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Cherry Blossom Flames by Winged Lady Colette reviews
A seven year old amnesiac awoke in a stream, being rescued by two brothers. MadaraxSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,561 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 3/24 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Sharks and Mermaids by demimonde reviews
Sakura Haruno was of the mind that if life gave you lemons, then make lemonade. With this latest arrangement, she really didn't have a choice but to do just that. And maybe, if she was lucky, it would be more sweet than sour. High school AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,278 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Akatsuki
Not Your Average Vampire Story by Ailarii reviews
Sakura Haruno was finally able to return to familiar territory and continue her magical studies. She would be oh so excited if it weren't for one little detail. Since she'd a late arrival she'll be sharing a home with her best friend's brother and his crazy gang friends. Oh but why did they have to be so attractive? AkaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,538 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 7/22 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Chance by Winged Lady Colette reviews
Itachi awakens in the time Sengoku Jidai, as the brother of Madara Uchiha, still sick and being hunted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,778 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 6/16 - Itachi U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Two Morons and A Mad House by OfPaintAndOil reviews
Sakura escaped the Uchiha mansion with her dignity intact, but that doesn't mean she's still not gonna kill Naruto and Sasuke. Now with the overprotective dog and the Paint War just beginning, she may yet just move in with Ino and be done with it all . . . or change her name and move - whichever comes first. Sequel to Sakura's Moronic Best Friends. Rated T for cursing and Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,164 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 6/21 - Sakura H., Akatsuki, Team Seven
Close Encounters by JinnySkeans reviews
Her dad warned her about talking to strange boys. She might've tuned out the part where he told her not to move in with them. Whoops. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 127,996 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dirt and Ashes, or: The One-and-a-Half Body Problem by Tozette reviews
The invasion didn't fail. Team seven is long gone. Konoha has burned to the ground. And Sakura finds herself carrying half of Hidan across two countries, leaving a trail of blood, bodies and other people's legs. [Grim, absurd and very violent. No romance.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,281 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 5/25 - Sakura H., Hidan
Reincarnation by Winged Lady Colette reviews
Sakura awakens in the time of the founding of the Hidden Leaf, unknowing how she got there or how to get home, the only clue she has other than missing memories is visions of the Rabbit Goddess, Kaguya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,097 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 2/19 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Amongst the Sea of Faces by Lady Icicle reviews
Day by day, she sits in that little cafe. Ever the silent observer, she watches people pass by, unaware of just how much she affects the lives of the people she meets. Sakura-centric, AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,866 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Sakura H.
counting numbers by winter.blush reviews
Four times young Sasuke and Sakura slipped-up and the first time Itachi Uchiha took part in a betting pool. Oh, he is so gonna be rich. Non-massacre. Little Sasu/Saku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 4/5 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Itachi U.
In Which The Akatsuki Become Cats by Tozette reviews
"Also," added Sakura when she was done, "I found this." She pulled the cat out of her bag and plopped him on Tsunade's desk, ignoring the way his claws reflexively cut into her gloves before he was even properly awake. [Pretty much what it says on the tin. Rating may rise.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,362 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 7/5 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Awkward by weaselcheater reviews
Take one Itachi add fleas, a sleepy confused Sakura in Sasuke's bed and you get a perfect awkward situation. Non-Massacre. Series of drabbles! Rating changed for reasons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 6/28 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Kunoichi by MizukiYukiko reviews
For the first time in his life, Uchiha Itachi was called an idiot. To his face. SakuraXItachi, one-shot. Alternate Universe, non-massacre. 50-shinobi theme 21. "BAKA!" (stupid, idiot).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/27 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The First Time by MizukiYukiko reviews
The first time he saw her, he was nine and she was five. The first time he talked to her, she was twelve and he was seventeen. The first time he took real note of her, she was fifteen and he was nineteen. Little did he know that such inconsequential meetings would change everything he thought, felt, and did. ItachiXSakura. AU Non-Massacre. 50 shinobi theme #40. Heartstrings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,837 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Natural Habitat of Haruno Sakura by Tozette reviews
College AU. Sakura moves to a new town to attend university and desperately needs to find a cheap room in a share house. Luckily, the Akatsuki need a new housemate. (Or: the one where Itachi is a starving law student, Kakashi is teaching professional ethics and Pein is a hipster barista. Also there's a really scarring incident involving Hidan and a goat.) Violence, sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 152,112 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Through These Eyes by cherryvvoid reviews
When Senri had been reborn into the Uchiha clan as the niece to Kagami and cousin to his son Shisui she had resolved to be as boring and unassuming as she possibly could. But when she ends up engaged to one Uchiha Itachi (who was going to kill them all) she knows her wallflower days and thoughts of escape are over. The only thing she had to say to that was a tearful "Why me?" SI-Oc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,932 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 1,988 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Itachi U., Shisui U., Kagami U., OC
Sakura's Moronic Best Friends by OfPaintAndOil reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have a habit of kidnapping Sakura. Usually, this isn't horrible, but this time the morons take her to the one place she refuses to go to: the Uchiha mansion. So the morons better run now, because if she's still alive after the perverted advances of the Uchihas and the Akatsuki, she's gonna kill them. Sakuraxharem. Present day, AU. Rated T for cursing and Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,842 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 4/9 - Sakura H., Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
We Need Your Help by Sakura-Hinata-Akatsuki reviews
Sasuke came back about six months ago. Sakura, Ino, Tenten, Temari, and Hinata hear there teammates, even the Hokage, call them weak. They leave the leaf, and become extermly powerful. A few years later, the leaf need their help, after finding them they ask them to return. Will the girls help them? What will happen? How powerful are the girls now? And who are these new girls?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,691 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 5/4/2014
Blood Money by HiHi-Ai reviews
Needed: Someone who doesn't scare easily and can keep a secret. Sakura needed a job but was she really so broke she needed to work for a bunch of assassins? Yes. Yes, she was that broke. Working as the Akatsuki's assistant was a lot harder than it looked at first, but hey, a girl's got to pay her bills. What's a little blood money anyway?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,530 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 2/26 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Akatsuki
Sakura of the Mist by Sakura-Hinata-Akatsuki reviews
When Sasuke comes back he brings his team with him. Karin turns everyone on Sakura. When the Misukage offers Sakura a chance to become stronger, well how could Sakura refuse? Years later something happens. Sakura and her new friends must team up with the leaf. How will people react. Exactly how strong is Sakura? Where is the old Sakura!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,727 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Sakura H.
The Mystery Girl by animelover171 reviews
Sasuke Uchiha avoids his fan-girls by saying he has a girlfriend. None of his friends believe him when he says he's telling the truth. But what happens when she actually appears? Is this pink haired mystery girl really Sasuke's girlfriend? High-school fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,905 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Brother Trouble by VesperChan reviews
Sakura's father marries a woman with eleven sons and Sakura has to learn to live with so many males after a lifetime alone. AU Sakura/multi, but mostly Sakura/Uchiha. Crack, fluff, and humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,982 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Sakura H.
Akatsuki Baby by Mei-chan4 reviews
When Itachi finds a baby, the Akatsuki become her family. Will the group of feared S-class criminals be able to handle such a small child? When she meets the younger brother of her most important person, will she be able to choose sides?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 119 - Words: 214,634 - Reviews: 3283 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 3/10/2008
How to spend the days by nadapues reviews
Bye!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
The Unexpected Things by LoonyTuned reviews
With obnoxious teammates, a bored sensei, scheming best friends and an aspiring mother-in-law, will Sakura ever manage to escape what she detests the most? (Hint: It's Drama). ItachiXSakura. Non-Massacre. -UNDER CONSTRUCTION-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,372 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Elite Guard by SiriusBalisticPretzels reviews
Harry really wasn't quite sure what to think of Dumbledore's new security measures. He got the general idea but he didn't really see the added benefit this supposed elite guard offered. They were all rather...strange. One-shot turned drabble series. Slightly implied SasuSaku. ANBU!team7
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,965 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dealing with the Devil by kingsquidly reviews
Team 7 returns from a botched mission and the Hokage puts their entire team on probation for a month. But what's going to happen once the Hokage insists that Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke receive extra training? And what's going to happen when Sasuke's evil older brother Itachi is forced to supervise their training? Chaos ensues. NON-MASSACRE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Sweet Talking by LALALALOVEmee reviews
In which they all try to woo her, and she is just plain oblivious. Each chapter is written off of a pickup line I find online. Different POV and pairing each time. SakuraxMulti. AU. KonohaHighFic. ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,067 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Sakura H.
one small change by Invincible Shadow reviews
Story follows Sakura on a path that could've been taken if some things had been different. Mainly, if the talents she'd had in canon were noticed and honed sooner, Team 7 was not the team she was placed in, and Inner Sakura's violence and temper were shared by outer Sakura too. (semi-au; Sakura is a prodigy, OCs, canon-divergence, chap 32 contains mentions of homosexuality)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 148,190 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Sakura H., Neji H., OC
Chastity Belt by Dotti3 reviews
The male members of Team 7 wish to guard their dear Sakura's virtue from the evils of men. Unfortunately, they make the mistake of assigning Itachi the task in their absence. As it turns out, he's not as asexual as everyone assumed him to be. Non-mass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,798 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Fire High by animelover171 reviews
Sakura Haruno is used to being teased for her Cherry Blossom colored hair and Emerald green eyes, but she is also used to beating the crap out of anyone who does. After getting expelled for the fifth time her mother threatens to send her to boot camp. But she soon finds out it's not going to be that easy at her new school. Saku/Multi. previously owned by Jessi2094
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,565 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Sakura H.
Gravity by Kaze and Kiba reviews
They say 'man makes plans and God laughs'. If that's true then God must derive a vast deal of entertainment from Haruno Sakura. Either that, or maybe he just hated her, she wasn't sure yet. Rated for language, ecchi-ness and eventual romance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 143,959 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Wooing of the Pink Haired Artist by Gypsy Fighter reviews
Some people assumed that what they had was easy, and smooth. In reality, it wasn't, she was the not so rich collage artist that everyone knew was going to go far that was always on the tips of peoples tongues and was absentminded, and forgetful. While Madara was a bad boy that some how managed to catch the absentminded Sakura. M for Safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U.
The Perfect Costume Problem by AnimaAmore reviews
All Sakura wanted was a decent costume to wear to Ino's mega-important Halloween Bash. What she never bargained for was the sudden appearance of monsters left, right and centre, all vying for her attention! SakuxMulti, comedy all around! A Halloween story because I can, and I've been writing this story for two years and didn't want to go for three. T for mild language. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,131 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Sakura H., Kimimaro, Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
E n d e a r - m e by VoltaireZamora reviews
Sakura Haruno, an age-defying jutsu gone wrong, and the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 152,140 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Be My Secretary? by ShelbySabaku reviews
Sakura couldn't believe this was happening. Having the seven billionaires fighting over you to be their personal secretary, And having other billionaires fighting for you too? Sakura hated this even more than her secretary job. Sequel to PHS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,265 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Sakura H.
Just Deal by TheNamesMacey reviews
"Breaking news: Lead guitarist, Karin, from 'Just Deal' had been officially kicked out of the band after the attempted rape of lead singer Sasuke Uchiha." How did i not know this when my god father's the band manager? SasuSaku! Better than it sounds! SORRY TO SAY THAT I CAN'T WRITE THIS ANYMORE AND IT WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,937 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tomboy to Princess by Princess Kairi98 reviews
Sakura has been a tomboy all of her life.Her five guy friends get a big surpise when she changes into a girlygirl over the summer.Will the guys fall for their friend or will the new guys seize her first! Sakuraxmultiple couples!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 160,482 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Sakura H.
Accidentally (Old) by RisingRaven100 reviews
(This is an old, inadequate version if this story, sofinding the updated version of this thing on my page would be wise and more enjoyable. So yeah.) The Akatsuki want her, Shikamaru tried to stop her, Sasuke is pretending to CARE, and all of Konoha just wants to know where the hell she is! Akatsuki/Sakura, some ShikaSaku friendship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,003 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Fated by Mellow Lellow reviews
"The Breakup was three weeks ago. It's time to hit the club Sakura and get over Sasuke." Is what Ino had said; and I could understand that. But this? This was just ridiculous. Men shouldn't be allowed to go around kissing unsuspecting girls! AU SakuIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,752 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Pull Your Weight by Tozette reviews
One-shot, set in a high school AU. Students of Konoha High are required to lift weights during PE. Sakura is... er, stronger than expected. Silly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Natural Habitat - Side Story: The Mysterious Missing Panties by Tozette reviews
This is a side-story to my current monstrous college AU "The Natural Habitat of Haruno Sakura". Sakura's underpants are missing and she's forced to put the remaining shreds of her dignity on the line to locate them. It's not really looking good for our hero.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/16/2014
Skirts & Shoes, Pants & Punches by Nifoi reviews
Sakura, a girly-girl turned tomboy, while struggling with life's hardships and upsetting lies, has to deal with another problem- the unwanted attention she's attracted from almost every boy she knows. "What the f*ck is up with those b*stards?" AkaSaku/ MultiSaku (AU)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,096 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - [Sakura H., Akatsuki]
Additions by Nifoi reviews
Three toddlers are found in an eerie forest by a pair of Akatsuki members. When they are brought to base, they are decided to be kept. Thus, begins the humorous journey of the S-rank criminals to raise the three children into beautiful killers. AU, kinda/ Rated T for Hidan's mouth
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,448 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H., Akatsuki
Your Fat Cat by missmocha77 reviews
"May I suggest the low fat cat food in aisle three?" Itachi suggested. Sakura hissed at him. In which fat cats and rodent dogs are present. Their presence spurs on a heated rivalry and heated interest between two neighbors. ItaSaku, nonmassacre. "Sequel" is up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 57,915 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Idiot Guy's Guide to a Woman's Heart by withallheartandsoul reviews
Need help charming the girl of your dreams? Feel like you've got no chance in getting her attention? Having a hard time expressing your emotions? Well,your prayers have been answered! Presenting the "Idiot Guy's Guide to a Woman's Heart" by Jiraiya-sama. Even the most cold-blooded of assassins can become one of the hottest lady killers in town!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,828 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Sakura H., Sai, Tsunade S. - Complete
miss oblivious by MikazukiDreams reviews
In which Sasuke tries to be obvious, and Sakura is oblivious. Popcorn, anyone?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Heartbeat by Freak-show101 reviews
Bow chicka wow-wow. Damn girl, you have to stop ruining my mojo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori
Evil Cherry Blossom by 9CatLives reviews
Sakura puts on a sweet, average facade everyday to appear normal, even though she can do so much more. She just doesn't care anymore. What happens when one day the Akatsuki decide to walk all over her normal life? sakumulti, maybe some yaoi, if I feel like it. AU gakuen Swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,862 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,667 - Reviews: 2577 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 1,730 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Perfect Choice by Reverence of the Night Rain reviews
Sakura is ready to settle down but it looks like all the eligible guys are all either married or engaged! Sakura is desperate and asks for Ino's help. with a few set up dates and a list from Shikamaru they might just find her perfect match. KakaSaku, GenSaku, KotetSaku, IruSaku, IzuSaku, ChoSaku, KibaHina, NejiTen, ShinoTema, TsunaJira and LOTS of ShikaIno! Please R&R! NO FLAMES!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Kotetsu H., Izumo K.
Finders Keepers by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Little brother, if you don't take care of what's precious to you-you don't deserve to have it. Since you haven't learned your lesson, I will take her away from you. Sakura's in trouble when she catches Itachi's attention. M-language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,103 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Funny Fates by Naz-G reviews
When Madara took over Konoha, Tsunade and her allies fled and became missing nin, then the fates made them allies of Akatsuki under Pein. Said fates have also decided to make that damned Uchiha Itachi much sexier than he should be. Let the madness begin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,939 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Love Thy Neighbour by kaze suzume reviews
"This belongs to you." She hissed at him, thrusting his older cousin towards him as if he were the guilty owner responsible for the misbehaving puppy that had just peed on her carpet. [oneshot] AU non-mass CRACK [slight ItaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Tipsy II: Drunk by moor reviews
Mod AU. MadaSaku. The second of the "5 Drunkfics" prompts. Madara is super-excited to talk to the pretty lady with the really high alcohol tolerance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
You Want Me To Fail The Exams? Oh HELL No! by Invincible Shadow reviews
When Sakura gets signed up for the ANBU exams by her team, all hell breaks loose. Sasuke is brooding when she passes, Naruto thinks she wants to take the title of future Hokage from him, Shisui is perving, and Itachi is... Flirting with Sakura! WTF!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Just A Little Lost by LilithiaRW reviews
Because I love rare couples. Izuna and Sakura oneshot. Poor Sakura is lost in time and gets captured by the Uchiha clan. "You can put that pointy-thing away now. I don't bite." She said dryly. "It's called a kunai." "It's called sarcasm." Sent back two hundred years and the Uchiha clan still had no sense of humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Sakura H., Izuna U. - Complete
Violence Is Not The Answer by Lady Icicle reviews
So, Sakura's just been expelled from her school, disowned by her parents, and now, she's attending a new school where everyone seems to think she's the cutest thing since My Little Pony? Wonderful. AU, High School fic, MultiSaku, T for strong language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,854 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sakura H.
Polyamorous by xUntoldStory reviews
Oneshots of different Akatsuki/Sakura pairings. Chapter 1: DeiSaku. New chapter: SasoSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Interns and Tasers by Sakura478 reviews
Alright, so she tased him on a train. So what? He was a doctor and she was his summer intern, he would be completely professional about the whole thing right? It's not like he's going to turn her next few months into a living hell or anything? He's far too respectable for that, he is an Uchiha after all. Itasaku. Itachi/Sakura. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,092 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Crank Dat Uchiha by Kyuubi's Angel of Darkness reviews
The first time Uchiha Itachi met his little brother's childhood friend Sakura, it was indirectly and through a song. A song, now that he thinks about it, that was a horribly inaccurate and terribly misleading description of character.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The One That Got Away by MizukiYukiko reviews
Perhaps his seven-year-old son's classroom wasn't the best place to reunite with his long lost love, especially when she was looking at him like she wanted to bash his face in with her bare fists. ItachiXSakura. AU Modern. 50 shinobi theme #3. Tossing a coin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
333 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of WalMart by HailQueenLottie reviews
Doesn't the title say it all? Soon to be updated Rated T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,860 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Key to My Heart by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Middle-aged men should never be matchmakers. Luckily Fugaku has the support of his family.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,904 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Fugaku U. - Complete
Oh Romeo! by ShelbySabaku reviews
"You should be thankful though Sakura! Everyone male in school wants to be your Romeo!" Sakura was honestly going to kill Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,874 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Enchantment by BrownEyedHusky reviews
"Absolutely not!" Madara yelled. "They're not even engaged yet! Sasuke and Sakura-chan cannot live together! We're the respectable and the traditional Uchiha, damn it!" ...And this was coming from the man who just planned on kidnapping Sakura for himself, Izuna thought.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U., Akatsuki - Complete
Hot Chocolate and Koneko-Chan by Night is a beautiful thing reviews
It all started with keying a car. "Shhhh, drink your hot chocolate, Sakura, before it gets cold." She's always bumping into him and then runs off. And now she has a pretty big Debt in her hands. "We're leaving the country, your new name will be Koneko-'kun' okay?" "Meow?" Oh yeah, and she has a kitten her name... 'Koneko-chan' That's original Sakura. Very Original... Sigh.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Team Sakura by BrownEyedHusky reviews
Let the shipping war begin. Starting with Mommy Mikoto v. Mommy Kushina. [Team Kakashi] [Team Yondaime] [Team Sandaime] [ChibiSaku x Many hints]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Course of a Year by Sakura478 reviews
For five years Itachi Uchiha didn't look twice at Sakura Haruno. But in the course of a year she will become everything to him. Itachi/Sakura. Itasaku. Non-massacre. The month of January was the first time that Itachi saw Sakura as her own entity instead of his brother's teammate It was also the month that she was mysteriously chosen for ANBU squad one. Non massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,858 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
When the Time is Right by TayShiorra reviews
AU. After the death of his mother, Akane, Itachi's son has taken a liking to the girl at the day care - Sakura... but Itachi never suspected that she was not so much a girl as a woman... and he clearly underestimated his son's attachment to her! But then he starts to grow just as attached as Setsu is... Cute scenes and fluff! Read and Review! To be reposted to TayMor. See profile!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,127 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.]
