Witherychode
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Joined 08-10-12, id: 4189958, Profile Updated: 04-23-13
Author has written 1 story for Fullmetal Alchemist.

If you're reading this, then you know I have lost control over my life. I'm probably under the couch cackling, hideously. It probably sounds a lot like this: "ROFLLOLOLOASLDAKSBNDLAksbfsadl;kf"

Maybe you're the people living in the apartment below mine who keep having really loud arguments at three AM.

Maybe you don't appreciate the theme music I've been playing whenever you get into these arguments.

Maybe you've already called the cops on me since I'm sitting alone, in the dark, at three AM. Cackling.

Maybe we're all Kyle.

Wheelp. I'm Withery, and I'm between the ages of twenty-two and twenty-five, I'm extremely hyperactive and have a lot of trouble sitting still. I like rainbow colored socks and bright obnoxious nail polish. My religion is Batman. I'm obsessed with Minnie Mouse. I can wear lightup shoes because I'm size 3 1/2 in children's, and people mistake me for a little girl that I used to my advantage to get discounts at restaurants. My laughter is piercing and will echo throughout time and space forever.

I often laugh loudly at my own jokes, and I have two amazing BFFs who are probably the biggest losers in the entire world. Heell yeahz.

The only active story I'm currently working on is Oh, no! and it's completely taken over my life.

This is Arlina's tumblr back when she lived in 2012 if you're curious as to how she was, but I'm probably never going to update it because I'm lazy and keep forgetting it exists.

I've just discovered polyvore (and now I've spent all my rent money buying the clothes I make), and so I made an outfit for Arlina so you guys can get the gist of what she's wearing.

Bits of Sunshine by Terans-DinosaurCostume reviews
What do you do when you wake up in a TV show? Purposely mess up the plot and make Stefan's life a living hell. Clarissa assumed she was dreaming, but she's not waking up, and between family drama with this girl who is apparently her twin and a pot smoking younger brother, Clarissa can't seem to stop bumping into Damon.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 441,715 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Damon S., OC
Oh, no! reviews
They say it's 1914, and that they can do magical things like summon fire just with a snap of their fingers. Arlina has no idea how she got here, but she's pretty sure she's just been kidnapped by a bunch of crazy people. She wants to leave, not get swept up in this blonde kid's mission to find some stone!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,214 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E.