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Author has written 8 stories for Warriors, Sonic the Hedgehog, Death Note, Codename: Kids Next Door, Powerpuff Girls, and Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared.
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As you all may have noticed, I haven't updated any of my stories in a very long time. This is due to me working on other projects and complications with school. My excuses are below.
1) I go to a 'college preparatory' middle school. This essentially means that I get a crap load of work every day, with little time to work on fanfictions.
2) As far as Mobius Gone Catty goes, my editor goes to the same school as I do so she has had little to no time for editing the latest chapter. And she has tried to send it to me before but it never got through for reasons currently unknown, so that's another issue.
3) Other projects. Well, here is a little summary of my new project.
Angels Demons Humans trying to figure out what the heck is going on= Disillusions.
I'm working on a book series with my friends (including my epic editor/best friend Dragoneisha) called Disillusions. I'm working on the rough draft at the moment, but its going great. We actually want to get it published once I'm finished with it! There's some very interesting characters in it, and it's fun to write, even though I tend to suck at battle scenes. Maybe after I finish the first book I can find more time for fanfiction? But during the meantime I wont be writing much. I'll read people's stories, but I wont have time to write (I wish I did, I have tons of ideas for some).
Also, you may have noticed and have been super disappointed to see that Ask The Warriors is no longer in my list of stories. I did not delete it, Fanfiction.net took it down. Sorry about the mishap, but I can't bring it back.
I'll try to come back every so-often and put some fanfiction ideas on here for you to use. I don't mind you using any of the ones I have down there at the moment. However, I might publish some one-shots every so-often.
But for now I'll have to go.
My Instagram pages are @anipwrites, @disillusionteam, @saveshelterpets, and @cats_and_fox_rp if you want to talk to me on there.
Ask The Warriors Long Review Hall of Fame: Morning Emerald/MorningEmerAnon
Hobbies: Reading, writing, playing video games, making comics, drawing, being on the computer
Personality: I try to be nice, but if you cuss me out then its going DOWN!!! Anyways, I'm also kind of shy and quiet at church, rowdy and rambunctious and shy at school, and completely crazy and random at home. So if you catch me in different places at different times, then I may act differently.
Age: 13 years old
Where do I live: Somewhere in the Northern Hemisphere. I don't want any stalkers, please!!
Favorite Bands/Musicians: Bentley Jones, Adam Lambert, Crush 40, Yellowcard, Simple Plan, Selena Gomez, Owl City, Aly and AJ, Jonas Brothers, Kelly Clarkson, Linkin Park, Michael Jackson, Vanessa Hudgens, Katy Perry, Maroon 5, Skillet, Thousand Foot Krutch, Vanessa Carlton, The Fray, and others.
Favorite Albums/ Songs on that Album: Finally Free (Beautiful Sadness, Road Trip v2 Oblivion, Waiting for Clouds), Trans//Lation 2 (Final Night, Glamorous Sky, Dreams of an Absolution, All You Wanted, Running Up That Hill ((A Deal With God)), Introduction), So Much More (So Much More ((Just about Every version)), Alpha Dog, Swing Baby, U Wont 4get ME), For Your Entertainment (Everything on it!!!), Ocean Eyes (Everything on it, specifically Meteor Shower, Tidal Wave, Cave In, and Saltwater Room), Ocean Avenue (Twenty-Three, Ocean Avenue, Believe, Breathing, Way Away, Life of a Salesman)
Favorite Video Games: Sonic Colors, Sonic Unleashed, Sonic and the Black Knight, Sonic and the Secret Rings, Just Dance 3, Mario and Sonic at the Olympics (Original and Winter), Michael Jackson; the Experience, MarioKart, gamnes where you sing songs, Sonic and Sega All-Stars Racing, ect.
Favorite Books/ Series: Warriors (Obviously), the first three books of Percy Jackson (Somebody tell me which one's the 4th book!! The horses confuse me!!!), the White Giraffe, Boys are Dogs, Waggit's Tale, Charlottes Webb, Trumpet of the Swan, Seekers, etc.
Favorite Youtube Animators: Flightfootwarrior (She/he inspired me to draw cats! Thankyou, flighty!!! (I'm pretty sure you're a girl, anybody correct me if I'm not...)), Blueyokitty (You're awesome, dude/dudette!!), AliKatNya (You helped me out with drawing in the beginning, too! I love your animations!! You helped me discover shattering bones...!),...and I like the Scourge's Phenomenon video by maycie5!! That song rocks!! Also, there's SonicSong182! Their videos are funny and cool!!! I'm sure there's others, but I cant think of them right now...
Favorite People on DeviantArt: E09ETM! (I love Team Magic!! I'm actually writing a fun little story about them and sending them to some friends of mine, but...you own them and all that jazz...I wish I could post it on here...Rock's my favorite, though!), and Ask-Scourge-Warriors! I love her ask-thingy.
Favorite Characters (From Various Series): (Sonic) Silver, Espio, Knuckles, Shadow, Blaze, Rouge, Cream, Manic/Manik, Sonic (duh!), Amy, Tails, and Mighty (Warrior Cats) Scourge, Brambleclaw, Jayfeather, Brick, Hawkfrost, Graystripe, Lionblaze, Dovewing, Ivypool, Firestar (Danny Phantom) Danny, Sam, Dani, Jazz, Ember McLain, Freakshow
Favorite Villains: (Sonic) Erazor Djinn, Dark Queen, King Arthur, Alf-Layla-Wa-Layla (Or however you spell it), Metal Sonic, Mephiles, Black Doom, Nega Wisp/Eggman, Eggman (Warrior Cats) Scourge, Hawkfrost, Darkstripe, Badgers, Foxes, Tigerstar (Danny Phantom) Freakshow, Ember McLain, Walker
Dane Cook has gotta be one of my favorite comedians. I know he cusses a lot, but he's still funny! Watch this vid to see what I mean (If you dont mind cussing, of course. You hear it on the radio all the time nowadays, anyways.)
ATHEIST SNEEZE by Dane Cook
Before you criticize my stories, I'm not exactly a professional author. I may make mistakes, or the plot might not be the best, or the characters might be OOC, but I've tried my best. Plus, I will be posting some older stories, so I may have improved.
I'm gonna try to update as often as possible, but with school, chores, and other kid stuff, it might take a while for me to update a story. Dont blame me; blame the system! =)
And for the people out there who like both Sonic and Warriors books, or just Sonic, or just Warriors, I will be posting stories for both of those. And some crossovers for the Sonic series. Not sure about Warriors. But Mostly Sonic.
BTW, I might have some over-used ideas out there, like this person and an OC, or Team OC meets this character. But I've been doing nothing but reading fanfictions online and writing some random ones on my computer for awhile now, and only sending them to my closest friends, who said they were cool. Now I've finally got one, so...yeah. Just one more author out of bazillions. I might come up with something original...not likely, though...
Another BTW, if you review or favorite one of my stories/ me, I will check out your profile and read any stories of yours that I find interesting. So, if you ever want more views, just like my style!! I also get tons of ideas for stories that way! Not trying to steal ideas, though.
If anyone can teach me how to animate, please do so! Just send me a video link or something. It has to be very easy, though...
Wanna Play against me in games? Bring it on!
Draw Something: anipwrites
Fun Run: anipwrites
I will NOT use the CHAT options for ANY of these games to speak with you! My mom won't me PM HERE, so she DEFINITELY won't let me PM on games!!
Also, I now have an Instagram. I used to have one when i wasnt supposed to (didnt know) but now I'm allowed to have one. You can find me on Instagram as anipwrites.
Stories you can expect in 2013
Sonic and Ice Age crossover Eggman miraculously manages to kidnap Sonic and sends him back in time to the Ice Age. Manny and the rest of his 'herd' try to help him get back home.
Sonic and How To Train Your Dragon crossover Hiccup, Astrid, and Toothless are all sucked from Berk by a freak-storm and sent to Mobius as Mobians. Sonic and co. decides to help them get back, but Eggman wants Toothless as an Weapon of Mass Destruction. A game of tug-of-war ensues.
Dare the Warriors Like Daring Scourge, but with all the other Warrior cats
The Misadventures of Sonic the Substitute Teacher
Boiling Blood (Title subject to change) BloodClan has their own little Dark Forest place, and plan to get revenge on the clans. It'll be SO BLOODY GOOD!!!!
Before You Knew Me... Everyone knows Sonic as the world-reknown hero. But what was his life like before all of that? Was he always so friendly and carefree? Did he always get along with foxes?
Life On the ARK Was Shadow always a grump? Or did he know how to make people laugh and throw an epic party?
Falling Leaves How does Fallen Leaves spend his time in the tunnels? Does he sit there and stare at his paws all day? Or does he sometimes stalk Hollyleaf without her knowing?
Google Me, Sonic! What happens when Sonic and co. get hold of a computer from Earth and Google themselves on it? Chaos may ensue...
Google Me, Warriors! Basically Google Me, Sonic! but with Warriors characters.
More SongficsResults from the poll put to song. Some may be harder to write than others...
Sonic Underground Cont. What if the Sonic Underground series was still being made, and tied in with the games? Here's what I think would happen.
Gravity Falls and Sonic CrossoverSomething's up with that new kid in town, and Dipper's gonna find out.
Sequels I plan on writing sequels to MGC, SND, and anything else I finish
The Ultimate Shadow is somehow sucked into the time of King Arthur, and needs to get back home. But the journey isnt without its struggles. Especially when a powerful rebel wizard has hypnotized King Arthur and all his knights including...himself?
Daycare What if Fix It Felix Jr. and Wreck It Ralph were friends when they were kids, and Mayor Gene was actually a bully? Was Wreck It Ralph always a wrecker?
Check Update 9-1-12 for my personal Fanfiction writing process!!!
Check Update 9-2-12 for my rules about song-fics!!!
Update 8-24-12: Yeah, I know I haven't updated anything all week. But I have been visiting some accounts, reading stories. Progress on some of the Rough Drafts I write are getting slow, so I'll just post some more song-fics.
I tried to do a song fic on Ghosts by Michael Jackson about Jayfeather being haunted by ghosts, but then I thought...what if he ended up being possessed by the ghosts? And what if they weren't just any ghost, but a spirit from the Dark Forest? Like Hawkfrost? And he attacked Firestar?
So yeah, this might become a full-fledged story popping up soon.
Also, I'm gonna try to make a songfic for Leafpool and Crowfeather to the song Miles Apart by Yellowcard. Apparently, out of all the songs I have in my iTunes library, Yellowcard is the easiest band to make songfics out of...I'll try to do some BJ soon! I pwomise!!!
Update 9-1-12: I've posted the second chappie of ESL for the Labor Day weekend, and it's already got about 24 views and 13 visitors. IN LESS THAN A FEW HOURS!!!!!
Also, I've just found and finished reading the first story from the Teaching Darkness story line. It. Was. EPIC!!!! If you like Mephiles OR Team Dark, you have GOT to read it!!!
The fifth chapter for CSoS isn't gonna be up in a while. See, here's my writing process for some of my stories.
1: Come up with the idea
2: Think on it (At school, home, in the bathroom...anywhere)
3: Decide to write it
4: Make a rough draft for each and every chapter on my iPod in the notes section
5: Edit it as I type it up
6: Check it for spelling and stuff. Basically read it over.
7: Separate one chapter from the rest of the text and post it.
8: Post a new chapter about once a week for ANY of my stories
9: Go crazy and celebrate when I finish it.
There you go! That's just the way I roll!! (Sounds like Vector!!!)
@ 11:46: Before I go to bed, I just wanna say that I am about sentences away from finishing chapter 4/5 (If you count the Prologue as an actual chapter) in the rough draft version. This is where some good old BloodClan gore kicks in!!!
As for SND...Kuki is pretty cooky, right? I'm trying to get her personality right in the third chapter for my crossover fic. But everytime I look at the rough draft...something seems off about it. Should she be cheery right away, or start freaking out? I'm confused about this...
Twentythree is a finished fic, and I just uploaded the second chapter of ESL today and am working on the fifth chapter. So...yay for those two! They actually got uploaded ON TIME!!!
Update 9-2-12: I've just finished the 5th chapter of CSoS. In the 6th chapter, Scourge is going to get some unexpected visitors.
I'll probably update ESL next week or so. Don't want to update it too quickly...
Still pondering about Numbuh Three and SND...
If you want to suggest a song for a song fic, just let me know...somehow...
Here are some rules:
1: I don't like to do songs with cussing in it, unless I can replace the word or something. Otherwise, don't request it.
2: It must be a song that is appropriate!!! No it-themes (I'm sure everyone knows what 'it' is...)
3: I must like the music! I just so happen to not like R&B, so don't try!!! No Nicki Manaj, she is annoying!!! If it's not in my favorite bands/artists list, then you might as well not request it.
4: If you want it to be about a certain character/couple, you must send me the couple with the song!!! And the couple must be known, and preferably not made up (Jayfeather and this person. He's a Medicine Cat for Pete's Sake!!! Don't get me started on the stick...)
5: Don't expect it to come up immediately, like Twenty-Three did. I have that song on my iPod and was listening to it constantly before I even came up with the idea!!!
6: I doubt I'll do any OC's...
7: No Yaoi or Yuri!! That's just plain ole DISGUSTING!!!!!
That's about it...
Update 9-4-12: Alright, I had this really cool story idea for Scourge yesterday night, and I totally ruined it with the Urban Dictionary website!! Dang it!
See, I was watching the original Scourge's Happy Song video on YouTube, and I got an idea for Scourge taking dares. So, as an example, the first dare (written by me, sorta) would be Scourge singing the Happy Song by...Liam Lynch, I think. But today, to make sure the lyrics are as clean as can be (Since I don't like cursing or sexual themes...don't expect me to read any of those...), and I found out what the guy meant by 'spout'...so I cant think of an idea starter!!! If you find something funny without curse words or sexual themes, then can you send it to me...somehow...?
Other than that, expect chapter updates sometime Friday.
Oh, one more thing! Thanks to Flightfootwarrior (her original account, anyways) I am thinking of writing my second songfic in HISTORY!!! Thanks for the inspiration! I'm thinking I Will Not Bow by Breaking Benjamin for Scourge...here's a video link, because I'm cool like that!
So...yay for me! And if you have friends that you think would like me, send them this! I have only four visitors this month...
Adios, fellow readers!
Update 9-8-12 @12:28 AM: I gotta go to bed... choir practice=basic school day morning. No sleeping in anymore...
I uploaded two chapters to two of my stories to entertain you people over the week. And I'm making a poll soon about what my next song-fic should be. the main options are from Bentley Jones or Yellowcard, and I'll include links.
Good night/morning to you all! I'll post later tomorrow/today! Adios
And I take Beginners Spanish in school, so I might have people running and screaming in Spanish at the usual Eggman's latest invention scene. No offense, Latinos and people who speak Spanish, but I'd find that funny to randomly read something in Spanish.
Story Idea! Shadow get's 'reset' and can only speak Spanish now! Inspired by Buzz Lightyear in Toy Story 3! (That was random)
I'm going to bed now! Goodnight!
Update 9-8-12 @ 6:57 PM: I HAVE THE SOLUTION!!!! I've been thinking about this all week, and I've decided to randomly confirm it!
BTW, my Dad miraculously managed to find the ONLY copy of The Last Hope in town today, so he officially gained 1000000000000000000000 Cool Points! Thanks, Dad!
And, I've noticed that my Songfic hasn't gotten too many views, so this time I'll let YOU decide the next song I'll write from! I came up with the options at a football game/late at night/early in the morning, so some ideas may not seem so good after I refresh myself on the lyrics. So the ones with the question marks are being questioned. Because EVERYBODY knows Ivypaw and Hawkfrost CANT, SHOULDN'T, and DIDN'T have a romantic relationship! Just the whole mind-control thing...because Hawkfrost is TIGERSTAR'S apprentice, so he was taught HYPNOTISM!!!!!
And, there's also a Seekers option. I just checked out book 2 from the 2nd series from the library a few hours ago...
So, if you're a Warriors/Seekers fan, and like song-fics, then PLEASE vote! The last poll I got only got two votes! Oh, thanks to the person who voted. And if you're a Sonic fan and have no idea what I'm talking about, then the first book of Warriors is...oh, gosh, I cant remember...oh, yeah! It's Into the Wild! The first leg-series-thingy qualifies for options 1, 3, 7, 12, 14 (I guess...), 15, 17 (Kinda...), POSSIBLY 18, 19, POSSIBLY 20, 21, and 25. There are some choices that may apply for all. If you've only read the first leg and dont know what I'm talking about for any of the other ones, dont look it up. I dont want my poor, innocent poll to lead to a major spoiler.
Bye for now!
Update 9-8-12 @ 11:22 PM: My new poll's up, and I've made a new story. YOU get to pitch in ideas on what to FORCE Scourge to do. I've gotten stuff from Elmo Concerts to being Chased By Dogs to Scourge Eating Catnip...three reviews in less than a day from the original post! NEW RECORD!!! Thanks a bunches to SwiftStar (Guest), Hehehe (Guest), and Lakestorm (Not a Guest)!!!!! You get cookies made by Scourge! Did you wash your hands?
Scourge: No. Why should I?
Me: Because you just left a battle, and there's blood all over your paws! *sighs* Oh, guys, this is Scourge, the IDIOTIC cat who doesn't wash his hands after war, and my new companion. Along with him, Jayfeather and Brambleclaw should be coming soon.
Brambleclaw: Actually, you can call me--
Me: Wait!!! I heard Brambleclaw becomes Clan Leader at the end of The Last Hope, but I haven't even gotten to the middle yet! I don't want ANYMORE spoilers!!!
Well, it's about time for us to go to bed. I have church tomorrow...and I have to sing...
Bye, and you guys rock!
Update 9-9-12: Omigosh! Nine requests in twenty-four hours! That's gotta be a record! I've never gotten so many reviews before! But I've also been on for less than a month...
SwiftStar, I'm currently getting Scourge to go to that concert. And, just so all you Warriors fan know, my fan character for BloodClan is Concrete, who will be like a secretary for Scourge's dares. Her office is currently open, but I'll let you know when it's closed.
Sonic Fans, I'm working on the 6th chapter of SND, alright? And I'm currently making Chris act like a stalker in chapter five, and Elise and co. make a very important discovery in chapter six.
Warriors fans, as you know, I am working on various dares in my new Daring Scourge story. I've hit a rock in CSoS right now...It'll probably disappear sometime this week.
Adios and keep reading!
Update 9-18-12: Alrighty, here goes...
I AM SO SORRY!!!!
There. I said it. Here's the thing. First few weeks of school on block schedueling=EPIC CONFUSION!!!! Even the TEACHERS were confused, so that's gotta mean something!!
Also, I have started a new story called Daring Scourge, where the reader gets to send the dares, so I've been pretty caught up with that. I LITERALLY just thought about my other stories in the hallway today!
Speaking of school, I tried out for volleyball!!! So that might take up MORE time...if I make it, of course.
So now I'm going to work on the next few chapters for all those other stories I forgot about. Sorry, DS fans! I have other readers who need my other stories before they get bored!!!
BTW, who likes TFK (Thousand Foot Krutch)? I just downloaded their album 'The Flame In All Of Us' this weekend, so I'm pretty addicted to it. It sounds like the perfect music to make a Scourge Speedpaint to!
And, if you love my stories so much that you wanna make a video/comic/drawing for it, then feel free to! Just let me know and maybe send me a link to it? I'd love to see them!
Adios, my dear readers!
PS: For DS, I may do some dares ahead of time either on my iPod or in my 'new' story notebook that I work on when I'm at school, mainly in art class because I have LOADS of time in there! What I'm trying to say here is that somebody's dares might get uploaded faster if they've already been written instead of coming off the top of my head. I'm working on CATNIP CHAOS by Lakestorm on the computer right now, but I've written APOLOGIZE!!! by WaterRk9, and am working on WORST MAN, which was requested by two people: Scratchfur and SwiftStar1. Also, I've done FUN WITH FIRESTAR on my flashdrive, which was sent in by Foxstar-Leader of DemonFoxClan, and I'm working on KITTYPET...AGAIN!!! by Recila. So expect a load of laughs from these, because my friends think I'm crazy and funny!
Update 9-19-12: Aaaallllrighty then!!! I am SUPER exhausted after practicing for volleyball in the HOT SUN, with NO WATER, OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!! No hard feelings though, mom! She just REALLY wants me to make the team! And so do I!!!
I've REALLY gotta get to work on CATNIP CHAOS for DS, but I am currently reading Gray Fire on my iPod, so...
Oh, and here's a question I've been thinking about ALL DAY: What is the difference between GRAY and GREY?!?! It'd help alot on cat descriptions and a bunch of other stuff. I mean, is GREY a darker color than GRAY or WHAT?!?!?!?!
Update 9-21-12: Alright, I have WAY too many updates up here! I'm still working on CATNIP CHAOS, but other than that, I havent been able to do anything too productive with my stories this week except continue the rough draft for CSoS.
Oh yeah, you probably dont care, but I was bowling with my church with my dad, and when everyone left we went in the arcade, right? Dad let me play House of the Dead, so I'm pretty freaked out. For Example, I was checking the shower to make sure there werent any zombie grubs or zombie monkeys in it, and when we were driving home I half-expected a bunch of zombies to jump out of the trees and try to get in the car. Good thing about this is that I know have an idea for a Sonic Story! It would be like House of the Dead, but a bit different. All I know is that I'd want Shadow to either die or get turned into a zombie, so that everyone cries.
Mom still wont let me activate PM'ing, so I cant speak with you peeps. Oh, and I didnt make the volleyball team... :'( .
But, who cares about that! I've got stories to work on! Adios!!!
Update 9-22-12: SND has officially reached 593 views!!! And I uploaded the third dare in DS History! And I googled up the definition for Opa, so...
Now I've just gotta finish the 6th chapter for CSoS, and start writing the fourth dare for DS. Warning for the next chapter of DS follows
WARNING: This chapter includes ridiculousness, inflammation, and Sir Mix-A-Lot. If you do not like any of these, DO NOT READ!!!
Yup, I'm random like that. Oh, and I also have to work on SND. I'm sad; I wanted to include Team Magic (by E09ETM or something like that), but I cant since I dont own them. So I guess Silver's gonna have to save Mobius...and not Rock... :'C
But, anyways, bye!!!
Oh, and shout out to all the people who have followed, favorited, and reviewed my stories/me!!! You rock!!!!!
Sayonara, and watch out for zombies!
Update 9-23-12: I have made my decision!!! I'm gonna make an Ask The Warriors Show, with the same rules as DS. Also, I might make a dare show for Sonic. The Zombie one...still not sure.
Just wanted to let you know! Adios!!
Update 9-24-12: I finally did it!! Ask The Warriors is up!!! Please; tell EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!!
You can send a question for Ask The Warriors, or a dare for Daring Scourge...on their respective stories, please.
I might make one for Sonic, but not right now. During the meantime, I need to get that next chapter for CSoS over with, and upload that next chapter for ESL and work on SND...wow! Well, expect some updates over the weekend!
That's all I've got to say. Well, that and...
OPPA IS GANGNUM STYLE!!!!!
Update 9-26-12: I just realized how many people have put me or my stories as their favorites or follows. So...
holding random award* Thank you to my readers, reviewers, and fans! I like you all!
Yeah...I just might post a new chapter for ATW tonight, because I'm afraid that if I wait until the end of the week the chapter will be too long.
And if you have fan art, then send me a link to it.
Update 9-28-12: I AM SO HAPPY!!!!!
I dont have to go to my sister's football game today (She's in the band), and Bentley Jones is gonna have a new CD coming out in October. If only it was in December; then it'd be the PERFECT birthday gift!!! He's posted the preview on his account AND his website! Here's a link!!!
I'M SO EXCITED!!!!! I'm gonna work on my stories, now! Peace out (For now!!)
Update 10-2-12: I have made a huge accomplishment! i finally came up with something out-of-the-ordinary!!
A Sonic and Warriors Crossover.
I know what you're thinking; there's tons of those! That's not original!
BUT WAIT!! Just about EVERY SINGLE ONE of those stories are technically just about Sonic Characters as Cats Living in ThunderClan. I found one about Silver, and it was kinda-sorta like Bluestar's Prophecy re-written (Well, it might of not, but after the first few chapters, I got bored and stopped reading). So here's what I'm gonna do!
I'll write about a handful of the Warrior Cats being sent to Sonic's world...as MOBIANS!!! (Enter dramatic gasp here) I know, right?!
I've already gotten the prologue written out in my notebook, I just need to type it up and think of a catchy title! Help me out! I'll post a poll for it sometime this week!
My Original Characters
Elise Robotnik: Eggman's only daughter, she has three brothers, all two years apart from each other. She is the youngest, and used to love her father until she realized what he did was evil and deadly to the Mobians. So she ran away with her Brothers and Sonic, and live in hiding from their father.
Claw: The only surviving member of Scourge's kids, he is the next leader of BloodClan.
Maple Leaf: Main host of Ask the Warriors, and has a brief cameo in Claw: Son of Scourge as the new guard, Leaf.
Concrete: Host of Daring Scourge, her alter-ego is one of Claw's best friends in Claw: Son of Scourge.
Skye: One of Claw's best friends, he is a blue cat in Claw: Son of Scourge.
Scratch: Claw's littermate, he was only alive for one and a two-thirds of a chapter, until he was killed by a dog.
Ivy: Claw's only sister, she ran away from home when she saw the dark side of her father for the first time.
Terror: One of Claw's unlucky enemies, he was only alive for two-thirds of a chapter, until he was brutally killed by Claw himself.
Random Things I've Seen/Found Online
98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
Disclaimer: Sometimes I think my mom's temper is worse than Knuckles the Echidna's.
If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.
!eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI
If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
You call me crazy like its the ultimate insult but I just stare at you blankly and say "So"
Less than 1 percent of female teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!
If you love writing, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know sugar is the greatest plant ever grown, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
Are you a Tomboy or Girly girl? Highlight the ones you are and add them up and then compare!
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture. (Depends on which store)
Sad movies suck. (Only if they're about people)
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink (I wear lots of colors...)
Go to your mom for advice (My parents ROCK!!!)
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower and get dressed. (Dude, it takes me, like, five minutes.)
You smile a lot more than you should. (Sometimes I can't stop)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (Thanks, Mom)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can. (No, I HATE dresses! You can't run around in them without boys looking down your dress, trying to see your undies!!!! Ugh!!!!)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies. (I call them Cinematic Adventures)
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Littlest Pet Shop Bobble heads…)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything
OMG, I TIED!!!!
Why did tigger look in the toilet? TO FIND POOH! XDD
S.c.h.o.o.l: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives.
School for 12 years, College for 4 years, Work until you retire at 65, become a old mindless fatlump. Great.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want something interesting to happen for once, like Sonic the hedgehog and other characters to visit your town to stop Eggman's evil scheme, copy and paste this to your wall. (Every Sonic Fan's dream)
If you think Silver the Hedgehog deserves his own game, copy and paste this to your wall.
If you think Shadow could take over the world if he wanted to, put this on your profile.
Shadow the Hedgehog has more fangirls than any other SEGA character. If you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm more of a Silver fangirl, but that doesn't stop me from being a Shadow fangirl either.)
Annoying things to do on an elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
3) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
4) MEOW occasionally.
5) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
6) SAY -DING at each floor.
7) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
8) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
9) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new underwear on."
10) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
11) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
12) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
13) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
14) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
15) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
16) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
17) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
18) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
29) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
20) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
21) CALL out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Make a trail of lemonade going to the rest rooms.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed...
You know you live in 2011 when;
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...
9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
Even when you can't see him, God is still there! Believe!
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
Funny XD-worthy labels and warnings (I got this from Spottedpelt43's profile!)
On Sears hairdryer:
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On artificial bacon:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.
If you wish that one day, Warrior cats need to attack your town because you think something exciting needs to happen, copy and paste this onto your profile.
IF WARRIOR CATS IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK EVER COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile (I think it would be cool to be a warrior cat!!)
If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile.
IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you think Ashfur is a total idiot, a traitor and much, much more, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Barkface has lived waaaaay too long, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that Hollypaw should do something wrong, and act like a normal apprentice, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Ferncloud has had too many kits to remember, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were even more shocked to discover that up to Starlight Rowanclaw was a GIRL and somehow changed into a tom, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think Onewhisker was AWESOME as a warrior but is a STUPID IDIOTIC MORON as a leader, copy this into your profile.
I, hereby, am protesting the long life that Barkface has served as medicine cat and think that he has lived longer than a cat could possibly live in the Warriors World without dying or retiring. Therefore, Barkface, current WindClan medicine cat, should either die or retire so Kestrelpaw (who is way cooler) can be medicine cat instead.
CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker, Sakeraa, Sparrowflight, Griffenclaw, Katklaws, Rainstorm007, Cherrystripe of ThunderClan, Spiritpelt, Swiftpaw of WindClan, Mosspath, Rainstorm, Emberheart0, Shiningspirit, Foxclaw999, No1fanofalot, warriorcrazy, Dappleflower, anipwrites
If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Rainstorm. Whitelily, Darkstorm Mistystar's Legacy, Gingerstar14, Wildshadow24, Dayflower, Mysticbreez, Mysticbreeze327, Dappleflower, anipwrites
I have found that most of the people here say that Brook allegedly "stole" Stormfur. From whom, may I ask? If you love Brook and you love the StormBrook pairing, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Adderstar, Glissoning Raven, EspeonSilverfire2, owlreader, Stealthclaw, Celeste Night, Dappleflower, anipwrites
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411, Witchdoctor42, crocgirl2815, mewmewice, RulerofFire, Grogie13, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, WrathofhteElite, 'looks at name tag', Wildshadow24, Dayflower, Mysticbreez, Mysticbreeze327, Dappleflower, anipwrites
If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Glissoning Raven, EspeonSilverfire2, owlreader, Stealthclaw, Celeste Night, Dappleflower, anipwrites
95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".
99.5 of all teens would cry if Hannah Montana(Miley Cyrus) were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5 would bring a chair and popcorn. Copy and Paste if you're one of those 0.5 that would bring popcorn and a good chair screaming "JUMP!" the entire time.
95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2% who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile
If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever run into a wall/door, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever looked for something that was in your hand or right in front of you, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever danced like no one is watching, copy and paste this is your profile.
If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever felt like someone(thing) was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you act random most of the time, copy and paste this into your profile
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’
If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.
If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.
If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile
If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you could hurt someone with something, what would it be? Hmm ... Remote control helicopter... Now THAT'S interesting.
If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile
If you think the Trix kids should just give the rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever wanted your house to be made of chocolate yum copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile
If you have been accused of being weird, random, and crazy, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.LONGLIVE PLUTO!
Come join the dark side (We have cookies!). :P :) ;)
What doesn't kill me makes me stronger!
Suicide is our way of saying to God"You can't fire me! I quit!"
Silence is golden and duct tape is silver.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and yell,"Taste the freakin' rainbow!"
Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam into a revolving door.
Whoever said "nothing is impossible" never tried nailing Jell-O to a tree.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice and watch the world wonder how you did it.
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think flamers are just huge jerks who don't have any creativity and just insult people's writing because they're envious,copy and paste this to your profile.
If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile
If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
It seems like everyone has a Myspace. If you don't have one, and see no point in having one, copy and paste
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love animals copy and paste this into your profile
If you absolutely cannot live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Warriors), copy and paste this into your profile!
Be the kind of woman who when she wakes up in the morning Satan says, 'oh crap she's up!'
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you cry while reading/writing some fanfics post this on your profile.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't--Hey! Nice carpet!"
You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor.
If you are insane but intellegent, put this in your profile!
Now and then, I announce "I know you're listening" when I’m in a room by myself. If I’m wrong, then nobody knows that I was speaking to myself, and if I'm right, I just freaked out some secret organisation.
COME TO MY PARTY!
THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!
So everyone come. But read the rest of this bulletin first.
Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.
Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father,
When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven
Where: Kingdom of Heaven
How: Just Ask
Why: Because God Loves You!
... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.
98% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...
REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2% WHO WILL.
Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny
Repost as COME TO MY PARTY!
How to be a Spy...
Step 1: Wear sunglasses no matter what.
Step 2: Have weapons at you at all times. You never know when a giant fleet of ninjas is going to come out and attack you.
Step 3: Have an awesome car full of gadgets and gizmos. Oh, have an awesome TALKING car! That's the coolest you can get.
Step 4: Always act like you have a plan. When your hanging upside down just inches away from a giant pot of lava, you'll think of something.
Step 5: DENY EVERYTHING.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My ability to write
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. How I tend to easily forget things
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU (or mostly creep you out):
1. Being alone at home in a dark room, and you hear a noise outside, and you think 'OMG, STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Polar Bear pajama pants
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists at the moment):
1. Bentley Jones
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Crime and Punishmetnt arrange version by... (I have no clue who this is by)
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Get and save up and keep earning an allowance for more than four weeks (by the fifth week, I forget I have chores)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is optional):
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (This one's a tricky one!):
1. I love 1 Direction
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Personality (what does he think about me?)
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Draw anything other than a cat (I've been working on it, though)
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Escuchar Musica (To listen to music)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Write a Danny Phantom and Warriors Crossover
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Author and Illustrator (Need to come up with my own characters, and learn how to draw more things than cats)
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
THREE KID'S NAMES:
1. Alana (It was almost MY name)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Get in a talent show
Perfection is a waste of time.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, TohruROX2221, Slytherin Queen 1.03, SailorGirl3, Raineyes, anipwrites
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that anyone with a profile this long HAS to be a good, creative, cool writer, copy this into your profile and spread the love of everything awesome!
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you think that Fan fiction absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, fictionfreak93, InkAndPaperTwin, OnTheHour.EveryHour, DarkAngelSnapeLover, Slytherin Queen 1.30, SailorGirl3, Raineyes, anipwrites
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Anissa
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Aniizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav coulour and fav animal): Lime Green Cat
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Monique Queensferry
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Peaanton
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Tropical Blue Milk
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):Namaosn
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Hamilton
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Lady
If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile. (...PEOPLE STILL DON'T GET IT!)
If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.
Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.
Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
My favorite word is baka(idiot or idiotic in Japanese)
God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.
So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.
Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!
If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.
95% of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building.
If you think High School Musical is evil,and brainwashes little kids,copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.
If you have stared at your computer for a complete hour copying and pasting copy and paste its into your profile copy and paste this into your profile.
If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
"What girls don't seem to know: If a guy acts like he hates you, chances are he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: If a girl acts like she hates you, chances are she hates you."
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copt this into your profile.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Struggling so hard to open something, then spotting the "tear here" sign
Turning the music up so loud in your headphones, your in another world
Wait, are you talking to me? I just blanked out.
I hate waking up during a good dream and it won't come back!
"Oh my you've grown." Well, yes...that tends to happen...
DUDE! We got the exact same answers, how did you get a higher grade?
It's funny how fast you wake up when you realize you've overslept
Sub: "Does your normal teacher let you do this?" Students: "Yes..."
"Your parents are nice." "You should see them when your not here..."
Reading something over and over again and not being able to process it
After every good movie trailer I lean over and say "I wanna see that."
The instant heart attack you get when you slip, but don't fall over
Me and my friend laugh, stop, stare at each other, then laugh again!!
Of course I flinched! You almost punched me in the face!!
Oh great, now that song's stuck in my head and I only know one line...
Why do we have to be quiet during a fire drill? Will the fire hear us?
"PUT THE PHONE AWAY!" Chill, it's a phone, not a gun...
No, spellcheck, that's my name, not a misspelling...
Trying not to cough when you're in a room full of silent people
-SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "DUDE?!?!?!?!?!"
I forgot your name, so I'm waiting for somebody to say it...
-Mom calls name- "Yes, Mom..." -no answer- "YES!" -no answer- Screw that, I'm not getting up...
I hate when you have a perfect day, but then one thing ruins it all
If you ever, EVER felt guilt, copy and paste this into your profile
If you wish the warriors books are true copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever wanted to jump into a book and never come back out, copy and paste this into your profile
My Mother Taught Me
1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.
25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.
"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be h-- to pay."
26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
27. My mother taught me MATH,
"If you don't eat your fruit, all your hair will be gone for your head and its YOUR job to count them!"
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on:HollyluvsArty(Moony, Padfoot, Prongs, Artemis Fowl), hollybridgetpeppermint(ARTYARTYARTY!! And Holmes. And Ali (don't laugh!! Stupid fangirl thingy...). And Peter Wimsey. And Albert Campion. And the Phantom, catsrule. And...) Kaname-Black-Panther(Harry Potter, Lorcan Furey, Ron Weasley, Kaname Kuran!), TheJasperFangirl(Marcus Volturi(don't laugh), Jez Stukely, Jasper Whitlock hale, Iggy from maximum Ride, Artemis Fowl, Fred Weasley, Ayame Sohma(you better not be laughing)DgShadowChocolate (Shadow the Hedgehog-what? He's hot-, Gaara, Edward Cullen-ONLY SORTA!!-Danny Phantom, Dexter from Cartoon Network's Fusion Fall-don't laugh!), Angel-Demon1 (Shadow (He's too hot notto have a crush on), Yami, Joey, and Mokuba from Yu-Gi-Oh (Don't you laugh! >.>..)Alexia the hedgehog(Shadow the hedgehog, Danny Phantom, Sonic the hedgehog, Speed Racer, Bruce Wayne (AKA, The Batman) , Edric (The Faerie Path books) and a bunch of other's I can't think of at the moment), The Andromeda Rose (current: Silver, Shadow, Venice, Nazo, Sonic)Mikaela the Cat: Shadow the Hedgehog (*sigh* my heart flutters!), Silver the Hedgehog, Razo of the Forest (Books of Bayern), Hawk (Buck Rogers (80's TV show)), Alec Ramsay (The Black Stallion TV series (90's)), Artemis Fowl, and Prince Caspian, anipwrites (Silver, Espio, Darkspine Sonic ((So Angsty!)), Knuckles, Shadow, Danny Phantom, Scourge, Claw ((Is it weird to have a crush on your own fancharacter?)), and possibly Jayfeather)
I love my mother!
Don't you just hate Warriors stereotypes?
I'm a tom, so I must be either a snob or a great fighter.
I'm a SHE-CAT, so I must have kits and be a sassy little huntress.
I'm in WindClan, so I must be a jerk or really weak.
I'm in ShadowClan, so I must be mean and diobey the warrior code.
I'm in RiverClan, so I must be proud and fat.
I'm in THUNDERCLAN, so I must be either perfect or be in a prophecy.
I'm in a FORBBIDEN LOVE, so it must end badly.
I am outside a clan, so I must be a missguided fool.
I'm a kit, so I must be obsessed with play-fights and not like being fussed over.
I'm IN THUNDERCLAN, so I must be part kittypet,and/or love having a clan overrun with kittypets.
I'm an elder, so I must be cranky.
I DON'T HAVE A MATE, so I must be shipped.
I am a part of the Tribe of Rushing Water,so I must be weak and need the clan's help for everything.
I hate kittypets in the clans,so I must be a evil hater and not have a life.
I'm FRIENDS WITH A CAT OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER, so I must be in love with them.
I'm a queen, so I must lose all personality.
I've been around for more then one series, so I must become a Mary-Sue.
I am a medicine cat with kits, so the kits must be messed up.
If you would (but you're not allowed to), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk101, Rainfire, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, She Who Sulks In The Shadows... Rubyheart481, Pink Kitty Cat, Spottedheart, maplepelt,hollypaw,skygaze, Roseheart, Blazingstar of ThunderClan, Spottedwind19, skyfoot21, FEIGNHawkfeather1234, Icestar0921, Lunashine14, Soarra the Fifth Marauder, anipwrites
If you think the apprentices ROCK for killing Bone Copy and paste this into your Profile
If you think whitestorm should have lived Copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/Cedric Diggory/Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsers! :D:D:D:D:D
65 percent of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 35 percent that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile.
If you have ever been asked this question and got it wrong copy and paste this on your profile. Now what is RED?
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off and add your name to the list Hawkfeather1234, SPOTTEDSTREAM, Icestar0921, Lunashine14, Soarra the Fifth Marauder, anipwrites
If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, FEIGN, Icestar0921, Lunashine14, Soarra the Fifth Marauder, anipwrites
That plan worked sooooooo much better in my head
"GET UP." "I AM UP." -goes back to sleep-
I hate when you zone out and accidentally stare at someone
Re-discovering music you used to love
The feeling you get when the bell rings on the last day of school
Not remembering whether it happened in a dream or real life
Taking a test and thinking "A,D,C,B,C,C,C,C...That CAN'T be right."
1st day of school: I'm so excited! 1 week later: When are the holidays?
I hate when your super excited about something and everything goes wrong
If the schools on fire, I'm running, not walking. Just so you know
"-Text sending- NOO WRONG PERSON, CANCEL!! Too late :(
Thinking someone's ignoring you...then you realize you forgot to write back
When a teacher calls on you thinking you weren't listening and you OWN them
When a teacher disses a student and the class goes "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
The feeling you get when you wake up on the first day of summer
I use my phone as a flashlight and hit random buttons to keep it lit
"Hey, did you do the homework?" "WAIT, WE HAD HOMEWORK?!"
Your in a good mood, one little thing happens, and BAM...bad mood
HURRY UP AND PASS OUT THE TEST BEFORE I FORGET EVERYTHING!!!!!
When my teacher says "Study.", I say "NO HOMEWORK!!"
"Is there something you would like to share with the class?" No, that's why I'm whispering...
"Did you read?" "No. You?" "No." "Please clear your desks..." WE'RE SCREWED
I stare off into space and realize I'm staring at some random person...awkward...
5% battery left and you run like a ninja to get your charger!
Telling inanimate objects to STAY when they look like their gonna fall
There is at least one person I can never stay mad at no matter how hard I try
It FEELS like 20 minutes have gone by in class. It's ONLY been 2.
When you walk in late and everyone stares at you
I hate when I'm expecting a text, my phone vibrates, and it's someone else
"Thank you, Captain Obvious." "Your welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm"
When I'm the only one awake at night and I hear a noise...I completely freeze
I Wish I Could Record My Dreams And Watch Them Later
If there's a fire at school, who's actually gonna stay quiet and walk? (we ALL agree on this...)
I Love The Kid That Makes The Classroom Fun By Arguing With The Teacher
Mom/Dad were in public...don't...don't do that...
I Wish Some Of My Dreams We're Real
Pulling gum out in school is like pulling out crack at a rehab center
It Takes Skill to Trip Over Flat Surfaces
I didn't fall, I attacked the floor...
"Go to your room." "Oh, you mean the place with my Laptop, iPod, Cell, and T.V? Okay."
If that one little thing had/hadn't happened, things would be so different now
Hey, headphone, wanna NOT fall outta my ear?
"Sit down, class isn't over yet!" -bell rings- Haha, screw you
When I was little, you were the bomb if your shoes lit up
"Mom, I don't need a jacket." "Holy crap it's cold out."
Hate when I get in trouble and my parents tell the ENTIRE FAMILY!!
"We're watching a video today." YES!! "Here's your answer sheet." UGH.
I love when I find money I forgot about!!
"Can I copy your homework?" "Yeah, but I don't know if their right." "I don't care."
That 1 song in your iPod that plays real loud and scares the crap out of you
I always wonder what your thinking when you stare at me...
Teachers call it "the bathroom", we call it "I'm bored, I'm leaving"
I wish my friends houses were connected to mine via secret tunnel
WHERE IS MY...oh, never mind, it's in my hand
Please don't pick me, please don't pick me, please don't pick...aww crap
Thinking Of Everything You've Done When Your Parents Say "Come Here Now!"
Paper beats rock? Okay, I'll throw a rock at you and you'll defend yourself with paper
"Hey can I have a sip?" "Sure." -GLUG GLUG GLUG- "Dude, what the heck?"
Being obnoxious with your friends and not caring what others think
I make plans THEN ask my parents
I don't care if there's a fridge full of food, THERE'S NOTHING TO EAT!!
