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Name: Ivy :D
Likes: Writing, SUGAR, Christmas, Halloween, cookie dough, fingerless gloves, colorful pens, colorful hair dye, people, reading, unicorns, Soul Eater, art, reviews, orange Gatorade, the word hinky, music, forums, softball, cross country, soccer, ghost stories, urban legends, friends, strawberry gum, and PEWDIEPIE!
Dislikes: shopping, make-up, other girly things, SWAG, creepers, serial killers, writers block, math, when my friends keep telling me to go get a boyfriend even though I really really really don't want one, jugmental people, fake nails, doctors, when my computer beats me in checkers, G2, BARRELS and rap music.
Favorite pairings: SoulxMaka, KidxPatti, KidxLiz, BlackStarxTubaki, SteinxMarie, SpiritxKami, SidxNygus, CronaxPatti
A bunch of other stuff!
So hi, im Ivy. Thanks for visiting my profile/ reading my stories!
If anyone ever has a request for a story, or just want's to talk about bassiiically anything, just PM me. I love getting them, so don't worry about it. It doesn't even have to be about writing; Art, pewdiepie, Soul Eater, movies, books, friend/family problems, writers block, anything. This is always open, so feel free, guys.
http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Soul-Eater-madness-RP/116825/ This is my Soul Eater roleplay. If you want to join, or chat in the chatroom, feel free, since it's always open XD
You can't put a limit on anything
Have you ever just wanted to roundhouse kick writers block in the face?
I'm the kind of person who can set a kitchen on fire by making a bowl of cereal.
Screw hugs- I'm just going to tackle you when I see you next.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Imperfection is beauty, Madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
Whenever I look at math, I see this: I have 12 apples, and you have 11 stamps, so how many pancakes can fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
It's you and me against the world... we attack at dawn.
Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.
Haters gonna hate. Send them to the moon.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you had tried.
You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder!
They say ‘Guns don't kill people, people kill people.’ Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. That depends on whether you’re in a nursing home or not.
When life throws you lemons, throw a brick back
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge.
Me, Myself, and I are fighting. I got mad at Myself, and Me got mad at I so now Me, Myself and I are sitting it opposite of my brain. Please help me.
I have six locks on my door. Whenever I go out I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they’re always locking three.
Knowing is half the battle. The other half is punching someone in the face.
When life gives you lemons say “screw you” and go find an orange.
We are not retreating… we are advancing in another direction.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
When I was kidnapped my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
The shit you heard about me might be real… Then again it might be as fake as the bitch who told you.
We’re not sarcastic - We’re hilarious. We’re not annoying - We’re just cooler than you. We’re not mean - We just don’t like you. And we’re not obsessed - We’re just best friends.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
Three out of two people have trouble with fractions.
If Google didn’t exsist, we’d all be screwed.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I’m going to mop the floor with you’re face.' I said, 'You’ll be sorry.' He said, 'Oh, yeah? Why?' I said, 'Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.'
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Need I say more?
What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time…' A southern fairytale begins 'Ya’ll ain’t gonna believe this shit…'
Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator.
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
How do you get a sweet, little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet, little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.
The butterflies are plotting SOMETHING.
Places I've lived/visited:
Please remember that reviews are to authors what audiences are to preformers, money is to buisnessmen, data is to a computer, and french fries are to the hungry. Extremly important and greatly appreciated!
Here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if its true, but BE HONEST (I was)!! Then copy and paste it onto your profile!
1 (X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 () Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door
4 () You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
6 (x[don't judge!]) You have ran into a tree
7 () It IS possible to lick your elbow
8 (x) You tried to lick your elbow
9 (x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 (x) You just tried to sing them
11 (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 () You have choked on your own spit
13 () You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it..
14 (x) You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15 (x) You just looked at it
16 () Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 () A LOT of People have called you slow
18 (x [lol all the time!]) You have accidentally caught something on fire (Dang microwave...)
19 (x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes
20 () You have caught yourself drooling
21 () You've fallen asleep in class
22 () Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 (x) You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 () People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
25 (x) You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 (x) You use your fingers to do simple math
27 () You have eaten a bug
28 (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
31 (x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
32 (x) You break a lot of things
33 () Your friends know not to use big words around you
34 (x) Your friends tell you to stop using too many big words
35 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you' re confused
36 (x) You have fallen out of your chair before
37 (x) Sometimes when you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.
38 (x) The word 'like' is used many times a day
39 (x) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
40 (x) You have spelled your name wrong
41 (x) You have drawn a disformed heart
Reviewwwww! hahahahahahahaha so yeah.
99% percent of American girls would cry if they saw Justin Beiber on a skyscraper about to jump if you're one of the 1% that would be on the the skyscraper, sitting on a lawn chair with popcorn telling him to do a flip, copy and paste this onto your profile.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
Soul Eater Oath
I promise to remember Kid
And I promise to remember Liz
I promise to remember Patty
And I promise to remember Black*Star
I promise to remember Tsubaki
And I promise to remember Maka
I promise to remember Soul
And I promise to remember Lord Death
I promise to remember Spirit
I promise to remember Stein
And I promise to remember Asura
Yes I promise to love Soul Eater!!!!!!!!
20 ways you know you are obsessed with Soul Eater:
1. You have a symmetry fit everytime you see something asymmetrical.
2. You dream of visiting the REAL Death City in Nevada. (Yes there is a real death city.)
3. When someone is being really crazy, you scream "I can't handel this!" and run away.
4. 98% of your fanfictions are about Soul Eater
5. You pretended to be Maka and try to find the Soul, Tsubaki, Kidd, Liz, Patty, and BlackStar in your life.
6. You celebrate Symmetry Day on the 8th of August.
7. You own a Blair Hat.
8. Your favorite number is 8.
9. Everytime you hear the word "fool" you automaticlly think of Excalibur.
10. When you are in science class dissecting something, you laugh like a maniac. (Me: *cough* stein)
11. You check eBay a lot for Soul Eater "collectables".
12. You watch AMV's for Soul Eater all the time on YouTube.
13. When someone asks you your weapon of choice you automaticlly say "scythe."
14. You've given all your friends a character from Soul Eater.
15. You despratlly WANT and NEED the Soul Eater video game.
16. You have the songs Papermoon and Resonace on your iPod.
17. You have memorized those songs mentioned in 16 in English and Japanese.
18. You have a stuffed giraffe named Patty.
19. You have twin pistol nerf guns.
20. When you and your friend are telling someone your names, you call yourselfs Liz and Patty.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you threaten inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you are crazied and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
If you've ever read a book and though If I had written/rewrote this, it would be soooo much better, then... you guessed it! Copy and paste this onto your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (although I have to admit I'm the sort of person that usually loses...)
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously,never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you survived 2012, copy and paste this onto your profile.
YOU KNOW YOUR AN AUTHOR IF...
you talk to yourself alot. (alot meaning all the time...)
you talk to yourself about talking to yourself
when you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else
after uttering a profound piece of wisdom, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "wow,this stuff is awesome for sugar highs..."
you live off of sugar and caffeine. (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
you'll check your e-mail every day of the week then disapear of the face of the earth.
when replying to a e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it
you tend to collect bic stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
no matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper
the letters on your keyboard are wearing off
your freinds and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome
people think you have A.D.D.
you think it would be cool to have A.D.D.
you constantly start talking in third person,past or present tense
you start thinking about making lists like this and start giggiling for no 'apparent' reason
your freinds stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago
and FINALLY, the one way to tell if you are a good writer: you failed english 101
(copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the description)
YOUR GUY SIDE
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE
You wear lip gloss/stick.
Wow... I'm more of a guy... That's akward, as I'm a girl... Oh well. I geuss I spent to much time with my twin bro. DAMN YOU AIDEN!
My name is Sarah I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long,
When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.
I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.
He's already locked it And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!",
I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Granny, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kicks his ass
FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail
BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process
FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days
BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you
FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking
FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you
FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel
BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you
FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff
BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME"
FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour
BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning
FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things
BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.
«FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test
«BEST FRIENDS: Will stand right next to you screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"
FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch
BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours
FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.
BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."
FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarass you while near your crush.
BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evily and try to push you 'by accident' into him.
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
If Justin Bieber were standing on a building about to jump, 90% of the teenage population would beg them to come down safely. 8% would scream at them to jump. If you are a part of the 2% who would go up there and push them off, copy and paste this into your profile.
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