Sword of Dragon Fire
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Joined 07-14-03, id: 419316
Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Rocky Horror.
The roots of all my evil...

Lord of the Rings
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Anne Rice
Heavy Metal music
Classic Rock music
Sporks
Pink Floyd The Wall
Hedwig and The Angry Inch
Penguins
Fantasy
Shakespeare
E. A. Poe
Europen History (because I'm a loser when it comes to history...)

I shouldn't even have a fan fiction accont, I could never use other people's characters- it dosn't feel right. Oh well, the vocies made me do it.
Uhh...
Please...stop looking at me like that...

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They've Got Mail by Anakin McFly reviews
NOVELISATION IS HERE. Go straight to the last chapter for details.
Crossover - Matrix & Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,680 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Complete
Touch Me by i-bleed-magenta reviews
Magenta and Columbia get a little frisky after watching Janet and Rocky on their monitor. Magenta's POV.
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/4/2004
Elvish Underpants by ShinzonAurthurDentEiffel65nut reviews
Happy new year everybody! Part three just published for all those who wanted to see Aragorn depantsed.... hee hee, i like that word.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 4/27/2004 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Eowyn, Legolas
The Peacemaker by Arwen Tinuviel reviews
Update: Chapter 16! Lupin comes into the story. Crossover of LOTR, Harry Potter, “The Ring”. Esther and Justin are transported through different fantasy worlds as Samara pursues them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,234 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 4/19/2004 - Published: 4/13/2003 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Never His by Calypso Diangelos reviews
Uninvited Lust. Unskopen Sin. Unrecognized Deception. Love can never be as simple as one pure kiss.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Legolas, Arwen U.
The Sword That Keeps Breaking by TannerMM3 reviews
Parody of Aragorn, who keeps breaking Anduril, and the other gang members, all of whom have funny new personalities. I think it's really funny, but please review so I can know if it really is. PG out of caution.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Aragorn, Elrond
Gimli Got Run Over by a Ringwraith by IMISPLACEDMYPENNAME reviews
A Parody of "Grandma got run over by a Reindeer", LOTR style! A silly thing that came to me last night while I was waiting for Santa.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/25/2003 - Gimli, Aragorn
Erda by Calypso Diangelos reviews
As Arwen lies dying she is confronted by two ghosts, the first is her mother’s memory… the second is her heart.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Arwen U., Legolas
Athrabeth Revisited by Meril Gamgee reviews
Extended repost. Legolas and Arwen talk on the eve of the Fellowship's departure about life, love, doubt, and their shared past.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2003 - Arwen U., Legolas - Complete
Lily the Elven Princess by Artemis-E reviews
Tired of reading about those carbon-copy elven princesses? Well, Lily sure is different. She develops a crush on, guess who...Legolas! This is a parody, folks, read it if you're looking for a laugh.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,017 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/12/2003 - Published: 8/24/2003
A Little Argument by She's a Star reviews
It's been eleven years since the fateful incident at the Frankenstein place, and Brad and Janet are back to being nauseatingly perfect. That is, until their son Junior starts asking some interesting questions and secrets are revealed . . .
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2003
A dwarf's fantasy by Nibinrodiel reviews
Gimli's erotic dreams....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2003 - Gimli, Galadriel
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How Deep the Knife Is reviews
Based on ROTOQ--Riff Raff has just killed Magenta and muses about their relationship. (My first Rocky Horror fiction) Finnished.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/5/2004
The Fellowship Visits the Land of Magical Bunnies reviews
Are you offended by humor fan fiction? The fact the fellowship is always fighting drives you crazy? Do you get upset easily? Then Fire Dragon of Swords has the story for you!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2004 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Frodo B., Legolas