Crapulence
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Joined 07-13-03, id: 418741

Name: Most people just call me "that bitch"...and usually under the circumstances I have to agree, but my legal name is Shelby. Yes, I was named after a materialistic object.

Age: I’m eighteen goin on three

don’t tell me i’m too young because trust me, i’m bitter, and cynical enough for all of us.

Gender: Im a cold heartless ice bitch, as I’m told by Exs’

Species: oh god. why did i write this question again? I think I need to redo this...

Location: The deep recesses of my mind.

Excuse: Must be the rap, i blame everything on rap, rap and the damn republicans and the hippies and the canadians, and the non-canadians, and the government, and the youth and the damn old people and all the stupid trend fallowing brain-washed morons out there who think just because mommy and daddy drop you off at hot topic with the credit card means that you are a free thinker and against “The Man” you especially can kiss my pale ass, go shut yourself in your room and listen to good charlotte and avril, feeling sorry for yourself because nobody understands you when really they just don’t want to deal with you because you think you are so high above it and spontanious when in reality you are the most predictable creatures known to man! (take that you sheep...baaaa baaaa)

Fav colors: Red and grey

Music of choice: Rock, Techno, Punk, and Jazz.

Where my life went wrong: As soon as I hit puberty. From there on out, everything pretty much sucked.

How I get my kicks: Reading fanfiction and the like, you twat! (HA! i just called myself a TWAT!)

preferred video game system: Playstation II baby woo hoo! i can't wait for the new platform! i'll probably get a 360 too! and guess what! i won't be able to eat for a few months in order to save up! (oh well...Best. Diet. EVAR!)

footwear: Thong...flip-flops...but only because people would call me crazy if i wrapped underware around my feet...

I don't really write fanfiction. I'm horrible with other peoples characters. But I'm thinking about posting some AU's or something...

Hmmmm...I'm bored, someone fucking e-mail me.

o.O WHATTHEHELL WASTHAT
...o.o...O,O...
i think something just touched my shoulder...
screams and dives under desk
oh,
oh no,
oh waitwaitwait...
it was my hair
:D
my bad!

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Spell Check by Chocolate Wolf reviews
Hermione spends some time at the Burrow and takes a job at Weasley Wizard Wheezes. Oh the possibilities! Post DH with some adjustments and definite spoilers. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,230 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Your dimples by Jack of the North reviews
A sweet moment between George and Hermione before they go to sleep.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2008 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
While You Were Gone by atruwriter reviews
With the end of war, Harry and Ron escape to find themselves. Left behind, Hermione is lost on her own, only to be found by two of the most unlikely people. A strong love and friendship is created, but Ron and Harry's return will bring much turmoil. FHr [INDEFINITE HIATUS]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,010 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 2,177 - Follows: 2,092 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - [Hermione G., Fred W.]
How to Save a Broken Man by foxtrot run reviews
How Hermione saved George from himself. One-shot. A nice little piece kind of friendshippy romancy. Please have a read! After DH. GWHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
In This Light by Kitsuko-san reviews
In this light, they are whole again. [George WeasleyHermione Granger. Rated for light mentions of sex, and angst. Contains DH spoilers.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/31/2007 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete