TheNewSarcastic
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Joined 08-11-12, id: 4191146, Profile Updated: 11-10-13
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

G'day! It is I, TheNewSarcastic.

Thanks for checking out my profile!

I'm officially 14 this year! Woohoo! ;D

Indonesia is my home and I love my country albeit all its imperfections.

If I were to describe myself, I'd label me as 'unknown'. THIS FORMAT OF DATA IS NOT SUPPORTED.

Anyways, Fanfiction.net is my go-to haven when I'm free. It's also one of the reasons why my brothers call me a person with 'no life'.

Well, I disagree. Just because I read online and love my gadgets, doesn't mean I have no life.

Tch.

I'm not going to put too much thought in writing this, so I'm just going to end with a quote.

"Appreciate the awkwards, they're all party people at heart"

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Out of the Darkness by griffindork93 reviews
Sakura would show them she wasn't pathetic. One harsh word from Sasuke makes Sakura realize that he will never see her unless she is strong enough to stand at his side and not in his shadow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 172,676 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Of Monsters and Men by VesperChan reviews
When she is what the monsters of nightmares want more than anything else, Sakura should have been smarter and stayed out of the woods. Another Sakura Harem fic with multiple pairings, mostly SakuraUchiha
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,847 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Secret Desires by SpinxELK reviews
Alone in her doctors office. Supposedly discussing matters concerning Gaara, and his sudden duty as the Kazekage. But a certain distraction keeps Gaara's mind somewhere else. Warning!: CRACK fic!. One-Shot!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Sex Education by thatreevesgirl reviews
The academy has done away with their sex ed class. It is now the jounin teachers’ responsibility to teach this information. Sakura-sensei is having a little bit of difficultly with this task, but luckily she has Kakashi, the Hokage, to help her. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,276 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura's Harem by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Complete! As a child, Sakura had a rather unfortunate meeting with Desire of the Endless. Now, she is the desire of half the village... the female half! Sakura/harem, duh! Actually, not really...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,422 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Keeping Secrets by thatreevesgirl reviews
Kakashi almost died during a crucial ANBU mission. Now he, Sakura, and Itachi are trapped in a small cabin during a blizzard while they wait for Kakashi to heal. Sakura finds out that Kakashi has been keeping secrets. KakaSaku, KakaIta, KakaItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,073 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 80 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Of Stripping and Poker by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
.:LightCrack:. Contrary to popular belief, Sakura completely dominated the field of gambling unlike her superior. "HAH, YOUR ASSES ARE MINE!" And so, Naruto's idea of strip poker resulted in their two other teammates wanting to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Behind the Big Screen by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
As Sakura watches the audience in the darkness of the theater, she envied them, that they could believe it was for real even for just a few hours. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Icha Icha Pink by DirtyDivas reviews
Tsunade lost the bet and now must conspire with EroSennin for his novel Icha Icha Pink, where the heroine is to have the strongest shinobi compete for her. Sakura x Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Sakura H.
Through His Daughters Eyes by BloodRedAngel808 reviews
After Sakura's death, Sasuke's daughter Sana started hiding. Pulling away from him and others. Then, she revels her fathers secret lover....and her mothers darkest secret. PastSasuSaku suprise paring.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love's Rapids by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
It's simple. Two in a small raft, plus one raging river. Warning: Perverted Sasuke. "Uhm… Sasukekun, can you take the flashlight out of your pocket? It's digging into my back." SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
PseudoDoppelganger by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
Two years after Sasuke's eternal slumber, confessions spill out in unwanted ways. "You're messing with me.""I'm not." SaiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Torture Room by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
Sakura was assigned to be Sasuke's interrogator, since physical torture wouldn't work on him. Only problem is, she doesn't know who would break first. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura's Harem by Istoria reviews
Infiltration and deception is central to being a good ninja. But when Team 7 has to embed itself in a society ruled by women, they're all in for a wild ride.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,666 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 9/23/2003 - Sakura H. - Complete
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I'm Sorry I Never Knew reviews
And as they sat there, flipping through the pages of her life, they realise that maybe they didn't know Sakura-chan very well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Sakura H.
The Moment I Knew reviews
What do you say when tears are streaming down your face in front of everyone you know? "He said he'd be here." When Sasuke doesn't show up on her birthday, Sakura realises at the moment she knew. "You should've been here. And I would've been so happy."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete