Author has written 14 stories for Transformers, Transformers/Beast Wars, Thor, Captain America, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Soundwave was full of energy fueled by nervousness, and it showed on his faceplates and his frame language; he sat on the metal bench, heavily armored arms crossed and silver fingers tapping an insistent rhythm on his forearms. His golden optics were dim underneath his equally dim crimson visor and beneath his facemask, his mouth was twisted in a slight grimace, the disfiguring scar that he had gotten in his first gladiator fight turning it into a scowl.
Optimus Prime: "Before time began, there was...the Cube. We know not where it comes from, only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life. That is how our race was born. For a time, we lived in harmony, but like all great powers, some wanted it for good, others for evil. And so began the war; a war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death, and the Cube was lost to the far reaches of space. We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home, searching every star, every world. And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us to an unknown planet called Earth...but we were already too late."
Optimus Prime: "With the All Spark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. And fate has yielded its reward: a new world to call home. We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, watching, protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting."
Lennox: "Look at those cheeks. I just wanna chew on them!"
Witwicky Motto: "No sacrifice, no victory!"
Dinobot: "Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good and let me be judged accordingly. The rest... is silence."
Dinobot: "The question which once haunted my being has been answered. The future is not fixed... my choices are my own... and yet, how ironic! For I now find, I have no choice at all..."
Dinobot: "I could not live if not the master of my fate..."
Rattrap: "Once a Pred, always a Pred."
Skywarp's life motto: "Don't think. Just do."
Thundercracker: "These creatures were never worthy adversaries. The Decepticons are forged through combat, not slaughter."
"Sleep in fear tonight." - Sam's 11th grade teacher
Sam Witwicky: "So, listen, I was wondering if I could ride you home."
Sam: "I think there's a lot more than meets the eye with you."
"Epps! Where's your wallet?" - Lennox
Sideways: "Just 'cause I'd rather flee than fight, don't mean I can't
Barricade: To Punish and Enslave.
Mikaela: "You are the strangest boy I have ever met."
Bumblebee: "Thank you, you're beautiful. You're wonderful, you're wonderful."
Bumblebee: "Message from Starfleet, Captain... Throughout the inanimate vastness of space... Angels will rain down like visitors from heaven, hallelujah!"
Sam: "Fifty years from now, when you're looking back on your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?"
Ironhide: "You feeling lucky, punk?"
Ironhide: "Just kidding. I just wanted to show him my cannons."
"Move!" - Ratchet
"Oh, oh, man! Man, oh!" - Jazz
"The parents are very irritating." - Ironhide
Judy Witwicky: "...you'd better get those guys out of my garden or I am gonna beat the crap out of them!"
Judy: "If you hurt my dog, I'll kick your ass!"
Mikaela: "When have you had to sacrifice anything in your perfect little life?"
"Optimus, are we just gonna stand here and do nothing?" - Jazz
"Why are we fighting to save the humans? They're a primitive and violent race." - Ironhide
Optimus: "We cannot let the humans pay for our mistakes."
Jazz: "Come on, Decepticon punk!"
Lennox: "...I can't leave my guys back there..."
Ironhide: "...we will protect you."
Optimus: "At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall."
Cade Yeager: "...we're gonna be fine... You just gotta keep believing..."
Cade: "I promise you, one day, I'm gonna build something that matters."
Cade: "...we just found a Transformer."
Lockdown: "I also have a saying: I don't care
Hound: "Human beings; bunch of backstabbin' weasels."
Drift's haiku: "Loyalty is but a flower in the winds of fear and temptation."
"See, you gotta calm down right now." - Shane
Bumblebee: "What the...~beep!~"
Bumblebee: "Oh, Hell no!"
Hound: "It's a bad idea, but I'm all about bad ideas."
Crosshairs: "Well, let's rock/"
"I'm unclear. What's in it for me?" - Crosshairs
Crosshairs: "We'll need to sabotage something."
Cade: "You no-good, chickenshit little rat!"
"What's this?"- Hound
"Don't look back." - Cade
"You're the best, Bee! You are the best!" - Cade
"Listen up! Crash course. Tracer guns. Punch forward to fire, slide back to reload."- Crosshairs
Brains: "...you can go to a pretty dark place when you on death row."
Cade: "You gotta have faith...in who we can be."
Hound: "Stay behind me! I'm covering ya! If I stop covering ya, it means I'm dead. But that ain't gonna happen."
Joshua Joyce: "Oh, this is the perfect place to hide. A big glass box! Nobody will ever find us here!"
Optimus: "Only together can we survive! Let me lead you!"
Drift: "I was expecting a giant car."
Optimus Prime: "You defend my family, or die
"Ugh. You just want to die for the guy. That's leadership. Or brainwashing, or something."- Crosshairs
Hound: "I'm like a fat ballerina who takes scalps and slits throats!"
"What did you do?" - Cade
Optimus Prime: "Honor to the end."
Splinter: "You are extraordinary..."
April O'Neil: "This is crazy."
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...W... Shadow the Hedgehog
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Shadow the Hedgehog has more fangirls than any other SEGA character. If you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Shadow could take over the world if he wanted to, put this on your profile.
Proud to be an Autobot!
If you wished you were a fighter on either the Autobots or Decepticons, copy & paste this to your profile and state whether you're on the Autobots' or Decepticons' side after it in capital letters. AUTOBOTS!
If you stare at a car whenever one passes until you can't see it anymore and it's a car from any from the '07 or '09 transformers movies, copy & paste this to your profile.
Toughest and most well armed of them all, you will not be forgotten, since we cannot forget what you cannot forgive. Your death crushed the hearts of millions, and you will always, truly, be one of the greatest Autobots of all time. A true hero.
Rest in Peace Ironhide.
B is for the blue and orange Decepticon, that is adored by fangirls and boys alike.
R is for really awesome hammer, because nobody can hear the phrase “Hammer Time” without thinking of you.
E is for Energon, yours, which was spilt by the servos of Arachnid.
A is for Arch-Nemesis, the wrecker Bulkhead that you hated so much.
K is for Knockout, your partner with whom you had a bromance.
D is for Dues Ex Machina, the episode where you kicked Bulkhead's butt.
O is for optic, the one that you lost at the hands of M.E.CH., which made you more attractive.
W is for wicked sweet, because even the way you got killed was awesome.
N is for never, which is the time when we will forget you.
POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE AND MISS BREAKDOWN!!!!
97% of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3% that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!
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If your favorite character always dies, post this on your profile!
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WARNING!! 25 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!!
1. Can recite the entire movies from memory.
2. Can tell you what Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs.
3. Always has tabs on the best Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel.
4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up.
5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!!
6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by.
7. Dreams transformer pairings.
8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot.
9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences.
10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, or the Twins.
11. Makes references to Transformers in every school subject.
12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people.
13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers.
14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home just to annoy her brother.
15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Autobots.
16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Decepticons.
17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her brother.
18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers.
19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys.
20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers.
21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer.
22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun.
23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Barricade.
24. Acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly.
25. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer
You know your obsessed with with Transformers when...
-You have a spaz whenever you see a Peterbuilt Semi, Camaro, Hummer, or GMC Truck pass by.
-You call your computer Teletran 1.
-Names enemies after Decepticons.
-Uses a Transformers reference whenever possible.
-Whenever talking too fast, says your talking like Blurr.
-Whenever you hear the word Soundwave, you cringe.
-Will never look at a boombox the same ever again.
-You never try to look at a GMC Truck funny, since your afraid it's Ironhide.
You have dreams where you are in the Transformers world.
-You've watched Transformers at least 20 times, even more.
-You pray to Primus.
-You freak out whenever you see a cop car hiding in the shadows, thinking it's Barricade.
-You don't call people creepers or stalkers, you call them Decepticreeps.
-You have joined many Transformers fan clubs.
-You've tried to do Jet Judo, and succeeded.
-You've tried Jet Judo, and epicly failed.
-You sing the Transformers theme song everywhere and anywhere.
-You were about to cry when Bumblebee was about to die in DOTM.
-You blame Blackout for most power outages.
-You think that the world is going to end by a Decepticon invasion.
-You get annoyed when you say Unicron, and people think you just said Unicorn.
-You hate when people hate on Miko cause she's awesome.
-You think that every evil person in the world is either a Decepticon agent, or a Pretender.
-You think that when the Autobots win the war, it should be declared a national holiday.
-You think the Government is hiding the Autobots some where.
-You annoy your friends and family with your constant Transformers talk.
-Whenever you hear the word decept, you immediately thing of Decepticons.
-Whenever your friends say the worst thing happened, you ask if Decepticons attacked them.
-You wish your phone was a Transformer.
Ways to tell you’re a Transformer's fan:
1. You cuss at Decepticons in the movie
2. You laugh every time someone does something funny, even though you've seen it a gazzilion times.
3. You memorize quotes
4. You cuss at annoying people in the movies.
5. You dream of Transformers
6. You dream of your favorite Autobot being your guardian
7. You think of Transformer's 75% of the day.
8. You buy journals to write your Transformer's stories in.
9. You look at the sky and dream of an Autobot or Decepticon landing in your pool.
10. Your friends think you need therapy because of how much you talk about Transformers.
If you've ever cried when listening to Transformers music...
If you've ever sworn to be an Autobot/Decepticon...
If you've ever compared a guy to a Transformer...
If you still read fanfics and watch the films even when people call you a nerd...
If you broke your heart when your favorite one died...
...and cheered like hell itself had fallen when they returned to life...
...Post this, fellow Transfan, and know that we are more than meets the eye.
If you think Transformers is the BEST THING since freedom of speech(scratch that...since BREATHING), copy and paste this in your profile and add your name to the list, Firefly95, JasiaVoorhees, autobot leader 101, Lexi2luv, Shizuka Taiyou, and ME...JESUS LUVS EVERYONE!! Sounddrive, CaMaRoFaN14, JustMakeLeftTurns, Galaxywarriess1234, Move-2-da-beat-femme
TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!
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If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!
If you know someone who should be squashed by Megatron, copy and paste in your profile.
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You say Earth, we say Cybertron
HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY
I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.
I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.
I am the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.
I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.
I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG- REPOST THIS
People come to this site to learn how to write. NO ONE automatically knows how to, professionals can tell you that much. This site is for people to get together and have fun. No one wants a flame but most can turn their cheek as long as if it has constructive criticism. But as this site grows more popular more people join this site for the wrong reasons. Thus the new and blossoming writers are a target for their foul mouths. Many new writers do not understand the concept of a flame and discontinue thier story. They never had they chance to blossom and become beautiful writers, instead they give up because someone decided to call them a foul name and didn't even bother to tell the author what was wrong with the story in the first place. I telling you this because I feel that this should come to stop. These people honestly believe that they're doing good by flaming. What they don't realize is that it's doing more harm than good. If they really wish for people to become better writers than they should be straight with them in a mature manner. No flaming, just telling the author politely what's wrong with the story. Please Post this on your profile if you agree
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.
1. England/Britain/Arthur Kirkland
2. America/Alfred F. Jones
3. Japan/Honda Kiku
4. China/Wang Yao
5. Russia/Ivan Braginsky
6. Nyo!Belarus/Nikolai Arlovsky
7. France/Francis Bonnefoy
8. Spain/Antonio Carriedo
9. Prussia/Gilbert Beilschmidt
10. S. Italy/Romano/Lovino Vargas
11. Greece/Heracles Karpusi
12. Scotland/Allistor Kirkland
1. Do you think 6(Nyo!Belarus)/11(Greece) is a good pairing?
Um, I have no real opposition.
2. Do you think 4(China) is hot? How hot?
Eh, I wouldn't go so far to say he's hot more than he's cute. _
3. What would happen if 12(Scotland) got 8(Japan) pregnant?
O.O I think Arthur would be jealous. //// But no complaints~!
4. Can you recall any fics about 9(Prussia)?
Of course! No one can resist "zhe awesome Gilbert, kesesese!"
5. Would 2(America) and 6(Nyo!Belarus) make a good couple?
I don't see why not. After all, America/Belarus is a popular couple, so why not with a Nyo?
6. 5(Russia)/9(Prussia) or 5(Russia)/10(S. Italy)? Why?
Um... I support Russia/Prussia, but I think it'd be interesting to read a Russia/Romano fic.
7. What would happen if 7(France) walked in on 2(America) and 12(Scotland) having sex?
France: Ohonhonhonhon~ O' Angleterre~ I z'ink your broz'ers are getting to know each oz'er very well, non?
8. Make up a summary for a 3(Japan)/10(S. Italy) fic.
Hm... "Japan gets a call from a frantic Spain and agrees (reluctantly) to babysit Romano"?
9. Is there any such thing as 1(England)/8(Spain) fluff?
I would think so, seeing as they're a popular(?) pairing.
10. Suggest a title for a 7(France)/12(Scotland) hurt/comfort fic.
Ugh... "England's Funeral"...?
11. Does anyone on your friends list read 3(Japan) het?
I do not know.
12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11(Greece)?
13. Would anyone on your friends list write 2(America)/4(China)/5(Russia)?
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about 7(France), what song would you choose?
Maybe "Sexin on the Dancefloor" by Cash Cash (mostly to relate to his adventures in the BTT).
15. If you wrote a 1(England)/6(Nyo!Belarus)/12(Scotland) fic, what would the warning be?
Possible violence and language.
16. When was the last time you read a fic about 5(Russia)?
Today! (June 22, 2015)
17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (9) and a brief unhappy affair with (11), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Arthur and Francis are in a happy relationship until Francis runs off with Yao. Arthur, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Gilbert and a brief unhappy affair with Heracles, then follows the wise advice of Ivan and finds true love with Kiku.
What title would you give this fic?
"England's Sad Misadventures"?
18. How would you feel if 7(France)/8(Spain) was canon?
I think it'd be cute~ _ But Romano might not be pleased about another mouth to feed in the house..
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.
What is your favorite universe?
Top 10 TF:AOE Characters?
4.) Optimus Prime
2nd Favorite Universe?
Top 10 TFP Characters?
5.) Knock Out
6.) Optimus Prime
Autobot or Decepticon?
Decepticon (with problems)
TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!
l\ .M. /l
Quick! List ten random TF characters!
8.) Optimus Prime
What would you do if...
1 announces that he/she will marry 8 tommorow?
You just got dumped. How will 6 cheer you up?
Soundwave would send Laserbeak to give them the scare of their lifetime.
9 sees you for the first time?
It's your birthday. What would 8 give you?
You barge into a room and see 4 and 10 making out?
...no comment. Continue. *awkwardly leave room*
5 asks you out on a date to the prom. What vehicle will he/she pick you up in?
You're bored and you ask 2 if he/she knew anything that's fun. What would he/she do?
It's 7's birthday. What would you give him/her?
3 gets into an argument with 5. Who will be the one that wins?
10 pulled a prank on you. What would you do to get revenge?
If your favorite character always dies, comes back to life, then dies again: Copy and paste this on your profile.
Pick your birth month and birth day out to find out what happens!
