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Author has written 5 stories for Ninja Turtles.

Hey Fanfictioners! I've been reading fics from this site for a while but i just recently decided to get my own account and start contibuting instead of just lurking aroung here like i've been doing for a couple of years now. Heh.

I'm not really sure what i should say about myself. i don't think people really care. The only thing i need to say really is that i love the TMNT, always have and always will.

Reviews are always welcome! But constructive critiscim is always welcome, too because everyone needs to realize their own mistakes. I'll probably point out a couple of things if need be to your stories, too. Don't take it personally, because i'll just tell it like how it is.

I think my genres will vary, but i love a good laugh, so i will most likely be writing humorous fics. I will try to fit in some serious stuff in here.

I'm not too sure about how well my fic "Ordinary Day" came out to be. By all means, please tell me if it was good or not. I would love to know. Thank you.

That's all for now i guess. Happy reading:)

Footprints In The Sand

One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord.
Many scenes
from my life flashed across the sky.
In each scene I noticed footprints in
the sand.
Sometimes there were two sets of footprints.
Other times there
were one set of footprints.
This bothered me because I noticed that during
the low periods of my life
When I was suffering from anguish, sorrow, or
I could see only one set of footprints.
So I said to the Lord,
"You promised me, Lord,
That if I followed you, you would walk with me
But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life

There have only been one set of prints in the sand.
Why, When I have needed you most, you have not been there for me?"
The Lord replied,
"The times when you have seen only one set of footprints in the sand
it was then that I carried you."

The Road of Life

At first, I saw God as my observer, my judge, keeping track of the things I did wrong, so as to know whether I merited heaven or hell when I die. He was out there sort of like a president. I recognized His picture when I saw it, but I really didn't know Him.

But later on when I met Christ, it seemed as though life was rather like a bike ride, but it was a tandem bike, and I noticed that Christ was in the back helping me pedal.

I don't know just when it was that He suggested we change places, but life has not been the same since.

When I had control, I knew the way. It was rather boring, but predictable . . . It was the shortest distance between two points.

But when He took the lead, He knew delightful long cuts, up mountains, and through rocky places at breakneck speeds, it was all I could do to hang on! Even though it looked like madness, He said, "Pedal!"

I worried and was anxious and asked, "Where are you taking me?" He laughed and didn't answer, and I started to learn to trust.

I forgot my boring life and entered into the adventure. And when I'd say, "I'm scared," He'd lean back and touch my hand.

He took me to people with gifts that I needed, gifts of healing, acceptance and joy. They gave me gifts to take on my journey, my Lord's and mine.

And we were off again. He said, "Give the gifts away; they're extra baggage, too much weight." So I did, to the people we met, and I found that in giving I received, and still our burden was light.

I did not trust Him, at first, in control of my life. I thought He'd wreck it; but He knows bike secrets, knows how to make it bend to take sharp corners, knows how to jump to clear high rocks, knows how to fly to shorten scary passages.

And I am learning to shut up and pedal in the strangest places, and I'm beginning to enjoy the view and the cool breeze on my face with my delightful constant companion, Jesus Christ.

And when I'm sure I just can't do anymore, He just smiles and says . . . "Pedal."

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In Another's Shoes by Splinter reviews
Mike's the leader? Raph's the engineer? Don's the rebel? Leo's the goof off? What was Splinter thinking? He's thinking he needs some comic relief at his sons' expense. Besides, it's all in the name of learning. Some bad language. Reader beware.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,781 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 12/26/2005
April's Diary by Connie Nervegas reviews
April writes about her daily experiences as a grown woman hanging around with four teenage ninjas. The only place where she can vent openly when they get on her nerves and about what she really thinks of them.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 109 - Words: 304,982 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 7/3/2010 - April O'Neil
Plan B by Kas0114 reviews
God sends a young Castiel to Earth to protect the Winchesters, but Castiel is merely a fledgling the task might be harder than originally thought.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,568 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Out of the Ordinary by BubblyShell22 reviews
The Turtles are acting strangely, and it's time for an intervention. A humorous fic poking fun at some of the known stereotypes within the fan fic world.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,443 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 2/20/2012
Talking Turtles by Escollido reviews
Dialog fics. On a nightly stake-out, Raph teaches Mikey and Leo an important lesson about Donnie and his toys. Later, during a movie-marathon, the guys talk about April's first kiss. But wait, shouldn't they all be in bed? And what's this? A Prank War? On-going series of stand-alone one-shots. Open to requests, ideas and suggestions. Please review!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,061 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012
Fallout by vacant houses reviews
Dark fic. The bonds of a family are broken and the turtles' own humanity questioned when they experience a betrayal wrought by their very DNA.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,697 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Michelangelo, Raphael
Wonderbrats by vacant houses reviews
Crack fic. The TMNTs' lives are ruined when their home is invaded by hundreds of mutant babies they supposedly fathered. Third place 2011 Comedy award and Second place in the Strangest Scene category. Now complete with an explosion.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,026 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Donatello, Shredder - Complete
End of My Rope by Simone Robinson reviews
"Sweat beaded against his brow as he felt himself slip further, the rope feeling dangerously thin beneath his fingertips. No grip, no way to scale the eighteen floors without equipment. Turning his gaze upwards, Leonardo did not waste his breath cursing modern architecture, but by gods he wanted to." The higher you are, the harder you fall. Will Leo make it to safety?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Veleno by vacant houses reviews
There is a medicine box that sits in Splinter's room, hidden beneath various books and scrolls that the rat has collected over his lifetime. Splinter ponders a dark decision he's concealed the turtles' entire lives.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Splinter - Complete
Sunshine by vacant houses reviews
WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH...and other inappropriate humor. The turtles celebrate the passing of their beloved brother. Crack.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Complete
The Law of Balance by terrapintarts reviews
"It is important to strive for balance in all aspects of your lives." That's the lesson Splinter would teach. What does it mean for the turtles? No sugar for Mike! No caffeine for Don! No TRAINING for Leo! And poor Raph... This week is going to be hell.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,564 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Complete
Raphael takes the bus by zenonaa reviews
Secret Santa for M.D. Owen. What it says on the tin... uh, title.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Raphael - Complete
Anger Management by zenonaa reviews
Donatello decides to start anger management classes. Will he succeed, or will his students lose their tempers? OOC
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,677 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Donatello
txt msg by Daria234 reviews
Humor one-shot about Dean/Cas. Originally written for a prompt on comment fic on livejournal, "For a guy who never talks you sure send some racy text messages." Set while angels and demons are looking for Dean since he is supposed to be a vessel,Season 5
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Donatello's Quest for Coffee by Hyaroo reviews
A parody of INFOCOM-style text based adventure games: Donatello is on a quest to get some coffee... sounds easy, right? Voted "Best Comedy" in the Stealthy Stories' 2008 TMNT Fanfiction Competition!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,212 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Donatello - Complete
Insanity in the Bathroom by Just-Caro reviews
Being locked in a place for a long period of time can do things to you. rated T for saftey for use of mild language
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Worst TMNT FanFic Ever by KriStALKaLEi reviews
A parody of TMNT Fanfiction. Includes bad grammar, misspelled words, missing words, OC's, OOC, MPREG, Turtlecest, AU, character death, angst, romance, humor, and an overall bad plot XD Rated T for sexual & drug insinuation and bad word usage.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
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Texting reviews
Leo uses the texting feature on his phone for the very first time to contact Mikey. Mikey uses this opportunity to tease his brother. New chapter with Raph and Don.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Reason reviews
Leo gets back home from Central America and has to face his family with his reason for staying away so long. Can he make them understand?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Leonardo
Late Night Phone Convo reviews
Don wakes up to a phone call to find Casey on the other end of the line. Don doesn't like being woken up in the middle of the night, so of course, there will be arguing.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Donatello, Casey Jones - Complete
Ordinary Day reviews
Crack fic. The turtles are overwhelmed with the stresses of everyday life and this is the result of it.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Complete
First Encounter reviews
A new member of the Foot 'meets' the turtles for the first time. He has some interesting thoughts on the creatures...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Foot Ninja - Complete