"I hate you." "Awww, I love you too."
Anyone notice that "studying" is like "student" and "dying" put together?
I remember when everyone wanted to be the line leader in kindergarten
Randomly smiling when you think of a funny memory
The kid that always yells in the middle of class "OMG IT'S SNOWING!!"
"So what do you wanna do?" "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" "Dude, we've turned into Spongebob and Patrick."
I wish I could just click the "Back" button in real life...sometimes
"Close the door!" -leaves door cracked- "OMG, ALL THE WAY!!"
I don't know, google it
When your busy, everyone LOVES to text you...when your bored...nothing...
We Act Like It's A Secret Drug Deal When Someone's Just Giving Us Gum
"What would happen if there was no music?" "Dude, we'd all have gone psycho."
I Call Gatorades By Their Color, Not Their Name
I hate when teachers give us work over break, it's called break for a reason
I Love Google, It's Like The Brain I Never Got :)
Password Error -types again- Password Error -types again- Password Error "WHAT THE...oh, caps lock is on."
You give one person gum and everyone within 10 miles is your best friend
I was blown away when I realized OK looked like a sideways person
I was even more blown away when I realized QK looked like a sideways ninja
Laying in bed at night thinking about EVERYTHING
Oh Google, you always seem to know what I mean to spell...
Why can I do it PERFECTLY until I go show someone?
Never Enough Cookie Dough In Cookie Dough Ice Cream!!
"What if Google didn't exist?" "Man we would all be screwed."
I really wanna talk to you, but I get paranoid and think I annoy you
I tell a funny story. No one laughs... IT WAS FUNNY WHEN IT HAPPENED OKAY?!
"Can I ask you something?" "Sure." "Oh, never mind..." "NOOO TELLL MEEEE!!!!!"
FAKING SICK FROM SCHOOL: WE ALL DO IT OR DID IT ;)
Missing someone and wondering if they miss you too
DORA, THE BANANA TREE IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU; YOU CALL YOURSELF A EXPLORER?!
Listening to a certain song over and over again :D
Friday, last period, 2 minutes to go til the bell rings...BEST FEELING EVER!! :)
Walking in a room and forgetting why you entered
Saying "Oh!" like you get it...but you have no idea :)
As soon as the headphones are in, I'm in my own little world...
I love it when I find a song that matches my exact mood :)
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the heck is drinking my freakin’ soda"
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...if well-aimed.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.
Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones? Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.
80 percent of you wont repost this.
Open Your Heart to new experiences, ones for you to Live and Learn from. Show everyone What You're Made Of, and Never Turn Back. Because in His World, there are Endless Possibilities out there for us all, you just have to Reach for the Stars!
SPOILERS FOR SUNRISE! If you thought it was so sweet when Berrynose told Honeyfern that they would have kits one day, copy and paste this onto your profile.
SPOILERS FOR SUNRISE! If you wish that Honeyfern had never died, for Berrynose's sake, copy and paste this into your profile.
While I'm not one of those crazed fan-girls who wants to eat Nightcloud's heart out, I really hate the whole CrowXNight thing. It's pretty obvious that he doesn't love her. He just randomly picked a she-cat and grabbed her while saying, "Uh, yeah. See guys, I'm loyal! I had kits with... uh, what's her name again? Oh yeah, Nightcloud! I love her now, not my beloved Leafpool!" If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile
If you wish Dovepaw and Tigerheart would just realize that they love each other already, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you loved Bramblekit, loved Bramblepaw, loved Brambleclaw, and love Bramblestar copy and paste this into your profile!
65 percent of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 35 percent that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile.
When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let Life wonder how the heck you did that!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
When in doubt, make words up!
Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!
Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?
I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly
If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!
I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.
The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow!
If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Haha, I like you. When I take over the world, your death will be quick and painless.
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
I didn't hit you. I just high-fived your face.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die
A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. And a woman's gotta do what he can't!
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide!
I don't obsess! I think intensely
Did you just say I'm not cool? Fine. Because if I'm not cool, then I must be hot. Yeah, I KNOW I'm hot, go spread the word.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?
Come to the light side. We have PUDDING!
Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, but we ran out of pudding.
"The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last."
"I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."
When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face.
Some say the glass is half empty, others half full, all's I want to know is who the Dark Forest is drinking my water!
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge; I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...
"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."
"Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures"
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap outta them.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therfore, I am perfect.
If you think Cats are awesome, C&P this on to your profile.
If you have one (1) or more pets C&P this on to your profile.
There are worst crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them." -Ray Bradbury
"Common Sense ain't so common anymore" -Anonymos
"If you check every cemetery for people who ate carrots, you would conclude that carrots are deadly." - Anonymus
Love the LionXCinder
The Lessons Warrior Cats Have Taught Us:
Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.
Cats can have accents.
Old people are funny. Right, Goosefeather?
No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way.
Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.
Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months.
Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil *cough* Ashfur* cough* Scourge *cough*.
There are no limits to how you can kill your own brother, half-brother included, *glares* Brambleclaw and Hawkfrost.
Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat.
Good is cute/handsome; Evil is sexy.
Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone.
Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains.
If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.
Its possible to complain about anything.
All barn cats are gay.
Happy endings are completly unrealistic.
No matter how depressed you get, there is always a way to become more emo
Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.
Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.
Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most slow and violent deaths imaginable.
The object that cats should fear the most is a purple pen.
Life: You don't win. You break even. At best.
It's possible to not notice that you are pregnant.
It's also possible to fool everyone that you aren't pregnant.
The general public doesn't know anything. Anything. *looks at Firestar* Yourself included.
The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths.
People named after plants tend to be red herrings. People named after animals are the real deal.
Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is.
Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.
Just because someone has gone to h-- doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore.
The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are.
Don't mess with beavers.
Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.
Someone is angry at you when clouds cover the moon...
Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.
Breaking the rules is bad. Bending the rules is good.
If you're ever near death or dying, you will survive anyway, unless you tell everyone you will die.
If you start to see a red haze, stop what you are doing.
Lying is the most evil thing ever.
The happier your relationship, the more tragically it will end.
And, If you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you.
If there are ice cream trucks in summer, why can't there be Starbucks trucks in winter?
Live today like it's your last day... but pay bills and dress appropriately just in case it isn't.
Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone so moving my seat won't help. Sincerely, Me
Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.
Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.
Be yourself. That's crazy enough.
I see no good reason to act my age.
Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls
It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity, then it's freakin hilarious.
I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
I'm bored. Run for the sake of your sanity.
My imaginary friend thinks you have a serious mental problem.
Chaos. Panic. Disorder. ...My work here is done.
You're funny, but looks aren't everything.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Sarcasm is my automatic response to stupidity.
I'm not so good with advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
I didn't trip. I was just testing gravity... It still works.
Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.
Want to find out who your real friends are? Screw up real bad and see who's still there.
When all else fails, lower your standards.
They always say the right guy will come along eventually; well, mine's either lost or got hit by a truck.
The best answer to any emergency situation is to run away screaming in terror.
Sorry, my fault; I forgot you were a complete idiot.
You say I'm crazy; I say I'm just bored.
Personally I think language was developed for our overwhelming need to complain.
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!
Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it.
If you're gonna do something wrong, at least have fun doing it.
Of all the things I've lost, one of them is not my mind.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! If life gave you lemons, water and some sugar, then you can make lemoade.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
I DONT obsess! I think intensley...and like all the time
The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you. (I will, I'm not afraid)
If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.
Procrastinators; the leaders of tomorrow.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Hmm...I wonder...
If life gives you lemons, throw it back in life's eye and shout "NO WAY BUSTER!"
I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt... and guess what's inside it!" -Captain Jack Sparrow
They have sent us to this dungeon, more commonly known as school."-unknown
You laugh at me now, but you won't be laughing at me when I crawl out from under your bed tonight."
"Penguins!! They steal your sanity one brain cell at a time!!"
"Go ahead and talk about me behind my back, but I have advice for you. Click your heels together and say: 'I NEED A LIFE!'"
"They say 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people." -unknown
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS.
Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?
Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'
'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
"Be nice to people. They outnumber you 6.5 billion to one." Anonymous
"8/5th of all people do not understand fractions." Anonymous
"Push will get a person almost anywhere--except through a door marked 'pull'." Anonymous
"Duct tape is like The Force: it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the world together." Anonymous
"The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference." Anonymous
"If at first you do succeed--try to hide your astonishment." Harry F. Banks
Numbing the pain for a while will make it hurt worse when you feel it Anonymous
I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?
"Being normal is for freaks."- unknown
"We're going to throw tomatoes at the president! Tomatoes, and chairs, and chair-y tomatoes!"- unknown
"Exile. I'm in exile. They've banished me from the lunch table."- unknown
Why is Cinderella a fairy tale? Any idiot can lose a shoe!
'I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away'
'you're just jealous because the voices only talk to me'
"Can I see your phone?" "...Hang on." -deletes messages- --(A lot like my sister)
If you is a serial killer, are you going to kill my fruit loops?--my friend Tori
If someone tries to cuss you out, just ask them 'why are you talking to yourself?' If they keep at it, say 'stop talking to yourself, it's embarrassing!'--my friend Sara C.
Did you know that 85.5% of statistics are made up?--someone at WOL Bible Camp
"We know they look delicious, but please refrain from licking the rides. THAT would be disgusting. Do you know where those rides have been? People have been sitting on those rides! WITH THEIR BUTTS! Okay, go ahead. Lick them. Don't say we didn't warn you." - Dr. Eggman (Sonic Colors)
"Music is an international language..."- Bentley Jones
"What's black, white, and red all over?" "A Bloody zebra, duh!"--Me
"Why do they call it Rush Hour if nothing moves?"--Robin Williams
"The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion"--Fred Allen
"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?"--James Thurber
"What am I supposed to say to an atheist when he sneezes 'Achoo!' 'When you die, nothing happens'"--Dane Cook
"I'm not racist; I've got a black president!"--Dane Cook
"...That would be great if that was a real cereal...start off your day the holy way with Christ Chex...it's a miracle in a bowl!"--Dane Cook
"It's a plastic bag, you idiot! Why dont you just suffocate me with a wicker basket while you're at it?!"--Dane Cook
"Here's how you know that you're really drunk, I figured it out...when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time."--Dane Cook
"I don't like when juice wears tights; it's a horrible combination when juice wears tights"--Dane Cook talking about the Kool-Aid man
"So Johnny Tambourine is walking down the street..." Dane Cook
"I'm going to name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoons; I'm going to name them after Transformers."--Dane Cook
"Has anyone seen my shoes? I kicked them off in a fit of joy...No, I'm fine, I'm just going to go over here and puke shards of my own pelvis into this bush. *pretends to puke*"--Dane Cook as he talks about Car Accidents
"I love the movies. I don't even call them the movies, I call them Cinematic Adventures." --Dane Cook
"By the way, I say 'God bless you' when someone sneezes. I don't say bless you. Do you wanna know why? Because...I'm not the Lord; I cant do that! I'm just a messenger for the big guns upstairs. And I never say gesundheit; who says that? If I say gesundheit, I feel like I'm honoring Hitler or something. *achoo* *salutes* GESUNDHEIT!!!...yeah, I'll end up on the History Channel because someone sneezed." --Dane Cook
"He was hit by a Dodge, which I find funny and ironic..." --Dane Cook
"...since back in the day, which was a Wednesday, by the way..." --Dane Cook
"I was being chased by a giant crab." Audience laughs "That's not funny!"--Dane Cook
"Now lets fight for three days 'cause I'm bored!!"--Dane Cook
"You know I'm glad he's an atheist. Because wouldn't it be great if while he's doing his little tree thing, I know they do a lot of work with breezes *acts like a tree* through the woods a huge sweaty guy with an ax comes long *acts like a tough guy walking around, sees him *chop-chop, puts a chain around him, drag him through the mud and the muck, throws him into a sawmill and grinds him up *NEEEEEEEEEEE, then you pound him down into paper, and once he's paper...you print the Bible on him!"--Dane Cook about atheists
"Bad things happen to good people!"--Dane Cook
"He was being very snarky with me. Yeah, snarky. Its a word, google it." --Dane Cook
Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. -Mark Twain
I hate to disappoint some of you, but you cannot physically date an animated cartoon character. -Tara Strong
When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life. -John Lennon
But I don't want to go outside. There are people out there. -Someone from That 70's Show(sorry. I don't know who)
I wish I was a glowworm, cuz a glowworm's never glum. How can you be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum? -IDK
I don't know karate, but I do know crazy, and I'm not afraid to use it. -IDK
One cries when one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad. -Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory.
Book Hangover: When you can't start a new book because you're still living in the old book's world. -IDK
I'm respecting your privacy by knocking! But asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway! -Timmy Turner's dad
We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. -Dr. Seuss
Now, Gary, we can do this the hard way, or the easy way. Or the medium way. Or the semi-medium-easy-hard way. Or the sorta-hard-with-a-touch-of-awkward-difficult-challenging way. -Spongebob Squarepants
Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. -John Lennon
We shall have a magnificent garden party and you're not invited. -Captain Jack Sparrow
You can close your eyes to the things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel. -Johnny Depp
Every Thursday I bring Pudge the fish a peanut-butter sandwich. But today we were out of peanut butter! I asked my sister what to give instead, and she said a tuna sandwich! I can't give Pudge tuna! *whispers* Do you know what tuna is? (when answered fish) It's FISH! If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! So I had to go to the store, to get peanut butter, 'cause all we have, is-is STINKIN' TUNA! (when asked why this is important) Pudge controls the weather. -Lilo
Don't fight the wall; you'll always lose.--My Dad when I stubbed my toe against the wall
Don't fight the basket, either.--My Dad when I almost tripped over a laundry basket a minute or two later.
"What, have you got a problem with archaeologists?" "I am a time traveler. I point and laugh at archaeologists." Riva Song and the Doctor.
"You kept the clothes?" "Yeah, I just saved the world another time, shoot me, I kept the clothes." "Even the bow tie?" "Yeah. It's cool. Bow ties are cool." Amy Pond and the Doctor.
"Number five, VERY IMPORTANT! Don't let me eat PEARS! I HATE pears! John Smith is a character I made up, but I won't know that. I'll think I am him and I might do something stupid like eat a pear. In three months, I don't wanna wake up and be human and taste that." The Doctor.
"Are you wearing a fez?" "Yeah. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool." Riva Song and the Doctor.
"Hello. I'm the Doctor." The Doctor.
"You just killed someone I liked, THAT IS NOT A SAFE PLACE TO STAND!" The Doctor.
"There is only one God, and He doesn't not dress like that." - Captian America talking to Loki
"...He's my brother!"
"He killed 80 people in 2 days."
"Um...he was adopted."
Thor and some chick in the Avengers on Loki. (Can't remember the normal people's names, sorry.)
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