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Joined 08-10-12, id: 4189828, Profile Updated: 09-27-12
Author has written 2 stories for Elder Scroll series, Cthulhu Mythos, and Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole.

Yes! Hello and welcome to my page! The name's Colin; english, gentleman author and comedian at your service, regardless of whatever nation you hail. Now, I am probably going to be the most British person you'll ever happen to stumble across on, granted I am more than happy to welcome anyone again regardless of wherever you're from, so if you have any questions do not hesitate to ask :) Ah yes, and please do forgive my short attenti there's a duck outside.

8/18/ 2012:- Just started me first fanfiction, a crossover between owls of ga'hoole and skyrim-had everything completely planned ever since Dawnguard got released, I have :)

Favorite Quotes:-

"There is a vegetarian option, you can f*k off."-Frankie Boyle, Mock The Week

"And remember, every pound you give, leaves you, a pound poorer."-Hugh Dennis on charity shows

Favorite Books:-

Watership Down-Richard Adams

Guardians of Ga'Hoole-Kathryn Lasky

Plague Dogs-Richard Adams

The Cthulu Mythos (series)-H.P. Lovecraft and others

Favorite Shows:-

Pingu (The one and only)

Top Gear UK

A bit of Fry and Laurie

An Idiot Abroad

Live At The Apollo

The Ricky Gervais Show

Mock The Week

Doctor Who (of course)


Have I got News For You

Russell Howards Good News

Favorite Movies:-

Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole

Star Wars (series)

Black Hawk Down

Saving Private Ryan

Happy Feet 1 & 2

Transformers: Dark of the moon and the others


District 9


Children Of Men

The Grey

Jurassic Park

Hot Fuzz

Shaun Of The Dead

Favorite Actors/presenters/comedians:-

David Tennant

Jim Sturgess

Sam Worthington

Gary Oldman

Ewan McGregor

Stephen Merchant

John Cleese

John Hurt

Jim Broadbent

Ryan Kwanten

Richard Roxburgh

Clive Owen

Richard Hammond

Hugh Laurie

Stephen Fry

Adam Hills

Kenneth Branagh

Simon Pegg

Jason Statham

Steve Irwin (R.I.P)

Hugh Grant

Daniel Craig

Jude Law

Martin Freeman

Russell Howard

Michael McIntyre

Rhod Gilbert

David Attenborough

Hugh Dennis

Frankie Boyle

Christopher Eccleston

David Wenham

Jeremy Clarkson

Ricky Gervais

Karl Pilkington

Alun Cochrane

Chris Addison

Ed Byrne

Hugo Weaving

Favorite Sports and Sports Team:-

Nothing like a bit of football (or soccer, if you will) with my mates :)

Tottenham Hotspurs (COME ON YOUR SPURS!!!!!!!!)

Arsenal (to an extent, yes)

Favorite Music:-

30 Seconds to Mars

Linkin Park

Rolling Stones

The Proclaimers

Snow Patrol


Red Hot Chili Peppers

Rise Against

Green Day




((Any kind of rock, to be honest, I play the electric guitar))

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Watching Snow Fall by J. Avery reviews
Or maybe… Mordecai lost his train of thought. Up on stage, with the electric guitar in hand, Benson looked on into the audience. At Mordecai. Into Mordecai's eyes.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,600 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Mordecai, Benson
Don't Run by TortureMegan reviews
Internal thoughts of one of Blackavar's guards during an unspecified time period.
Watership Down - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Complete
Recurring by Bluetech reviews
There is something amiss with Soren. Something terrible has taken control of his mind, terrorizing him every time he sleeps. Will he find the cure to his mental plague, or will it torment him forever?
Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,128 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Soren - Complete
A Truth Realized by Soren2526 reviews
Set during the events of Spirit Wolf and the death of Soren, Streak discovers the truth about himself and his family.
Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Soren - Complete
Deserted by countybum reviews
The story of Woundwort after his rein ended. For the Watership Down Challenge. K for safety.
Watership Down - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Complete
Welcome to Skyrim, Doctor by nintendofan345 reviews
The TARDIS goes haywire once again and the TARDIS, the Doctor, and Rose end up in Skyrim.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - 10th Doctor
Welcome to Ga'Hoole by SilverGuardian44 reviews
As Kowalski finished his new invention the four penguins have been transported to the owl kingdom. Now they need to find a way to go back home. Ratings may change. Please no flames. Anonymous reviews are allowed. Chapter 12 is up
Crossover - Penguins of Madagascar & Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,776 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
Only Fools and Horses: Holy MatriMOANny! by Deepthroat Ghoul reviews
After 16 years of confusion, denial, reversal, and dark moments of dispair, the longawaited wedding of Del Boy Trotter and Raquel Turner has finally arrived. Rated M for language, violence, and blood.
British Comedy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,589 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Complete
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Guardians Of Skyrim: The Wings In The White Dark reviews
Take flight once more as you join Soren and his noble band of brave, warrior owls in their latest adventure. When a tear in time & space transports them to another realm, they must now save the beautiful yet dangerous world of Skyrim. Prepare for a tale of legends,family, friendship,heartbreak,love,finding the hero inside & a young owl's sacrifice. We are the Guardians of Ga'Hoole.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,423 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Serana, Soren
The Owl Father reviews
Where did owls come from? Is everything beyond space, the eye can see or even beyond our plane of existence really evil? Or is there still a shred of good left in the Great Old Ones?
Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2012
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