Author has written 3 stories for Transformers, Harry Potter, and Sherlock.
"Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."
If you prey on the old, you're a coward.
If you prey on the young, you're just pathetic.
If you prey on the weak, you're even weaker.
But if you prey on my friends, you're history
I never fell own the rabbit hole and made it to Wonderland,
Peter never came to my window searching for his shadow,
I didn’t receive my invitation to Hogwarts on my eleventh birthday,
And my closet isn’t a portal to Narina, just a complete mess.
You may be my last hope for a great adventure,
I want to travel with you into the stars.
Do you think I can run away with you to all of time and space?
"You will fly and you will crawl;
God knows even angels fall.
No such thing as you lost it all.
God knows even angels fall.”
There’s a four lettered word
You can’t climb that mountain
He can’t hit a century
Because Can’t is a word with a habit of stopping
But those four little letters
We can take off the T
We can build we can run
quotes - I really like quotes
- I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me
-One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
-I don't obsess, I think intensely!
-"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."
-I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.
-"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
-Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
-The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
-Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died
-Forgive your enemies it messes with their heads
-I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.
-People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
-I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
-If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
-"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'
-Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
-Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship
-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
-I have super powers. I just don't want to show you
-Hi. I have cool socks on today.
-I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as I do.
-Don't flatter yourself. I was looking at your friend.
-ME?? SARCASTIC?? NOOOOO.
-: I knew a man once who said, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."
-I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
-Don't follow me... I'm lost too.
-Poke me. I dare you.
-Book: "I brought you some supper but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped...sin and hellfire... one has lepers."
-Doctors say I have Multiple Personalities. We disagree with that.
-Secret Admirer: a stalker with stationary.
-An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
-I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
-A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
-"If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English." - Homer Simpson.
-I'm so gangsta. I carry a squirt gun.
-Mal"I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind you." (Zoe punches the thug out) "Drunks are so cute."
-People are like SLINKIES. Basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.
-" I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it."
-You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.-
-Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to.
-I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet
-"No tresspassing, violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again."
-Mal "We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so...very...pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die."
-"Get busy living or get busy dying"
-When in doubt, make up words
-"FAMOUS LAST WORDS: That’s funny, I remember seeing somebody who looks just like you on America's Most Wanted..."
-"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives."
-"I didn't know people actually read emails--the delete button is so conveniently located." House, House
-"I happen to be humanity's last great hope." - Cale
"I weep for the species." - Preed, Titan A.E.
-"Insanity is always fun, because people don't know how to react to it."
-"Is this the part where I say who's there and something creepy happens?"
-"The only thing that makes me more nervous than a pissed-off spirit…is the pissed-off spirit of a psycho-killer." - Dean, Supernatural
-"Ha! From when I was born till the day I day, the only side I'm on is mine."
-“Go then, there are other worlds than these.”
-Today I saw a slave become more powerful than the Emperor of Rome.
-“Give me just enough information so that I can lie convincingly.”
-: What we do in life echoes in eternity.
-“God is cruel. Sometimes he makes you live.”
-The general who became a slave. The slave who became a gladiator. The gladiator who defied an emperor.
-"A person who doesn't learn from the past is an idiot, in my estimation.”
-“People with a high tolerance for boredom can get a lot of thinking done.”
-“They were close to the end of the beginning . . .”
Winds in the east, mist coming in.
Like somethin' is brewin' and bout to begin.
Can't put me finger on what lies in store,
But I fear what's to happen all happened before
-“Even people capable of living in the past don't really know what the future holds.”
-“Get busy living or get busy dying.”
-“Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.”
-“I think that we're all mentally ill. Those of us outside the asylums only hide it a little better - and maybe not all that much better after all.”
-“The scariest moment is always just before you start.”
-“You can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will.”
-“Alone. Yes, that's the key word, the most awful word in the English tongue. Murder doesn't hold a candle to it and hell is only a poor synonym.”
-“Remember, Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.”
-“Fiction is the truth inside the lie.”
-: My name is Gladiator.
-"Stay back: I'm allergic to stupid." - a T-shirt
-"I never did like camels. Filthy buggers; they smell, they spit, they bite." - Johnathan, The Mummy
-“A-frickin-mazing. You expect a damned wand, but you don’t expect a shotgun. What is this world coming to?” – Anna, "Out of Time"
-"Here's another curse: may all your bacon burn." - Calcifer, Howl's Moving Castle
-"Everything good in life is either immoral, illegal, or fattening."
-: And now we are Free. I will see you again... but not yet... Not yet!
-"I AM CALM! I'M THE PICTURE OF CALMNESS!! NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY BEFORE I THROW YOU THROUGH A WALL!!"
-"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
-: It's a dream, a frightful dream... life is...
-"Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."
-"Shit happens...Mostly to me, so don't worry."
-"Have a nice day, somewhere else."
Book: "What are we up to, sweetheart?"
River: "Fixing your Bible."
Book: "I, um...(alarmed)...what?"
River: "Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logistics - doesn't make sense." (she's marked up the bible, crossed out passages)
Book: "No, no. You - you can't...
River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."
River: "We'll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon. Only way to fit 5000 species of mammal on the same boat." (rips out page)
: Did you do anything today?
: Played with Kaylee. The sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I hate the bits, the bits that stay down and I work, I f-function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away! The sun grows dark and chaos has come again. It's... fluids. What am I?
-Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."
-Are you eating breakfast cereal or is that just a bad telephone line? -- Klinger
-I am only paranoid because everyone is against me -- Frank
-You just have to kill germs, you don't have to hang around for the funeral. -- Hawkey
-Hawkeye: (While someone plays "Reveille".) I could swear I heard a bugle.
It is a bugle. Hey, I think we're in the Army!
-Tracey: When you can't run, you crawl, and when you can't crawl - when you can't do that...
Zoë: You find someone to carry you
-We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the cops.
-The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!
-My reality check bounced.
-Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days..."
[after Hopper's tactic destroys the alien ship]
Captain Yugi Nagata: I can't believe that worked!
Alex Hopper: Yeah, Art of War, "fight the enemy where they aren't." After all these years, that finally just clicked.
Captain Yugi Nagata: But that's not what it means.
Alex Hopper: ...Really?
Captain Yugi Nagata: Not even close.
Seeing alien war ship approaching them:
Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord: Is this a super secret surprise Navy exercise? Cuz if so, they've gone way to far.
Secretary of Defense: [from the Pentagon] Just scramble the jets, Admiral! We need to get in there-!
Admiral Shane: I'm far more aware than you of the need to get inside! But wasting lives will not help! You want me to send up another plane? I'll do it the second you get up here and put your ass in the co-pilot's seat, *sir*!
[slams phone down]
Sergeant Baker: Would you tell me where I might find Colonel Blake's office?
Hawkeye: Yes, Sergeant. You go straight down there, turn left and you look for a broken-down, dirty old man and follow him.
Sergeant Baker: Yes, sir. He'll take me to Colonel Blake?
Hawkeye: That IS Colonel Blake
Hawkeye: What do you mean observation? The only thing I want to observe in Tokyo is what a good time I'm having.
Sherman: You need tests.
Hawkeye: Oh, come on! You know I was only putting you on about Frank Burns.
Sherman: Of course. But you have done some pretty bizarre things.
Hawkeye: Gee, I can't imagine why. I'm 12,000 miles away from home, sewing together soldiers who aren't old enough to shave, while people, I don't know keep dropping bombs on the building where I work, which has a big red cross painted on the roof. Maybe I should just hire a band and have the whole thing catered.
"I will not carry a gun, Frank. When I got thrown into this war I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!"
Frank: Pierce, hold on!
Hawkeye: Oh, lay off, Frank. I just had a hard day at the office.
Frank: Your conduct in there was not only unbecoming of an officer, it was equally reprehensible as a medical man!
Hawkeye: Frank, I happen to be an officer only because I foolishly opened an invitation from President Truman to come to this costume party. And as for my ability as a doctor, if you seriously question that, I'm afraid I'll have to challenge you to a duel.
Trapper: Swords or pistols?
Hawkeye: I was thinking of specimen bottles at twenty paces.
Frank: There are ladies present.
Hawkeye: Oh, sorry, baby.
Margaret: Major to you.
Hawkeye: Oh, sorry, major baby
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Genie: Enough about you, Casanova. Talk about her.
Genie: She's smart, fun. The hair, the eyes. Anything. Pick a feature.
Aladdin: Princess Jasmine, you're very...
Genie: Wonderful! Magnificent! Glorious!... Punctual!
Princess Jasmine: Punctual?
Aladdin: Uh, beautiful!
Genie: Nice recovery.
Genie: [turns into a cheerleader] Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake! Stick that sword into that snake!
Jafar: You sssstay out of thissss!
Genie: [Weakly] Jafar, Jafar, he's our man; if he can't do it, GREAT!!
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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