Author has written 13 stories for Teen Titans, Huntik: Secrets & Seekers, Pair of Kings, and Total Drama series.
Hey. I have been reading fanfic but always wanted to post, and reveiw. So now I have an account. I was inspired to start wrighting by Saravv75. They helped. I will mainly be wrighting for the pairing of BB/rae. but if reveiwers want something else i might try. (as long as it dosent mess up bb/rae. stay tuned for my first fanfic. P.s check out
saravv 75's site. you won't regret it. Peace. I'll have something up anywhere from 2 days. Then i'll try to post daily Read Teen titans Target
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile
T98 of teenagers have sex, do drugs and drink alchohol. Put this into your profile in you are included in that 2 that doesn't, mainly because you are sitting at home, reading and being a good young child
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this in your profile
If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
55 percent of people yawn after seeing someone yawn, in fact, reading about yawning will make some people yawn. If, after or while reading this, you yawned, copy and paste this in your profile.
REMEMBER... Dede? The RowdyRuffs? Kuki and Wally? Billy? Courage? " STUPID DOG!!!!!!! "? Grim? Lazlo? Ingrid? Lizzie? Coco? Captian Knuckles? Abby and Nigel? Jimmy? Eustace? " Oh, Mandy..."? Cree? The Professor? Ralph? Double D? Bubbie? The Cankers? Mandy? Alex Lyon? " FRANKIE!!!!!!!!! "? Bloo? Bubbles? Cheese? Plank? Alvin And The Chipmunks Episodes?
BEING A KID FOREVER?
If you wish Cartoon Network would get rid of all the crap they air today and put back the old cartoons, copy and paste this in your profile!
If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile
If you shiver at the thought of cigarettes, cigars, alcohol, pot, drugs, or anything like that, and it gives you nightmares copy and paste this into your profile
"There was nothing you could've done. There will always be people that say mean words because you are different. And sometimes their minds cannot be changed. But there are many more people that do not judge a person based on how they look, or where they came from. Those are the people whose words truly matter." - Starfire.
FRIENDS : Only take food from you if you ask them if they want anything. BEST FRIENDS : Are the reason your fridge is empty almost every dang day.
FRIENDS : Share their cookies with you. BEST FRIENDS : Steal yours.
FRIENDS : Would hide you from the cops. BEST FRIENDS : Are the reason you're running from them in the first place.
FRIENDS : Ask you for your number. BEST FRIENDS : Have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS : Help you ace your driver's test. BEST FRIENDS : Help you push the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.
FRIENDS : Know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS : Know everything about you, from your shoe size to your fave ice cream to your crush to your secret obsessions.
FRIENDS : Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS : Would be sitting next to you saying " Dude...LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!!!!! ".
FRIENDS : Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS : Take yours, push you down on the ground and run off, screaming " RUN GIRL RUN!!!! ".
FRIENDS : Borrow your stuff and then give it back the next day. BEST FRIENDS : Lose your crap and tell you " My bad! ".
FRIENDS : Will help me when I'm lost. BEST FRIENDS : Will be the one messing with my compass, ripping up my map and giving me the WRONG directions.
FRIENDS : Help you find your Prince Charming. BEST FRIENDS : Kidnap him and bring him to you.
FRIENDS : Will buy you a soda. BEST FRIENDS : Dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS : Will ask you if you're OK when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS : Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person who made you cry.
FRIENDS : Will comfort you when you get dumped by a hot guy. BEST FRIENDS : Will go up to him and say " It's cuz you're gay, isn't it? ".
FRIENDS : Help you back up when you trip and fall. BEST FRIENDS : Keep on walking and yell " WALK MUCH, YA DUMBASS? ".
FRIENDS : Will laugh and move on after this repost. BEST FRIENDS : Will repost this worthless crap! XD
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, halfdemongirl92, Black-Dranzer-1119, Riayu, SasuNaru RULES The World 4 EVA, AlvinSevilleIsHOT,captain chipmunk, BrittanySeville18, SimonetteFanGirl101,Saravv75, Green and Purple Hero
If you claim to have no life and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Mommy. I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.The sound of your heart beat is my lullaby.
Mommy. Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitly see I'm a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here.
You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry too even though you can't hear me.
Mommy. My hair is starting to grow. It is very short andfine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms amd legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear the doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy, help me!!
Mommy. I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? What did I do wrong?
Every abortion is just..
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If your against abortion repost this and tell his story.
What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think...
"Why am I even here…?"
"What's even the point of continuing?"
"My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…"
"I'll never be a good writer...I quit."
These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head- that go through MY head- when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a word.
If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts…
If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow…I did it…"
So, why not give fellow writers the same luxury here?
Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause.
Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writer himself decides to quit, denying the world his skills of writing that I'm it would have deeply enjoyed.
Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise.
Do me a favor: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on Fanfic,net, and see if you can help it. If it has very little / no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind.
And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard…
Writers we must Stick together, i Myself have gave up on a story for this reason, And almost stopped writing. However a reveiwing friend keep me on. SAVE A WRITER Go do it now
If you agree with what I have said then please copy and paste any part of this story you wish onto your profile. Modify it in any way you see fit; there is no need to use my exact words. You make it say what you want it to say
You Might Be An Author If...
1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.
2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.
3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.
4. Spell check is your best friend.
5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.
6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.
7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.
8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.
9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.
10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.
11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.
12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.
13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.
14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.
15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.
16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.
17. You talk to yourself... constantly.
18. You forget what day it is when your writing.
19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.
20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.
21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.
22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.
23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.
24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending. (coughcoughFangcoughcough)
25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.
26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.
27. You dream about your stories.
28. You dream of new stories.
29. You often revisit some of your old stories.
30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT, Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL, So why bother?
COME TO MY PARTY!
THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!
I'm throwing a party, there will be a DJ... everyone is invited!
So everyone come, but first read the rest of this bulletin.
Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever!
Special Guests: Jesus Christ, God The Father, Featuring: DJ Holy Spirit.
When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven
Where: Kingdom of Heaven
How: Just Ask
Why: Because God Loves You!
...Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.
98% of Teens Won't Stand Up For GOD...
Repost this if you're one of the 2% who will...
Things I am not allowed to do in Titans Tower
I am not allowed to jump out at robin and yell "SLADE!" at inappropriate times.
I am not allowed to bring fix-it home with me and insist that "he just needs a friend"
Telling Beastboy that "I'm making green chicken soup" in my 'mass murderer voice' is not a good idea
I am not allowed to bring Control freak home with me and insist that "He just needs a life" then continue to persuade the team to loan him theirs.
Do not tell raven "Daddy's pissed now"
I am not allowed to bring Cheshire home and insist "she's just a deadly must ninja"
Screaming at Beastboy "how do you think the poor vegetables feel?" whenever he begins to eat his meal is not nesecary.
I am not allowed to bring Adonis home and insist "He just wants raven" Due to the fact; Beastboy may try and kill him.
I should not give Starfire a book on 'the birds and the bee's' then give her an allotment.
I am not allowed to bring atlas home and insist that "He just wants to pound Cyborg, after that he'll leave the rest of alone.
Telling Cyborg that his car is "amazing for crashing into walls. It took me ten goes to completely crush it" makes him cry.
It also gives you horrible burns when bumble bee finds out
I am not allowed to bring mad mod home with me and insist that "He's just homesick"
Yelling "To the bat mobile robin" every time the alarms go off is not funny.
Batman doesn't think so either
I am not allowed to bring cinderblock home and insist "he's just stupid"
Convincing Kid Flash that the cement is not wet isn't funny.
Not when jinx finds you anyways.
But It is funny at the time, I assure you.
I am not allowed to bring plasmas home and insist "He's sleeping now – oh wait- no he's just a slimy mutant."
I am not allowed to tell mas y menos Kid Flash is faster than them after feeding them a giant tub of sugar.
I am not allowed to bring Terra home. No reason we just don't like her.
Sneaking into Ravens room and having an extensive discussion with raven's happy about, the benefits of pink is unethical
I am not allowed to bring brother blood home and insist "He just wants to teach"
I am not allowed to lock Beastboy and Raven in a closet together and bet on who will come out alive
I am not allowed to lock Starfire and robin in a closet together and then ask Cyborg to go get something from that closet.
I am not allowed to lock Robin and Raven in a closet together and bet on who will break the door down first, Beastboy or Starfire
I am not allowed to bring slade home and insist "He's just upset over the loss of his eye and the divorce that caused it"
Replacing the water in Aqualad's pool with soda makes for a bad time when you next go to the beach.
I am not allowed to bring Ding Dong Daddy home and insist "He's just from the 80's"
Stealing Bumblebee's stingers and replace them with kite handles still makes for a pain filled experience
Stop Bringing Adonis home as Beastboy is close to killing you as well.
Replacing Speedy's outfit with Robins confuses citizens.
I am not allowed to bring Madame Rouge home and insist "Everyone just discriminates against her because her accent sounds evil"
I am not allowed to say "Mornin' guvna fancy a cuppa tea" Every time I see Argent
The brain does not just want someone to play chess with; he would like to take over the world. I shouldn't bring him to the tower.
feeding silky zorka berries, and when he explodes feeding him the remains, then insisting that I am 'Recycling' is not smart, as when the substance hardens and you call for help, people tend to remember all the bad things you did.
I am not allowed to bring Allah home and insist "Beastboy would get along with him" because I tuirns out they don't find it funny.
I am not allowed to yell "He's burning" and chuck my water on hotspot every time, he goes to attack someone.
Yelling "Flame on" isn't acceptable either
I am not allowed to bring any villains home. The titans don't like it.
I am not allowed to run into the battle scene and yell "oc's assemble!"
I am not allowed to lock down all titans towers and scream "THE SKY IS FALLING" through the communicators, thunder and lightning will take this seriously
Laughing and pointing because robin and Cyborg cant fly is 'discrimination'
I shouldn't make innuendos about playboy bunnies when Mumbo Jumbo and Raven are around.
I am not allowed to tell Cyborg that it is in fact racist to call Beastboy 'green bean'
I am not allowed to draw two red eye's on Ravens face while she's asleep.
I am not allowed to tell everyone that I can communicate with wildebeest, grunt, nod my head and then inform everyone that Wildebeest has decided to elect me for 'awesome-mazing fabu-rific oh mighty world ruler'
I am not allowed to say that 'Spanish is a dying language 'while mas and menos are around.
I am not allowed to say proclaim myself a doctor then tell Robin he is ' preggerz with the baby of slade. Sladin Forever!" Robin does not find it amusing.
Neither does Starfire
Telling Following Robin around and humming 'Kung fu fighting' is not as encouraging as you might think.
And no 'eye of the tiger either'
Just stop following Robin around and humming.
And the rest of the team.
Citizens are not acceptable either Especially when you hum 'U.G.L.Y'
But it is fine to do this to slade.
Villain's don't appreciate it when you tell them 'get a life noob, I've dealt with worse' when they tell you about their plans
Neither does Robin
Asking Slade if things are 'heating up' with Trigon is suicide.
Trigon does not find it funny when you throw rubber chickens at him.
Splashing Raven with Holy water does nothing, just considerably shortens your life span.
When running away from Raven I am not allowed to hide in Beastboy's room under his never ending pile of … stuff *shudder* you may suffocate from the smell and you will not be found until years later.
When running from Raven be sure not to hide in Starfire room in the dark ,all the cuddly toys are creepy.
Selling Kole of £5,00000,0000,0,0000,0 is not only insulting to Kole, but also apparently ripping you off as she is worth quite a bit more.
Messing things up in a store apparently make no difference to Control freak. Keep in mind names can be misleading.
Same thing goes for Allah
Making fun of spandex in front of superhero's is a big no-no
Stealing Robins hair gel is a crime worthy of ten hours extra training- everyday.
Next time you invite Plasmas to the tower, be aware that Starfire will not be best pleased when him and sliky elope.
Telling robin that 'you're just batman's bitch' does not go down well.
Putting the penguin in the zoo, puts you on more than one hit list.
(Credit to Saravv75, and her OC)
It's sad when people you know, become people you knew... When you can walk right past someone like they were never a big part of your life. How you used to be able to talk for hours, and now...you can barely even look at them,she's so scared to get close to anyone because everyone who said they'd never leave... left.
Warning: Justin Bieber will be shot. Survivor Justin Bieber will be shot again.
