "hello!" when someone responds. Who is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,079 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/19/2002 - Published: 11/24/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Last Laugh by drama-princess reviews
During a rather unusual Hogsmeade weekend, Ron and Hermione find themselves involved in a lot of laughter and a bit of love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Penitent Man by Ariana Deralte reviews
Severus Snape confesses he is a Death Eater to Dumbledore. A parody:)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2002 - Severus S., Albus D.
Just Whistle by She's a Star reviews
'She REALLY wished he would stop smiling at her like that...she knew what boys like James Potter wanted when they smiled at pretty girls. Lily Evans definitely wasn't one of those girls.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Questions and Answers by Annymc reviews
Harry Potter has a lot of questions for Severus Snape. HPSS Slash. Shortfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/21/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hogwarts got email, ooh err by Mary-Lou1 reviews
What the title says, may be illegal fic now but I don't think so and there will be plot later (its called building up the story).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/15/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Slap by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Now in fifth year, Harry, Hermione, and Ron play a deadly game of skill, cunning, and concentration to pass the time…Slap.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Of Western Stars by neutral reviews
[complete] Sirius comes across a picture of Harry five years into his imprisonment, and decides to see his godson at all costs. But when he finds Harry neglected and abused, he makes a decision that entangles them both in more troubles than ever before
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,123 - Reviews: 2174 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 9/3/2002 - Published: 3/16/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Not Another Snape is Harry's Father Story by Ariana Deralte reviews
A blatant parody of all the Snape-is-Harry's-father stories that are out there. Hope you all enjoy:)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Acronyms by Razzabeth reviews
Short 'n sweet HP/DM. Hermione discovers a pattern in Harry and Draco's insults..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/7/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry Potter and Some Sorcerer's Rock by Silvver Phoenix reviews
A short spoof of the first Harry Potter book that I had to write for English class. Note: I'm insane, as is my writing. You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/24/2002
You Know Who's on First by Iniga reviews
Hagrid meets Harry during the first book. There is a misunderstanding. Nothing else to say but that I'm very sorry and I truly regret this. One part.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Complete
That Potter Slash by Minerva McTabby reviews
Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Complete
In Good Company by Reluctant Fangirl reviews
In which Akira hides from reporters, Mitani doesn't get to smoke, Tsutsui doesn't get to say much of anything and Waya and Kaga try to explain something to Hikaru. Series: Hikaru no Go, Weekly Jump. (I wish there were a Weekly Jump subcategory.)
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/18/2001
Dreams of Enchantment by Mister Bear reviews
(Chapter Three posted!) Harry wakes up one morning to discover he's not actually a wizard, his parents are still alive, and Malfoy's his... BOYFRIEND?! Is this a bad dream, and if so, can he wake up? WARNING: SLASH. If it offends you, just don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,335 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/28/2001 - Published: 9/18/2001
Harry 1/2: The Adventures of Hallie by Mister Bear reviews
When Harry accidentally gets splashed with water from the cursed spring of Jusenkyo and turns into a girl, he must suddenly deal with becoming a girl and switching back to a boy at the drop of a water bucket. How long can Harry and Hermione keep "Hallie"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/19/2001
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
The Slytherin Kama Sutra by Angie Astravic reviews
Sex education at Hogwarts: After Draco Malfoy has a near-fatal encounter with Dark Magic, Professor McGonagall decides it needs to be taught earlier. Note the R rating. Nothing explicit, but quite a lot is implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/6/2001 - Published: 11/1/2000
Sorting Fred by Morrighan reviews
There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 95 - Published: 3/16/2001 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Christmas Wish by Rhysenn reviews
Harry gives Draco a very interesting Christmas surprise... and let's just say, the yuletide cheer gets around in ways that are rather naughty and nice. *grin* mildly slashy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/7/2001 - Published: 12/10/2000
Elsewhere by afrai reviews
Draco eats dinner. Narcissa contemplates.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2001 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete
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