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Joined 07-14-03, id: 419123, Profile Updated: 05-17-09
Author has written 16 stories for Naruto, Invader Zim, and Kingdom Hearts.

5/17/09

Probably never going to update this account with more fanfiction, so...yeah.

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How To Do Nothing At All by Falaphesian reviews
In a world of possibility, Xigbar's only desire is to do absolutely nothing. With Luxord in tow, the two set off on a most grand adventure to determine just how many things they can get by without doing. 'Nothing' has never been so full of 'something.'
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 119,901 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Xigbar, Luxord
Coexistence is Boredom by Sakurazukamori6 reviews
A new deathnote. A new plan for world sanctity. And an entirely misled Catholic clergy. Raito and L take their respective places on the sides of their own justice. A final battle waged in the Garden of Eden. LRaitoL. For a Brief Moment.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 232,973 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/16/2006
Something Wicked This Way Comes by Aishuu reviews
An alternate universe. L and Raito meet under different circumstances.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,989 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Light Y., L
Wait and Hope by CaideSin reviews
Sora is the pretentious prince of Coolsville and the whores ain't goin' home 'til six in the morn. Soracentric. Het, Slash, Femslash. AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,535 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Sora
Ordinary Miracles by Nenena reviews
It's tough being an apprentice angel, especially when your teacher doesn't understand you, a demon keeps showing up to harass you, and you're not naturally talented with thirteendimensional calculus. Repost of a fanfic originally written in 2003.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,982 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Complete
Marigold by Falaphesian reviews
He never knew what not to do. But he always got it right. Up until The Lightning, The House, and The Kid all came crashing down. Now he just can't stop doing it wrong. Axel x Roxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,925 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
What Makes the Nin by Kaydern reviews
Naruto seems to be having trouble with something.... narusasu slash with mentions of inosakura and nejihina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,839 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Bedlam by crinklescofftrip reviews
Civilian holidays are silly little things, all packed with traditions and noise. Particularly noise, where the Akatsuki is concerned. KisaIta WARNING! SEX!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,469 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Impossible Mello by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
[Some shounen ai: Mello x Matt.] It was not often that Matt bothered to waste his energy fighting back against the unstoppable cyclone that was Mello, but he figured he'd make it last while he could.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Name by Miruvix reviews
What's in a name, anyway? MelloMatt orphanage fluff sort of. [Spoilers for Matt's real name]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
Good Enough by Rosalyn Angel reviews
[AU, AxelRiku] Sometimes love doesn't need to be completely overwhelming. Sometimes, it just needs to be good enough. [complete]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,008 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Riku, Axel - Complete
Neko by artemisgirl reviews
While struggling to fall asleep one night, L discovers just what Raito dreams about, changing his entire perception of the odd Yagami boy... RaitoL slash.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,195 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Light Y., L - Complete
Stalking Moonlight by the machination reviews
Goodnight Moon sequel, Uzumakisama and Dark Ki cowrite. In a single night, fears became truth. Nightmares became real. For Sora, surviving could be worse than death. For Riku, the hunt for answers has just begun. [noncon, slash]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,882 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 10/31/2005
mrs o by archy the cockroach reviews
olette makes a new friend. femmeslash, LarxeneOlette
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Larxene, Olette - Complete
Pastoral Symphony in Blue Minor by Luc Court reviews
Set preKH1. Demyx, Yen Sid. Not even the greatest of Fantasia's magicians could predict what would happen when the Darkness came, or what it would mean for the people it found.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,196 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Demyx - Complete
Poolhouse Bambino by Falaphesian reviews
It was the kind of clubhopping life where you could meet someone with a kind of ease and just as easily forget them. Yet even the forgetter wants to remember, every once in a while. [CloudSora, oneshot]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,236 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Cloud S., Sora - Complete
All Kidding Aside by Kihin Ranno reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Twenty Ways to Die by Diva-esque reviews
There's more than one way to die. Each of the shinigami has learned this the hard way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/11/2006 - G.S. Yamamoto, Hanatarō Y. - Complete
Goodnight Moon by Uzumaki-sama reviews
Haven't you ever felt someone staring over your shoulder when nothing was really there? Maybe that thing you thought you saw in the corner of your eye was actually there. There's just so many places a nightmare can hide. Haven't you ever wondered? [RS]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 48,458 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Riku, Sora - Complete
When It Rains by Gilded Muse reviews
Everything important in Remus's life happens when it rains. SiriusRemus slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,185 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
forgetting reason by Taes reviews
When a poor street vendor, Naruto, barges into Sasuke's life, the storeclerk is forced to abandon his monotonous lifestyle and face the dark. Complete. AU. Sasunaru OR Narusasu. Shounen ai. Cursing and mature themes...Major EDIT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,603 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Practice Material by DarkTwin7 reviews
Hogwarts’ new Head Boy ponders the troubles of growing up and the pains of unrequited love – and comes to the conclusion that while there’s no escape from the first even for a Marauder, from the second, there is. SLASH (Sirius,Remus)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,953 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Freaks Flock Together by Insomnia Productions reviews
A one-shot on a moment between Sasuke and Naruto, where some secrets are revealed and much banter is exchanged. SasuNaru. WAFF.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Complete
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UnderTouch reviews
When you're alone, your mind plays tricks on you, right? I hope so. That it's only my mind, at least.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Sora
Jaws reviews
There is a secret killer that swims among the waves in the oceans of Mist, and the people will regret not thinking twice before taking a swim. But there is a specific reason why this creature cannot be caught.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Mr Fantastic reviews
Vexen admires his work. Crack. XD
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Vexen, Riku - Complete
Got It Memorized? reviews
For when existance needs validation, there is this, and this will always be. AxelRiku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Axel, Riku
A Message to Headquarters reviews
A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet. But Zim likes the apple blossoms. Mild ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Because I Can reviews
There are secrets. And they will stay secrets. OrochimaruSasori
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2006 - Sasori, Orochimaru - Complete
Waking Up reviews
Short, sweet drabble about waking up together. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reiteration reviews
Oneshot. Sasuke's life in sucession. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Higher and Higher reviews
Flying can be dangerous! Just a little out of season diddy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dirty Little Missions reviews
Beware: Thievery and smexy shoes. Set in My Kingdom Arc. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Ballad of a Lazy Bastard reviews
Shikamaru writes a poem...Just a drabble
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
My Kingdom for a Cup of Tea reviews
A morning in the life of Uchiha Itachi. AU SasuNaru, KisaIta, All that good stuff and the need for a caffinated beverage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Complete
Some Sort of Spectacle reviews
The actions of one can become entertainment for another. In this case, Kakashi find his new customer very intriguing...KakaIru AU OCCness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/3/2005 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Push reviews
It's just so hard to quit...yaoi...NaruSasu...Lemon Warning
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Suddenly A Sigh reviews
A Sakura pov on the way things are with her one true love, and how they should be. Oneshot. Shonenai ref.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Sakura H. - Complete
Fireworks in the Rain reviews
A sweet, little song fic about Naruto and Sasuke told from Naruto's pov. Shonen ai. 'Somebody' Bonnie McKee.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.