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Joined 08-10-12, id: 4189774, Profile Updated: 03-19-13
Author has written 9 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Maximum Ride, and Harry Potter.

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the name's Ashley. Ashley (insert last name)

since my mini series "Prom" ended, I've started writing a few pieces of stuff. Max Ride for lyfe haha but I'll try my best to update soon!

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Ash

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Project: Family by DemiSpy reviews
"Your assignment consists of being 'married' to your partner and 'adopting' a child from the orphanage for a week, making it the best week of his or her life." Mr. Henderson said. "Partners... Max with Fang." AU/AH Dunno why it's T. Complete. Edit Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,145 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Iggy Project by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Iggy has a master plan: to get Max and Fang together. It's just slightly annoying that the world is scheduled to end in a few months. Sucks to be him. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,497 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Max, Fang
Scars by Sierra156 reviews
The Flock meet when they're put in a foster home together. They've all got a story- Fang blames himself for the death of his family; Max was abused by her father, and never really got over it. Read to find out the others' stories. Fax, Eggy, and no wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,595 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Max, Fang
Week In Hell by DemiSpy reviews
Yo. My Home Eco. teacher released an ultimatum on me. See, my project partner and I will give some kid from the orphanage the best week of his or her life, spending a whole week cooped up in some apartment the school ever so generously provided for us-teacher's words, not mine. Who is my partner, anyway? The 'girl'. Yeah, that one. Fly on, -Nick. AU/AH. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,541 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fang or Dylan? Who Will It Be? by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
This is the utter proof that I need to say that I have absolutely no life but this is my study on why it will be Fang and not Dylan.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Flash by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Nothing is quite as awkward as killing your sorta-girlfriend. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,333 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Fang, Max
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8203 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 129 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Chocolate by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang discovers what he can do when he takes Max's chocolate hostage. Oneshot, Fax, and a bonus for anyone who can figure out how to get the chocolate back.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
The Death of The Flock, The End of We by disneydork reviews
How the end of the Flock came to be, and how they changed the world in the midst of their tragedy. Character Death, Romance.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
The Cliche by Captain Atticus reviews
The story of how a desperate fanfiction author succumbed to the power of reviews. This is required reading.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
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Blind Guy Problems reviews
All Iggy wants is for life to give him a fair game. Just once. But no, life's just so f-ed up that he becomes the love doctor, the captive, and, worst of all, the victim of the scratchy farm girl voices. T for some language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Iggy
Draco Malfoy Hates Muggles reviews
We all know our favorite Slytherin hates Muggles; but have we stopped to wonder why? When Muggles try to save him for God, beat him up, and brush up against his shoulder, we get a better understanding of why our favorite blonde wizard doesn't like going out onto the streets. T for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
Tricks and Treats reviews
ONE SHOT AND SLIGHTLY OOC. The Flock has to go costume shopping: Angel and Gazzy wanted to go trick-or-treating. The thing is, Max and Fang have just broken up. Woops. How far will Max go to tempt her "perfect other"? T for language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Promotion Commotion reviews
Yo. Fang here. I really like this girl- scratch that. I love this girl named Max and she's all hot and I MUST CONTROL MY HORMONES. But she sort of hates me, even though she agreed to go to prom with me. Oh well. Anyways, this is my end of the story "Prom", and you'd better get some tissues. You're going to be laughing at how pathetic my love life is.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,883 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Fang, Max
MR Characters React To: Popular Songs reviews
Although the Flock and other MR characters have the social status of a rock, they do know their music. The question is, do they like it? Based off of a YouTube channel that hosts the reacting shows. Fax and Eggy is still on the stupid FedEx truck, taking forever to arrive. But when it arrives, it will be amazing :D Rated T for mild swearing.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 10/21/2012
That Guy From School reviews
Max and Fang have been thrust into the land of awkwardness. As in, Iggy locked them into a room, barricaded the windows, etc. Also, he's standing on guard. The deal is Fang kisses Max, they get out. Easy? I think not. Especially when Fang realizes Max likes a guy from school.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Fang, Max
Prom reviews
I grimaced as I passed through a particular hallway just covered with prom flyers. Iggy asked me if I would go to prom with our fellow senior. I really didn't want to, but but being the good friend, I accepted Iggy's request, because apparently he-who-must-not-be-named really wanted to go with me. AH/AU
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,543 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Max, Fang
Nevermore Rant reviews
I loved Nevermore. It was a good ending, compared to the incredibly crappy books preceding it: Max, Fang, Angel. But I still had my issues with the book. You want to know? Just click on the little title... You know you want to. :D T for mild swearing. I swear when I'm angry. The Genre is Rant. Characters: ALL OF THEM.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2012
The Fighter reviews
No, this is not a songfic. This is about Percy Jackson, who has the dilemma of being in love with two girls at once. He's dating one of them, but the other, who he loves more, is dating his best friend Luke. As Percy would say, what's a senior guy to do? All Human, Altenate Universe, etc. T for kissing
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,783 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.