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Author has written 3 stories for South Park.

Hey there! My name's Heather and I love South Park :) South Park is my favorite thing in the world. If I could go to South Park I would be soooooo happy.

OTP: Kyman

Likes: Cutters, Cryde, Stenny, Stanman, Kenric, and Stendy

Dislikes: Candy, Kybe, Kyendy, and K2.

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A Brief History of A Lifetime by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
What if Eric never came back from the future? A story about righting wrongs, waiting and how to make 'long-distance' work. Rated M for later on. A huge thank you to nicholelovesyouu for helping me get this story off the ground!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,208 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 2/2 - [Kyle B., Eric Cartman]
I'll Try To Fix You by mpkio2 reviews
Kyle and Cartman are nothing to each other... not even friends. But when both have dreams that the other will die and in the process hang out with each other to protect one-another, will they start to develop feelings for each other? KyCart. Rated T
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,407 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
The Violin by DarkTragicAngel reviews
AU/WW2. After living hiden for three and half years with his family, Kyle is taken to a concentration camp. Guess who's the most sadistic SS there? What starts as a cruel game between Nazi and Jew, will evolve into something unprecedent. Kyman. Warning: Coarse language, violent imaginary of war and sex. Rewritten version of "Unexpected"
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 152,996 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Diaries Are For Pussies by thecrazierone reviews
"Diaries are for gay, pussy, little faggots, guess it's fitting that I have one. " Kyman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,423 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
Second Best by FireWasp reviews
Kyle's Mom is constantly comparing him to his genius little brother. Wanting nothing less than perfection, she really pressures Kyle about his upcoming SATs. Between the stress of that and discovering his sexuality, Kyle feels as though he has nowhere to turn. Kyle slowly falls apart, and Cartman realizes he isn't enjoying it as much as he should be... -KYMAN- Rate & Review :)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,153 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 4/17/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by PartiPooper reviews
Eric has to leave his pregnant wife Kylie for a business trip, but when he returns there is a little bundle of joy for him to meet. (Fluffy Kyman Two-Shot; Rated T for profanities; Warning: includes Fem!Kyle, so do not read if you are not into that.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 1/17 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Don't Wanna Be Torn by xEmerald Isle reviews
Cartman is crazy about Kyle. He hates how much he loves him but who can ever control oneself when it comes to matters of the heart? The only thing Cartman wants to discover is, does Kyle feel the same way? Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Too Late at Eight by PartiPooper reviews
In which Stan is a grown-up presenter on a kids' TV show and eight-year-old viewer Kyle may just have a little bit of a super big crush on him. (Fluffy Kiddy-Crush Style One-Shot.)
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2014 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] - Complete
Tummy Tickles by PartiPooper reviews
One simple scene one simple morning in one simple bed shared by a brunet and a redhead. (Fluffy Kyman Drabble; Rated T for mentions of sex and male anatomy.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Diary of a Douchebag by PartiPooper reviews
Hey, Diary, it's me again: Eric. I am so goddamn fucking tired of just sitting here sobbing about and jacking off to Kyle. It's all very lonely and pathetic, and I'm going to put a stop to it. That's right: I've finally decided to woo Kyle and get him to fall in love with me. (Kyman Multi-Chapter; Rated T for profanities and Eric's vulgarities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 20,190 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 10/26/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
An Infinite April by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
According to Stan, Kyle is a smart guy, so why is he so fascinated with a man ten years younger than him? When it's the enigmatic, stubborn 18 year old Eric Cartman? NOT A ONESHOT. Kyman. One-sided Keneric, referenced Style and a dash of Stary. Rated M. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated! Yep, I edited the preview because the other one was so lame, don't you think?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,467 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
An Education by hollycomb reviews
AU - Kyle is sent to a fat camp for the summer, where he falls in love with kindly junior counselor Stan and experiments guiltily with his corpulent bunkmate, Eric Cartman. Kenny, Wendy, Token, Henrietta, Butters, Clyde, Bebe, Craig and others also have a role in Kyle's life changing summer of 'health education.'