What Snow Leopard Is not Allowed to do in Titans Tower:
1) Stop bringing your older sister home
Seriously,stop it. She annoys the crap out of us.
2) Don't bring villains home.
We don't care whether or not they fight us because they have no life. Bringing home convicted criminals is not allowed.
Snow, shouting Titans Assemble! is just as bad as shouting Titans Go! before me. We don't like Marvel as much as the next guy but parodying it is just not nice. Don't do it.
7) STOP THROWING MY HAIR GEL OUT THE WINDOW!
I NEED THAT HAIR GEL TO MAKE MY HAIR SHINY AND AWESOME! So stop making excuses like "This bird won't stop fucking with me so I had to use your hair gel to make it leave me alone".
8) Stop writing all over Raven's spell books.
Hey, it's your funeral.
9) Stop taking Cyborg's 'baby' for joyrides
I like your sense of adventure but it makes him cry when he sees his car broken in the morning.
10) When Starfire asks about something...inappropriate...don't answer her
I don't like her mind being corrupted like that. Just ignore her please.
11) Stop insisting that Beast Boy and Raven are a power couple
They aren't one. Yet...And I suggest you stop teasing them before Raven kills you.
12) Uh...What was I gonna say? OH YEAH! Telling Slade that he got me pregnant is UNACCEPTABLE!
You can't get another man pregnant...I think. AND IT'S NOT LIKE HE RAPED ME OK? OK? He's creepy but not that creepy. Ok maybe he is. I mean seriously, did you see how Terra was after we came to help Beast Boy that one time? We beat the crap out of her, nothing happens. Something happens when she goes to Slade, SHE GETS FUCKED UP.
Snow Leopard's ear twitched as she finished reading the list. She was gonna have to write a little response to this dumb list...
1) Fuck you, my older sister got kicked out of Slade's house! She needs a place to live >:V
2) Hey, I know you said I can't ever compare you to Slade but, your being more heartless then Slade. If that even makes sense...
3) MUSIC IS MAH MUSE BEETCH!
4) Yeah, your an ass of a leader. Always hogging the glory to yourself. How do you think the rest of us feel?!
5) Hey, don't knock it 'til ya try it.
6) I hate them, you hate them. What's the point in being rude about it then?
7) THAT WASN'T AN EXCUSE THOUGH! That bird wouldn't stop fucking around so I threw your hair gel in it's eyes! It worked pretty well actually...
8) Oh, I usually blame all of that on you or Cyborg. So it's your funeral in reality.
9) I'm not the only one who does it. Starfire and Beast Boy try it all of the time. Sometimes we do it all together.
10) Doesn't she have the right to know though? I know she's your girlfriend and all but you two are probably gonna wanna 'do it' at some point.
11) Fuck you, they are a power couple. Wikipedia says so.
12) It's fun though He went completely insane and kept shouting 'I'm sorry god!' At the sky. You should try it once in awhile.
In holy matrimony, we shall heed these words..."DEMON OF THE FOREST!"
(credit To Sarvv75 And Her Oc Snow)
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am thekid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Linzerj, Butchee, xFireChickx, rachpop15, KNDnumbuh007, yougotburned,kikipalmer21,numbuh13m, Green and Purple Hero
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.(technically for us its to each other)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffine(gotta have our coffee in the morning, as well as our medicine...)
People think you're insane.(they think our entire family is insane)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. so close to getting it, but i get writers rash all the time.
People think you have A.D.D. I do!
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. 6 and a half years old taking the high school class with beginner writers around my age. We all failed, it was a test to see our weakness. It was like a win lose situation.
Here is a list of 26 life lessons I have learned thus far at the age of 26. (i'm not 26 just a pe-post)I pass this list on to you with the simple hope that it makes you think. Sometimes thinking about your life and sorting out what you have learned is just as important as tackling a new venture.-not me
1.Being an adult can be fun when you are acting like a child.
here's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will
Now follow this carefully...it
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost!
Repost this if you laughed...
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I have tattoos, so I'm a trouble maker. I have curves, so I'm fat. If I wear makeup, I'm fake. If I say what I think, I'm a bitch. If I cry some times, I'm a drama queen. If I have guy friends, I'm a slut. If I stand up for myself, I'm mouthy. Seems like you can't do anything now a days without being labeled. So what, go ahead and label me, see if I give a crap. Re-post this if you're proud of who you are! :)
Nine Things I Hate About Everyone:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, do you see me point at my butt when I ask where the bathroom is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. You got that right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No, loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor...
6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'...Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say 'life is short'. What the heck? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came, would I still be standing here?
What do I like about KND?
I like what they stand for
I like what they do
I just plain love the kids
But what else do I like?
I like how Abby’s hair doesn’t stay perfectly braided all the time
I like how Fanny sometimes makes mistakes
I like that Kuki can take the time to fool around
And how she can always beat Wally at video games
And that he throws a temper fit when she does
I like the love ever-present between Cree and Abby, even when they annoy each other
I like how everyone always sticks by each other’s side
I like how Wally blushes when Kuki smiles at him
And how he won’t say he loves her
But I know he does
I like how nobody’s perfect
And sometimes things happen for no reason
I like that no one forgets the past
Yet they’re always ready for the future
I like that it's real
When you were 8 years old, your mom handed you an ice cream. You thanked her by yelling at her and telling her its the wrong kind
When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old she drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked her by waiting until she left the house.
When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming. You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not writing a single letter.
When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, she was expecting an important call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, she fell and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
If you love your MOM, post this on your profile and title it 'I Cried'
How to annoy people at the movies:
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
TRUE SAD STORY... NOT MINE, BUT IT TOUCHED ME... IF IT TOUCHES YOU REPOST
I paid so little attention to my iPod that I didn’t notise it stopped for a full TWELVE MINUTES.
I paid so little attention to the TV that the show I hated played- five times- before I changed the channel.
I paid so little attention to the computer I didn’t notise my sister come and turn it off.
I paid so little attention to the book I was reading that I was surprised to find the main character captured, when last I checked, she was strolling through a meadow-or was it eating breakfast?
I paid so little attention to my teacher that the next day I complained about her never teaching us this stuff.
I paid so little attention to my cat that she got out the door and I had to chase her around for an hour.
I paid so little attention to the playground that I accidentally kicked someone in the face on the swing.
I paid so little attention to my sister that she started racing hamsters up my bed before I could tell her no.
I paid so little attention to my parents that I freaked and searched for them for half an hour- before my sister told me they had gone grocery shopping.
Copy and paste this if you zone out sometimes! Or a lot of the times….or all the times…..
Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow,
Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go.
But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home,
Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone.
But she was not afraid, she knew just what to say,
What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.
But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone,
And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.
But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all,
About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.
There were daddy's along the wall in back for everyone to meet.
Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats.
One by one the teacher called, a student from the class,
To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.
At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare,
Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their.
"Where's her daddy at?"
She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout.
And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,
"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."
The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom,
And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.
And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak,
And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.
"My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away,
But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.
And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know,
All about my daddy, and how he loves me so.
He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike,
He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.
We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone,
And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.
'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart,
I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart."with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest,
Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.
And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears,
Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.
For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life,
Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.
And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,
She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud.
"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star,
And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.
You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year,
When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear.
But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away,"
And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.
And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise,
A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes.
Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside,
Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side.
"I know your with my daddy,"to the silence she called out,
And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt.
Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed,
But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant, long-stemmed, pink rose.
And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star,
And given the gift of believing that heaven is never to far.
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them
Her dad was a drunk
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrust the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you have a heart
Man: Where have you been all of my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Man: Your eyes are amazing.
Favorite Codename Kids Next Door Quotes
NO P IN THE OOL
Operation N.O.-P.O.W.U.H. (New Orders - Pulverize Opposition Without Utilizing Hamsters)
Operation T.U.R.N.I.P. (Turnips Unfortunately Reaching Near Infestation Point)
Operation L.I.C.E. (Lice Interrupt Cheese Eating)
Numbuh 1: Everyone follow my lead... (Starts running away)
Numbuh 2: WAIT! You have to say something cool first! Like "Say cheese punk!" Or "Cheese to meet you!"
Operation T.O.M.M.Y. (Totally Obnoxious Moronic Meddling Youngster)
Operation P.I.A.N.O. (Pesky Instrument Advances New Operative)
Operation Q.U.I.E.T. (Quietude Unlikely In Entire Treehouse)
Operation D.A.T.E. (Dance Actually Threatens Everyone)
Numbuh 1: Stay focused team. Remember, we're on a mission.
Lizzie: But don't you want to look back at this years from now?
Operation S.U.P.P.O.R.T. (Special Underwire Protection Purportedly Outfits Rotten Teenagers)
Operation F.U.G.I.T.I.V.E. (Facing Unpleasant Girl's Insulting Taunts Isn't Very Enjoyable)
Operation C.A.K.E.D.-T.W.O. (Commandos Attempt Kapturing Enemy Dessert - They Weren't Obliging)
Operation S.P.A.C.E. (Sister's Playful Antics Cause Emergency)
Mushi: But what if the aliens... eat your head?
Operation B.E.A.C.H. (Boys Enthusiastically Attempt Chivalrous Heroics)
Numbuh 2: Uhh... So, you next?
Operation U.N.D.E.R.C.O.V.E.R. (Unusual New Defector Eagerly Reveals Coffee Operation's Vital Enemy Relevance)
Operation T.R.I.P. (Twins' Reconnaissance Increases Peril)
Twin Boy: All she wanted to do was entrap you, and felicitate your DOOM! But do you care? NO!
Operation E.N.D. (Everyone Nearly Decommissioned)
Numbuh 1: Well Tommy, I'm surprised this piece of junk actually flies.
Numbuh 2: So... Uh, when do the men in the white coats come take you to the happy hotel, huh?
Numbuh 1: Numbuh 2! I need you to calculate our distance and thrust and tell us when to cast off.
Operation R.O.B.B.E.R.S. (Rather Ornery Bandits Burglarize Educationally Required Schoolwork)
Numbuh 4: Shh! I'm trying to find a way to spell 'Mississippi' with no s's!
Operation F.O.U.N.T.A.I.N. (Figure Out Unusual Nerd's Tantalizing And Impossible Necessity)
Operation B.U.T.T. (Blackmail Uncovers Titanic Tush)
Operation T.R.A.I.N.I.N.G. (Tiny Recruits Ambushed In Nefarious Invasion Need Guts)
Operation P.I.N.K.-E.Y.E. (Private Investigator's New Kase - Extra Yucky Investigation)
Numbuh 2: THAT was like having Muffy Jenkins as a lab partner. Too close.
Operation K.A.S.T.L.E. (Kuki And Sister Torpedo Loathsome Engagement)
Operation C.A.K.E.D.-T.H.R.E.E. (Commandos Attempt Kapturing Enemy Dessert - They have Real Extreme Eggravation)
Numbuh 3: Aww! The chickies think he's their mommy!
Numbuh 1: OnceuponatimetherewasalittleRedRidingHoodandthewolfateher. The end.
Numbuh 2: You better save some room because you'll be eating those words along with that cake.
Operation T.R.I.C.K.Y. (Trivial Rival Instigates Candy Krazy Yearning)
Operation H.O.S.P.I.T.A.L. (Hurt Operative Safely Protected In Totally Antiseptic Location)
Numbuh 4: She LOVES him! Whats so special about him? Whats he got that I ain' got?
Numbuh 4: Uh, Numbuh 3? I know you, er, love this guy, but there is something I really have to tell you.
Operation S.P.R.O.U.T. (Sickening Produce Removal Operation Ultra Tricky)
Operation H.O.U.N.D. (Homework Obliterated Using Nefarious Dog)
Operation R.A.B.B.I.T. (Rescue Aids Beloved Bunny In Trouble)
Operation C.A.K.E.D.-F.O.U.R. (Children's Annual Kompetition Exposes Devilishly Fiendish Operation Up River)
Operation S.A.T.U.R.N. (Stuff Abducted Turns Up Revolving Nowhere)
Operation M.A.T.A.D.O.R. (Misbehaving Agent Teases Adults During Organized Recreation)
Numbuh 5: (Into radio) This is Numbuh 5, requesting back-up. Repeat- (Radio is knocked from her hand)
Numbuh 4: (Sees Numbuh 1's head disguised as a soccer ball) Hey, Somebody left a soccer ball. Its Beatles in the clear. Its Beatles for the goal. He shoots...
