Author has written 19 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Soul Eater, Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club, Supernatural, Web Shows, and Vocaloid.
Hi! I'm Lurvy-chan! I enjoy writing Hetalia fanfics mostly and I love causing drama and making humor in my stories I write! I take one shot requests for any anime on my list btw! Oh and don't be shy to talk to me, I'm really enthusiastic and spontaneous so don't worry! I lurv making internet friends so iz all good! :D Feel free to call me Otaku, Neko, Chicnerd, Lurvy-chan, or by real name Lynzi!
Whoever is reading my profile, wow you must be bored! XD ah but thanks!
Just in case you haven't seen it:
Here's a link to the Nyotalia episode in subs via tumblr! (Credit goes to Katudaisoku btw, not me :D )
Ha! YES! I finally updated! (Not really...)
I also had to delete two of my stories, sorry. ;-;
North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)
[x]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
[x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[x]You're very happy-go-lucky.
[x]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
[ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
[ ]You're a good artist. (I'm not so sure about that...)
[x]You can be clumsy at times.
[x]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
[x]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[x]You would surrender in a war situation.
Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)
[ ]You're very stoic and serious.
[ ]Sausages are your favourite foods.
[ ]You like to walk your dog. (I walk my gold fish :3)
[ ]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
[ ]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[ ]You work very hard.
[x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
[ ]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[x]You've had issues with money once or twice. (Once I have money, I blow it!)
Japan (Kiku Honda)
[ ]You're very mature (Pffftttt yeah right!)
[ ]You think everything over before saying it.
[ ]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[x]You isolated yourself during childhood.
[ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time.
[ ]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[ ]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
[ ]You're good at practical tasks.
[x] You need time to adjust to new people.
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
[ ]You love hamburgers.
[x]You think you're awesome.
[ ]You love to invent things.
[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
[ ]You can seem to be very brash to other people.
[ ]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
[x]You're terrified of ghosts. (Does Slender count as well? :( )
[ ]You know aliens exist.
[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
[ ]You wear glasses.
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
[x]You like tea.
[ ]You were quite tough as a kid.
[ ]You're very sarcastic and cynical.
[ ]Your cooking is awful.
[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[ ]You have tried doing black magic before.
[ ]You get drunk quite easily.
[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy. (I don't know what I act like when I'm drunk ._.)
[ ]You're good at embroidery.
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
[ ]You're very affectionate.
[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense.
[x]You like wine. (YEP!)
[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[x]You love red roses.
[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
[ ]You're very proud of yourself.
[x]You love culture and the arts.
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You say you're a gourmet .
[x]You had a very sad childhood.
[ ]You're very tall.
[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities. (Split personality)
[ ]You wear a scarf all the time.
[ ]You love sunflowers.
[x]You love vodka.
[ ]You can seem intimidating to other people.
[ ]You're very strong.
[ ]You have a big nose.
[ ]You have a strange laugh that can scare people.
China (Wang Yao)
[ ]You're very mature. (Again with the pfffttt!)
[ ]You're very superstitious.
[ ]You're very religious.
[x]You love pandas. (Zey is so cute! X3)
[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
[x] You love Hello Kitty. (Zey is cute too! x3)
[ ]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[ ]You work hard. (Hardly)
[ ]You're good at drawing.
[x]You like sweets . (They are so goodie! X) )
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
[ ]You are very well-raised.
[ ]You're polite.
[x]You love classical music.
[x]You like cake.
[ ]You have a mole on your face.
[ ]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
[ ]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.
[ ]You've composed music before.
[x]You tend to call people 'morons' (I call myself a moron too)
[ ]You wear glasses.
Canada (Matthew Williams)
[x]You're often ignored by people. (T_T y they no listen?!)
[x]You look younger than you actually are.
[ ]You love hockey.
[x]You love polar bears.
[x]You hate fighting.
[ ]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.
[ ]You often get mistaken for someone else.
[ ]You feel under-appreciated.
[ ]You're bilingual.
[ ]You always carry a bear with you.
[ ]You smoke.
[ ]You're very physically strong. (Ha ha! That's funny!)
[ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights. (Even funnier!)
[ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[ ]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
[x]You like hot weather.
[ ]You can be very friendly from time to time.
[ ]You look very tough on the outside.
[ ]You make a very nice role-model.
[ ]You don't let people get a word in edgeways.
Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)
[x]You have a potty-mouth.
[ ]You like to wear flowers in your hair.
[ ]You used to be a very tough kid.
[ ]You're very reliable.
[ ]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.
[ ]You're very faithful.
[x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
[ ]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
[x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
[ ]You're very loyal.
[x]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
[ ]You're very serious. (Yeah right!)
[ ]You have a lot of patience.
[ ]You think too much about philosophical stuff.
[ ]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
[ ]You're not very confident.
[ ]You were quite rebellious as a child.
[x]People tend to walk all over you.
[x]You're a born worrier.
Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You're quite hyperactive.
[x]You can be quite goofy. (Ask my friends!)
[ ]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.
[ ]You're very wary of strangers.
[x] It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.
[ ]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
[ ]You love pansies and corn-poppies.
[ ]You get up to lots of crazy antics.
Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)
[ ]You're quite mean-spirited.
[x]You're a bit of a hooligan.
[ ]You're very loyal.
[ ]You're very good at tactics.
[x]You hate Russia. (They're scary!)
[ ]You love to fight people.
[ ]You can avoid marriages quite well.
[x]You're not always taken seriously.
[x]You like drinking.
[ ]You want to become stronger.
Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)
[x]You are clueless about things around you.
[ ]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.
[ ]You're very responsible.
[x]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.
[ ]You love churros.
[ ]You help people in crisis.
[x]You are quite random.
[ ]Somehow, you like bananas.
[ ]You often offer food to people.
[x]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers. (I like Italy and Romano, but not Itacest!)
South Italy (Lovino Vargas)
[x]You tend to overreact a lot.
[ ]You like to order people around.
[x]You're a scaredy-cat.
[x]You curse a lot.
[x]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
[x]You tend to blush easily.
[x]You are lazy like hell.
[ ]You love tomatoes a lot.
[ ]You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[ ]You get defensive at the slightest comment.
Well I am the Italy bros! That's kind of funny, but it's very true! I'm mostly Italy though! Lol XD Ve!
For people that HATE stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I’m into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I’m BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIM HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I live(d) in the COUNTRY, so I MUST (have) live(d) on a farm.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I’m DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I’m a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar
I’m an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I’m THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I’m a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I like CATS, so I WILL grow up to be a crazy old cat lady who lives alone
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics/Manga, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so It MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I don't have many real friends so I must be anti-social and spend all my time online
I like anime so I must be an obsessive fangirl that squeals a lot
I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.
I'm GERMAN so I MUST be related to Hitler and hate Jews
I'm ITALIAN so I MUST talk in a funny accent and like only pasta and pizza and smell like garlic
I'm MENTAL so I MUST be crazy
I'm SUICIDAL so I MUST want attention
I LOVE LOVE so I MUST be obsessive and emotional
I have ANXIETY/PANIC ATTACKS so I MUST want attention
Other ways of finding me:
Quizilla- Chicnerd (Not in use)
Fanfiction- Well ur here dipshit! XD
My Hetalia OTPS list: top 10: (I don't care if they're in hetero or yaoi form :D)
1. SebLat (Seborga x Latvia, stfu)
2. GerIta (Germany x Italy obviously)
3. Spamano (Spain x Romano yisss)
4. PruCan (Prussia x Canada lolz!)
5. UsUk (America x Britain of course)
6. SuFin (Sweden x Finland almost cannon)
7. SeaWy (Sealand x Wy hehe)
8. GiriPan (Greece x Japan aww)
9. DenNor (Denmark x Norway oh my gosh)
10. TurKraine (Turkey x Ukraine yiippeee!)
1. REIGISA! I WILL SHIP IT TILL THE DAY I DIE!
2. MakoHaru :3
3. Rin x Aiichiro
4. Seijuro x Gou
5. Goro x Miho
6. ANYONE X WATER! (Seriously, water's a slut! XD)
Alright now that I think about it...
Every character in Free! that has an opposite gender name has douche bag parents!
That's so mean! They gave their kids girly/boyish names and they got made fun of for it! THAT'S SUCH A DOUCHE BAG MOVE! DX
Animes I've watched:HetaliaOuran Host ClubSoul EaterBlack ButlerBaka and TestAngelBeats!ChobitsFMAClannadFruits BasketSquid GirlSrgnt. FrogSpecial AYakitate!! JapanDeath NoteHeaven's Lost PropertyOne PieceFree!Gakuen AliceSave Me! LollipopPanty and Stocking with Garter-BeltAttack on TitanMeganebuBeyond the BoundaryNogizaka Haruka no HimitsuTokyo Godfathers (Great anime Christmas movie!)D. Gray ManOkami-sanGhost HuntDangan Ronpa
I TAKE SUGGESTIONS! 8D
What characters I am:
Hetalia- Italy and Latvia
Free! - Nagisa
Heaven's Lost Property- Nymph
One Piece- Chopper
Death Note- Misa
Black Butler- Elizabeth
Soul Eater- Crona
Srgt. Frog- Dororo and Tamama
Fruits Basket- Kagura
Dangan Ronpa- Junko
(I took quizzes for these! :3 I take quiz suggestions btw!)
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