Artemis the Artcher
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Joined 08-14-12, id: 4198006, Profile Updated: 01-13-14
Author has written 3 stories for Star Wars: The Clone Wars, and Fairy Tales.

WARNING: The following content is very serious and not funny. If you laugh at any of this, you are a cold hearted person.You've been warned.

sad bulling video- If you HATE bulling like me. copy and paste this to your profile.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YGjz5SV_Qk&feature=related&safe=active


Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I have to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...


I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three

My eyes are swollen

I cannot se

I must be stupid

I must be bad

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!


This is 'Aurora and Her Teddy Bear

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Copy this into your profile if you think child abuse is wrong.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here. I love you Mommy.

Month Three

You know what Mommy?
I'm a girl!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me. I'll make you happy Mommy.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy. I'm your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP ME...PLEASE!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

you can go on and forget about this or you can copy and paste in it on your profile. whichever you pick is you desicion!

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

This concludes things that are serious, heart warming, heart breaking, and true stories. Feel free to re-post them on your profile.


here's a lil quiz 4 ya. no lookin' ahead(i don't own this quiz)

1. Name someone of the opposite sex
2. What is your fav color our of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your 1st initial?
4. Your monthy of birth?
5. Which color do u like more, black or white?
6. Name a person of the same sex as you
7. Your favorite #?
8. Do u like California or Florida more?
9. Do u like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Wish for something realistic

Done? Is yes, scroll down
No cheatin'

Answers:

1. Ur completely in love with this person
2. If u chose:

Red: U r alert & ur life is full of love
Black: Ur conservative & agressive
Green: Ur soul is relaxed & ur laid back
Blue: Ur spontaneous & love kisses & affection from others
Yellow: Ur a very happy person & give good advice 2 those who r down

3. If your initial is:

A-K: U have a lot of love & friendships in ur life
L-R: U try to enjoy life to the max & ur love life is soon to blossom
S-Z: U like to help others & ur love life looks very good

4. If u were born in:

Jan.- Mar.: The year will go very well 4 u & u will discover that u fall in love with someone totally unexpected
Apr.-June: U will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever
July-Sept.: U have a great year & will experience a major life changing experience for the good
Oct.-Dec.: Ur love life will not be too great, but eventually u will find ur soulmate

5. If u chose:

Black: Ur life will take on a different direction, it eill seem hard at the time but will be the best thing 4 u, & u will be glad 4 the change
White: U will have a friend who completely confides in u & would do anything 4 u, but u may not realize it.

6. This person is ur best Friend
7. Thisis how many close friends u have in a life time

8. If u chose:

California: You like adventure
Florida: Ur a laid back person

9. If u chose:

Lake: Ur loyal to ur friends & ur love. And ur very reserved
Ocean:Ur spontaneous & like to pleae people.

10. This wish will come true only if u RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in an hour & it will come true before ur next birthday


these are my fav. couples in sw cw

ahsoka/rex

ahsoka/oc

cody/bariss

obi wan/satine

padme/anakin

Bly/Aayla Secura


A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad...Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth...Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you...Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you...Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet...Ask her whats wrong
When she ignore's you...Give her your attention When she pull's away...Pull her back
When you see her at her worst...Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying...Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking...Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared...Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder...Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat...Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you...Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time...reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt...Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you...she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands...Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you...bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret...keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes...dont look away until she does
When she misses you...she's hurting inside
When you break her heart...the pain never really goes away When she says its over...she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin...she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.


now for yo momma jokes!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"

Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.

Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!

Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own zip code!

Yo mamma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!

Yo momma's so ugly, Your dad met her competing in a dog show!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!

Yo mamma's so fat, she rents shade!

Yo mamma's so fat, she invented the lowrider!

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats.

Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued."

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!"

Yo mamma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.

Yo mamma's so ghetto, when she breastfeeds, Kool-Aid comes out.

Yo mamma's so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie.

Yo mamma's so dumb, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

Yo mamma's so fat, she went swimming in the Pacific Ocean and said, "Oops, I'm in the kiddy pool."

Yo mamma's so fat, she uses a matress as a tampon.

Yo mamma's so dumb, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said 'concentrate.'

Yo mamma's so horny, she got a boner when she found out Winnie the Pooh didn't wear pants.

Yo mamma's like a gun: one cock and she blows.

Yo mamma's so dumb, when she heard it was chilly outside, she went out with a bowl.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she ordered a water bed, they laid a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mamma's so old, her social secruity number is three.

Yo mamma's so old, she owes Moses a doll


My Mother taught me...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


You May Be Obsessed With Star Wars If: (from jedigal125)

... your favorite book of the Bible is Luke.

... you've memorized the Jedi code.

... you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.'

... you have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area.

... you address your teachers as "Master."

... you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon.

... when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you.

... you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors.

... you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally.

... you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue.

... you know how to write in Aurebesh.

... you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.'

... you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky.

... you understand any of this.


Fun things to do on an elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off at any of the stops.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.
7) SAY ding at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22)WHEN you get inside jump on everyone there.


On Sears hairdryer:Do not use while sleeping.

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


Random Copy&Paste Stuff That I Found In No Particular Order:

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If you know someone who should be run over by a bus copy this into your profile.

If you think-no wait-If you KNOW Star Wars is better than Star Trek copy/paste this into your profile.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two goose are geese, the why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, then why aren't two footballs feetballs? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I'm Bored... If your bored copy and paste this into your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendancy to talk to yourself post this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should give the poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and Paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever done the opposite of what someone told you to do copy this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy& Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are OBSESSED with Phineas and Ferb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, after watching Phineas and Ferb, you REAAAALY want a pet platypus, copy and paste this into your profile

If you would stand up for your favorite pairings and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name after mine: Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Medalis, Invisibool, dsguy411, CuteBlueCherri, Got the Jitters

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever hurt yourself on something, got mad at it, hit/kicked it, and hurt yourself even more copy and paste this into your profile.

Favorite Random Sayings:

1. 90% of girls would have a breakdown if they saw Justin Bieber on the edge of a skyscraper getting ready to jump. Copy and Paste this if you would be the 10% sitting on a deck chair eating popcorn and screaming your lungs out and saying... "DO A BACKFLIP!"

2. 99.9% of girls would die from lack of oxygen if Aeropostle, Hollister, and Abercrombie and Fitch said it was uncool to breathe.

3. If you can't live without me, then why aren't you dead.

4. In California most people don't throw away their garbage, they turn it into T.V shows.

5. Whoever said "Words can never hurt me" was never under a bookshelf.

6. 1 out of every 4 people are insane, look at your 3 best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

7. Whoever said nothings impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

Mostly Fact(s)

1. When men sip cups, they usually look into them. Women usually look above the rim. Men often examine their nails with their palms facing upwards and their fingers curled. But women extend their fingers with their palms facing downwards to view their nails.

Facts:

1. Their are more boys then girls in the world.

2. I's impossible to lick your finger while looking up.

3. You just tried number two.

4. Your laughing at number three.

5. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A true friend would be right next to you.

36 Ways to annoy Darth Vader

WARNING: These are surefire ways to get yourself killed, or at least Force-Choked a few times
1. Call him Ani.
2. Tell him you've taken up podracing as a hobby. Ask him to give you lessons.
3. Ask him if he ever knew, "A cute senator from Naboo." If he says something or stays silent, say, "Ooh, Ani's got a girlfriend!"
4. Walk around tripping every other step. If he asks you what you're doing, say, "Mesa Jar Jar Binks!"
5. Imitate his breathing.
6. Steal his lightsaber and replace it with a hot pink one.
7. Blame it on Tarkin.

8. Show off your toaster that makes your toast shaped like his mask.

9. When he does something really evil, shake your finger and say, "Now, now, Ani, would your mother approve of that?"
10. Have emotional conversations with him. Bring up Qui-Gon.
11. Follow him around singing "I Know a Song that gets on Everybody's Nerves."
12. Ask him how he goes to the bathroom in that suit.
13. Paint his TIE fighter yellow.
14. Stare at him. When he asks you what you're doing, say that you can't see how an evil jerk like him could've ever been a Jedi.
15. Throw mashed potatoes at him.
16. Whistle in his ear. When he comes after you, hide behind a stormtrooper.
17. Poke his shoulder.
18. Call him an "evil creep with a dysfunctional family."
19. Tell him he looks like a droid.
20. Sign him up for a quilting class.
21. Make up words to the Imperial March (Vader’s Theme). Sing them whenever he enters a room.
22. Jab him with a stick.
23. Talk like Yoda all the time.
24. Ask him to play Battlefront with you. If he does, make him be the Rebels.
25. Tell him his mask looks stupid.
26: Ask him if he's seen Obi-Wan lately.
27: Stick refrigerator magnets to him.
28: Follow him around talking about the similarities between his life and Avatar: the Last Airbender.
29: Talk about how his life was like Luke's. Say, "It's almost like you're related!"
30: Tell him that you find his son attractive.
31: Ask him if he likes twins.
32: Whenever he gets close to you, pretend that you're being Force-choked. Loudly.
33: Have a loud conversation with a wall when he's nearby. If he asks you what you're doing, say that you're talking to Qui-Gon and that he's very disappointed.
34: Call him Dear Old Darthy, especially when you're near someone.
35: Ask him if he wants to buy some death sticks. Be sure to talk like that guy in the bar in Episode II who tried to sell some to Obi-Wan.
36: After doing number 30, tell him that you dumped Luke for Jabba the Hutt.


TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.


There is no emotion, there is peace.

There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.

There is no passion, there is serenity.

There is no chaos, there is harmony.

There is no death, there is the Force.

-The Jedi Code


FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Starts laughing and keeps on walking, saying, "Walk much, dummy?

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will take yours.

FRIENDS: Will ask to borrow money if you go out to eat.
BEST FRIENDS: Will tell the waiter that they're on your bill without consulting you.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "Dude! That was freakin' awesome! Same time next week?"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Will tell you gently when you did something wrong and give you advice.
BEST FRIENDS: Will smack your head and yell at you "Are you stupid?! What were you thinking?! Go fix it!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days
BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process.

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you

FRIENDS: Will lie in court for you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will take the blame for what you are in court for.

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff
BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME IT!" (I do that to Poppy. Tee Hee!)

FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour
BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the flippin' morning

FRIENDS: Will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.
BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."

FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarass you while near your crush
BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evily and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.

FRIENDS: Will compliment you if you are down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will insult you continuously, and still brighten up your day.

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN JERK RUN!'

FRIENDS:will try to get rid of a brain freeze for you.
BEST FRIENDS: will sit back and laugh

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when you cry BEST FRIENDS: Will be readying a shovel to bury the b*h that made you cry!


On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept
those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


kat's Guy Side (bold=me)

I love hoodies
I love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
I've played with boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
I own an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
At some point in time I've wanted to be a firefighter
I love the Star Wars Movies.
I own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
I used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
I watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
I go to your dad for advice.
I own like a trillion baseball caps.
I like going to high school football games.
I used to/do collect football cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
I love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
I talk with food in my mouth.
I sleep with my socks on at night..

TOTAL=25


Kat's Girly Side (Bold=me)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love skirts
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
You hate wearing the colour black
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything

TOTAL: 4


If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Don't worry guys, we haven't done this before. *Puts on most innocent face as possible and starts sweating like Lee Evans*


FUNNY QUOTES WE TEND TO USE UMM...MOST OF THE TIME!

.Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

.Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

.You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder

.Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

.It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

.They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill very many people.

.You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

.An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

.Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

.WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

.Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

.It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

.Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

.Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

.Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

.Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

.Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window or break down a door.

.I used to have a life but, that was before video games!

.Don't look for inspiration. Start working and inspiration will come to you.

.Take risks, if you win you will be happy; if you lose you will be wise.

.There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

.The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't.

.You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

.Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and dark side, and holds the universe together.

.Why are wrong numbers never busy?

.If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

.Doesn't 'expecting the unexpecting' make the unexpected expected?

.Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is.

.Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

.STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

.Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

.It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

.Never doubt the power of an extremely pissed off woman

.Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over


Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, shadowkat 2701,Afw,charmedcrazy14, charmedbaby11, thesistersthree, Charmedn1, KittyKat835, DethRose, Ying-Fa-Dono, Twistz of Doom, Eilonwy Arwen Kenobi of Narnia,swcwf22,AhsokaXAnakin63752,Agent Megas, barrissandahsokafriendz (Kiera), Mrs. Goode (kat)


When she walks away from you mad...Follow her When

she stare's at your mouth...Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you...Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you...Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet...Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you...Give her your attention

When she pull's away...Pull her back

When you see her at her worst...Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying...Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking...Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared...Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder...Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat...Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you...Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time...reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt...Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you...she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands...Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you...bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret...keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes...dont look away until she does

When she misses you...she's hurting inside When you break her heart...the pain never really goes away

When she says its over...she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin...she wants you to read it Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you


-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile


If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If your personality is strongly similar to a TV show character's, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.
Too many teenagers have smoked or tried Marijuana, if you haven't, put this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what Facebook/Myspace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
Copy and paste this to your profile if you like copy and pastes.
Copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever burst out laughing at something that happened a year ago.
If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.
If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and see if ohtres can raed it.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

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A Date With Matthew Morgan by CammieZachZammie reviews
Little snippets of Rachel and Matt's pre-marital life. How the cocky Matt Morgan finally got Rachel Cameron to go on a date with him, how they ended up getting married in Vegas, and how Abby reacted. One-Shot. RxM. Fluff
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4
Imperfect by miaadventure reviews
Cammie Morgan, Depressed. No one wants that label, and definitely not Cammie. So she acts. Better than anyone else could ever think- so well not even her own brother can tell. But then again, Zachary Goode, YouTuber isn't exactly just anyone.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,708 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Cammie M., Zach G.
In the Claws of an Angel ::Wolverine:: by t0ritee reviews
Anabelle is a young woman just discovering her abilities as a telekinetic. She knows little about her mutation or how to control it, only that mutants have been all over the news with savage reputations. When Anabelle flees her abusive home, she survives 7 lonely months... Until she meets Logan, a rugged, mysterious mutant, trying to recover his memory of who he is... WOLVERINEXOC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,840 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Logan/Wolverine, OC
Undercover Princess by LYKY-United We Spy reviews
Princess Carmen is in terrible danger so she is taken under the care of the CIA. Can her impeccable manners change a Americas favorite pop star? Will she survive long enough to see how her actions pay off? Disclaimer: I don't own any of the original Gallagher Girls plot line or characters.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,348 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G.
The Chameleon and the Rockstar by livelearnread16 reviews
Cammie was always the girl that blended in, was never noticed, so why is she the one girl that rock star Zach Goode can't seem to forget?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,543 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Farewell Skyguy by Kulechick reviews
Some people want me to take my One-Shot Love You Skyguy in to a bigger story so here it is. Anakin fakes his death and it causes pain fear and guilt and anger to him and the people that care about him. Rating T for dark scences and character . I suck at summaries. Not an AniSoka. LAST THREE CHAPTERS ARE UP!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,547 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S., Obi- Wan K. - Complete
Bleeding Out by JaredSadalecki reviews
A handful of ficlets that focus on how Kayla and Logan met, how their relationship formed, and how Kayla dealt with all of it. Kayla/Logan
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,855 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Logan/Wolverine, Kayla Fox
Younger Justice by Browniesarethebest reviews
Young Justice has been turned into children! What adventures will they go through as they find a way to change back? How will the mentors handle the Mini Justice? Will they find a way to change back? Rated T because I'm paranoid. Cover by the asterous jordylilly777!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,252 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Complete
Life Will Turn Around by preunka reviews
Zach is the king. Cammie is Zach's new servent. both completly different but things start to change as zach starts to find an atrraction towards cammie. but cammie dosent want zach, she thinks he is a a pathetic, ruthless,jerk... which he is. all human.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Cammie M., Zach G.
The Accidental Queen by Kurby14 reviews
Brianna was just getting ready to start college when an accident takes her away from everything familiar to her. Will she succumb to the darkness... or will she be the new Queen of the Vampires? Rated M for violence, language, and lemons.
Dracula - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,010 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Complete
The Blackthorne Exchange by Ciara Wynne reviews
I know, you've seen it before- the girls go to Blackthorne instead of the other way round, no mention of the Circle of Cavarn, and Blackthorne doesn't look like a prison- their cover is similar to Gallagher Academy. Just give it a try, okay? Thanks. DISCONTINUED- PM FOR ADOPTION
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,509 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Cammie M.
Can I Love You? by JessRobStar reviews
Cammie's just moved from Westerville High, wanting a fresh start, to be single, and not have to worry about her ex. Josh. But what happens when she meets a certain individual? R&R. No Spies.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,833 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G.
The Slave Market by StormyNight108 reviews
The droid base infiltration was simple. Someone had to be the distraction, and that person was Ahsoka. Tired of being put out of the action, she attemps to take things into her own hands. After the droid base falls with Ahsoka still in it, Anakin failed to find her, leading to the belief of her death. But she recieved a concequence far worse than death. [OLD AND ABANDONED]
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,280 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S.
Snow White and the Seven Hotties! by and bonfires lit up the shores reviews
Just a little fanfic about Cammie, a runaway who finds a cottage looking house-thing and thinks it empty until she finds out its owned by SEVEN hotties! Thank-you to, out-look-forever, who helped me with idea's!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Cammie M. - Complete
Visitation by LovelyBullet reviews
"Ladies, last semester, you encountered another brand of operatives. They beat you at your own game. Today, I am giving you a chance to redeem yourself." Set after Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,963 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
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Make a Wish, Miss Hood
Look into the life of a young female forced to find a mate. R&R please and cookies
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 422 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 3/10
Life with a reaper reviews
R&R Please!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S., Captain Rex, R2-D2
child of the holocaust reviews
It really does not go with Star Wars the Clone Wars...sorry...please read!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Complete