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Author has written 16 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, Bleach, and Batman.

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rent by appleschan reviews
rukia rents with ichigo. i/r.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,617 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
There and Back Again: A Missing-nin's Tale by My God Can Beat Up Your God reviews
Sasuke Uchiha—full-fledged Akatsuki member, international criminal and S-class missing-nin—finds himself thrown back through time to the morning of the ninja academy graduation exam. And he isn't happy about it. (Time travel, Sasuke&TeamSeven-centric). Epilogue up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,872 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Team Seven - Complete
Akatsuki Fundraising by Tigers and Dragons reviews
Because collecting tailed beasts and sealing them in a large statue for some crazy guy bent on world domination is not a lucrative business scheme. Drabble Fics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 54 - Words: 21,487 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Akatsuki
My Hairpins are Sharper Than Your Battle Fan by thirdmetaphor reviews
Madara requires a wife, and this is totally not what Mito signed up for. MadaMito and one-sided HashiMada.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Madara U., Mito U.] Izuna U., Hashirama S. - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Sacred Reliquary by Sharper Than the Sword reviews
This is not the Hyrule you know. An ageless Princess rules from cold spires high above, a dark horror stalks the nights, a small band of rebels fights for the people, and a ruthless warrior named Ganondorf thirsts for the blood of nobles.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 164,330 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Link, Midna, Ganondorf, Zelda
Half Alive by kinmoku2 reviews
Namine's the popular snob who's always had everything handed to her but when the new, Blind, boy Roxas transfers to her school, can he show her to 'see' beyond the surface of life? Finished, so please read and review if you like it!:D!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 137,449 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Naminé, Roxas - Complete
The Dream Team by windsilk reviews
We're back, bitches. —The Four Hokages; from ch. 619.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Hiruzen S., Minato N., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Full Circle by JinnySkeans reviews
For SasuSaku Month 2013. Day 7: Contrary to popular belief, Sasuke is NOT the scariest Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,350 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Intolerance by Theresalwaysacatch reviews
'That was the last straw. I was either leaving in the next minute or wringing his neck. "You'll have to forgive him," Terra said. "He doesn't do well with parties. Or people."' Xion will never like Vanitas. Never. Vanshion, High school AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,543 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Xion, Vanitas
jack o' lanterns in july by Taywen reviews
Uchiha Itachi: younger brother, rival, student, despot, comrade. Or, Five Roles Uchiha Itachi Never Played.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,442 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Itachi U., Madara U., Kakashi H., Kisame H. - Complete
Catch 22 by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,653 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 2,247 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H.
every cold and bitter morning by sarsaparillia reviews
The Why The Hell Are You In My House, Damian, It's Two A.M. mix. — Damian/Steph.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Stephanie B., Damian W./Robin - Complete
bad medicine by sarsaparillia reviews
When did he get so tall? — Damian/Steph.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Stephanie B., Damian W./Robin - Complete
a crush like an empty soda can by sarsaparillia reviews
No, wait, what. — Damian/Steph.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Stephanie B., Damian W./Robin - Complete
The Long and Winding Road by xfucktheglasses reviews
You must be a dream. —Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
and the history books forgot about us by sarsaparillia reviews
In another universe, these are the things that could have been. — Anakin/Padmé.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Australia by Theresalwaysacatch reviews
"You haven't laughed since January." Vanshion, AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Vanitas, Xion - Complete
a very nice day by sinemoras09 reviews
It is a very nice day. Obito, Kakashi. Gen. Post-614.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Obito U., Kakashi H. - Complete
resistance by Taywen reviews
Kakashi wakes up in Obito's new world. Or does he? Time travel AU. Spoilers up to chapter 606.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 22,254 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U.
Sunlight by sinemoras09 reviews
A perfect world. Kakashi, Obito. post-612.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
Small by sinemoras09 reviews
No man is an island. AU. Kakashi, Obito. Gen. No spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Obito U., Kakashi H. - Complete
the ones who are given by kanmuri reviews
Both the ones who give and the ones who are given become trash. Kakashi's one fine example. (Spoilers up to chapter 608.)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
Autumn People by Akatsuki210 reviews
Sometimes the things you lose follow you. Sometimes the people you lose do too. One shot, ObitoRin, manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Obito U., Rin - Complete
A Long Way Home by sinemoras09 reviews
Kabuto brings Rin back to life. AU. Obito/Rin. Spoilers for chapter 606.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,827 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Rin, Obito U. - Complete
Shatter by Taywen reviews
Team Minato breaks. It lasts longer for some than it does for others, but its destruction is inevitable. Spoilers up to chapter 604.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Obito U., Kakashi H. - Complete
crossroads by Taywen reviews
Obito and Kakashi meet for one last time before their paths diverge completely. Spoilers for chapter 604.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
And Then There Would Be Sun by sinemoras09 reviews
The actions of a masked man. Obito-centric. Gen. Introspective. Spoilers for ch. 599.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Obito U., Rin - Complete
steps to like by autumnbreeze16 reviews
Seven steps as one falls in love. Arthur/Ariadne.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
pastimes by ohwhatsherface reviews
Hollow!Ichigo/Dark!Rukia. It was sort of like an abusive relationship, but in the best way possible, of course.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Recessional by Shtuff reviews
Roxas/Namine. A love story in reverse.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Roxas, Naminé - Complete
Definition Opposition by crystalnami reviews
RN; — let's stir things up a bit, baby.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,374 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Naminé, Roxas - Complete
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Snapshots reviews
She's a sweet, kind girl. He's an arrogant, moody boy. Snapshots between the dating relationship of Vanitas and Xion. AU, VanShion.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 16,010 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Vanitas, Xion - Complete
deterioration reviews
In the end, she was like the moon, part of her was always hidden away. 一 [rokunami drabble]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Naminé, Roxas - Complete
let's stay like this forever reviews
He's always happy around her. 一 [namixas]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Naminé, Roxas - Complete
addiction reviews
"Are you fucking out of your mind?" 一 [vanshion, au]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Vanitas, Xion - Complete
Recovery reviews
o3. She's not quite sure why she's still hanging on to someone who will never, ever love her back the same way she does. 一 It's not so much of a recovery for Sasuke as it is for Sakura. [sasusaku, post-canon]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,587 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
smoke and mirrors reviews
They try their best to fit in with each other. [jasoncassie]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Cassandra C., Jason T./Red Hood - Complete
champagne princess reviews
Sometimes, it's hard remembering who you're fighting for. [rokunami]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Naminé, Roxas - Complete
(non)existance reviews
There's always that crushing feeling of loneliness waiting for her. [naminé-centric]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Naminé - Complete
grasp reviews
It's hard, saying goodbye. [rokushi]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Roxas, Xion - Complete
horizon reviews
You're a drop of darkness in an endless sea of light. [vanitasxion]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Vanitas, Xion
iris reviews
You were a splash of color, dancing across the pages of our lives. [sokai]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
the art of despair reviews
He cries, and there is no maid, no lover, no wife, to comfort him. drabble. [ryugiri]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Ryuken I., K. Katagiri
Attractions reviews
A serious, yet occasionally vibrant pianist. A talented violinist with an infuriating smirk. - for vanshion day-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Vanitas, Xion - Complete
generation reviews
The bonds between student and teacher. drabble [kakashi&sasuke]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
reflections reviews
Four times that Sasuke looks at his own reflection, and each time he sees something different. drabble. [sasuke-centric]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
blurring sunset reviews
He remembers something small, but important. Her name. [roxasxion]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Roxas, Xion - Complete
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