Kali Seito
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Joined 07-13-03, id: 418736, Profile Updated: 12-14-07
Author has written 4 stories for Teen Titans, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Hellsing.

Well, a lot of people have these little mini profiles so here's mine.

Name: Kali Seito aka Ebony R., Princess Kali, Riot Girl

Age: 17

Zodiac: Scorpio (and proud!)

Location: NY

Fav. Anime: HELLSING, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Samurai Champloo, Cowboy Bebop, Wolf's Rain, Chobits, and Love Hina

God, I'm awful at freaking profiles. What should I type except my story (Dracula Chronicles) is at a hiatus because I'm stupid and uploading the wrong chapters. I'm working as fast as I can so...

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Lamentation of a Dead World by Saharas reviews
Seras has reluctantly returned to England after her escape a year prior, with a new master in tow. With the shadow of war on the horizon, can she mend her ties with Hellsing, or her former master? Or will Alucard's past come to claim her? AxS Animeverse
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,806 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Alucard, Seras
Shelter from the Storm by Guyute24 reviews
RedXRaeRobin A botched mission and an ancient Egyptian curse lands Raven and RedX in an alternate realm fighting for their lives. Continuation of The Song Remains the Same. Chapter eight up!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,612 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Raven, Red-X
Let the Monster Rise by Klotho reviews
Shilos plan did not work out. And Repo-Man will not let go of his prey easily. WIP, Rating might change later
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009
My Little Porcelain Doll by Aisyy reviews
His revenge on Lydia would not be fast and painless. He would make her suffer. But it’s hard to hurt someone you love. BJ/LD, rated M for a number of good reasons.
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,859 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
Hallelujah by Countess Verona Dracula reviews
Five one-shots, each focusing on a different Watchman and a different verse of the song "Hallelujah". 1st: Ozymandias. 2nd: The Comedian. 3rd: Silk Spectre II. 4th: Rorschach. 5th: Nite Owl II.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,344 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Complete
Visiting Hours by Rain City Ruckus reviews
Post!Opera. Shilo's been getting visits in the dead of night and they're not going the way she'd like them to.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,381 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
Too Good To Be True by E-MusiCSqrd reviews
Jack meets his last hope - The Mercers. He's trouble with a bad attitude, but will the love of three older brothers break through his tough exterior and expel his traumatic past?
Four Brothers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Jack M.
A Million Ways To Say I Love You by Something Greater reviews
A thousand foot drop, a sickly bear, a humiliating attack, and a bone chilling lake. What's this? A series of shorts ficlits with all the pairings you want to see, and then some you can't handle.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 42,866 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Complete
The Demon Barber by Mistress X reviews
COMPLETE. ToddxLovett, AU It was beyond all reason. The impossibility even made Sweeney Todd, the demon barber, take a few steps back. Mrs. Lovett was still alive.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,539 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - [Sweeney T., Eleanor L.] - Complete
Not Another Girl by mslcat reviews
First, Alucard brought home Seras. Now Alucard is bringing home strays again. Check out what happens this time. It's time to train the next generation of Hellsing. OMG, wait till you see what i've done now. Snipets of Dark Hellsing.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 204,782 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
Panic on the Streets on Streets on London by ladykirie reviews
A series of murders are taking place in downtown London involving an ancient evil. . . blood, beauties, and Bathory. Now completed in Chaptered form! Chapters 8 & 10 have an M rating for sanguine and sensuality.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,487 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Anomaly by Sanis reviews
Something mysterious happens to a young Integra and Alucard’s to blame. The sparks of love flicker and die, Sir. Integra Hellsing emerges from the ashes.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Breather by IchigoluvsRukiaforever reviews
Beetlejuice wants out, and he'll do whatever it takes to get out. Even if that means making a breather, like Lydia Deetz fall in love with him. But during his attempt to make her love him...he finds that he loves her. Read and Review! LydaixBJ
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,862 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007
Beautiful Red by paleMistress reviews
What happens when Helga's boundless anger goes unchecked for too long? She snaps, and finds a place within herself even she can't control. Can she overcome her own fears and personal truths within the red? And who will help her? Soon to be H A. R&R
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Helga, Arnold
Shikamaru Plus Glasses Equals by therealesther reviews
Shikamaru could never have imagined the consequences of such an image change...dedicated to phishychan EPILOGUE NOW UP! THANK U AND GOODNIGHT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,068 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Starvation by Monstor reviews
What if Mrs.Lovett wasn't so obbsessed that she drove him away? And What if he remebered what a women's touch felt like?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,663 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
And Then Sex by atromiti reviews
Robin. Red X. Slash. Crack. Hackneyed plot device. The author apologizes.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Robin, Red-X
May You Never Be Alone by Bunny MacCool reviews
SesshoumaruKagome Cursed by Naraku, and thought dead, the Lord of the Western Lands watches the world and people around him change through the ages. Until he reaches a certain miko's time.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,149 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Tell Me Your Name by NextNothingNew reviews
Slash. It really was an accident when Red X took a bullet for Robin, but it developted into so much more... Discontinued.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,510 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Red-X, Robin
The Sweetest Lies by Fresh C reviews
Naota vows to tell only the truth, but that doesn't mean he's honest. As he works to keep his band together the lives of three others become tangled in his web of truth and only honesty can set them free. COMPLETE
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,393 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Complete
Angel of Death by li-flower reviews
The guardian angel of Old Town is the Angel of Death. A oneshot about Miho through the eyes of Dwight.
Sin City - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Infatuation Fascination by Perfumey reviews
[Envy x Lust] It wouldn’t be the first time that Envy had watched her touch herself, and he certainly hoped that it would not be the last. For, how could one not wish to be with a woman that was literally the epitome of lust? RATED M FOR A REASON!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,539 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Envy, Lust - Complete
My Name Is Marla Singer by Angelfaced DramaQueen reviews
After Progect Mayhem:Tyler is back and he has a new plan...step into the story of Marla Singer, the secrect weapon of Fight club, and exicutioner of Opperation Chaos...meet the other pissed off gender.
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007
Rainbows and Stuff by DoYouFindMeDreadful reviews
Envy is a spiteful being by nature, so his actions towards the late Hughes should be no different. [lolicon.pedophilia. Don't read if you don't like. Oh, and this has nothing to do with the ICP song. Envy X Elysia]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Envy, Elysia H.
Hoodlum's Wearin' an X by Endless Mist
A new incarnate of Red X has come to Jump City. Dangerous, volatile, and more than a bit reckless this Red X will bring infamy to his name. Will you come and play with me?
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,049 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Red-X
No Such Thing as Silence by Rae Seddon reviews
During 'Family Values' Dwight ponders Miho and silence.
Sin City - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Complete
Dance of the Skeletons by CalliopeMused reviews
.AU. Five teenagers were in detention on the second day of school. It looked like a bad start to their senior year but that was before five Titans set out to change the town. By the end of the year, Forston will be changed, one way or another.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 333,086 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Concealed Relationships by Scratchit reviews
A story of Raven and Red X's progressing relationship with his alter ego,Garrett, Robin's jealousy, and Raven's choice between the two. RaeRedX and RaeRob. T rating for safety purposes.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,071 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Red-X, Raven
Project Mayhem: Deadly Stalemate by Emmaline Roselund reviews
Project Mayhem was only the beginning. Phase II is on the brink of instigation, the next baby step in Tyler Durden's vision for the disintegration of society as we know it... and the eventual apocolypse. NOTE: FURTHER EXPANSION DELAYED INDEFINITELY.
Fight Club - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2006
Obsession by Daemon Feles reviews
Manga and Anime based, Slightly AU. What if Anderson hadn’t interrupted Alucard and Seras right after they were exterminating ghouls?
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 5/9/2006
Golden Eyes by Sailoramber reviews
when he resurected Rin, Sesshomaru looked death in the eye... and defeated her. with a madwoman and a mute child determined to follow him to the ends of time, he is confronted with something he never thought to face... his soul.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,408 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Sesshomaru, Rin
Expect Little Sleep Tonight by Citadel reviews
Just how many times can a girl get kidnapped and forced to work in a brothel? And what happens when Mugen is Fuu's first customer? He'll help her escape right? Yeah right! MugenFuu Romance, PostSeries, Warning: Adult Content, COMPLETE
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,867 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
Getting An Education by FuckMePumps reviews
What if the Titans were actually required to go to school? Chaos and hilarity? Just read and find out. Pairings: RobRae AND other surprising ones. Chapter 9 is going to be very interesting...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,711 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Raven, Robin
Thirteen Steps To Understanding Something You Cant by triffickie reviews
Where we learn something and more about Marla Singer. [Marla&Tyler&Narrator, a mix of book & film canon.]
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Complete
La Vie en Rose by Noacat reviews
[SessKag] An innocent game of tag. A chance meeting with the Western Lord's ward change everything for her. What lies between childhood innocence and jaded adulthood and when do you stop looking at the world through rose colored glasses? Discontinued Will not update.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,933 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
One Less Star, Book 1 by HardlyFatal reviews
The mikos assigned to protect the Shikon no Tama are fated always to join with the members of a certain youkai family to protect it. Fated love is not all it's cracked up to be. KagoSess.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,814 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
The Difference Between Fighters and Everyone else by RyomaS2588 reviews
originally this was for English class a compare contrast but I figure it deserves to be here, read and find out why.
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Complete
When One Door Closes by angelus abyssi reviews
Raven developes a relationship with the notorious Red X. When Robin discovers the pair, which friendship will falter, the new or the old? RaexRob RaexRedX [WIP]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,790 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Raven, Red-X
Matchmaker, Make Me a Match by Relics reviews
AxS Fluff. Valentine's Day is coming up but it'll be one Seras and Alucard won't forget as a fiesty teenager is determined to bring them together. By ANY means possible!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,667 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 2/5/2005
Rewriting History by kelles reviews
Alucard catches Seras watching him and Integral during a very private moment and plots to include her in their fun. Will he be able to rewrite history and have both Lucy & Mina at the same time? AxIxS. Lime. Manga spoilers. Last chapter is on AFF[dot]ne
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2005
Of Fallen Angels and Dead God's by balita reviews
One-shot (possibly more) Spike is dead, and now isolated Faye has become a little playmate for Vicious.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,851 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/21/2005 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Complete
Two Lives Turned Upside Down by angelcutie22334 reviews
Neither knew each other until the fateful day they met that changed both their lives forever. Kagome meets Sesshomaru and he has things planned for her. This story backs up the saying that age doesn't matter!SesshomaruKagome pairing. Does contain Lemons!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 57,347 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/21/2005 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Butterflies by Is0lde reviews
When faced with the choice, will Tyler be permitted to rule once again... or are there things more important than destroying world economy and corporate art?
Fight Club - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2005
Love Wears Converse by Demented Duckie reviews
So beautifully seductive, but he might be unable to bear the secrets of his true loves dark past. Yaoi. Seto x Jou
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,787 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/19/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004
The White Dog by Becky Tailweaver reviews
An old friend, a missing heir, a vengeful plot, a brother's pain; all tied somehow to a murderous conspiracy in the Western Lands. Inuyasha faces his father's people to unravel the lies and seek out his destiny - and perhaps find the place he belongs.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 162,690 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 1/12/2005 - Published: 6/18/2001
Everything I've Ever Wanted by Frazzle reviews
Go to mediaminer.org (my username is frazzle) because chapter 6 got messed up when uploaded. Thanks. And yup, I'm back!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,535 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 8/5/2003
Shame on Me by Avery Redlind reviews
It's well known that Raven doesn't like to be touched. It seems that no one's told that to Red X or Aqualad. (AquaRaeRed) Post X
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 11/16/2004
Another Ballade of Dracula by Tiny Chelle reviews
A prequel to the vampire life of Dracula RR
Dracula - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/25/2002 - Complete
In Tyler We Trusted by Tyler Bateman Esq reviews
The Narrator is out in the real world. Marla is making money and Tyler's life is about to be made into a movie. Guess who's not happy. Contains minor slash in the last chapter.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,985 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 21 - Updated: 11/27/2001 - Published: 3/15/2001 - Complete
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Dracula's Chronicles reviews
A visit from his past leaves Alucard feeling nostalgic. CHAPTER 34 POSTED
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 97,805 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007
Darkness Daughter reviews
Alucard plus Seras plus a night of passion equals a beautiful, Draculina by the name of Katherine. Life ain't easy for a teenage vampire especially if your dad's the one and only No Life King.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,965 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
Screwin' With the Colonel reviews
After Ed finds out Roy's got a crush on him he decides to get some payback and exact some sweet sweet revenge. Now of course, the Colonel won't take that LYING DOWN. Or will he. . . EDxRoy fluff FINISHED
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,905 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Faces of a Mirror reviews
Beast boy accidently breaks Raven's Mind Mirror unleashing all her emotions onto the city and herself. The Titans have to round up the renegade Ravens or succumb to the darkness in their friend's heart. RaeXRob
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,839 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/30/2005 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Raven, Robin - Complete