January: Bonded to
February: Arrested by
March: Traded lives with
May: Killed by
June: Child of
July: In love with
August: Captured by
September: Sharing a prison cell with
October: Handcuffed to
November: Became the pet of
December: Saved by
4: The Fallen
10: Optimus Prime
11: Sunstreaker and Sideswipe
12: The Aerialbots
20: The Stunticons
26: Sentinel Prime
29: Skidz and Mudflap
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTH!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), Marshmellowtime (USA), Fury-Writer-17 (USA) Verdigurl ( New Zealand ) justiceintheworldofhp-yearight (USA), IronhideFan1993 (UK) Elhini Prime (USA), Autobot Slipstream (USA), Au2bot Starlight (USA), Move-2-da-beat-femme (USA)
Boredom revolution army.
Our mission: To prevent boredom and kill it.
Our team (If you join to revolution, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name)
1- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?
The Jazz-Man! :D He's the best saboteur and loves music like me!
2- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?
Well, if he was fighting Decepticons at the time, I would scream and run. However, just him or him and the Autobots, I would be startled, but so happy that my heart could burst!
3- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU?
He would probably get to know me and listen to music with meh!
4- WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO?
I don't know. Probably all kinds.
5- DO YOU HAVE AN OC?
Plenty. But I guess my main one is my Decepticon Medic, Knockdown.
6- WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?
Knockdown would probably panic a bit because, despite his Decepticon status, his programming is usually set to being a medic, not a warrior.
7- WHO IS YOU FAVORITE AUTOBOT?
Jazz-Man, like in # 1. Duh. And maybe Blaster too.
8- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?
Anything that involves music, singing, dancing, or sabotage.
9- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON?
10- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?
Actually agreeing to assist Skywarp with a prank, or openly insulting Megatron.
11- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER?
Um... Probably fight, but maybe just avoid each other (if they weren't in the middle of a battle).
12- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT?
13- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON?
14- IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE?
O.O I don't know. Um... *shrugs helplessly*
15- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING?
I have so many! Um, um... I guess Movie-verse Optimus Prime x Ratchet would be my fave.
16- HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT?
Yep, and I'm not ashamed to admit that :)
17- IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Eh, probably a corvette. Sideswipe can have a Lamborghini, because I shall steal his alt mode ;)
18- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT?
Bayformers Arcee. She's a great fighter.
19- WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN?
So hard to choose... Probably Decepticons (considering Knockdown was created to be on their side).
Pick 10 characters from Transformers and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!
5. Optimus Prime
1 (Strafe) woke you up in the middle of the night?
*moans tiredly* You better not have wrecked my house, birdbrain.
Number 2 (Ricochet) asked you to go out with him/her?
Um... Sure, if you don't kill me.
Number 3 (Jazz) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
You have two nanokliks to get out before I do something drastic.
4 (Ratchet) announced he's going to marry 9 (Thundercracker) tomorrow?
Congrats. *internally wailing for the death of Optimus x Ratchet*
5 (Optimus Prime) cooked you dinner?
Um... I didn't know you knew how to cook...? ...is it edible.
6 (Megatron/Galvatron) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
*grins evilly and draws a bunch of curly mustaches on his face*
7 (Cyclonus) suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
*eyes widen* Unexpected...but not entirely unwelcome.
8 (Starscream) got into the hospital somehow?
It was Megsy again, wasn't it?
9 (Thundercracker) made fun of your friends?
At least I have friends!
10 (Skywarp) ignored you all the time?
I must be really boring...
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 (Strafe) do?
*watches him devour them* ...ew...
You're on a vacation with number 2 (Ricochet) and manage to break your leg. What does 2 (Ricochet) do?
I appreciate the concern, but... *looks down at bandage covered self* ...was this really necessary?
It's your birthday. What will 3 (Jazz) give you?
A wonderful music collection
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 (Ratchet) do?
He worries about getting me out before putting out the fire.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 (Optimus Prime) do?
T_T He told me it was my own fault for getting into the situation.
You're about to marry number 10 (Skywarp). What's 6 (Megatron/Galvatron)'s reaction?
Megsy/Galvy: You chose to marry him? It's your own deathbed.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 (Cyclonus) cheer you up?
*eyes widen* Wow... Uh... I didn't know humans bent that way...
Cyclonus: They don't.
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 (Starscream) calm you down?
Screamer: Stop complaining!
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 (Thundercracker) support you?
TC: Don't die.
-_- Thanks for the concern.
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 (Skywarp) do?
Skywarp: *finally annoyed* Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
... *done laughing*
Number 1 (Strafe) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Um... He's a giant metal dinosaur. Why not?
2 (Ricochet) tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9 (Thundercracker). Your reaction?
Why doesn't that surprise me?
You're dating number 3 (Jazz) and introduce him/her to your parents. Will they get along?
Um... Highly possible, but unlikely.
Number 4 (Ratchet) loves number 9 (Thundercracker) as well. What does that mean?
Eheh... Well, Ratchet's got the wrench.
Will number 5 (Optimus Prime) and number 6 (Megatron/Galvatron) ever kiss?
They have in fanfics.
6 (Megatron/Galvatron) appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Why doesn't that surprise me...again?
You had a haircut and 7 (Cyclonus) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
What? Do I have spiders in my hair?
Number 8 (Starscream) thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Stop being a whiny b#tch and maybe you would. No offense.
Number 9 (Thundercracker) gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
... *waits for TC to leave before dumping bagel in trash*
10 (Skywarp) wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he/she stay?
Less than a day.
1 (Strafe) offers you a CD. Considering his/her tastes, do you listen to it?
...mm... Probably not.
2 (Ricochet) suddenly goes emo. How does 8 (Starscream) feel about this?
Starscream: Eh... It's not much different from his usual self.
4 (Ratchet) slaps 9 (Thundercracker) with a fish for going out with 7 (Cyclonus).
6 (Megatron/Galvatron) got high.
7 (Cyclonus) comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
Are you...high? Or overcharged or something? ... *pauses* Looks good. Goes with your natural purple colour.
9 (Thundercracker) can't stand 1 (Strafe), so how does he/she get his/her revenge when 1 (Strafe) spills Soda all over him/her?
Eh-hem... Let's not battle inside.
10 (Skywarp) starts working at a bar.
Do I get free entry?
1 (Strafe) comes in and tells you he/she's pregnant from 2 (Ricochet).
... *sing-song voice* Plot twist...
Number 3 (Jazz) decides to go swimming. Do you go with him/her?
Sure, why not?
4 (Ratchet) and 7 (Cyclonus) compete on DDR. Who wins?
Neither. They both flunk it. Idiots... *said as fondly as possible*
5 (Optimus Prime) is having a birthday party and he/she picks a theme. What is it?
6 (Megatron/Galvatron) and 1 (Strafe) have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
I wouldn't even know where to begin guessing.
7 (Cyclonus) stalks 9 (Thundercracker) home. 10 (Skywarp) sees this. What does he/she do?
Probably teleport Cyclonus into a volcano.
8 (Starscream) buys a computer. What is the first thing he/she does on it?
Download a bunch of Justin Bieber songs XD *mentally dies at the grating voice*
A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile
My Mother Taught Me, What school doesn't teach you but only a mother can
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION: You better pray that will come out of the carpet.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!
4. My mother taught me LOGIC: Because I said so, that's why.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC:If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT: Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in in accident.
7. My mother taught me IRONY: Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS: Shut your mouth and eat your supper.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM: Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA: You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER: This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY: If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE: I brought you into this world, and I can easily take you out of it.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION: Stop acting like your father!
15. My mother taught me about ENVY: There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION: Just wait until we get home.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING: You are going to get it when you get home!
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE: If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.
19. My mother taught me ESP: Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?
20. My mother taught me HUMOR: When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT: If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS: You're just like your father.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS: Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?
24. My mother taught me WISDOM: When you get to be my age, you'll understand.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE: One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.