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Joined 08-12-12, id: 4194684, Profile Updated: 10-05-13
Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Supernatural, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, James Bond, and Sherlock.

Hello, my name is The Doctor,

this is my friend Sherlock.

By the way, yer a wizard, Harry.

Now come with us to Narnia,

where the Winchesters' are attempting to destroy the One Ring,

after Merlin told them how.

But I promise after we are finished,

we will go out for Shwarma with the Avengers.

Batman may join us,

With estranged father, Darth Vader...

VIP TO ALL READERS OF MY WORK: I WRITE IN BULK AND SOMETIMES IT TAKES ME A LONG TIME TO UPDATE, BUT WHEN I DO THERE WILL BE MANY NEW CHAPTERS!

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Gdy Sama nie ma, Dean i Cas harcujÄ… by annasmilton
PWP, Dean/Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: M - Polish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Highway to Hell by FireOnHigh reviews
Dean and Sam meet a young hunter on the road. They take her in, and her life begins a rapid downward spiral. The chapters are not directly sequential, but still in chronological order; they will take place days or months apart. Rated M for language. Trigger warnings listed with each chapter. (Chapter One revised!)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Sam W., Dean W.
A Life in Hell by Wormstaches reviews
A preview chapter of a SPN fan fiction, told from the point of a demon.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Complete
Something about that Uniform by meg.meg.meg reviews
Very long and very smutty oneshot. Tag to Season 3 "Any Given Friday Night at 10pm, 9pm Central"... Juliet just can't seem to resist Shawn in his football uniform.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hogwarts Chat Line Baadd Idea by DanoR1392 reviews
It was supposed to be a unity project,Hogwarts is getting out of hand. Fist fights around every corner and surprises beyond belief.Ron is horrified to know his sister is dating Hermione and Harry's jumping Malfoy. full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,001 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Swimming Lesson by sweetness328 reviews
A near-fatal accident and an impromptu lesson compel Jack and Elizabeth to explore their feelings...and each other. Rated 'M' for Sparrabeth smut.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,291 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Frozen by Loki's-Phantom-x reviews
Dean is injured during a demon attack, and Crowley stays by his side, much to the annoyance of Sam, who takes it upon himself to let Crowley know how he feels. Dean/Crowley, boy kissing. #3 in the 'Telephone' series. R&R, x
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Dean W., Crowley - Complete
Only For Me by Loki's-Phantom-x reviews
Dean gets jealous when Crowley seals his deals with a kiss. Dean/Crowley. #2 in the 'Telephone' series. Language, boy kissing, and little smuttyness. R&R, x
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Dean W., Crowley - Complete
Telephone by Loki's-Phantom-x reviews
Phone sex is fun. But phone sex doesn't last long when it's with your favourite demon. Dean/Crowley, smut, swearing,NC17. R&R, x.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Dean W., Crowley - Complete
Doesn't it feel like Christmas by ClearlyClaudia reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Doubling Entendres With the Voicings by kiwiana.inked reviews
Ruby gets snarky, and Dean likes it a little too much
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Dean W., Ruby - Complete
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Last chance for a first time reviews
Dean realizes he may lose Sammy again any day now. So he stops pretending. Basically PWP. Wincest. Don't like Don't read. PLEASE REVIEW!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Party Favours
AU: Bela works as Crowley's PA and he has taken her to one of his demonic auction parties, she gets bored and finds her way to the library where she encounters a waiter called Sam who is taking a break...then they are joined by his brother. WARNINGS: Drug use, sex, very little plot.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Bela T. - Complete
The Removal of Inhibitions reviews
Dean/Ellen - On the car ride home from a hunt, Dean and Ellen are stuck in the back seat together...after a little bourbon and coke, Ellen's inhibitions become somewhat lax. PWP, smutty. Open for a sequel if readers enjoy! Read and REVIEW!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Dean W., Ellen H. - Complete
A Birthday Lesson reviews
Krissy is turning 16 and throws a party. She dresses slutty to entice Aiden, but Sam and Dean do not approve and decide to teach her a little lesson. 'If you dress like a slut...you get treated like a slut.' AU oneshot. Krissy/Aiden (established relationship) Dean/Krissy/Sam. RATED M FOR: BDSM, underage, rape, none consensual, mild violence, coarse language. PLEASE REVIEW!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Krissy C., Aiden - Complete
The Lunchbreak reviews
Slight A/U. Dean/Lisa. Oneshot. Dean finishes up a case early and hurries home for a lunchbreak...funnily enough not much cooking is involved. Here's what happens when a fanfic writers gets bored! Please read and review! Enjoy!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Dean W., Lisa B. - Complete
Loving Humans reviews
Gabriel is back and has been for awhile. He knows everything, even about Purgatory and Benny. He also knows that Castiel is in love with Dean and Dean is denying the same attraction. Gabriel on the other hand cannot quite work out his own feeling for the largest Winchester. Super smutty in later chapters. Hilarious Sabriel and Destiel moments, please enjoy! Gabriel/Sam. Dean/Cas
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Sam W., Gabriel
Obviously in love reviews
Destiel! Sabriel! Smutty adorable fluff etc. Please read and review!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,333 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
Beautiful Mistakes and Twisted Actions reviews
AU College fic. Destiel, Megstiel (established relationship), Sabriel, Dean/Alistair (rape, violence), Hallucifer. WARNING: Rated M but should really be R18 for a reason. Rape, violence, coarse language, frequent drug use/references and SEX! :D Very intense! To much plot to summarize here! My biggest endeavor yet, hopefully a very lengthy story! Please read and review!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel
Choices reviews
WARNING: Character death. Sam can't take much more. Dean and Bobby are stretched thin...but Lucifer never gives up. Hallucifer oneshot. Very tragic. :'( Please review! :D
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S., Lucifer - Complete
Nothing happens accidentally reviews
What happens when Sherlock decides to 'accidentally' destroy hos bed...therefore being forced to share with John..
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Years reviews
WARNING: SPOILERS for Season 8, and character death. Drug use. Sam is dead. Metatron is God. Cas is human. And Dean is spiraling into a whirlpool of death.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Two Wrong's Make A Right reviews
Sam/Ruby Oneshot. Knife kink, blood play, medium violence, Not much plot! Enjoy! Sam is hungry, desperate, angry. Ruby is a scheming, horny hell-bitch. Sam is too hungry to care. Ruby never did.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Sam W., Ruby - Complete
Gravel Rash reviews
Rated M for HEAVY smut the last section. Dean makes one of his regular visits to the Roadhouse...and Jo has an unfortunate accident...Dean plays doctor.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Dean W., Jo H. - Complete
First time? Maybe not reviews
What could have happened between Silva and 007... Contains S&M and violence. Please read and REVIEW!
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/24/2013 - James Bond/007, R. Silva - Complete
I know where you live! reviews
When the Joker starts acting weird...weirder and his antics become press fueled...Batman/Bruce Wayne has to question his real motive!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Talk To Me, Sam reviews
What really happened to Sam in the pit? What would happen if Lucifer got bored of torturing the youngest Winchester? Horribly written, smutty, Sam/Lucifer. Literally eight pages of PWP. Enjoy! :)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Sam W., Lucifer
Immortal Wolf reviews
Exiled to a life of extreme loneliness because everyone he touches dies, Harry Potter does not know what to make of Draco Malfoy, when he offers Harry his friendship. Draco quickly becomes more than friends with the Boy Who Lived and Harry realizes that Draco is the only person he can touch without killing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,371 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Two men, an Angel and a Bottle of Bubble-mix reviews
Cas has an urgent problem and Dean just wants to sleep.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Was it a curse? reviews
What if Elizabeth Swann was a lustful, pirating, heart-breaker, stuck in the life of the governor's daughter and Captain Jack Sparrow was confronted with new emotions on meeting her? What if it was Elizabeth who went with Jack on his quest for the Black Pearl? This story is a re-write of the original story, Curse of the Black Pearl, with lust, love, comedy, and buckets of sex!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,094 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Blaise's Dragon reviews
With his mother dead and his father serving a life sentence, Draco is forced to be a whore to make money for Bellatrix. His life is utterly miserable, but when Blaise rescues him from dying at the hands of some angry classmates, everything changes. But, can Blaise keep Draco from the clutches of his sadistic aunt? What will it cost them?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,470 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete