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Author has written 34 stories for Victorious.
I APOLOGIZE FOR THE CRAPPY ENDING FOR BLOOD BOUND BEAUTY IF I GET BORED I MAY BRING IT BACK TO LIFE AND POST MORE ADVENTURE BUT FOR NOW THERE ISNT MUCH INSPIRATION FOR ME ON FANFICTION FOR THE STORY SINCE IT'S THE ONLY ONE I KNOW THAT TAKES PLACE IN THAT TIME
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girls are sorta like an apple on the tree, the best ones are at the top but people are to scared to pick them so they get the ones that arent as risky or as beautiful, but the the ones at the top think they are ugly and terrible when in fact they arent so take the risk and pick the top one
friends never let you do stupid things... alone :)
see stupidity isnt as bad as everyone thinks
love isnt showing affection towards someone, it someone that will take your heart that was crumpled and shattered into a million pieces and never stop trying to fix it until they die (i made that one up myself oh yeah i'm awesome like that)
your first love is sorta like the first time you fell in public, everyone saw it but no one knows what you feel inside.
love is sorta like a ninja it sneaks up on you when least expected and with so much force you'll never forget it-MJ Lynn
would be calling 911 after you hit your head on a metal bar and is laying unconsious
a best friend
would be lying there beside you unconsious
Some say Beri hasnt a shot. i laugh at them and search on youtube Beck and then show them that beck and Tori kiss is more popular than beck and Jade.
fame, fortune, and family
He needs her to breath
Pic's of Tori- http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/26300000/Victoria-Justice-photoshoot-Jon-McKee-victoria-justice-26377406-266-400.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.fanpop.com/spots/victoria-justice/images/26377406/title/victoria-justice-photoshoot-jon-mckee-photo&usg=_-PZOznv_z_X2y7yPLRvsCUKugaw=&h=400&w=266&sz=85&hl=en&start=1&zoom=1&tbnid=3Qln9KIc32zGjM:&tbnh=110&tbnw=75&ei=fqxxUMzqGefu0gGql4CYCg&prev=/search%3Fq%3Davan%2Bjogia%2Band%2Bvictoria%2Bjustice%2Bphotoshoot%26tbnh%3D127%26tbnw%3D86%26hl%3Den%26sig%3D116799893050166459321%26biw%3D1366%26bih%3D587%26tbs%3Dsimg:CAESEgndCWf0ohzfbCEj3cEnHtpvmg%26tbm%3Disch&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=84&vpy=2&dur=1035&hovh=275&hovw=183&tx=106&ty=114&sig=116799893050166459321&page=1&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0,i:78
Pic's of Vic- http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://files-cdn.formspring.me/profile/20110331/n4d950c5013bbb_large.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.formspring.me/vjusticee&usg=_ZJ9ZQmQO1x-7RCYXlmbELY3OCI=&h=160&w=160&sz=7&hl=en&start=1&zoom=1&tbnid=zl35VM6oEFfo9M:&tbnh=108&tbnw=108&ei=Jq1xUO3PE6bH0QGF14Bg&prev=/search%3Fq%3Davan%2Bjogia%2Band%2Bvictoria%2Bjustice%2Bphotoshoot%26tbnh%3D64%26tbnw%3D64%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26sig%3D116799893050166459321%26tbas%3D0%26biw%3D1366%26bih%3D587%26tbs%3Dsimg:CAQSHwn--gXzHMbzFhoLCxCo1NgEGgIIFwwhXPRtYOkABFs%26tbm%3Disch&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=112&vpy=201&dur=1221&hovh=128&hovw=128&tx=101&ty=63&sig=116799893050166459321&page=1&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0,i:52
97 of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3 who would sit there eating pop corn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this
I Hate Racism...
RACISM A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And yet you have the nerve to call me colored" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your site and help stop racism
I believe in Jesus. And guess what? I'm proud to say I do. I'm proud to say I trust God and have faith in Him. If you're proud of that, and are willing to stand up for God, post this into your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Jesus, He will deny you in front of His Father in the gates of Heaven.
Teacher: Can You See God ?
Class: No .
Teacher: Can You Touch God ?
Class: No .
Teacher: Then There Isn't A God !
Student Raises Their Hand And Says*
Student: Sir, Can You See Your Brain ?
Teacher: No .
Student: Can You Touch Your Brain ?
Teacher: No .
Student: Oh Okay, So You Don't Have A Brain ?
The University professor challenged his students with this question. "Did God create everything that exists?"
A student bravely replied, "Yes he did!"
"God created everything?" The professor asked.
"Yes sir", the student replied.
The professor answered, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil."
The student became quiet before such an answer. The professor, quite pleased with himself, boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth. Another student raised his hand and said, "Can I ask you a question, professor?"
"Of course", replied the professor.
The student stood up and asked, "Professor, does cold exist?"
"What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?" The students snickered at the young man's question.
The young man replied, "In fact, sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-460F) is the total absence of heat; all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat."
The student continued, "Professor, does darkness exist?"
The professor responded, "Of course it does."
The student replied, "Once again you are wrong, sir, darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact we can use Newton 's prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of Darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present."
Finally the young man asked the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?"
Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course as I have already said. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."
To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."
The professor sat down totally deflated.
love, peace, and taco grease- George Lopez. Repost if you LOVE tacos
this is to anyone who hated on Jeremy Shane, y'all are jerks and they stopped writing because of you. constructive critizim is okay in my eyes but from what her bio said y'all seemed like jerks. and jerks cant write :(
i have 5 fingers for a reason
pinkie: to make promises to my best friend
ring finger: for that special guy someday
middle finger: to singnify to the world that your a jerk
pointer finger: to pick out my dearest family members
thumb: to remind everyone i'm okay
men who treat women like princesses are proof they were raised my queens
i am single and proud of it
you wanna know who i'm in love with, read the first word of this sentnce to find out :)
i am not perfect
B. Beauty is what i dont have
E. Everyone else has a date accept me
A. A loser is what i am called
U. Uncool is what i am
T. Trying to hard to be pretty but failing is the story of my life
I. I feel like no one cares about me
F. Falling for guys I know I cant have happens daily
U. Useless is what I feel
L. Love is what I am lacking
being Beautiful obviously isnt what I thought it was what I just and i MJ Lynn made this up and all of it is completely true from what i am told.
my Victorious pledge (MJ Lynn style ;)
i pledge to think of Tori whenever i see a microphone
I pledge to think of Jade whenever i see scizzors
i pledge to think of Cat whenever i see a red velvet cupcake
i pledge to think of Beck whenever i see a movie
i pledge to think of Andre whenever i see a keyboard (the piano one not the computer)
i pledge to think of Robbie when i see an ipad
i pledge to think of Rex whenever i see a pretty girl
i will miss you Victorious and your memory will always be with us
ships i love
beri- it has to happen or else i'll do what i do with any sad movie. replace the memory of the TV Show/Movie ending with my own version in my head
Jandre- LOVE IT, andre balances out Jade and understands her
Cabbie- they are just plain cute
ships that are okay
Candre- i can see it and it's okay but cat belongs with Robbie
tandre- their just friends, sorry people
Rade- i'm on the fence with it wheither to no like it or it's okay
ships i dont get
Bade- Jade is so rude and it crushes my heart
any gay/ lesbain coupling- IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN IT'S A KIDS SHOW PEOPLE
My Somebody That I used to know parody for Nickelodeon.Now and then I think of when we were together, in 2010, 2011, 2012 before august 10th.
lost pen= no pen
no pen= no notes
no notes= no study
no study= fail
fail= no diploma
no diploma= no work
no work= no money
no money= no food
no food= you get skinny
you get skinny= you get ugly
you get ugly= no love
no love= no marriage
no marriage= no children
no children= alone
lesson: don't lose your pen
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life
23 Ways To Annoy People In An Elevator
1)CRACK open your bag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” – and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when someone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”
14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.
23) When the lift is going down scream “we’re gonna die
I WANT A GUY...
who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me,
hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous.
Someone who would sing to me at random moments.
Who would let me sleep on his chest.
A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me.
I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away.
Someone who would let me gossip to him
and just smile and agree with everything I said.
He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then
KISS ME A MILLION TIMES.
Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh.
He would take me to the park and
put his hands around my waist and
give me big bearhugs all the time.
He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did.
And we'd make out in the pouring rain.
He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends,
and we'd argue about silly things and then make up.
I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years
and COUNT STARS with me.
Who would stay home with me on a Friday night
just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket.
Someone who would tell me I'm beauiful but not too often,
who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could.
But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
To attract men, wear a perfume called new car interior.
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.
They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can keep it.
She's my best friend. You break her heart, I break your face.
(Say to a boy) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could to if you hit a bit harder.
I'm the type of girl who manages to plan whole world domination in history class.
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.
It's us versus the world... we attack at dawn!
Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.
If you are obsessive compulsive press 1 repeatedly if you're co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want, so stay on the line and we'll trace your call.
If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you.
90% of girls would have a breakdown if they saw Justin Bieber on the edge of a skyscraper getting ready to jump. Copy and paste this if you would be in the 10% sitting in deck chairs with popcorn screaming "DO A BACK FLIP!"
99.9% Of girls would die from lack of oxygen if Aeropostle and Abercrombie & Fitch said it was uncool to breathe.
Read this. I almost didn't and I'm so glad I did.
Most people don't act stupid -- it's the real thing.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, and then used against you.
A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
If you can’t live without me, Why aren’t you dead yet?
Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.
Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life WHY ARE YOU SCARED?!
Practice makes perfect...but some say nobody is perfect so why practice
I am a bomb technician... if you see me running try to keep up
When life give you lemons, keep them, because hey, free lemons.
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you
Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems
Few girls admit their age. Few guys act theirs.
Never take life to seriously... you’re not getting out of it alive
5 facts 1. There are more boys than girls in the world
2. People will always be human... won't they?
3. It is impossible to lick your index finger while looking up
4. You just tried number 3
5. You are laughing at number 4
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying.
I would love to have a battle of wits with you, but it seems that you have come unarmed
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.
Some people are like a slinky, not really good for anything but you can't help smiling when one tumbles down the stairs
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
I’m Out Of My Mind Feel Free to Leave a Message.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried
Don’t look at me in that tone of voice
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying
I would rather kill myself than commit suicide
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.
In order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.
a good friend will always bail you out of jail. a true friend is standing next to you
a scientist will always look for the truth. a madman can make up his own truth
whoever said that "words will never hurt me" never was under a bookshelf
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
-One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
-Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round!
-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in your enemies eyes
There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, it's when they start to talk back that you need to worry.
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid
When life gives you lemons...
a. make lemonade.
b. make apple/grape juice, then sit back and watch the rest of the world wonder how the heck you did it.
c. squirt the juice in life's eyes and see how life likes lemons then.
d. keep 'em ,'cuase, hey, free lemons.
e. take them and bide your time until life isn't looking, and then steal the oranges you asked for.
f. make root beer.
one of my new one shots this is Tori's dance
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLDthe ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.(how do you not eat lunch good god help them)
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
i'm in orchaestra so i must be a geek.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant(god people from other countries AMERICANS ARENT ALL LIKE THAT I AINT OBESE IF YOU CARE TO KNOW I JUST HIT 100 MARK THIS YEAR AND I AINT ANOREXIC I AM QUIET AND NOT A BITCH AND DONT END ALL MY SENTENCES WITH TOTALLY DUDE OR TOTALLY).
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue *Patricia, for you The Price of Freedom readers
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I'm from Pennsylvania so I MUST be an amish hick who lives to farm
I'm a Phidaphia Eagles fan so I MUST be an aggressive person who beats others up if they dont like my team(seriously could you picture little me beating someone over football)
I can't help but laugh at stero types of others so i must be a moron for not believing them...