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 142,497 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Salty Kisses by LuffyKun3695 reviews
SLASH! Eric is tired of being the resident fatass. Befriended by the Goths, he soon discovers ways to deal with his weight. But when coping leads to self-mutilation, only one person can pull him from the abyss. Cartman/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,197 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 5/19/2006 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
Kyle's Jeans by AllzStar reviews
He's wearing those pants again. The dark-washed, tight-ass jeans that cling to his slim legs and tight, round buttocks. I can't help gawking at him when he's wearing those goddamn pants. Damn you, Kyle Broflovski, for making me love you. KyleXCartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,619 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Black Tie by AllzStar reviews
I can't believe I'm doing this. I'm about to fly to New York City to see a goddamn play. I'm about to see Kyle again. It's been two years. If there is a God, Kyle will have thrown out those stupid jeans. Because if not, I may have to rip them off of him, and God forbid he ever puts them on again if he's not with me. Kyman. SEQUAL TO KYLE'S JEANS. Rated T.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
A Picture is Worth 1,000 Hate-Filled Insults by Sakazaki-Chan reviews
Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski are two of the best photographers in the world, and they've got a rivalry bigger than Thor and Loki (Minus the fact they aren't brothers). But now, they've been given the assignment of a lifetime.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
Fat by MOFOSTAN reviews
Fluffy Kyman Genderbend, in which Cartman is a girl and Kyle is a guy and Cartman gets called fat and Kyle comforts her. Just something that's been in my head for a few weeks. Enjoy!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
OOC Christmas by thecrazierone reviews
It's beginning to look a lot like an OOC Christmas, bad spelling and grammar everywhere. It's a parody thing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Toward the End of Time by hollycomb reviews
Kyle is back in South Park for Thanksgiving. Stan gets in touch, as usual.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,822 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
The Steps To Success by llamajo reviews
Senior year is finally over, and I just want to spend the summer hanging out with Stan and Kenny before we leave for college. But my hopes of a relaxing summer are ruined when Cartman wins a cruise trip and invites us along. Stan urges me to go with them, but I know something's not right. Cartman is planning something. I know he is. Why else would he be acting so... nice? Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,830 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
From the Queen of England to the Hounds of Hell by hollycomb reviews
AU - Ten years after the execution of Terrance and Phillip, the war with Canada has not ended. Stan and most of Kyle's friends are planning to join the army after high school graduation, bound to be drafted anyway. Kyle doesn't believe in the war, but he's not willing to let Stan go without him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 179,343 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Better Left Unsung by Cutie Pie 9335 reviews
Kyle discovers Cartman's dirty Friday night secret - one that involves fish nets, feather boas, and corsets. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,367 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Alive and Warm by PortlandThinkersBaseball reviews
The last few days were treacherously warm. WWII AU Kyman/Warnings for slight language and violent themes
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,299 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
You're All That Matters To Me by xEmerald Isle reviews
Kyle is in love with Cartman. However, he doesn't think Cartman feels the same way. When a rumour spreads about Kyle's sexuality, he blames Cartman. When he also finds Cartman's art project, he is confused. Is Cartman planning something?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,388 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Boom Goes the Dynamite by Villain reviews
Cartman makes a deal with the devil. For Kyle's soul. Kyman, Cartyle, Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Real Kenny by Izzy6mangalife reviews
Kenny has a secret. A secret she will never tell to a living soul. She's not a boy, and she's not Kenny. As Kenny goes on living her life of lies, trying to hide her gender from her best friend, she gets a blast of the past: after eight years, the real Kenny has returned... And he wants his life back. Original idea belongs to Okhsa.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,850 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Love in an Elevator by Angelic Guardian reviews
Cartman and Wendy get stuck in an elevator together. They spend the entire time fighting, and eventually tensions become so high to a point where Cartman just can't take it anymore. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Dark Woods Circus by Narwhals06 reviews
A circus, deep in the woods. Come meet it's freakish inhabitants.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012
You know You're obsessed with the SP Boys when by Sleepingkit reviews
I wanted to put my own You know when... thingy on here. Each Chapter has their own boy. The first is Kenny. Enjoy!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,042 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Complete
I Need Jew by cell12 reviews
Kenny persuades Cartman to perform at the school talent show. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Leave the Pieces by hollycomb reviews
Stan and Kyle have no memories of South Park or the first ten years of their lives. When they meet as adults they form an instant connection, but will it be enough to make up for lost time and repair the warped town that forgot them? Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 264,950 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
More than a sister by Dukeofnachos reviews
Phil wasn't normal, and he never would be. He knew this and so did everyone else. But these feelings towards his sister... those shouldn't be there, right? Warning: Twincest!
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Phil D., Lil D. - Complete
A Change Of Heart by HappyNoddleGirl666 reviews
AU fic; Queen Liane Cartman gives her spoiled son Eric a new redheaded servant. Follow the tail of Kyle, a poor servant boy who tries to earn the respect of his new master. T for many reasons. Mainly Kyman, some Candy and some Dip. Possibly other pairings
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,199 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Howl by TheMidnightLemon reviews
After four years of not seeing him Kyle didn't even recognize the incredibly good-looking brunette and now he can't get him out of his mind. Will his haunting fantasies become reality one stormy, summer night? Kyman One-shot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Intimate Atmosphere by TheMidnightLemon reviews
When somebody knocked at Kyle's dorm door he was not expecting his brother to be standing there. With nobody expected back for the evening the brothers are left all alone. But tonight will not be a normal brotherly affair. Ike/Kyle - Rated M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,079 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Kyle B., Ike B. - Complete
Boundaries by Cutie Pie 9335 reviews
Cartman finally crosses the line that Kyle had so carefully drawn. Kyman, amongst other pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,631 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Redéfinition de l'individu by Kymanlvr reviews
Kyle Broflovski is tired of his dull, unchanging life. But after he returns from being away from South Park for the summer, things start to spiral out of control, and everything falls apart. Mainly Kyman. Strong language and references to sex.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,298 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Kidnapping My Love by KirbyKitten456 reviews
Plankton can't take it anymore when he sees Spongebob has fallen for Squidward. Refusing to be ignored, he kidnaps Spongebob so he can answer some "important" questions for him. Sponge/Plankton Slash.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2011 - SpongeBob, Plankton - Complete
The Contest by cell12 reviews
A firmly-in-the-closet Kyle is about to get sucked into one of Cartman's money-making schemes. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 55,541 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Waiting on an Enemy by OnigiriReject reviews
Kyle is determined to earn enough money to live on his own in order to escape his home life, even if it means working as a waitress and serving Cartman every day. Even in their differences, maybe what they always needed was each other. KyCart and Stendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,361 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Hate by Kymanlvr reviews
There are people in this world that would, upon first glance, have looked at them and called them enemies. A story about Kyle and Cartman, and how a series of events bring them closer together. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,505 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Adventures of Taco Man and the Robo Inferno by damn expensive eggs reviews
In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
I Hate Everything About You by xEmerald Isle reviews
There's a school dance coming up at South Park Elementary. Every student must take a perfect match test and go to the dance with whoever they get paired up with. For some, they are happy with who they're paired with. For others, they aren't soo happy...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,157 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Spilt Milk by moonlitelm reviews
Drabblefic. Clyde sitting in class, thinking about his fetish and the trouble it gets him into.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Clyde D. - Complete
Don't Touch Me by Soul Flash reviews
When your life hits an all time low, things can't possibly get any worse, right? Not for Kyle Broflovski. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,474 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Wanting Out by Courtanie reviews
Cartman hurts Kyle, but for what cause? Rated M for rape, language, and implied character death.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,248 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
He Noticed by PrincessDesire reviews
First in the Brother's Keeper arc. This is a KylexCartman pairing, my favorite. In this installment, Kyle has been cutting himself and Cartman notices.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,372 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
100 Things I Hate About You by JoyHeart reviews
Cartman and Kyle are trapped in an ice cream parlour in the early hours of the morning. To pass the time, Cartman decides to read a list of reasons he hates Kyle. Then the police show up. Some slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Don't Suck My Balls by OnigiriReject reviews
Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski hate each other. They cannot stand the sight of each other, they argue every time they meet, disagree on everything... then why can't they keep themselves away from the other? KylexCartman slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 91,706 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Forbidden urges by LuvKyleAndStan reviews
Cartman has always "liked" Kyle...did he possibly like him TOO much? What happens when his sexual urges get out of order? Non Slash, rated for disturbing scenes/swearing/sexuality.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,884 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Invisible by Hamster Fan reviews
After playing in the woods with his friends Kyle realizes that all of a sudden no one can see or hear him. Everyone desperatly searches for him during a blizzard even though he's right in front of them. Is he dead, going insane or something else? Nonslash
South Park - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,756 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I Feel So by Brat-Child3 reviews
I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,955 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Short Stories with Tragic Endings by Faery Goddyss reviews
Kenny's final death brings Kyle back to South Park after 11 years of living in California. Little does he or Stan know, but even in death Kenny has plans for his two estranged friends. StanBebe ending in StanKyle. COMPLETE w/ EPI.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 276,896 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Red Penguin by Faery Goddyss reviews
Cartman claims an evil red penguin haunts his attic, eating the insulation. The other boys, naturally, thinks he's full of crap. So the boys head to Cartmans to find out the truth behind his far fetched tale.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
The Reformation of Kyle Broflovski by Faery Goddyss reviews
When Stan transfers to Kyle's college to be closer to him, he finds Kyle has become increasingly cold, distant, and secretive. The closer Stan comes to uncovering the secret, the farther away Kyle seems... COWRITTEN with Indiana Beach Bum. SLASH. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 167,217 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Headstone by Ben Barrett reviews
A headstone in South Park Cemetery sparks the interest of a group of kids who want to know what happened. Hinted StanXKyle. Songfic. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
How Cartman Stole Christmas by Cszemis reviews
It sucks being on Santa’s naughty list. An outraged Cartman takes jolly old St Nicholas hostage and with the help of Kyle Broflovski, the boys declare war on Christmas and everything it stands for. CHAPTER 3 UPDATE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,316 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Style on Strike by Ben Barrett reviews
Stan and Kyle go on strike against slash stories. Oneshot. Style. Mildly slashy...whether they like it or not. Crude sexual humor.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Ties that Bind by Spacefille reviews
When a few guys at school make Kyle their target, Cartman decides to take advantage of the situation. His plan backfires when he finds himself falling for the boy he thinks he hates. Will anything ever be the same again? A dark CartmanxKyle, multiple pairings.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 99,720 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Kyle's Anatomy by Cszemis reviews
Courtesy of BroflovskiFan and Cszemis. Stan plays doctor, Kyle tries not to laugh and both boys end up with far more than they can handle. Rated M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
A Brief Scuffle Between Pitcher and Catcher by Seaouryou reviews
The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Craig, Leader of the Lawn Gnomes by Seaouryou reviews
Tweek has never been so sure of something in his life. Craig wants to eat him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Life is Better Under a Totalitarian Regime by Seaouryou reviews
The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,640 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Blue Balls by Azu Luna reviews
Cartman took the last blue one and Kyle is determined to get it back, no matter what. You'll never look at gumballs the same way again.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
To Hear Your Voice by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
COMPLETE. Slash. KyleCartman. Kyle's POV. 'He was always doing this. He knew that I knew that he knew he was always trying to beat me, and I trying to beat him. It was a game. Constantly.' PLEASE REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,946 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Bang Bang by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
ONESHOT. SLASH. StanKyle. Stan's POV. 'I wondered constantly if I was just with him because I was afraid to be alone. Why did I stay? Did I love him' PLEASE REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Stupid, Stupid Jew by Fletset reviews
Kyle's deathbed. Is this really what Cartman wanted?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Complete
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Insomnia reviews
Cartman can't sleep, so he calls the only person he knows will help. [Rated T for swearing]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Middle of Nowhere reviews
Token is throwing a party in Arizona, and all of the graduates of South Park High are invited. Unfortunately for Kyle, he has to drive Cartman. Their plans go awry when Kyle's car breaks down in the middle of the desert. The two must now depend on each other if they want to get out of the wilderness alive. SLASH: Kyle/Cartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,045 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 6/18/2013 - [Kyle B., Eric Cartman]
The Forgotten Deaths of Kenny McCormick reviews
Kenny McCormick is sick and tired of have each of his deaths forgotten. Will he ever be able to prove his immortality? Written in Kenny's POV. (CURRENTLY ON HIATUS)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Kenny M.