hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 08-13-12, id: 4196755, Profile Updated: 11-19-16

Hmm, where to start…

I’m an avid reader, and I’d like to think of myself as an adequate writer, but I’m a insecure twit, so my reluctance to post is because of my asinine qualms of unconstructive criticism. That, and I'm just a really lazy person... *sigh* In the future, I will post something, so read it if you feel that it seems interesting… I do take gratification in writing, but it’s usually original works; I actually haven’t tried my hand at fanfics.

Now, a bit about myself.

I am a cynical, sardonic, and somewhat uncaring realist (borderline pessimist, but I'm not quite there yet). I enjoy reading a story as dark as my personality; if it has the right type of humor, I'm all for it. I just can't turn away from a good work of comedy, but aside from that, I can be a bit picky in my reading selection.

I love a good fanfic, but I don't do particularly well with Self-Inserts and OCs–just not my cup of tea. There are exceptions, such as SilverQueen's positively marvelous work with DoS (it's truly a work of art). Though, that's pretty much it. Suspense, Action/Adventure, Humor, Tragedy, Horror, and Angst are my main focuses; I read Romance, but the plot needs something besides Drama, lest any interest I once held starts to flee. I don't have much taste for Drama, unless Angst (or anything else especially interesting) is added to zest up the plot.

I just hate a romantic sob story of two people overcoming the obstacles of life as they realize how deeply they love each oth–boring (and cliché). Chop someone's head off, kill somebody's mother, bring in a slew of murders surrounding the neighborhood, break them up in the worst way possible, have some assassin controlling evil dude kidnap the girl, make a character incredibly OOC for the sake of it– something. Or don't. *shrug* It's your story, I probably just won't read it, and that doesn't affect you at all. I'm just stating my preferences here.

My prime fandom is Manga/Anime; Naruto, Dragon Ball Z, Death Note, and copious others I have granted my free time to. I am, as one might say, a ‘super geek’, but I am awfully proud of that, thank you much.

I also enjoy my fair share of dark humor, JtHM being one of my absolute favorite comics.

“Ugh, great. What's the point in setting the alarm if I'm going to wake up before it goes off? What a total waste. Now I've gotta shut it off but I don't feel like moving. But if I don't shut it off it will just keep ringing and ringing. *sigh* It makes me tired just thinking about the whole thing. Some mornings are such a drag...”

–Shikamaru Nara

“Learn to treasure your life because unfortunately, it can be taken away from you at any time.”

–L Lawliet

"We think we are so great in our protests... but we just become the bitter offspring of what we oppose. We become prisoners in our own cages. We begin to speak in badly constructed melodramatic prose! OH, RAGING HORROR!! Make this stop!!"


"The violent crimes? All perfectly natural in a society whose advances are limited to its technology. The basic behavior of the modern human is hardly different from that of its primitive ancestors. The only noticeable changes are trends. Whether in a suit, or in a loincloth, people are ignorant little thorns, cutting into one another."


"Know that, for all its troubles, the world is perfect. Flawless in its beauties and turmoils. Violence and nightmares being a natural product of humanity."

–Señor Diablo

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 135 - Words: 655,693 - Reviews: 18002 - Favs: 11,962 - Follows: 11,718 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Why Sasuke Hates Logs by Kitsune-Ohime-Sama reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if The Log constantly threw a wrench in Sasuke's path of revenge? Well, we shall now explore that theory. And what's this? Why is Naruto bowing to a log? LogWorshipping!Naruto. SasuNaru? Possible...Constant Sasuke vs Log? Definitely.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,236 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
A Female Switch by randomlydrabbling reviews
Gai is born a girl, and absolutely nothing changes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 188 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Gai M., Kakashi H., Team Gai - Complete
Itachis Diary of Doom by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Itachi takes the time to reflect in the 'privacy' of his diary. After all, living in the Akatsuki base with a bunch of hyper active, bored criminals has got to be funny enough to write down for future reference. Due to complaints, I am obliged to warn people not to read later chapters during class.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 71,974 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Inconceivable by CrownsofLaurels reviews
Because not even Tsunade would have made the bet that Kakashi and Naruto would wind up together. Which is probably why it happened. Kakashi/FemNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,421 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Naruko U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Issues by BlackLynx17 reviews
Very simple. Lucy and Natsu has Daddy issues, Wendy and Gray had past issues, Erza and Levy has boy issues, Juvia and Jellal have felony issues, while Lisanna and Gajeel have issues accepting the obvious. How will these issues be resolved? High School Fic. Lots of pairing.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 224,978 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Say You Believe by OveractiveImagination39 reviews
Fairytale creatures were not real. Ulquiorra Schiffer believed that emphatically. But then she came into his life, a woman who by all means should not even exist, and his carefully organized life quickly became a chaotic mess. Now a bargain has been struck, and he must learn to open his heart or lose everything. This woman would either be the death of him or his saving grace.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 133,286 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Play for Your Life by Magical Mistress Sarai reviews
:Temporary Hiatus: Naruto Uzumaki is the KBI agent in-charge of investigating: The Game, the largest serial murder case in the history of Konoha. People play for time, and every player is in for life. No one knows who controls "The Game", or how, but if you hear the rules, you're playing. How long you live is entirely up to you. -SmartNaru, violence, language-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 56,942 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Cogito Ergo Sum by Moon Ecstasy reviews
There were days when he wondered if he existed at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Underneath by Moon Ecstasy reviews
The Aburame Clan has always been loyal to Konoha, they have always had faith in it's Hokages, and they know better than most that what someone holds inside themselves, does not define them. Third in my Of Children and Monsters compilation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Shibi A., Shino A. - Complete
Alternative by Silver Pard reviews
Living with failure was never part of the plan.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,386 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Apples Equals Cyanide Equals Light by Silver Pard reviews
Ryuk’s favourite equation. It means the death of boredom, the only death that actually matters. Gift fic for Computerfreak101
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,420 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Sapphire Eyes by Aceber reviews
The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 137 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 333 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Falling to Pieces by Silver Pard reviews
Misa loves Light, even when she doesn't.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Misa A., Light Y. - Complete
Perfectly Hollow by Silver Pard reviews
What happens when two fated people never meet?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Oneiromancy by Silver Pard reviews
He's not Kira, but sometimes he dreams he is, and that's L's fault too.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Lies by H.E. Gray reviews
It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 126 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
By Fives by opalish reviews
It's Harry's fifteenth birthday, and he can't help realizing that nothing ever really changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P.
Moonlight by opalish reviews
Sometimes, Remus hates the moon. He hates the deceptive way it glows, all purity and innocence. He hates the pretense, how the moon can make the night seem less cold, less deadly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Remus L. - Complete
And Beggars Will Ride by opalish reviews
A boy lives in a cupboard, a strange, pale boy with green eyes and a wistful smile. Dumbledore's thoughts on Harry from PSSS through OotP. Manipulative!Dumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete