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Author has written 9 stories for Kirby, Pokémon, Fire Emblem, Ice Climber, and Super Smash Brothers.
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Wii U: SuperMario643DS
Animal Crossing New Leaf Dream Code: 4200-4951-2137
Ice Climbing Randomness: I'm not sure if I'll be continuing this. (Ice Climber)
The Forgotten Children: I'll rewriting this one. Plot and some pairings will be different (Fire Emblem)
The Dark Matter Emissary: Not sure (Kirby)
Legendary Adventures: I'll probably start from scratch with this one. (Pokemon)
Magolor's Store: Maybe sometime in late August/mid September. (Kirby)
In the World of Smash: Again not sure but I'm not giving up yet. (Super Smash Bros.)
Kid Icarus Codecs: I'm working on Duck Hunt's. (Super Smash Bros.)
Mega Mercenaries and Mishaps: When every Pokémon that can Mega Evolve (aside from Mewtwo, he'll come up later) band together and form a ragtag team of mercenaries, they can be a force to be reckoned with. Unfortunately, they're all insane. Hilarity ensues. (Pokémon)
Mirror Images: The dark versions of some of the Smashers live together in a house. This can't end well. (Super Smash Bros.)
The Legend of Zelda: Misadventures of Link: The Hero of Hyrule/Time/Twilight/Termina/Wind/etc. is known for his amazing adventures. Well, these adventures are not one of them. (Legend of Zelda)
Lost in Time (Forgotten Children rewrite) Pairing/Children Guide
RobinXTiki- Morgan and
ChromXRaven- Lucina and Mark
FrederickXLissa- Owain and
VirionXCherche- Gerome and
VaikeXSully- Kjelle and
StahlXCordelia- Severa and
KellamXPanne- Yarne and
Lon'quXOlivia- Inigo and
RickenXMaribelle- Brady and
GaiusXTharja- Noire and
LibraXMiriel- Laurent and
HenryXSumia- Cynthia and
DonnelXNowi- Nah and
Appearances: Magolor's Store
Personality: Hyper, friendly, quirky, energetic, happy-go-lucky, random
Family: Magolor (older brother), Landia (pet)
Friends: Marx, Galacta Knight, Drawcia, Paintra, Taranza
Fun Fact: Her real name is Magora. Maggie is just a nickname.
Ivan Mikhail Gorbachev
Appearance: He's 2 feet taller than the average Aggron (6'11"), making him almost 9 feet tall. He wears a red or blue shirt under a black vest. He also wears a bandolier of bullets for his Minigun.
Personality: Like the Heavy, he is normally a gentle giant, unless provoked or in battle. He is very enthusiastic on killing whoever it opposing him. He also tends to talk to inanimate objects, specifically, his miniguns and his food. He also doesn't speak English too well. He's also smarter than most first think. Being one of the largest and tallest of the team, he feels that has to protect his teammates and deeply cares for them (especially the Medics and Engineers).
Weapons: Miniguns, Shotguns, Sandvich, Boxing Gloves, Fists
Known Moves: Roar, Iron Head, Iron Tail, Protect, Dragon Claw, Earthquake, Stone Edge, Hyper Beam, Brick Break
Notable Family Members: None
Name Origin: Ivan was the name of several Russian tsars. Mikhail is the official first name of the Heavy. Mikhail Gorbachev was the name of the leader of the Soviet Union at the end of the Cold War and the one that ended Communism in Russia.
Kid Icarus: Uprising
Fire Emblem: Awakening
Team Fortress 2
Bonk! (Melee kill)
Boink! (Melee kill)
You're like a car crash in slow motion. It's like I'm watchin ya fly through a windshield. (Domination)
Chose 12 of your favorite video game characters in any order and answer questions.
1. Kirby (Kirby)
2. Pit (Kid Icarus)
3. Robin (Fire Emblem)
4. King Dedede (Kirby)
5. Meta Knight (Kirby)
6. The Spy (Team Fortress 2)
7. The Pyro (Team Fortress 2)
8. Lucina (Fire Emblem)
9. Wheatley (Portal)
10. Viridi (Kid Icarus)
11. The Medic (Team Fortress 2)
12. GLaDOS (Portal)
What will happen if 1 woke you up in bed?
Kirby: (with Mike ability) WAKE UP!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE RINGING IN MY EARS!
3 walked into the bathroom while you're taking a shower?
Male Robin: This is awkward.
At least it wasn't the female Robin.
4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Dedede: I didn't say that!
Engineer: That Dedede's a Spy! *hits Spy disguised as Dedede with a wrench*
6 is lying next to you on the beach?
Spy: *tries to backstab me*
Sniper: That Spy's an enemy! *Throws Jarate at Spy*
Spy disguised as Spy: Jarate?! NOOOOOOOOO! *gets headshot*
7 suddenly confesses he/she is part of your family?
Well, that answers what your nationality is. Now all we need is your gender.
Pyro: Mmph mmph. (I'm not telling.)
8 got into the hospital somehow?
Lucina: I underestimated my opponent. Who knew the Falcon Punch was as powerful as legend says.
Medic: Vell zhen, fräulein, all I can tell you about zhis next procedure is zhat it will be excruciating! *pulls out bonesaw*
Lucina: Oh gods, give me strength.
9 made fun of all your friends?
You do realize those insults you use on Chell aren't going to work since A: They can speak, and B: They still have their parents.
Wheatley: Yeah, I haven't exactly thought this one through.
10 ignored you all the time?
Uhhh... Viridi? *pokes her head*
Viridi: *falls down, completely frozen like a statue*
Real Viridi: Phosphora, where'd you put that life-like statue of me?! I told you to stop playing with that thing!
Two serial killers are hunting you down! Quick! What will 1 do?
Kirby, suck 'em up!
Kirby: *inhales killers* Tasty, but could have used some ranch on the side.
You're on vacation with 2 and you managed to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Pit: I know what to do! *drops ice cream on the ground*
How is that going to help me?
Pit: Floor ice cream gives you heath!
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
A Levin Sword and a Thoron tome? Sweet! Which one of you is this from?
Male Robin: Me!
Female Robin: No, me!
You seem to have stuck yourself in a house that's on fire! What does 4 do?
Dedede: Jump! I'll catch you!
Okay! *jumps and lands on Dedede's belly* Thanks!
Dedede: Don't mention it. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to drag my lesser rated body to the hospital.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Meta Knight: *pulls out video camera*
I know your there and have a camera.
Meta Knight: *drops camera and runs*
You're about to marry 10! What is 1's reaction?
Kirby: I'm okay with this.
Pit: I'm not!
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Pyro: Hudda! Hudda! Hudda! (Conga! Conga! Conga!)
Oh yeah! Conga time! *joins Pyro's conga line*
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Wheatley: You're doing a good job. Now go left. No, your other left, sorry my bad.
You can't stop laughing. What will 11 do?
gets injected with anesthetics and falls asleep*
Medic: Did zhat sting? Sorry.
1 is all you ever dreamed of. Why?
Well, he is from Dream Land.
I wasn't trying to make a joke.
2 tells you his/her deep feelings for 9?
Pit: I didn't say that!
Heavy: Pit is Spy! *shoots $200 custom-tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute at Spy disguised as Pit*
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?
Female Robin: Well, here's my dad.
I thought you guys killed Validar.
Female Robin: We did. This is his grave.
6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts...
He is the Spy. What did you expect?
8 thinks that he/she will never get a boy/girlfriend. What do you tell him/ her?
What are you talking about? You're an amazing fighter, beautiful young woman, and all round very kind person. You'll get an S-rank in no time!
9 is too shy to face you in public and confesses their love by sending you an email. Now what?
Wheatley: I didn't type that.
Soldier: That Wheatley is a Spy! *shoots rockets at Spy disguised as Wheatley*
You spot 11 kissing 1. How do you respond?
Demoman: That Medic's a bloody Spy! *shoots grenades at Spy disguised as Medic*
You notice 5 and 6 have been inside that motel room MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
opens door to see Spy and Meta Knight playing video games*
Spy: Ha! I dominate you!
Would 2 trust 5?
Pit: Sure. Meta Knight's a trustworthy guy.
4 is bored and pokes 11. What happens?
Dedede: *pokes Medic*
Dedede: I'm going to pretend that didn't happen.
And yes, the Medic was a Spy.
If 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together, which study will they pick?
Meta Knight: Military strategy.
Kirby: The magic of friendship!
Everyone: *stares at Kirby*
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
Male Robin: Here you go. Bear steak with a side of escargot. Enjoy!
On second thought, I'm more in the mood for Chinese food. *leaves*
Male Robin: Oh well, more for me!
If 7 and 9 applied for a job, what job?
Pyro: Mmph mudda mmph! (I want to be a Pyro!)
Wheatley: Well, I guess I am a pretty good hacker.
If 8 gives 5 a haircut, is that okay?
Meta Knight: I don't have hair.
Lucina: Then I guess I won't be needing this then. *throws chainsaw over shoulder*
Marth: *chainsaw land on his head* AHHH! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!
If 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl should look like, will 6 be happy?
Wheatley: *holds out picture of Scout's mother*
Spy: Ah. Ma petite chou-fleur.
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
I probably don't want to know.
If 2 sent a message to his/her BF/GF but 9 got it, what would happen?
Wheatley: Wow. This is embarrassing.
Pit: Please don't tell Viridi!
5 and 6 have a workout together?
Meta Knight: Fencing contest?
Spy: You're on.
Five minutes later...
Spy: And zat is how I got zis sword struck in my chest.
Who would you kiss, kill, or marry out of 9,6, or 5?
Medic: Kill zhem all.
Are you sure?
All right. I'm convinced. *grabs minigun and puts on Spy's Heavy mask* NOW IS COWARD KILLING TIME!
all three run*
If 1, 3, and 4 were a band, what do you think they'd be called?
puts on Spy's Medic mask* I have no idea!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Spy: One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask... ...what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?
Do you believe 8 and 9 would be ever more than friends?
puts on Spy's Engineer mask* Nope.
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Engineer: *stretches neck* Nope.
What would 4 envy about 5?
Dedede: He's got more fans than me.
Meta Knight: At least you have less fan girls to deal with.
Dedede: Good point.
3 falls madly in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
Is it the male or female Robin we're talking about?
Medic: I have no idea!
1 decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?
Kirby! You ate the entire set!
Kirby: I just don't know what went wrong.
You and 10 go shopping. What do you buy?
A new 3DS since the screen cracked on my old one.
If 4 and 7 started dating, what would 3 do/say?
Female Robin: Does this mean Pyro is a girl?
What is your reason to kill 5?
Because Medic said so. *still chasing Meta, Spy, and Wheatley with minigun*
Who would 3 jump in the way of a bullet for?
grabs sniper rifle* Let's find out. *randomly shoots*
Male Robin: *sees bullet headed toward Chrom and Lucina* NOOOOOOOO! *bullet plicks of him*
You and 2 team up do something, what is it?
2 and 10 manage to kiss; on accident. What happens?
You get in a fight. Would you rather have 3 or 5 as your partner? Why?
9 asks you out. Decline or accept?
How would you react if you saw 8 and 10 in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 stand a chance?
3 has to marry either 8, 4, or 9. Who do they choose?
7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release? What is it?
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
9 became a singer?
How would you bribe 6?
If 5 was in the Dictionary, what would be the definition?
7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
8 and 3 go camping and forget ot bring food. What happens?
If you give 3,8, and 5 a cookie.
It's 4's birthday and his/her best friend 8 throws a surprise party and everyone comes. What does 4 do?
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
Look for God in others.
You now have two choices, you can :1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.
When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. Just when you're about to re-post this, he will try to discourage you. I just defeated him. Copy and paste this to your profile if you're in God's army and strong enough to pick up a sword. :)