We're Getting Nowhere by Drindrak reviews
"I suggest you remove that hand, before I castrate you." "So you'll willingly touch me?" A collection of unconnected SasoSaku drabbles. Non-ninja verse. T for language. Updates every 1-3 days.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,400 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Saving the World's Sanity by Drindrak reviews
In which the school's Sign In sheet attracts the Akatsuki to Sakura Haruno. AkatSaku. T for swearing. ON HIATUS. I will put chapter 7 up though.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,555 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Your Girlfriend, My Girlfriend, Our Girlfriend by Nadine25 reviews
In which Naruto dates an unconscious Hinata, Sasuke wants a girlfriend, Sakura accepts an impossible task and Itachi is very protective of his younger brother. And everyone prays that Itachi doesn't end up killing Sakura. AU; ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,252 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
100th Secretary by aerin02 reviews
All 99 ex-secretaries of Itachi resigned in less than a month because Itachi and the Akatsuki gang scared them out. After Itachi hired Sakura as his 100th secretary, has he finally met his match? itasaku.. edited and revised from chapter one and taken out of hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,178 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Fast Lane by Hey Tay reviews
REWRITTEN. They're girls that would rather be changing oil, than always changing clothes. And they're guys that just want to get with girls and race cars. Nothing particularly wrong with either. But when you add in good looks, tons of money, and a little extra... let's just hope for the win. SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno, NejiTen. Check the tumblr account for more: fastlane-fanfic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,278 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
All To You and Them by BlackBelt reviews
Series of one-shots centered around one Haruno Sakura. Stories about love, triumph, friendship, and endless humor abound. Story Two: Sakura and the rest of the group finally decide to explain all and answer the hate.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,287 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Sakura H.
Fancy Footwork by silverfootsteps reviews
For Sakura, there's always been dreary days of schoolwork and unreliable people. Who knew a clumsy womanizer, an accidental pervert, a soft-hearted glutton, and an incredibly sexy virgin would light her life up like this? A friendship founded on dancing and the strange threat that tied them all together: "Fiji". AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 245,572 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Sakura Haruno Hatake by Danielle9389 reviews
What if Sakura was orphaned at a young age and Kakashi adopted her when she was 5? Now she's part of team 7 with the boy she fell in love with and the knuckle head ninja. Will love finally bloom or will someone else catch her eye? COMPLETED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 33,767 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
New Beginning by Ketsueki no Kuki reviews
"Haruno Sakura, welcome to Akatsuki.""What's up sexy?" "Mind if i take a bite of you un?""You're the girl who killed me.""Hn.""Let's go have sex pinky!""She should pay us.""Good to have another girl, we can fun mmhmm.""I wanna eat you.""TOBI LIKE YOU!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,344 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Cherry Blossom Class by storygirl1015 reviews
The Cherry Blossom Class of Konoha Kindergarten is known for their mischievous antics. But when innocent Sakura joins the class, how far will they go to impress her? One thing's for sure, their poor teacher Iruka's going to have more than a few gray hairs before it's over...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,750 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Sakura H.
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 2922 - Favs: 3,129 - Follows: 1,805 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Hangover by JinnySkeans reviews
It started off as an innocent trip to Vegas shared with their friends. It ended with...well, maybe they'll tell you, if they ever remember. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Clear Blue by ReiraChanXD reviews
A set of distressing circumstances leaves Sakura, screaming at the clear blue stick in her hands, then consequently throwing it through her bathroom wall, seeking vengeance and castration on the man that did this to her. Non-massacre/fluff
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,898 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Cupid of Konoha High by percylover101 reviews
After two years of going to single-sex schools, the gang is finally reunited, and with Naruto Uzumaki deciding the time is ripe for some matchmaking, things at Konoha High School will never be the same..."CUE RAGING HORMONES AND TANGIBLE SEXUAL TENSION, TEME!" "Say it one more time, dobe. Say it one. More. Time."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,056 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bring your pet to work day by Kyuubi's Angel of Darkness reviews
AU/nonmassacre "We don't need a babysitter!" "Hey lady this one will give your chest that extra bow chicka bow!" *Smack* *Groan* "Naruto..." "Sorry Sakura-chan." "Excuse me miss, please stop raping my friend, its illegal." "Yo Sasori, I landed your sister in jail." "No 'mam napkins are not a currency!" Naruto, Saskue get ready for one week of hell... Well comedy for the rest...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,226 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Daddy Dearest Series by charmed-chan reviews
Ever wonder what our favorite/least favorite characters would be like as fathers well all of them will get a chapter to be daddy to our favorite pink haired ninja. Cute/funny series, about family and fatherhood. vote for the next father!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 18,892 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sakura H.
Return Of The Vampire Cherry Blossom Hime by ChErRyBlOsSoM274 reviews
Sasuke's back and Tsunade suddenly gives them a mission in and entirely different universe. Read as Sakura finds out the life she had before Konoha and what relationship she has with everybody she has in the Vampire Knight Universe. This story has been adopted by KatlovesCats.
Crossover - Naruto & Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,505 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Sakura H., Kaname K.
Blind Spots by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Sakura's life is a chaotic mess and she can't seem to find her footing. Neji is caught between his duties to his clan and job and a growing interest in a particular medic. It'll start with Sakura breaking his hands and end in Hinata starting a riot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,658 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Sakura H., Neji H.
What Were You Thinking? by Mustsleep reviews
Sasuke needed someone to watch his cousin and somehow she got volunteered. Oh dear, poor Shisui Shi/Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,120 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Shisui U., Sakura H. - Complete
Operation: E D U C A T I O N by PeinSaku reviews
"What in God's name does this have to do with a dancing panda?" "Really?" Sasuke deadpanned, scarily serious, in a tone that said Madara should be fearing for his life. "If you have to ask, then you clearly don't know what you're getting yourself into." — AU. Crack!fic. Language Warning. Sequel to "Operation: F U N."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,741 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/11/2013 - [Sakura H., Madara U.] - Complete
The Search for Haruno Sakura's Deflowerer! by KYUUxKYUU reviews
Rumor has it Team Seven's Sakura Haruno has had her innocence taken by some bastard-but who? Join Team Seven on the adventure to find-and brutally murder-the thief of our favorite little pinkette's innocence. Ah, little do they know...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Like A Boss by Gintsuki of the Rain reviews
Haruno Sakura, Dresses like she's in mourning, has the skills of an ANBU, PINK hair, DATED my brother a few years back, and yet... I have never heard of the girl. Started out SasuSaku.. but because I haven't actually put any SasuSaku stuff in it, I may end up leaving it ItaSaku. Fans will decide. Rated M for bad language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,592 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Paths by Spoiled Sweet reviews
No one said it would be easy to be a Hatake. One-shots centering on Sakura, Kakashi, and their offspring.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,879 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Daddy? How Could You! by Invincible Shadow reviews
Sakura spent her whole life with the Akatsuki, concentraiting on becoming stronger, to be of use to her Father, whom she viewed as the God himself. However, after being sent to Konoha as an undercover Genin,will her opinion of Him change? Saku-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 75,035 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
1800AKATSUKI by Blue-10-Spades reviews
Because nobody wanted to date the anger management, turrets suffering girl, Sakura Haruno decided to take matters into her own hands. Perhaps calling the number written in the girls' bathroom of the psyche ward was not the best option.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Sugar Cube by Thirrin73 reviews
As Sakura sat there in nothing but her underwear, a bottle of sake in hand and the arms of a pair of extremely drunk criminals draped over her shoulders, she realized that everything she thought she knew about the Akatsuki was dead wrong. • AkaSaku •
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,466 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Smackdown by moor reviews
MadaSaku. Modern AU. Crack!fic. A trip to the mall.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Blind Date by Akira's Shadow reviews
Ino decides that Sakura needs a man in her life, so she sets Sakura up with a series of blind dates! It's up to Sakura to pick her lover. Who will she choose? AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,009 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Sakura H.
Verification by oxymoronloverchronicles reviews
In which Sakura is determined to stay away from Uchiha police nins and Sasuke is determined to court a pink haired medic whether she likes it or not. AU, SasuSaku, based on carrinth's spectacular fanart of the same name.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,866 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
If It's not Broken Smash it Into A wall by Nadine25 reviews
Sakura and Ino are new students in Konoha's high academy. They are desperately attempting to seduce two very hot Uchiha's, with Orochimaru, Jiraya and Kakashi as instructors watch out for the mayhem. AU: Itasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 163,100 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The New Neighbours by ilovetimbits reviews
A couple and thier daughter move in beside Hidan and Sakura can they handle the neighbors or move out like the other twenty? Strong language. AU setting,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Baby Akatsuki by Onyx Embers reviews
My Onyx version of Sand's story. But with Chocolate bars! The 3-4 year old Akatsuki cause trouble for team 7. Possible Sasusaku. Definite cuteness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,032 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
A Night in the Blue Orchid by Enodia reviews
Sakura is sixteen. Genma is on the hunt, Kakashi is worried, Shikamaru is amused and Asuma... well, Asuma is being the loyal friend as usual. That is, at least until that night that they all have to spend in the Hotel Blue Orchid on a mission...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Sakura H., Asuma S. - Complete
Belonging by Aria Illusine reviews
Modern AU, Sakura is a guy-shy scholarship student at boarding school who becomes manager of a dorm entirely of upperclassmen guys. If it wasn't for the contract she would turn right around and run for it...ItaSakuDei, with some other AkaSaku pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,391 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Mew by Ramenism reviews
Madara approaches Sakura with a proposition: to bear his children. SakuraXMadara. Language. Fun and Fluffy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Madara U., Sakura H. - Complete
This is War by silverfootsteps reviews
It started with blue paint and someone with terrible aim. For Readandreview17.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Sexy Bastards and Rock, Paper Scissors by goodgirl41 reviews
punk 15 year old sakura doesnt want to remember things, but waht will happen when she finds her past very much so lingering in Kohana Private Boarding School... im horrible at summaries please just read and reveiw
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,597 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Navy and Khaki by flixthepony reviews
AU Sakura Haruno works at Walmart, it's a stressful job with whiny customers and cranky co-workers but now she has to deal with the company coming in for their reviews. Little does she know they are staying for more than she bargained for and they all want her for themselves. Maybe she should have stayed in bed today. POLL IS UP!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,513 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Stolen Property by awesomepigman reviews
A series of oneshots where the Akatsuki and Sakura steal stuff. From a kangaroo to more private, immature, or just messed up things. Rated mature for adult scenerios and verbarity verbal hillarity AkatsukiXSakura?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
A Closeted Affair by Dotti3 reviews
If she couldn't have Sakura as her actual daughter, Mikoto was determined to have her as a daughter-in-law. And she would do anything to accomplish her goal. Even if it meant shoving some stubborn shinobi in a closet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tempest by Thirrin73 reviews
Rival schools, Cross Academy and Konoha Academy, have decided to try to settle their differences by exchanging students. And everyone, both Day and Night class alike, can't help but admit that the three K.A. representatives are very strange. Rocky roads and thin ice ahead; a most turbulent tempest. NaruSakuSasu, MultiSaku, SakuraCentric, SakuHarem.
Crossover - Naruto & Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,107 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Sakura H.
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Anything, But Ordinary by Kunoichi Uchiha Sakura reviews
While searching for a new base Pein and Konan run into a bit of a battle resulting in them having an infant, Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,326 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Therapy With Ibiki by Dotti3 reviews
Because Sasuke just hasn't suffered enough in life yet. One shots depicting the therapy process between Morino Ibiki and Uchiha Sasuke session by awkward session.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Ibiki M., Sasuke U.
Miracoli che diventa realtà by Invincible Shadow reviews
Sakura's the girl who has everything-loving friends,good grades,incredible talents.But there is something underneath the surface-a broken,lonely girl who only wishes for peaceful solitude and a box of tissues to wipe tears with. Will Akatsuki change her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Shakespeare In notso Love by ShelbySabaku reviews
Because Shakespeare was a misogynist, and Sakura doesn't appreciate that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Cinema by Miss Dany reviews
The first time they had seen each other, he was 10 and she was 8. She had been shoving Sasuke's face into the sand for stealing her coveted four-leafed clover and he had been standing there watching and laughing at the fate of his baby brother. For StormDragon666's oneshot contest.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
My Life As A Clinically Insane Pink Haired Girl by PeinSaku reviews
My mom got called away on some kind of business trip yesterday, so my brother Nagato and I have to stay home alone for a couple of weeks. And since he just can't stand the thought of leaving me to my own devices, Jerk-face over here decided that he's gonna drag me along to his stupid little group meeting. Kill me now. — AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,197 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 149 - Published: 6/3/2012 - [Sakura H., Pain/Pein] Nagato, Akatsuki - Complete
Scarlet Letters by Maximum Chaos-Chan reviews
"You ironed red A's on to all of his clothing? And slept with his roommate-slash-cousin in his own bed?" "Yes..." "You have become the hero for every person that's been cheated on." AU; SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,748 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Acting May Be Love by Ketsueki no Kuki reviews
"I only dated her for publicity." "Then why does she always want to kill me?" "She's in love with me." "And?" "She finds you as a threat." "How?" "Because, i may love you." ... "Are you acting?" "Tell me, do you love me?" "-I don't know yet." UchiSakMada
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,499 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sakura H., Madara U.
Just A Little Bit by Thirrin73 reviews
She always knew her short temper would get her into trouble, but this was just ridiculous. Mental note: Don't punch any more Host Club members in the face. The consequences just aren't worth it. OuranBoys/Sakura, MultiSaku, SakuraCentric
Crossover - Naruto & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,873 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Sakura H.
Wasted Days and Wasted Nights by Kaze and Kiba reviews
All she wanted was a dry bed and a warm drink...and then they walked in. A thank you fic for you super people who review my work "You know, Itachi, if you keep rolling your eyes like that they might stick that way and then your Sharingan will be useless"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,125 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Falling Hard by YuukoAzmasaki reviews
Shisui saw Sakura at a party for Sasuke's Birthday. But he didn't learn her name. He is desperate to find her and learn her name. He wants nothing more than to take her out and get to know her. But first: finding her! Read to see Shisui's problem! Adopted
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,052 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Sakura H., Shisui U.
Lack of Sleep by StormDragon666 reviews
A snippet of nighttime conversation between Madara and Sakura, moments after he snuck into her bedroom. Pure fluff, contest prize oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
One Will Never Know by Invincible Shadow reviews
All she ever dreamed of was a normal life. A normal boyfriend, normal responsibilities, with a normal job. But once you've been trained as an assassin, normality is usually the last thing on your mind. "You did well, Sakura. But not well enough." ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
A to Z: The Dream Team Uncut! by BellaPerea reviews
Join the four resident geniuses stuck in one team by a drunk Tsunade and their day to day lives! Neji, Sasuke, Sakura and Shikamaru-uncut! N is for Nurse: because their manly pride bagged them the best one. :friendship:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,332 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Month Long Romance by ShelbySabaku reviews
She believed that love could only last a month. They disagreed. 12 short Sakuxmulti oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,829 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Top of the world by Freak-show101 reviews
Sasuke Uchiha couldn't believe he was jealous. Of Karin. Two-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
testing, testing by wordbends reviews
In which Sakura realizes that her best friend's relatives are all jerks. She reacts by throwing things. — Non-massacre AU; Shisui/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Shisui U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wife Contest by BlackBelt reviews
AU: Uchiha Sasuke had it all...wealth, power, looks, and women eating out of the palm of his hands. But the only way to keep it is to find a wife! Shouldn't be too hard right? But why does that pink one seem oddly uninterested? Yes, it has been UPDATED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,370 - Reviews: 1727 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
How to annoy the Akatsuki, tested by Sakura Haruno by Nijihime reviews
The title... pretty much says it all. Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,606 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H.
100 MadaraXSakura themes by Skye-Tear reviews
001; "Please forgive me love! I should have let you fall instead of trying to catch you." I might actually forgive- Wait what!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Sakura H., Madara U.
Urban Collage by StormDragon666 reviews
Saya and Nobuyuki Haruno stood and smiled when their daughter stepped out of her car, bright and capable as ever. And they dropped their jaws when they saw the boyfriend's face covered in piercings. PainSaku Drabblefic. Kind of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Complete
Strings by hugsfortheneedy reviews
Haruno Sakura never really understood death. Mostly because she still saw the deceased walking around afterwards. A drabble-style story about ghosts, the truth behind Inner Sakura, and red strings of fate. SakuMulti. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Sakura H.
One More by Croon reviews
Tsunade adopts ten unruly children, but can't resist one more. Sakura sometimes wishes, especially in the mornings when she wakes up to her bed being blown up, that it hadn't been her. AU Modern World Akatsuki X Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,046 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Possessiveness by NadeshikoEverdeenHimeSama reviews
Dedicated to Ketsueki no Kuki. What do doctor's coats, crayons, and Sasuke's butt have to do with each other? Well, Madara and Sakura know. MadaraxSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
The Wits & Woes of Miss Sakura Haruno by Orange Sherbet reviews
Itachi had a kunai at my throat, Hidan had my wrists, and Deidara was sitting on my thighs. And let's not forget the fact that they were all still topless. Pakkun, I don't think we're in Konoha anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,438 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Mendoukusei by Naz-G reviews
Sakura, an S Class Jounin and medic, one of the most powerful Konoha has ever had. Her legendary Team 7 are all part of ANBU. Life's good. Only 1 problem: she's steadily falling for her stoic, gorgeous sex god of a captain. *Sigh*, mendoukusei, ne?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 80,066 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Weakness by Kapootya reviews
Don't you sometimes wish Sakura wasn't so damn pathetic with such a cardboard personality? Me too. Here's my story of how two Uchihas help her find her full potential. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,374 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Kaleidoscope Days by silverfootsteps reviews
From watching her heal the sick and throttle the living daylights out of her best friend, Itachi discovers that there's a lot more to Haruno Sakura than he expects. Non-massacre. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 99 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Here I Am by LuxaLucifer reviews
Sakura is starting Sophomore year at an arts school. The students are weird, the music is old, and half the teachers scare Sakura, including her mother. Sakura loves the place, except for the jerk that teaches English. Eventual KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 138,333 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Animal Kingdom by StormDragon666 reviews
A nightmare in Sakura's opinion would be the mafia wanting her dead. Unfortunately, they just want her. Modern UchihaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,894 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 173 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Sakura H.
Accept by AdderFangBasiliskVenom reviews
She'd been right though, she had attracted a lot of stares. And she'd also, unknowingly, attracted the stares of the most feared school gang in all the countries: The Akatsuki. And it was all because of her hair, her pastel pink hair. One-Shot, PeinSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Complete
The Orange and Black Mask by angelgurl079 reviews
Sequel to Pretty Flower Please read that first, it is amazing SakuraxTobi. She loves him, He loves her. He messed with her memories, She wants to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,996 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sakura H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
25 MadaSaku themes by chaosangel13 reviews
Rubber Ducks: Before Sakura could breath she was smothered in kisses from a man wearing power ranger swim trunks in a bath tub filled with vanilla scented bubbles and bright rubber ducks. God, Madara loved rubber ducks
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,214 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Sakura H., Madara U.
Facebook Galore by Gabbeh reviews
CRACK. /Sasu&Saku/ Quiz 6: Uchiha Sasuke took the 'What Will You Be When You're Older' quiz and got the result: 'Professional Stalker.' This couldn't end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Not Good Enough by AJlovesKakashi reviews
Kiba has only one goal...get Sakura to realize he's the only one for her. Problem: She's always surrounded by guys she's rejected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,469 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Kiba I., Sakura H.
