GoldenTwilight1
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Joined 07-13-03, id: 418881
Author has written 4 stories for Labyrinth, and Misc. Anime/Manga.

Why do people bother writing such long biography-like things? x_x I never read them, and I'm sure very few actually take the time to do so. Oh well, just another thing to add to the long list of life's little mysteries.

1/1/05: I took my fic entitled 'Reasoning' down as it did not make sense and was not supported by canon. -makes face- I'll try to avoid that happening again in my future works.

Also, seeing as how school has been monopolizing most of my time, I'm devoting myself to a Harry Potter fiction. 3 parts long, first chapter has 3198 words so far and it's nowhere near completion. x: It is going to be a parody of all things made by fan brats be they mary-sue, cutter characters, depression for no reason, wangst, impossibilities, and, of course, it will include the cliche bitch!Cho Chang that everyone seems to enjoy writing. Hopefully it will go over well with the masses and I won't have to bruise my fingers trying to explain to flamers who think it's real that it's a parody.

I might dabble around and make short one-shots during this time, but mostly I'll be focusing on the upcoming snarkfest.

Harry Potter and the Trying Years, coming soon to a website near you.

(After I post up some drabbles. ;p)

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And you, Hermione by starry-eyes184 reviews
Completed. Just about as OOC as you can get. H/Hr “What is this obsession of yours with whether or not I’ve had sex with Harry? GO AWAY, OR IT’S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,353 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Shape of His Heart by Gabi-hime reviews
Everybody's got a story. This one has poker, pudding, Ashura, Leviathan, and Perry Mason. Top that. Auron x Rikku, aurikku.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,882 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Auron, Rikku - Complete
The Substitute by Sailor-Helios reviews
CH 20 UP!Inuyasha and Kikyo are the hottest couple in their school...until they break up. Inuyasha wants Kikyo back so he uses Kagome, a geeky nobody, to make Kikyo jealous. How will things turn out?IK,SM
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 145,944 - Reviews: 2199 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 11/30/2003 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
For Rent by me19 reviews
Thanks to Blaise Zabini, 26 year old Draco Malfoy has to pretend to be married to a Muggle-born witch in order to secure a business deal. Who's the best Muggle-born witch for the job? Why, Hermione Granger of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,846 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sunday Night Sex Talk by Priah reviews
With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of providing her peers the sexual education they so desperately need, with Draco Malfoy as her only assistance. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things... [This fic is being revised!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,754 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3052 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,405 - Reviews: 6165 - Favs: 4,569 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Little Moments that Would Have Changed the Story by RozzandMaya reviews
Have you ever wanted to dopeslap Raoul? Duh. Well what if Raoul had more of a spine too? IN WHICH MORE STUFF HAPPENS
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,458 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 2/7/2005
Vacation Time by Luv2Game reviews
FINISHED Tidus and the gang are taking a well desevered vacation. What will happen to them along the way? Fun memories and romance no doubt. Pairings: TidusYuna, WakkaLulu, AuronRikku. COMPLETE
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 74,707 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Complete
The rivalry room by Demoneyes 14 reviews
Draco and Hermione have fought... again! Fred and George appear and lock them in a room in which they can't leave until they get along. DH obviously! CHAPPY 8 UP! YAAY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,705 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/19/2005 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Don't Pick Up by Closet-Monsters reviews
Iruka is normal. He lives in a normal house, with a normal job, and an outcast of a kid. Helping Naruto fit in is hard, especially when your nights are plagued with a phone stalker.(KakaIru) AU(CH4 & 5)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,659 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 12/24/2004
Ocean of Secrets by Pengin reviews
Watanuki was tired of life, tired of those around him, except for the sumptuous Himawarichan, and tired of the promises that had yet to be kept.[Domeki x Watanuki yaoichapter 1 complete
Clamp - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2005
And She Will Be Loved by The Orange Girl reviews
She never ever felt that she really belonged; never ever felt that she was really wanted. She is nothing but a shadow. But he is the ground where the shadow was cast, and it is in his deepest desires to make her see herself otherwise. DracoxHermione Fin
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,957 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unbinding the Contract by ice krystahl reviews
Everything was as normal as ever, and the boys are now 16. Little did they know that a contract produced by the late Sandaime will make them carry a charade of a happy, soon-to-be couple! SasuxNaru (Chap 8 edited)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,185 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 9/14/2004
Draco Hates People by Irishsodabread reviews
He's not antisocial. Just really ornery. See what happens when Draco runs into a drunk classmate of his. What does he do? What does he say? Godknows....R&R... Rated Pg13 for language i guess and drinking....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,460 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
You Better You Bet by Mignonne reviews
An Aurikku of a different color. Due to tension between the duo, the others decide to form a betting pool. Not as sappy as this summary makes it sound. First update in 2.5 years, includes a love letter from Liania and Rikku musing on Auron's hairlessne
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,753 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/22/2005 - Published: 2/18/2002
