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Joined 08-10-12, id: 4189199, Profile Updated: 10-23-14
Author has written 5 stories for Sherlock, and NCIS.

Okay, so, hi :) I don't even know if anyone will read this, but I used to be 03jawa, but I've changed, I'm deleting all of my stories as they were written pretty badly, I might try to rewrite them, but don't hold your breaths :(

Basically about me:

I am J, I'm 15, I love writing original poetry, and fanfiction.

My main fandoms are:

Sherlock: OTP Johnlock, other ships: Molly/Lestrade, johnlockary, mycake and myumbrella.

Rizolli and Isles: OTP Jane/Casey, other ships: Maura/Jane, Frankie/Maura, Jane/Frost friendship (RIP)

Castle: OTP Caskett, other ships: none

NCIS: OTP Jibbs, other ships: Mcabby, Tiva, Ellie/Gibbs father/daughter, Abby/Gibbs father/daughter, Abby/Ducky

and more...

thanks for reading!

# RANDOM STUFF #

Part One: EMO
You own at least 5 black shirts
You like skinny jeans
You’re listening to music right now
You have painted your fingernails black before
You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/mp3/itunes
Like the color black
Dislike most girly girls
Have dyed your hair dark or want to
Sometimes like to be alone
Hate popular music
Keep hair in front of your face
Have given people evil stares
Don't get along with parents
Have been called emo
Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue
Complain a lot
Owned a studded belt or want one
Listen to rock, metal, screamo music.
Cuts (not an emo thing.)

Part Two: JOCK
Own at least 5 jerseys
Have 10 or more trophies
Wear hair in ponytail, like, everyday
Love sports
Own 5 or more sweatpants
Don't wear makeup
Have/had played lacrosse
Play more than 2 sports now
Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before
You play/ played Basketball on a team
You play/ played baseball- softball on a team
You play/ played soccer on a team
You play/played volleyball on a team
You run/ran track
You play/ played football on a team
Been called a jock
Have set a record
Are friends with your coach
Love watching sports
Can do 15 push ups without getting tired

Part Three: NERD
Wear your pants at your waist
In advanced classes
On Math team
Have all As
Like spending time with your parent(s)
Have been called a nerd
Are *annoyed* or bullied
LOVE to learn
Like your teachers
Watch history channel
Never go anywhere on the weekends
Have been called weird
Read a book a month (a day)
You read on your last spring break
Have your own website
Wear pocket protectors

Part Four: PREP
You own mostly Aeropostale
You like to shop at Forever 21
Karlotta rousse
Wet seal/Delia's
You do/have cheerleaded
You like rap/hip hop music
You like to go to parties
You enjoy yourself no matter what
You like the colors pink, yellow, green
For the most part, you're organized

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. (right wing, I’m British.)
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I wear LONG SLEEVES, so I MUST be EMO and cut myself.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm in LOVE, so I MUST be having sex.
I’m ASEXUAL, so I MUST hate everyone but myself.

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It was the boredom by 221Bme reviews
In which Sherlock struggles not to let his other addictions get the best of him, and John misjudges a cold. (Warning: self harm fic)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 79 - Words: 83,000 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson, Sgt. S. Donavan
You don't want me to be dead? Then keep me alive by DonnieTZ reviews
"Sherlock ..." The voice that comes from John's lips is one I don't recognize. Rough, deep, hesitant. His hand sinks in my hair and his fingers intertwine with my locks, pushing my face closer to his. The couch is suddenly too small for both of us. Increased pulse rate. Increased temperature. Dilated pupils. *** English translation by alexisriversong
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,509 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mary M.
The letter by Drandmrswatson2 reviews
A fanfic in which Sherlock embarks on a particularly difficult case and struggles to come to terms with the results. Johnlock. Drug use.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Complete
I Know Who I Want To Take Me Home- Johnlock by WingsOfDuskAndDawn reviews
Sherlock agrees to go to a bar post-case, the boys go home a bit tipsy, and they finally quit ignoring the sexual tension between them and just go for it. Pretty much PWP, but is heavy on the romance, and a little fluffier than normal for me. I OWN NOTHING.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/20/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
frequencies of your voice when you speak my name by concreteskies reviews
All the different names Castle uses to call Beckett. Vaguely inspired by a question on castlefanficprompts.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
It's Only Wednesday by 221Bme reviews
My take on things after the restaurant scene in A Study in Pink, as well as several other explorations into the psychology of 221B. (Possible eating disorder fic)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,567 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014
The Language of Love by Queerasil reviews
John cannot speak French. Sherlock takes full advantage of this by saying the things he can't in English. (Based on the prompt: Sherlock discovers that John cannot speak French, so Sherlock starts to converse with John in said language telling him things he couldn't in English.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Let's Play Murder by Queerasil reviews
Sherlock babysits Archie. Both geniuses are bored, so Sherlock entertains Archie by telling him the setup of a crime and letting him solve the murder. Unbeknownst to Archie, the case in question is very, very personal. (Tags: Holmes brothers past, Christmas, the other one, case fic, cute but eventually gets sad, sibling death)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Archie - Complete
Message Not Sent by Queerasil reviews
Sherlock's time away from John told through texts. The messages are sent, but never received. Sequel to WORDLOCKED, TSTM, and Wait, How Do You Play This Game Again?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wait, How Do You Play This Game Again? by Queerasil reviews
Sherlock and John play Two Truths and Lie.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
TSTM by Queerasil reviews
Sherlock attempts to sext John. Sequel to 'WORDPLAY'.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
WORDLOCKED by Queerasil reviews
Someone messes with the autocorrect on John's phone. The results are a blend between a disaster and a miracle.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
It Won't Kill You by simplygeeky reviews
Everyone needs a break so what happens when The Director of NCIS decides to send Team Gibbs on a vacation? Tiva and McAbby both! Maybe even a love interest for Gibbs!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,183 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D., Abby S., Tim M.
Evil Plan 493 by Harmony Goldstar reviews
Emily texts Gillian in the middle of the night... and then with what Gillian tells her, comes up with an Evil Plan. You know, the ones spelled evil with the capital E, that aren't actually evil at all?
Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Gillian F., Emily L. - Complete
Keep Holding On by vrukalakos reviews
sequel to New Teammate New Love, featuring Tim and my OC Bella. Slight Tiva throughout the story and AbbyxOC. Bella and Tim are engaged and the wedding approaches. What lies in store? Well, being related to Gibbs, agents at NCIS & more...let's find out!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,608 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Tim M.
What a Family is by doubleliscool reviews
What if Tony, Ziva, Kate, and Abby were kids? What if they were Gibbs' kids? What if Tim and Jimmy were Jenny's kids? What happens when Gibbs and Jenny meet? Can these two families will come together or will they fall apart? Jibbs. NCIS family. I own nothing.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard
Wake Up by simplygeeky reviews
Abby's nightmares after the explosion, what's going on in that head of her's? And will it cause her do things differently?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,053 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Abby S., Tim M.
Secrets by Isaura McGeek reviews
McGee never had a childhood, he had something much worse. Sorry bad summary Rated T, because I'm paranoid.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,983 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Today Is A Gift by NotYetLostFaith reviews
Ziva and Jethro are set to be married. They have two beautiful children and a loving family around them. With no need to hide who they are and how they feel any longer, life is truly a gift.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
Mercurial by emmaswanskillian reviews
"That's the thing: A baby changes everything, and I think that we just have to come to terms with the fact that from this point on, everything is changeable and unpredictable." A TxZ pregnancy fanfic that I've been working on since the Housekeeping commentary.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,846 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Skinny love by Left my heart in Paris reviews
Skinny love - when two people love each other but are too shy to admit it but they still show it. JIBBS series of cute, fluffy, one-shots
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,979 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs] - Complete
The Proposal by sassa001 reviews
Something that I was inspired to write, Oneshot. TIVA
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
My Dear Watson by BrightGrey reviews
'So does this make me Watson' Unintentional second chapter now up- can follow on or can stand alone, based off the spoilers for Berlin with a little Sherlock thrown in as my inspiration. Knowledge/enjoyment of any Sherlock not necessary but could be a little bonus for fans. 'Can't tell me that's not a quote from a book' 'No, but Sherlock Holmes was orinially a book, so...'
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D.
One More Chance by quiet-heart reviews
Abby has a new friend, Dabi, and her dog, Azan. Dabi is seventeen, a red-head, and deaf. She's also the only witness to a murder, and she's carrying a secret she doesn't know she's carrying, one that's about to rock their world.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,471 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
When The Past Comes Back To Haunt You by NotYetLostFaith reviews
An unexpected visitor is about to turn the lives of our favourite team upside down! Not only must they deal with the new arrival, but soon things come to light that threaten to tear the team apart... T for now. MA chapter/s-Making The Most Of It
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 57 - Words: 85,656 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
Mockingbird by Profiler14 reviews
Tony and Ziva comfort their daughter after a bad dream. Future Established Tiva. Fluffiness.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Charms by NotYetLostFaith reviews
"She opened the box slowly and gasped again. Before her sat a beautiful tri-colour gold charm bracelet...Affixed to the bracelet were ten charms... "Plenty of room for more." A lifetime more..." A series of shorts, depicting several more charms Ziva and Jethro have a lifetime to collect.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,117 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
My Girls by NotYetLostFaith reviews
Tony wakes up in a hospital bed, surrounded by the three people that mean most to him.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Stop Pretending by Left my heart in Paris reviews
When Jenny's mother comes to visit she gets the wrong idea meaning that Jenny and Gibbs have to pretend to be a couple, to be in love with each other.When feelings start to develop. Will they stop pretending? and when life throws challenges at them, will they stick together? Jibbs
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,977 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - [Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard] - Complete
Murder out at Sea by Left my heart in Paris reviews
Gibbs is sent on a cruise. While he is aboard the ship he meets a women who could be the love of his life, but while on their journey both get pulled into a case, when a murder takes place on board. Jibbs AU
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,956 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - [Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs] - Complete
Mementos by BrightGrey reviews
'Were you expecting me to have occasion to wear this again, Tony' 'Well, you did look good in it...' Tags to 10x11 Drabble piece that just wouldn't leave me alone.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
I Did What With Lucius? by DarthObsydian reviews
Severus Snape is introuduced to the world of Fan Fiction. At first, he just sees it as the perverted musings of muggles with way too much time on their hands. However, as the days drag on, Severus slowly begins to realize the damaging affects it can have. *Now translated in French, courtesy of HeartSerenade. Feel free to go check it out!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Merry Christmas, Daddy by NotYetLostFaith reviews
She just has to check one more time. Just check she isn't dreaming. Apparently, someone had the same idea. Written for Santa ZC's Secret Santa Zibbs challenge. ONE SHOT! COMPLETE!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
A Jibbs Christmas Advent Calendar by Left my heart in Paris reviews
A series of cute, Jibbs one-shots, one for every day leading up to Christmas.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,363 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - [Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs] - Complete
Soul Mates by BrightGrey reviews
A short drabble piece. Established Tiva. Very fluffy, you have been warned...There was no way to explain it. No logical way for her to communicate the connection they shared. It was as if...her very soul sensed him, sensed its counterpart within him...
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Bad Timing by Rayrawl reviews
Tony's been feeling ill for a while, but put it down to having a persistant flu, until it interfers with a case. A trip to the hospital reveals something much worse, and it will change Tony's world forever. Pregnant!Ziva, Sick!Tony. Tiva, Father/son Tibbs.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,968 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Don't Lie To Me by Tiz DeVille reviews
Eli Loker's tired. Not only is his best friend bugging him, but this case is never ending. Lightman is on egde, Ria won't stop asking questions, and Foster needs to pick up their pieces. But it all changes when Eli's secert is out. How will they react when they find out that... Read and review thank you!
Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - E. Loker
Temporary by simplygeeky reviews
When a lost little girl ends up in NCIS and finds a connection between Abby and her mother, what will the NCIS team have to do? McAbby along the way with some Tiva tossed in too. Sucky summery, sorry about that.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,408 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Tim M., Abby S.
A Touch Of Christmas Magic by fashiongirl97 reviews
Christmas eve has arrived. Jethro is playing outside with their red headed, blue eyed daughter whilst Jenny watches from the window. After eight years together, this is a look at their Christmas eve spent together as a family. Just a small touch of Christmas magic to spread the festive cheer.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Monsters-מפלצות by CriminalIntelligence reviews
מפלצות is Hebrew for Monsters: Based during Swan Song; This is what I wished would've happened during Tiva's elevator scene; The 1st in a series of AU moments where Tiva could have gotten together
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Carpe Diem by maxxysmommy reviews
How a little piece of evidence found at a crime scene will change Tony and Ziva's lives forever. Please please read xx
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,457 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Days of Remembrance by gotgoats reviews
Gibbs' spends some time preparing to honor his brothers and sisters in arms.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Tony's Bucket List by MissLozzieB reviews
Ziva finds Tony's bucket list and wants to know how he will do the things on it e.g master the art of Kung Fu! She is also curious who the 'her' mentioned is. Tiva, mixed in with humor. Sorry the summary is so bad, but the story is better, trust me.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,485 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Ziva D., Tony D.
If Something Should Happen by route56 reviews
When the NCIS team comes across a dead Marine, they find that his adopted daughter is tied to the NCIS family.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,383 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The secrets of the eloped partners by michaelscotedeproblem reviews
Tony and Ziva's secret marriage is about to become public knowledge to a certain member of the team; when they finally reunite with their team in the Navy Yard after a month off. Can they hold their own and deal with the repercussions of their actions? Sequel to The Eloping of a Conflicted Woman. COMPLETE.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,146 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Coming To by simplygeeky reviews
Find out what it takes for McGee and Abby to come to terms with what has been right in front of them all along.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,254 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Tim M., Abby S.
Paris With You by rebecca-in-blue reviews
"Did you write this yourself under a fake name, like McGoo?" Established Tiva: Tony and Ziva talk about movies, food, poetry, and - sorta - what happened in Paris.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Dream4aSleepyZombie reviews
Exactly what happens in that elevator after the dust settled?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,779 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
The Eloping of a Conflicted Woman by michaelscotedeproblem reviews
Coming out just about unscathed from a catastrophic event will have it's after-effects on people. These two proved that. Post 9x24 and Pre 10x01. Based around Ziva's thoughts.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
New Year's Eve by NotYetLostFaith reviews
It's Abby's annual New Year's Eve party and when Tony finds Ziva more than a little tipsy after she's been distracted all day, he decides it's the perfect time to discuss it with her. Warnings; mention of rape and domestic abuse. ONE SHOT
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
An English Rose by fashiongirl97 reviews
She was in her first year at DCU when her dad died. Now, alone she's moved to Oxford, England to live with a family friend. He's the boy every girl wants, the one the lecturers know has potential. For Jenny Shepard everything is new, new house, new town, new university, and maybe a chance for a new love too...if only the past could remain simply the past.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,840 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Number 26 by NotYetLostFaith reviews
Ziva is about to jump in at the deep end and be gone forever. Does Tony have the bottle to stop it before it's all too late? More information inside. T because I'm paranoid.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
AZ of Tiva by LittleMissBrit reviews
Drabbles based on different words each from a different letter of the alphabet. TIVA! I don't own NCIS.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 12,418 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Truth or Dare? Spin the Bottle Style! by MissLozzieB reviews
On a very boring day at NCIS Abby suggests they play her style of truth or dare. Which results in emotions being tested, friendships being put on the line, secrets being revealed, dares, prank calls, kissing...no its not just another ordinary day at NCIS
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012
Agent Double O Daddy by DarthAbby reviews
Sequel to Special Agent Daddy. Autumn chose McGee at the end of SAD, and now it's been several months since Madison left. But new terrors have risen, including one that takes the team overseas. T for safty. Possible McAbby later.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,725 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Tim M., Abby S.
Don't cry Firefly by Left my heart in Paris reviews
inspired by the film 'you've got mail'. Gibbs gets a computer and joins chat room. He meets someone and falls in love with a person he meets in a chat room. When he finds out who it is can he make them love him as him and not the person in the chat room
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,820 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - [Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard] - Complete
A Simple Story of Jethro and Jenny by gotgoats reviews
Jethro finds a letter from Jenny after the events of Judgment Day. Spoilers for end of Season 5. Implied Jethro/Jenny with family undertones. Warnings: Reference to character death, OOC and it's sad. My first story! Be kind!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
Truth or Dare by Tony and Ziva forever reviews
December 31 2008. The entire team together, and how do they celebrate? And what exactly do they celebrate?Please ignore the italics in chapter 4, my friend's computer wasn't working properly. I will fix ASAP.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard
The Flaming of My Immortal by Liza MMX reviews
The title is self-explanatory.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Complete
It's Why Their Partnership Works by michaelscotedeproblem reviews
Gibbs decides it's time to vent his frustrations over two certain Agents relationship; but can Ducky and psychological skills reel him back?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ducky M. - Complete
Love of A Family by Blessedgrace reviews
The NCIS team is more than just a team, they're a family. See their story through marriages, parenting, friendships, & life. Main focus is Jibbs, but also centers around: McAbby, Tiva, Ducky,& Cynthia. Also, w/M.Franks, Jackson Gibbs, Mrs. Mallard & more.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,593 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 12/20/2009
A Very Interesting Sleepover by rumpleswagskin reviews
When the entire team minus Gibbs get together for a sleepover, what hilarity will ensue? What games will be played? What truths will be revealed? What dares will be reluctantly followed through with? TIVA, McAbby! Please R&R! NOW COMPLETE!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,778 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Something In The Water by ThoseNights reviews
Abby decides to put this year's tax refund to good use by taking the team on a summer vacation. Multiple pairings ensue. Jenny's alive because she was amazing. Tiva, McAbby, Jibbs
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Abby S., Tony D.
Your Going To Miss This by Blessedgrace reviews
Your going to miss this aren't you?" Cynthia knows more than anyone thinks. This is Jenny's journey throughout her illness. The team and those around her show her what its like to be a family with those who you care about and the ones who care about you.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Jenny Shepard
How Am I Supposed To Live With a New Agent? by SpecialAgentJethro reviews
After they are forced to have a new agent join the team, the Australian makes the whole team see things in a different light. New realtionships will be made and old ones tested. Coulpes may include Gabby and Tiva. Rated T to be on the safe side :D
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,585 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S.
New Teammate New love? by vrukalakos reviews
A new member is added to the NCIS team. She is Gibbs' niece, except his team doesn't know. Coming in from the navy, Bella proves that she's not only an agent, but possibly the one to capture Tim's heart. McGeexOC, slight AbbyxOC and Tiva New summary
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 70,608 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Tim M. - Complete
Caleb Ari by Random Dice reviews
“Whewe is Mommie?” He asked looking around the bullpen. Gibbs, McGee, and Abby just looked at the kid.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 38,303 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Daddy You Needs To Lower Your Cholesterol by Blessedgrace reviews
Gibbs get a very early morning surprise, his little boy, “Wakes up daddy, you needs to lower your cholesterol,”. Inspired by the Cheerio's commercial. Just a very sweet and cute oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
Ma fierté by NCISisters reviews
Un membre du NCIS se retrouve à l'hôpital...
NCIS - Rated: K+ - French - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
Twenty Three Minutes Till Midnight by angel-death-dealer reviews
Tony thinks he can surprise her. Ziva says he couldn't. With twenty three minutes left until midnight, which one of them will end up being right? Tiva. Songficish.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Letting Loose by mousanony reviews
“DiNozzo! David! Why aren’t you wearing any pants?” Crack fic, purely for humour. Implied TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
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The Adventures of the Dying detective
What mystery bug had Sherlock got? Is it a bug? Is there a cure? Not based on the short story, at all. Johnlock. Some Molly/Lestrade. Please read and review. :)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2014
American Branch reviews
"Someone's about to die, Jethro, and you're gonna need my help to find the killer." JohnLock(Ary), Sherlock/Gibbs friendship, Sherlock/Ellie friendship. Basic knowledge of characters needed. Enjoy! Please read and review! (:
Crossover - NCIS & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 10/26/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ellie B.
The Past, The Present and The Future reviews
Johnlock and Molly/Lestrade. Sherlock's parents die, Mycroft asks John to help Sherlock clear their house, Molly and Lestrade help. What will they find? Please read and review :) rated t for future themes and language
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] [DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper]
Good Girls
14 year old Sherlock/OC girlfriend, and some Mycroft/Sherlock bro love :) T for themes as per usual, because I'm paranoid. A 500 word one-shot drabble whilst listening to music. Please read and review :)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Published: 10/22/2014
He says
A poem. Semi Johnlock pre-fall, fall, then John/Mary and baby. Please read and review. T for mild themes just to be safe.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mary M. - Complete