Wanted by Orange Sherbet reviews
Deidara: A true pyromaniac. Itachi: He needs a tan. Hidan: Therapy and medication. Tobi: WTF. How am I, Sakura Haruno, supposed to whip the most feared gang in Suna into shape? "Hidan. Be a dear and KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS." Kill me now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,186 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Just Because by PeinSaku reviews
Because he is Itachi, she is Sakura, and that's the way things work. Series of one-shots. Sequel to Harry Potter and the Red Dawn Guardians.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,532 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
花弁の雨滴 Shizuku Oite Hana by PeinSaku reviews
After Yahiko quite literally runs into the girl of his dreams, he comes to discover that she's the new transfer student joining his class. What could get better? Now, if only he could stop making a fool of himself in front of her... AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,708 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 3/4/2009 - [Sakura H., Yahiko] - Complete
Magic Meets The Konoha Sannin by Sakuraangel1327 reviews
Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke are sent as ANBU Team 7 to Hogwarts to protect both the school and Harry Potter. They are The Legendary Sannnin of Konoha sent to Hogwarts to fight the battle of Orochimaru and Voldemort combined. NaruSakuSasu
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Sakura H.
Harry Potter and the Red Dawn Guardians by PeinSaku reviews
Who ever knew that protecting some kid with glasses and a lightning bolt scar from Orochimaru and another snake-affiliated freak would be so hard? Throw in the unwanted attention of a certain Uchiha, and you've got yourself a recipe for disaster. Akatsuki no Sakura. Prequel to Just Because.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,538 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
Sex 101 by Orange Sherbet reviews
Because Sakura needed to learn it sooner or later, and who better to teach her than the master himself?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
It's a 'Love Hate' Relationship by Deidara's Sugar Girl reviews
Wealthy Parents, a Rich boarding school, and students of every shape and size. What more could a high school girl ask for? Well Sakura Haruno on the other hand is not at ALL pleased. She hates rich kids hates boarding school and her roommate is a...BOY?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,538 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H.
A Marriage Inconvenienced by lulu42 reviews
The math was simple: Him plus Her equaled genius. It's really a pity he forgot to mention it. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,212 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
A Christmas Promise by kisukebenihime reviews
*ShiSaku* Two months ago, Shisui left on a mission with a promise; to return home to his girlfriend, Sakura, in time for the holidays and he's going to make good on that promise. One-shot. AU non-mass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,196 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Shisui U., Sakura H. - Complete
sincerely but never yours by Alive In Wonderland reviews
SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 445,563 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Speeding Lies by Violent.Ninja.Girl reviews
Sakura goes for a ride in Hidan's car. The cops show up and hilarity ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Costume Chaos by Itaweasel-hime reviews
It all happened through a series of Halloweens. He met her, and gradually, fell harder every year. Nothing was ever simple. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Autumn Leaves by ShelbySabaku reviews
"Madara get your lazy, unmotivated ass up and help me or else I'm going to shove this rake up somewhere I know you won't want it to be." Sakura loathed Fall.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Konoha Undercover by vampires-ninjas-ohmy reviews
Naruto, Hinata, Sakura, and Shikamaru are sent to Cross Academy, where they are to protect Yuki Cross and the school from Rido and Orochimaru. It's bad enough that Sakura has to deal with a new school and her past, what she didn't expect was to find love.
Crossover - Naruto & Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,866 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sakura H., Kaname K.
Well, To Me, It Looks Like We're Screwed by FEARtheBOREDOM reviews
"WHAT?" "Yes. You heard me right. There's going to be a sports festival in three days, and all of the universities in the country will be participating." "Are you crazy! We're gonna have our asses handed to us on a sushi platter!" "Not my problem." CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Barbie Stickers and Panda Kuns by DinosaurEyes reviews
AU. Sakura gets bored in class on day and - ahem 'under my baggy sweatpants I am wearing a pair of short shorts not unlike the ones Lara Croft wears, decorated with barbie stickers' NejiSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Sakura H., Neji H.
A Flirt by ShelbySabaku reviews
"Hey gorgeous, how about I show you the biggest bone of your entire life?" Sakura always hated it when he got like this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
What Not To Do On A Mission by PeinSaku reviews
Hello, my fellow shinobi. If you are reading this, then you must be preparing to embark upon your first mission. These simple guidelines were created to ensure the safety of your charge, your teammates, and yourself, so please do your best to follow them. Take, for example, Rule No. 26: If your teammate says "duck", he or she does not mean that a duck is passing by. — Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Complete
Dissection by AJlovesKakashi reviews
Sasuke should really learn, never make Sakura do all the work...She's got a grudge and leverage. Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Claude Monet by StormDragon666 reviews
The most probable reason for my love of school is that I'm a disgusting know-it-all. I draw my self-worth from studying and acing tests. Still, I'm just a girl who enjoys having fun. I love the banter in French class. I love murdering rival soccer teams. I even love art class. And the teacher there loves me. Apparently. More news at 11! (DeiSaku. High school AU.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,473 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Sakura H., Deidara
Legally Bound by Hate Me-I Dare You reviews
What does Itachi call Sakura when no ones around? Who knew THE Itachi Uchiha would use such a cute nickname!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Color of my Nails by Kazerith reviews
Painting her nails a new color each day was a habit that she picked up from Ino. Yet, Sakura didn't realize that each color she picked tended to be based off of her mood for that day... Now if only the males of team seven could put two and two together...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,669 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inappropriate Advances by voicelord reviews
She had been warned all her life that: "men are single-mindedly perverted horny animals and it is your job to run like the wind!" Too bad Haruno Sakura never did take advice very well. Especially the advice of her idiotic teammates. Neji x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
White Elephant Christmas by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Nineteen year old Sakura was tired of last-minute, impersonal gifts from her team. This year was gonna be different, everyone was going to put some heart into it. And they'll find out where Sakura's been hiding her heart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,320 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sway by ShelbySabaku reviews
Sakura will never understand how she got roped into going Salsa dancing during December. Especially when the six men who invited her have been in love with her since she was twelve.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Field Research by randomsomeone reviews
Reading a smutty book's left Gaara with some questions. Gaara's questions might give Sakura a mental breakdown. GaaSaku, fluffy and completely not serious crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Scattered Thoughts by randomsomeone reviews
A collection of unrelated, mostly lighthearted GaaSaku ficlets. The pair seems to enjoy abusing each other . . .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,490 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
GenmaSensei by Sakucherryblossoms reviews
Genma is Sakura's teacher at her high school, and she wants him badly. Genma wants her just as much, but he's her teacher. What will happen when the two start trying to seduce one another? How far will they take their relationship before it goes too far?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,674 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Sakura H., Genma S. - Complete
Girlfriend For A Day by PeinSaku reviews
So, I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when suddenly the famous teenage movie star Uchiha Sasuke latched onto my arm and claimed to be my boyfriend to escape from his psychotic fangirls and camera stalkers. Seriously, karma? Overkill? — AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,821 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Misunderstandings by Shining Through reviews
After training one day, Kakashi overhears Sakura talking about her crush. When she says that she hasn't seen his entire face, Kakashi worries that she's in love with HIM. But, what if Sakura was in love with a masked, insect wielding Aburame instead?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Shino A., Sakura H. - Complete
The Uchiha Secret by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
Sasuke froze as he stared at Sai’s eyes, which were identical to his Uchiha Sharingan eyes now: red with anger and black with hatred...One family secret could threaten and shake three lives forever. Bonds will be broken. SasuxSakuxSai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,394 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sai
Unexpected by PeinSaku reviews
Sakura was determined to make the ungrateful jerk thank her for healing him after his stupid ritual this time. But his definition of thanking was a little...OFF... Akatsuki no Sakura. — Crack!fic. Language Warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/22/2009 - [Sakura H., Hidan] Akatsuki - Complete
Heartless by Lady Silvamord reviews
Sasuke finally comes into contact with his long dormant hormones, but before he can do anything about it, his scary older brother has to find a love interest first. Easier said than done, which is why Sasuke's taking things into his own hands. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,053 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Immortal by BellaPerea reviews
Hiding in the human world is quite easy for a vampire. Hiding in the human world from two really pissed off almost-mates, not so easy, especially when you just bagged yourself a really hot vampire boyfriend. Sakura x Itachi/Gaara/Neji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,560 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Sakura H.
Fifteen Is A Good Age For Having Kids, You Know by PeinSaku reviews
"So, Sakura-chan!" she chirped. "When can I be expecting grandchildren?" I choked on my food. Dear Lord, what is WRONG with this woman? — Sequel to "Eighteen Is The Legal Age For Marriage, You Know." Prequel to "Seventeen Is The Best Age For Engagement, You Know." — AU. Crack-ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,881 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/18/2009 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Eighteen Is The Legal Age For Marriage, You Know by PeinSaku reviews
"Also," his father continued, raising a bit of curiosity in Itachi, "if you're going to take over my position in a few years, you'll need to find a suitable wife." Across the table, Sasuke choked on his breakfast. Mikoto squealed. "Yes! I can't wait to be a grandmother!" — AU. Crack-ish. Prequel to "Fifteen Is A Good Age For Having Kids, You Know."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 94 - Published: 6/9/2009 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Three Deadly Dare's by lovagirl132 reviews
When Sakura was 5 years old, Ino had given her three dares that end up lasting years later. What happens when a group of new kids arrive at her high school? Can one of them end the dares? Main: DeiSaku SakuDei Slight: KibaHina ShikaIno Onesided: SasoSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,668 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Time That Passed by StormDragon666 reviews
In which a second race exists alongside humans: the felis. The cat-like. Rare ones would have dreams of their future. A redheaded prince among them dreamt of his future mate when she was only a child. He sought her out and watched her grow up beside him. Members of the court to this day spit out their wine when they hear tales of her delightful antics. SasoSaku, OOC like omg.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,405 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Sasori, Sakura H.
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 1,559 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Emasculation by Chasseuse reviews
SakuSai. For once, it was he who felt emasculated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
100 Ways To Get Killed By The Akatsuki by PeinSaku reviews
The Akatsuki. With just those two words, an entire village could be brought to its knees, quivering and crying for mercy. Despite this, a dark secret hovered above these men - and woman. This motley crew was actually composed of...imbeciles. Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Sand Castles by Chasseuse reviews
GaaSaku. Slight crack. He had been outdone in a sand castle contest. He was displeased.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
I didn't trip on my cloak by Maahiyum reviews
I didn't trip on my cloak, I fell for you." ...I didn't hit him that hard, did I? Deidara gets it in his head to stalk his muse for inspiration. When she confronts him, things get crazy, but when Tobi gets involved, they get even crazier! DEI X SAKU crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,289 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara
Redefine Typical by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 106 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Konoha Highschool SSG addition! by Deidara's Sugar Girl reviews
Sakura gets waterballooned on her first day at her new school, Konoha high. Then she meets Deidara, a bad-boy prank pulling "Akatsuki" At first she HATES his living guts his friends are cookie stealers, but what happens when... rated T, COMPLETE! YAY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,154 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Fetch by Chasseuse reviews
KibaSaku. Well. That certainly was interesting. She beat him in getting a kunai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
Secret Love by Slyvia reviews
“I agree. I mean, I get that Sakura’s tired but, Itachi, you can’t handle a little baby?” Oh how Team 7 would learn to eat those words when they offered to babysit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,076 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Magnetized by Aelibia reviews
A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,365 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Wonders of Being Drunk by lovagirl132 reviews
What happens when Ino and Sakura get drunk and are found by the boys they had been drinking about? Plenty of Drunken glory! ItaSaku ShikaIno ItaxSaku ShikaxIno ItachixSakura ShikamaruxIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
A Toast by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
He could tell by the way her coordination was off when she tried to stand, that she had probably consumed too much alcohol.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
If I Could Turn Back Time by fantagrl64 reviews
go away.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,951 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sakura H.
Butterfly by Chasseuse reviews
It only took one pink butterfly for their paths to cross.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Shino A., Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura's HearttoHeart Report by acceptedmisconceptions reviews
Sakura makes the most of her imprisonment with the Akatsuki by keeping notes on the criminals' behavior and actions. She also puts in some...personal imput. What happens when the report is found and read in a Akatsuki meeting? GIANT BLUSH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,576 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Sakura H.
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 1,898 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Boredom by Chasseuse reviews
NaruSakuSasu. Oneshot. Tsunade would never let the three of them get bored never, ever, ever, again. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Ballroom Masquerade by Chasseuse reviews
ItaSaku It was surprising how easily she could make him lose his infamous ironclad control. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Twenty Men by Chasseuse reviews
I was just thinking how Sakura can go with so many men. So yeah. Drabbleish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Alphabetical Attraction: Swirls by backlash symphony reviews
[B of 26] TobiSaku As a captive of the Akatsuki, one must either have something that belongs to the criminals or know something useful to them. However, silence and sleep deprivation just don't seem to work well with Good Boys.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Sakura H. - Complete
Natural Troublemakers by randomsomeone reviews
Naruto decides to show Gaara how to have fun in a normal way—but when Naruto’s idea of “normal” fun catches Sakura in the crossfire, things get a little crazy. NaruGaaSaku, OT3, heavyduty crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Pretty flower by angelgurl079 reviews
TobixSakura. Why are you crying? Your not lost are you? Tobi can help you!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,999 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sakura H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
My Hero by Valzen reviews
Shino the bug master knew that he would wake up a thousand times in the middle of the night to save the pink haired cherry blossom from the creepy monsters that lurked in the dark.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Sakura H., Shino A. - Complete
Arigato Sasuke by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
It's Sai's first Thanksgiving...And he's really only thankful for one thing. Oneshot. SaixSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
The Blood of a Cherry Blossom by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
Originally, for Halloween, Sai hadn’t decided what to go as, but once he glimpsed at the bleeding flesh on Sakura’s neck, he suddenly had the urge to be a vampire…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Training as usual by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Sakura's train of thoughts sure can get interesting...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Sakura H. - Complete