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Author has written 8 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Clannad, and Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ.
I can't remember how I was before meeting Tamaki-senpai, the host club members, and everyone at Ouran, doing these stupid things, I didn't know about this shocking and exaggerated world. That's right, being with all these absurd people, there was no way that I would have remained the same, but if I hadn't met them, there was no way I would have been able to run with all my strength like I'm doing now, to get angry with all my heart, to get shocked, to cry, to laugh, and also for someone's dream, I would have never been able to pray so much from the bottom of my heart for it to come true. Tamaki Senpai, I want to tell him so much... that if I would have never met him, there would surely have been so many feelings I never would have felt, even the name of the one that is now filling my heart.
"Tamaki Senpai, I love you."
- Haruhi Fujioka, Ouran High School Host Club (I cry every time I read this...)
I'm one of those authors who isn't the best at starting the beginnings, but by the time you get about 5 chapters in, it's a lot easier to get through, I promise. So just stick with my stories for a bit, and I know you will get hooked in :D
I'm not even gonna lie, I cry during pretty much EVERY anime I watch. Especially if I love it and it ends. (You should have seen me after I finished Ouran. Damn, never have I shed so many tears! But you should have seen me after I finished the MANGA. I practically drowned.)
Before you go on, be warned that I am a hardcore TamaHaru shipper. Insult them, I kick your ass back to where you came from. (Also, Tamaki is my favorite host, but feel free to make fun of him :)
Things I am working on:
Trust Me (On an indefinite hiatus, sorry)(Actually I'm bringing it back, I just am rewriting Why Me first and then moving on to this)
What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger (Also on hiatus from now on. It's going to either be rewritten or deleted)
And With One Kiss (This one gets slower updates than WDKYMYS because I haven't written the story line still so sorry about that)
Rose White Piano Keys (This one is a waiter AU so I think you should check it out ;)
Rewrite of Why Me? (First five chapters already rewritten and soon to be posted as a separate story)
Trust Me! (Second book in the Why Me trilogy)
Love Me. (Last book in the Why Me trilogy)(And believe me, this shit is gonna be good lmao)
In The Field Of Orchids (First chapter soon to be released)
Sweater Weather (Also soon to be released)
Things I have finished:
How Much Do You Love Her?
In the Ouran canon, the specific year of birth of all the characters are never stated, only their birth days and months. In this vacuum, I have worked out the most plausible and fitting timeline based on the Japanese education system.
In Japan, children start elementary school the April after their sixth birthday. The first day of the new school year is always in April. This means that within a year level, there will be students of two ages co-existing, and it is possible to be a 'senpai' to someone else despite being born in the same year.
These are the most sensible and canon-accurate years of birth for the Ouran characters, in descending order of age:
# Mori: 5 May 1991
# Honey: 29 February 1992*
# Tamaki: 8 April 1992
# Kyoya: 22 November 1992
# Hikaru: 9 June 1993
# Kaoru: 9 June 1993
# Haruhi: 4 February 1994
* 1992 is a leap year.
All of them are very clear in which cohort they will belong in, save Tamaki because Tamaki's birthday falls in April. Depending on the date of the first day of school - if the first day of the new academic year is before April 8, then Tamaki will fall into Kyoya's cohort. If the first day of that particular academic year is after April 8, then Tamaki will have enrolled into Mori and Honey's cohort as he would have attained six years of age. Only the first option follows canon, which makes Tamaki one of the oldest students in his year level.
"Ever wondered if Tamaki is blonde because Bisco Hitori just wanted to make fun of the 'Blondes are Idiots' Stereotype?" --Me, wondering about the weirdest things out loud, while watching Ouran High School Host Club for the 5th time. (Yes, I love it that much.) But seriously, under 'Idiot' in the dictionary, I taped a picture of Tamaki.
"What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you lil wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka." - The best rant/joke about Swag. EVER.
Favorite Animes/Mangas: Ouran High School Host Club (Both Anime and Manga), Fruits Basket, (Both Anime and Manga) The World God Only Knows, Clannad (Specifically After Story, SO MANY FEELS), Death Note, Angel Beats!, Hetalia, Welcome to the NHK!, Maid Sama, The Wallflower, Black Butler, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Full Metal Alchemist, Baka and Test, Vampire Knight, Aishiteruze Baby (Manga), Shuffle!, My Heavenly Hockey Club (Manga), Special A, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzimiya, Code Geass, Free!, Attack on Titan (That's all I can think of right now)
Animes/Mangas You Mean To Watch/Read: Kanon 2006, Air, Anohana: The Flower We Saw That Day, Soul Eater (I'll probably add more later)
What would you do if Honey woke you up in the middle of the night?
"Hey Honey! What's up?"
Kaoru and Hikaru walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Scream at them and throw every bottle or solid object that's in the shower at them. Then when they don't leave me alone, sing Call Me Maybe at the top of my lungs.
Mori announced he's going to marry Renge tomorrow?
Scream as loud as I can, "MORI! DON'T DO IT!!! SUICIDE IS NOT THE WAY OUT!!!"
Nekozawa cooked you dinner?
"I'll eat it once you do."
Kyoya was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
To be honest, I'd probably stare at him for a few minutes and if he's still asleep bury him in sand. -
Haruhi suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
"I thought you were Japanese? Well who gives a fuck! Welcome to the family!"
Tamaki got into the hospital somehow?
Oh. My. Gosh. MY FUTURE HUSBAND IS IN THE FREAKIN' HOSPITAL! I'd rush over with ramen and commoner coffee as quick as I can and then slap him when he says something rude about me being a commoner.
Renge made fun of your friends?
I'd kill her. Literally. She's going to make fun of my friends? Not if I'm still around.
Yasuchika ignored you all the time?
I wouldn't give two shits. I don't like him. (Naw man, you can't be that rude to Hunny and expect me to like you.)
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Honey do?
Me and him would go all psycho on them. They would be a pile of pudding when we were done.
40 Ways to Annoy and Piss Off Kyo:
1. Remove his Juzu beads in a crowded public place
2. Ask him why he dyes his hair orange
3. ...Refuse to believe him when he claims that orange is his natural color
4. Make subtle comments about how Tohru would be much better off with Yuki
5. Make obvious comments about how Tohru would be much better off with Yuki
6. Make references to Tom and Jerry
7. Make him watch Tom and Jerry
8. Erase Tohru's memory
9. Force feed him leeks and miso
10. Count down the days until he would have to be locked up by Akito
11. Force him to not be mean to Momiji for a whole week
12. Make him spend the day with Kagura
13. Call him a pervert
14. Make him take anger management classes
15. Force him to wear a tie with his school uniform
16. Ask him why Yuki can always kick his ass even when he's half asleep
17. Make him relive the whole Tohru falling off a cliff incident
18. Follow him around, constantly reminding him to not bump into any girls, no matter how much he wants to
19. ...Laugh when he yells that there is no way he would ever want to bump into girls
20. Call him a cutsey little kitty cat in public
21. Call him Kyon-kichii, Kyon-Kyon, Kyorin, etc.
22. Tell him his red eyes make him look like a vampire
23. ...Beg him not to suck your blood
24. Tell Hatori that you think Kyo is depressed and needs medication to control his darker nature
25. Write a fake diary entry, supposedly from Kyo, full of embarrassing and strange made up situations and give it to every member of the Sohma house
26. Tell him that Yuki looks a lot better in a dress than he ever could
27. Make him spend a whole day locked in a room with Ayame
28. Tell Shigure that Kyo is taking advantage of Tohru and watch the commotion that ensues
29. Ask Kyo "Why so serious?"
30. Ask Kyo if he is afraid of dogs and if he eats rats
31. Constantly remind him of when Mother's day and Father's day are
32. Encourage him in his thoughts of suicide
33. Push him off a building, claiming that cats always land on their feet
34. ...Look innocent and whistle when he is rushed to the hospital
35. Attempt to scare him by barking, and start sulking when it does nothing but annoy him
36. Have him listen to the Pussycat Dolls, any song will do
37. Bluntly ask him about his sex life with Tohru
38. Snicker at the deep blush and akward silence that is bound to happen
39. Congratulate him on being able to beat up 14 year old Momiji, for it is a start, and maybe in a few years he'll be able to move up to 15 year olds
40. Do all of the above...all in the same week
Oh anime! anime! Where would we be?
Now young and fair girls, come one and come all!
Do you go for the leader? The king of all kings?
Or is the smart one the way you will go?
And then we have the twins, who are rarely apart.
Perhaps the strong silent man suits you best?"
But may haps the cute little boy with the cake?
Or perhaps the new guy who is shy and polite?
What if you're a guy, who wishes a girl or two?
Laughing and smiling, tenacious and loud.
And another you may find, with mind as open as can be.
Choose anyone;our doors are open for you!
Wasps are dicks. Flying fucking dicks that just want to dick in as many people's day as fucking possible. If one stings me I can almost hear it saying, "Yea, you like that bitch? You like it when I fuckin' ram that shit in you? Yea cry, fucking cry bitch."
If wasps were people, they'd be on some kind of fucking register. Seriously, what the fuck.
1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS! haha turns out crazy, really
1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Everyone's A Little Bit Racist from Avenue Q the Musical (This is so true it's not even funny.)
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Kings For A Day by Pierce The Veil
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day (Slightly depressing but I'll pretend I didn't notice.)
4.WHAT IS 22?
I Miss You by Blink-182
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
White Noise by PVRIS
6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Beside You by 5 Seconds of Summer (Oh my gosh that's perfect :)
7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Mirrors by Justin Timberlake
8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
How Far We've Come by Matchbox 20
9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Yours Sincerely, I Believed by Forever Ends Here
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
The Booty Song by Tim Wilson (oh my god, why do i have this still and why am i laughing so hard, i can't even, tumblr needs to see this)
11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Thinking Out Loud by Ed Sheeran (LITERALLY THIS ISN'T EVEN FUNNY, THIS ACTUALLY WILL BE THE SONG I PLAN ON DANCING TO.)
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Happy Endings Are Stories That Haven't Ended Yet by Mayday Parade
13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Save Rock and Roll by Fall Out Boy
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
High School Never Ends by Bowling for Soup (That isn't a secret though...)
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIEND?
By Now by Mariana's Trench
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
No Shows by Gerard Way
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Sweater Weather by The Neighbourhood
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
Robbers by The 1975
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
This Is Gospel by Panic! At The Disco
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Nearly Witches (Ever Since We Met) by Panic! At The Disco
21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Dear Maria, Count Me In by All Time Low
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls (Sleeping With Sirens Cover)
23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Lover Boy by You Me At Six
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Flourescent Adolescent by The Arctic Monkeys
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Mr. Brightside by The Killers
26. WHAT DOES THE PERSON YOU LIKE THINK OF YOU AS?
Sex by The 1975
27.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Teenagers by My Chemical Romance
The Ouran Alphabet
A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend
B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka
C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day
D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen
E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot
F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender
G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt
H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins
I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be
J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai
K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins
L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand
M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type
N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back
O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business
P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff
Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori
R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color
S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear
T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club
U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny
V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot
W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi got stuck.
X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had. (...Yeah, I know they do... They probably already have it. That's what the smirks are for. -_-)
Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins
Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join. (Thank God she didn't. I would have died. Then TamaHaru wouldn't have happened...)
If you love the Ouran Alphabet, copy and paste this into your profile!
Quotes/Things People Have Said That I Love:
Insanity is just the aspect of life when you don't give a fuck
There will always be one song that reminds you of the memories in the past you had with someone.
The hardest thing in life is to decide which bridge to cross and which bridge to burn.
"All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much." -- George Harrison
"Love one another." -- George Harrison (These are some of the best last words I've heard)
"A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new." -- Albert Einstein
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." -- Dr. Seuss
"Those who matter don't mind, and those who mind don't matter." -- Bernard M. Baruch
"Be yourself; everybody else is already taken." -- Oscar Wilde
"A room without books is like a body without a soul." -- Marcus Tillius Cicero
"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." -- Mae West
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." -- Robert Frost
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more." -- Oscar Wilde
"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." -- Maya Angelou
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits, The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see them genius. Because the ones who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do." -- Apple Inc.
"A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water." -- Eleanor Roosevelt
"We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -- Up
"The worst case of madness is the conviction that you're sane." -- Anon
"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring." -- Marilyn Monroe
"The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of them all." -- Mulan
"The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool." -- William Shakespeare.
"That's the real trouble with the world, too many people grow up." -- Walt Disney
"How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard." -- Winnie the Pooh
"Any day spent with you is my favorite day, so today is my new favorite day." -- Winnie the Pooh
“Life can be like a roller coaster... And just when you think you've had enough, and you’re ready to get off the ride and take the calm, easy merry-go round... You change your mind, throw you hands in the air and ride the roller coaster all over again. That's exhilaration... that's living a bit on the edge... that's being ALIVE.” -- Anon
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love."
"What's the worst that I could say?
- My Chemical Romance, Helena
That is it for now!
On to the stories!