Sex Ed by Noniechan reviews
[COMPLETE] Kakashi uses unorthidox methods when it comes to teaching. Yaoi. KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,161 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Complete
In The Beginning There Was Darkness by Xaphrin reviews
(AU) When Raven runs away from home, she is discovered by the Teen Titans and her powers are quickly harnessed. But as time wears on, Raven's history is revealed and emotions errupt between her and a certain masked member. (Robin and Raven)
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,347 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Robin, Raven
Orange and Red by Ashakko reviews
Gaara sees a familiar face while waiting for his siblings. (light GaaraLee)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2004
The Domesticity Series by maddyupstairs reviews
[SasuNaru] Sasuke and Naruto's adventures in housekeeping! Formerly known as "Roommates."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,730 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/13/2004 - Published: 10/3/2004
Black & White Heart by StarRose reviews
Two sides, one heart, and a love that nothing can break. Haru is determined to win Yuki's heart, but with a male stalker, obsessive fangirls, and Yuki's own unwillingness, he's in for a tough challenge! Good thing Ayame and Shigure are around to 'help'...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 113,322 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/23/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Hatsuharu S., Yuki S. - Complete
The End of the Beginning by QueenStrata reviews
God works in mysterious ways—a fact that Crowley is about to realize all too quickly. Not that he’s complaining. //CA naturally\\
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2004 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Saving Prefect Draco by Calamari Soup reviews
She wasn’t supposed to feel sorry for him; she was supposed to feel smug that he had got his comeuppance. Even if he was found half dead in a corridor. She frowned slightly. There was something wrong with that logic. HGDM. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,116 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Childhood Games by fasterassembly reviews
[completed] A botched attempt to get Starfire and Robin together brings Robin and Raven a little closer. RobRae friendshipromance. Interpret as you wish.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,310 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Raven, Robin - Complete
Naru, my Lov by AncientHistory reviews
(sasunaru) Chap.20 up! Sakura is scheming up a diabolic plan to make Sasuke hers. Except her plan goes haywire and the impossible happens. Sasuke doesn’t fall for her! Instead, he falls for the ecstatic and flamboyant girl Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,850 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/26/2004 - Published: 11/10/2003
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2657 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Owl Posts by Farangis reviews
I heard you faking orgasm for Potty last night - or was it the Weasel" "I was SINGING you sodding git" - read the owl posts between our favorite HB & HG. (DMHG, HPGW)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Friends in High Places by Russian Dragon reviews
Crowley's trial goes from bad to interesting. (CA SLASH)
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,473 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2004
Seduction of Ice by Telpei reviews
SetoYami. Yami finds out that his hikari is not pure and innocent the hard way when he loses a duel and has to hold up his end of a bet: seducing the iciest businessman in Domino. Yaoi COMPLETE
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,814 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/3/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Complete
Bigger is Better by superscar reviews
This is my DHr Valentine's Day request fic. It was for request number 94. I have the request at the bottom if you're curious and cause I'm too lazy to take it off. Umm...there is shrinkage. full body, not cold water There is some side BZGW action.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,560 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sand In Your Mouth by Sunfreak reviews
Lee gets an unexpected visitor in the hospital, and then things really get strange. GaaraLee.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/7/2003
Last Will and Testament by hasapi reviews
[COMPLETE] 'I, Lucius Xavier Malfoy...only in the event of Draco's marriage to Hermione Granger shall all funds be transferred to him.' After Lucius discovers where Draco's loyalties lie, he does the only thing guaranteed to make Draco's life miserable...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cracka Cracka Boom by Masika reviews
Aurikku warning! Once again, fluff, slightly bad puns and a major OOC Auron abounds. Chapter 8! And about time, too.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,543 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/4/2003 - Published: 1/15/2002
Weak Knees Goldilocks by Kaminiko reviews
Like the title suggests, a Naruto parody of "Goldilocks and The Three Bears". Sorta funny... I guess. Lime. (KakaIru, SasuNaru)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2002
Twofish by a demon of my word reviews
some crap about fish, drinking, drinking, more drinking, and the space-time continuum
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/24/2002
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Take a Tour reviews
[Under the Glass Moon] Spying on Luka and Neo's lessons while talking to a sassy tour guide, what fun! Rated for heavily implied sexual themes, yaoi.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2004
Mitsuo's Mission reviews
[Eerie Queerie] Mitsuo's on a mission, will he succeed? Or will someone distract him? Meanwhile Kanau gets a new dress. Implied yaoi.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2004
Scoot Over, I'm Cold reviews
[Snow Drop, Ha-DaxKo-Mo fluffmush.] Ko-Mo's cold and who better to warm himself up with than Jang Ha-Da himself?
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2004
What Slavery Entails reviews
A little on the short side, but it's still amusing. - "Sarah emitted a soft “Oh” before deciding a cold shower or some ice wouldn’t be such a bad idea at the moment."
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3/14/2004