Operation S.N.O.W.I.N.G. (Sickly Nigel Opposes Warped Incumbent's Nasty Grasp)
Operation D.O.D.G.E.B.A.L.L. (Dangerous Old Dude's Game Excellently Beats All Little Losers)
Numbuh 4: This time, its personal.
Operation N.A.U.G.H.T.Y. (Ninnies Almost Undo Greatest Holiday This Year)
Numbuh 3: (After Numbuh 4 gives her his french fries) This is the absolute- (Lets go of the sleigh and becomes herself again) -sweetest gift you've ever got me! (Lands on him giggling) Its also the only present you've ever got me, but who's counting? Ahhh. (Hugs him tightly)
Operation Z.E.R.O. (Zero Explanation Reveals Origins)
Numbuh 3: (Takes Numbuh 4's hand) We'll go. I need to go pick up my "Brave in the Face of Certain Doom" Rainbow Monkey anyway.
Numbuh 4: Its awful quiet in here.
Numbuh 4: (He and Numbuh 3 are in a dark closet) Kuki, I'm scared. I don't know what to do next.
Father: (To Grandfather) You big JERK! Now you've made me angry! Very, very, ANGRY!- Oh forget it.
Operation W.H.I.T.E.H.O.U.S.E. (What Happens If The Existing Head Of United States Escapes)
General Wally Beatles: Ladies and gentlemen. It is high time we put an end to the Kids Next Door's ridiculous agenda of promoting later bedtimes and less homework. So, we will immediately use the combined might of the army, navy, air force, and marine animals to smash those twerps back to the bone age! All we need is our president to sign this.(Holds up the bill, looking confused) Eh, thinly sliced... thing with big words on it.
General Wally Beatles: All troops, ready to fire in three... Oh darn! What comes after that? Oh forget it. FIRE!!
Operation S.I.X. (Soda Is X-changed)
Numbuh 2: (Looking at the Rainbow Monkey tanker) That can't be the truck! (Presses button on keys and the horn plays the Rainbow Monkeys theme song) Yep, that's the truck.
Numbuh 2: (After they get duped by the Delightful Children From Down The Lane) The roadblock was to stop me from delivering their birthday cake?
Operation T.R.I.C.Y.C.L.E. (Tommy's Ride Is Calamity You Can't Let Escape)
These Are Actual Instruction Labels
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping (Gee that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary! Details inside (Shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions- Use like regular soap (And that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion- Defrost (But its 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (Printed on bottom of box) Do not turn upside down (Too late! You lose!)
On Mark's & Spencer's bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating (Are you sure? Let's experiment!)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body (But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts)
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning- May cause drowsiness (One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Keep out of children (Hmm. Something must have gotten lost in the translation)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only (As opposed to use in outer space)
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use (Now I'm curious!)
On Sainbury's peanuts: Warning- Contains nuts (But no peas?)
On an American Airline packet of nuts: Instructions- Open packet, eat nuts (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands (Raise your hand if you've tried this)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief!)
I'm Sorry: (Girls Don't Realize These Things)
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' ( i'm a Guy... I agree.)
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Pick your birth month
You know you're on FanFiction too much when...
1) You stay up so late reading/writing that the last time you looked at the clock it was 10:30, only to discover that it is 3:00 the next time you look
2) Your grade drops by a whole letter in one of your classes because you blow all your work off in that class to go on FanFiction
3) When you enter your preferred settings in the story search-engine, and discover you recognize most of the titles listed below
4) You have nothing better to do than read other writer's bios.
5) You shrugged and say 'yeah' every time you read one of the lines on this list
6) You didn't notice that number 3) looks like a sleeping face
7) You now noticed that you didn't notice and are envious of it because it sleeps more than you
8) You make a list saying "you know you're on FanFiction too much when..."
9) you found the last line funny
10) you now want to copy and paste this into your profile to see how many other people spend too much time on fanfiction...or at least for a laugh at the last 3 lines of this :)
-Do it one by one. Don't look ahead
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2.If you choose:
3. If your initial is:
4. If you were born in:
5. If you choose:
6. This person is your best friend.
7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8.If you choose...
9.If you choose...
10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday